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scarybeeeee:
Vitamin B -complex is one of them.

With lots of protein. Poison her with enough good food, suffocate her with comfort and hospitality. Never let her stress herself o... Then visit her dad, I hear say d guy na doctor

donttouchme:
You didnt seek for advise when you were fornicating. Mind your business biko.

Hahahahaha hahahahaha

Pls forgive

Standing outside her house under the sun for about an hour or more...only for her to come out and act shocked, "are u still here?" She asked. Me...dumbfounded. Nor b she ask me to wait for her, I thought to myself.

On that day I made a personal decision never to wait for any girl again. This decision has affected me shaaaaa

Wilfredpat22:
THE truth is we women like guys like you toasting and wasting your credit on us. Plus you are a potential maga or ATM. Because we will ask you money and you will give you.if you stop calling us, it means we have limited strength in asking you for money

Just try to be successful. We women open legs for men with the fattest pockets

Ya cute.... Just like an empty bottle of champagne

Aphroditee:
I get..Just hard to keep up sometimes

That's why it's good we share with other believers so we can draw strength from their testimonies.

[quote author=Taniaa post=75370703][/quote]Job cursed the day he was born that's y his birth was never mentioned.

He wasn't perfect, the frustration got to him but not to the extent of causing God

Taniaa:
Abi oh. You don't know what frustration can do. After people dissapoint you, after giving you false hopes and end up not helping.

What about Job in the Bible, From the richest man to the poorest sick man in less than a day.

Can u compare him with anyone?

Aphroditee:
When you've been waiting on God for a long time and nothing happens, then someone offers you in exchange for something which is a path that might seem destructive..so how's it your fault if you fall when God didn't answer at due time?

Whatever u receive that isn't from God comes with a deadlier price.

I've come to realize that no matter how tough things get...u can still say NO to that someone and you wouldn't die. But we are tempted to say YES because we don't know when it will come from God.

You can try this....picture those moments when u waited and God came thru for u, liken it ya current situation and start rehearsing how you will celebrate

Tokziby:

Hahahahaha hahahahaha
Must it be Edo people?!!!!!!

OdikwaRisky:
Broke boys thread, na this kind topic dem dey love. But if na money or investment matter, their brain go freeze because dem no sabi anything. Ask the simple question concerning the stock market dem go open eye like torchlight. But if na toto matter, na there dem get A1. Empty headed maggots. Thats why I love my smart, foreign men unlike these sex crazed fools.

There's a time & place for everything.
There's a time to drop all manner of gentility & good guy fronting
And call that which beautiful, breathtaking, magnificent and ecstatic a well made.... I nor even know self, the feeling is out of this world

Where can I find my soul mate?

PrimadonnaO:
I don't understand...because I can't read again or what?

Because u have secrets u don't wanna secrets. Secrets u know would drive him away

No. 2 & 3 is really annoying. Must I return ya underwear every time.

StrawberryGloss:
Girls always look good in anything

God bless una with good lucks

CreepyBlackpool:
But a man fainted first

So why is it choosing to reward the woman and not the man?

This is not fair,
just sayin'

Did u just refer to him/her (choose d one u prefer) as "it"?

CreepyBlackpool:
But a man fainted first

So why is it choosing to reward the woman and not the man?

This is not fair,
just sayin'

Brosssssssssssssss

Did u just refer to him/her as "it"?

awa:
Adekunle I don't blame you calling Nigerian hustling to see if they could win about 45m desperate.
You too you are desperate in marrying Simi because she don hammer...

Celebrities making noise as if it is better with them... Who you don epp?

Change ya mentality. There's nothing wrong with what he said.

U & I know that none of those pple there will pass thru d audition. This is naija

Olutola88:
It is not possible for them to use the same energy to vote because:

1. 45million Naira is not involved
2. Even if you say you want to vote to secure your future, what makes you think the candidate you will be voting for is not the one that will eventually make Nigeria worse.

No be this Naija wey we dey?

However, I feel most people in that audition wasted their time cos it's hard to believe the selection process is not on man-know-man basis.

I still can't figure out how Nina was successful in an audition

When u pack come naija?

If dem fit buy vote, use connection get oil company job, connection for political appointment n contracts....na ordinary BB dem nor fit use connection n money take enter?

Bros, if d head is bad, no waste ya time for d body. Them know who dem wan take already. U better go use ya PVC if u want change

jamaicabakare:
Ogbeni Kunle use the same energy on Simi.

Unna two do wedding codedly but unna no go let us rest with pictures from your honeymoon.

RUBBISH!

He got married. He ain't doing baby mama or baby papa. Grow up n drop d insults

hungryboy:
Vote for who?
As a hopeless Nigerian youth, getting into the Big brother house will surely bring you fame and fortune while Buhari or Atiku winning the election will only make them, their cabal, family and friends richer.
So give me one good reason why i go go stand for sun dey wait to vote for either of 'em?

Fame, right? Do u know where all the previous winners are currently in life?

If yes, are they all doing well?

Can u remember d names of all participants in the 3rd edition?

oluwatosink:
Abi na

I'm sorry but I have to say this...you have a very poor mentality. Money doesn't make u rich. Ask previous winners if u doubt me

This guy is wicked and I love him.

Nigerians love being fed with crumbs, they r so dull n short sighted. They can't tell d diff between their left n right. It's a shame that when it's time to vote, u will see dem in their homes, shops, bars n parties wishing for their choice to win.

BBnaija is a bondage in disguise pose to distract our youth from the truth.

Itzurboi:
Lol why date APC lady, they are always obsessed with NEXT LEVEL.

Hahahahaha Hagan sha

Boss, I nor date o...na hi & hello o

Poverty has reduced us to rugrats in this country

Hidemyface:
From experience guys that have played such game, any regrets? Been avoiding them but the temptation just heighten this week cos I work from home.

I've tried it. Its not funny, and it's even casual yet she's expecting me to take it to d next level or else....

MetalJigsaw:
hello sweet

Boys will always run after anything wearing a skirt

habsydiamond:
Dem don use this babe be that oo. But why na, the way bad things keep happening in this country, everybody wants to have quick cash, even the unborn babies too... When Bihari said Nigerian youths are lazy....some kept shouting and insulting him...but with what we see happening everywhere with youth eating poo, stealing pants, and all other simply because they want to become rich all of a sudden.....I think more than 50% of this nation youth are lazy and are only hoping someone will drop a Ghana must go bag filled with millions of naira at their doorstep... We must change this thinking, but it will be too late...

Bad things happen to those who lust after worldly things

I'm a guy and I can't help it...the sight of it, the smell, the taste it's just ecstatic.

The addiction comes n goes. After reading this thread, I believe it has to do with the blood. Right now, I have it in my bag at work...as a matter of fact, it goes everywhere with me since last week.

The human body is just funny...craving for dirt just because it lacks red blood cells

A boy and a girl can never truly be close friends without strings

I'm learning a lot from this thread

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