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Repent! Christ is coming soon

obembet:
This is what I expect from a man of God.

Say no to oppressor.
Say No to PDP & APC

Thank u!

This is d first time I'm seeing sowore's face. I hope I learn his other names before tomorrow's election

dlw09:

Only u post

Only u comment

Only u laugh on day 1

Only u laugh on day 2

The hustle is really serious my guy.

Anyway, I done register on ya survey site without ya referral

No more rule of law.

This is just an avenue to kill whoever they want and they will brand the person a ballot box snatcher.

The dead cannot justify itself. They know what they are doing.

God save Nigeria and heal our hearts & land.

5thElement:
Which is one is option one again?

The first statement

5thElement:
Just flip a coin bro. What's the worst thing that can happen? Maybe she and her friends will rape you, dazall.

Maybe you never return to finish the story or the boss fell in love with u and gave u a job.

Option one is more realistic

CME01:
Who understands what this pic is about?

Girls are generally poor and dependent

omablogs:
Factors no kikiki

Baba! Only u post, only u comment, only u argue for and against.

The hustling is really serious. God is ya strength.

OK...I understand. I will quickly file this case and look into it when I'm free.

Pls pray I don't INEC ya case

kurlz:
Writing out of experience is the best. You know they say experience is the best teacher.

I pray we find true love in our relationships else life may seem frustrating.

That's y a lady in her early 40s was giving relationship/marriage advice. She has had 3 failed marriages, her 4th is waxing stronger.

I hope u understand what I'm saying

Valerie47:
When you meet the right person, relationship becomes so sweet and easy, you have rest of mind and feel very appreciated.

Then you realize you have been wasting your previous time with the wrong people, giving love to people who are undeserving of it.

Awwwnnn.....ya relationship is less than 6 months.
Ya previous relationship was very close to toxic

fayded:
a sapiosexual is someone that is attracted to people based on their intellectual contents, IQ, smartness and stuff like that.
he/she isn't really that much interested in your looks, buh in what you have "upstairs".
that's who a sapiosexual is.
I don't understand what the topic has to do with ur write-up sha.

And you finished the love doctor.

Everybody in naija is a teacher, yet we r still having failed relationships. Now I know why....teachers teaching what they don't understand

val4sure:
Please nairalanders, I need advice on a pressing matter on my neck now, I will try and keep it very short.

There is this lady I have been dating way back during school days, we've known each other for ages, everybody knew us as the perfect couple then, until after our graduation, we passed out together last year from NYSC, after that reality sets in.

I searched for job, nothing was fort coming, I have to change plans and was introduced to an online business which am currently doing, with the business, I have been able to secure a self con apartment as a hustling guy, got it furnished and still doing the same business which has its good and bad times

The issue now is that my girlfriend is not getting any younger, both of us are going to be 28 years old this year and suitors has been flocking around recently to marry her

The issue now is that her family member thinks she is possessed by not accepting any of the suitors that is coming for her, everybody is on her neck to marry, the pressure on her body is just too much that the family members are conducting series of meetings all the time to know if something is wrong with her.

And the reason for her actions is all because of me and am not financially bouyant enough to be able to save her from the pressure by getting married to her now, business just started.

I love the girl so much that I really want to spend the rest of my life with her because she's a rare gem, never seen her type of woman before, but am worried also, no fund for such and I don't think asking her to keep on waiting for me is a good idea base on the pressure on her everyday.

Please nairalanders, am losing it seriously, I have asked so many of my friends for idea, different opinions from different people, please I seriously need advice on this case, what should I do in this situation.

Go see her family and let them know of ya intention. Listen to what they have to say first, den u can build on from there.

Divay22:
You ain't just spoilt but rotten also

Nigerians!!!! Did I say anything out of the ordinary?

Divay22:
Which Uncle

Our People call him papi's younger brother down there.

What would u called something that's hard, long and have CUM in it?
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Before u start thinking spoil
Our people normally calls it "CUCUMBER." Cucumber is hard, long and with a "CUM" in d middle

Divay22:
My ex usually laugh the hell outta me when he was teaching me then.
We goan learn it but gat deal with some pressing issues now

Don't mind uncle.... Always poking when its not his time

lonelydora:
Sadly, chess is one board game i don't really kmow how to play

I can teach u. Holla at me if ya interested. No homo! I love encouraging beginners

lonelydora:
Sadly, chess is one board game i don't really kmow how to play

I can teach u

Guys! Let's make a thread of our own. Snap and share a pix of u wearing a sexy boxer because we r jobless.

Michelle55:
Bros kwa? Ayam not understanding Plueaaase no remould me into a man biko I enjoy being a woman... Thanchu.
Can the country go back to when I use to buy buredi and beans 20naira? If no, I no get sweat to waste ontop the country wahala

I'm sorry....that can never happen, Bread & beans na 2h.
What can happen now is we can decide to....... I nor even know self.

Let's try autopilot for another 4yrs

Michelle55:
You mean am?
That means say I no kukuma dey Nigeria again.. As I dey talk to you now, na only my body dey here, my spirit dey reside in Canada So you are chatting with a bona-fide spirited Canadian lady. You garrit
Happy voting sire.

Bros, pls o Nigeria is our own. With ya sweat n mine, we can make this country greater than what it was.

Bamidey:
I give it to her, she knows her game. But 5years from now, Amber Rose and Blac Chyna will still be relevant; I don't see Jane going more than this.
She should give us more to talk about.
Dancing with only bra and pant, probably that catapult called g-string from next year then, 2020 should be without bra, 2021 fully naked. And the session goes on and on til she goes completely mad.

oloriburuku

That's the sad reality she is yet to face.

The people will keep asking for more, not more of her intelligence or grace or even her face but more of her backside, more of her twisting waist and more of her unclad body.

A time will come when there's no more to look at and she will just go for anything and anyone just to remain afloat. When that time comes, the younger ones will refer to her as, "mama." Mama ya time done pass.

Michelle55:
Thanchu No be only ya akant you go send, Abeg send every individual in ya community akant numbers join.. I'm in a good mood to distribute funds happiness just dey disturb me say one lifeless Pharaoh dey go back to duara tomorrow

Haha hahahahaha

Nor b tomorrow o...na may 29th. The guy fit sell d country to Sudan before den

luvyaself95:
Seriously bro, i study this one like book..
before i make movement not knowing she is Poo Same like Other Girls...

I think its d speed with which they lie in other to appear good to us that's killing the attraction

Sunmolar:
I suck breast as child,& I'm still sucking now
it's an habit I tried to let go but couldn't.

As kryptonite is to superman, that's how breast is to me.

My siblings shared a story with me of how my mom used bitter leaf to rub her breast but it didn't stop me.

If I'm sleeping close to a lady. My hand will involuntarily find her breast. Because of this, I'm a perfect gentleman, I don't sleep close to dem. I'll go for d floor, couch or any other place far from them.

The good side to this is that I just know what to do with my tongue, lips and teeth when sucking. My wife will testify

Michelle55:
Thanks though.. It's not just a moniker, it's my real name so thanks for liking the name

Fear fear
Make I send u account number make u show better appreciation

bayocanny:
@op, sorry o

To be frank some girls are dull, am yet to meet an intelligent one.

There are intelligent ones out there, they r just rare or we don't have d eyes to see & acknowledge them

Michelle55:
Friends we are dude..

Lolx... I still like d name. No homo

stephleena:
same for some ladies.. the bad guys always getting their way. Ur own will come

It gets scary with time. And with each girl, we r finding more difficult to love and trust completely.

When she eventually comes, I hope we (good guys) can still trust wholeheartedly

Preshy561:
You are not a husband material, yea, both of you up there are side niggas.

I hope we don't find u in Shiloh 2040 searching for any type of material

Michelle55:

Chai.. Babe you are brutal Sha.
@Op let the feeling flow, there's nothing you can do to stop/minimize it.. Let it flow.
Truth is there's nothing we will tell you that will make sense to you right now

Hi!
I like your name. Let's be friends

gulfer:
Same you below:


Are you a hermaphrodite

Hahahahaha hahahahaha

Boss, I gat go do small research base on ya claims.

Op nor b hermaphrodite. He/she b bobriski version 2.

He was a guy in 2018 but now she is a girl