₦airaland Forum

Offpoint:
It's Val Day and the world is expected to be a freaking Noah ark today. It's a pay day for chemist or pharmacies, Condoms, Viagras,TM and post pills will be sold at the highest today, over 1576764 girls are getting pregnant today, over 1 billion sex will be recorded today, over 734,8876 will be infected with STD today. Most of these activities will be carried out by those in relationships, but for the single and not searching guys like us.... What are you doing today?

Me, I'm texting all my debtors today reminding them the kind of thunder that will strike them if they should purchase any gift without paying my money, then back to watching Vikings season 7

Its not a public holiday but another Thursday. I'm at work now. Later I'll b in church, Faith clinic. Tomorrow is no public holiday either...so I'll go home n prepare for tomorrow.
Not forgetting to buy me self something special and keep avoiding dem girls calls. Na my money

madampresident:
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Space bookers, you got the best of me
But I just keep on hoping you guys gon turn a new leaf
Oh why, did you have to book this space
I should have known right from the start
You were gon book this space
madampresident
madampresident!!!!!!!!!!
madampresident!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guruzmarstk:
Tool pusher pass person wey dey push tools?

I love naija....we take things just as they are; no sweat

oyetpel:
What i am trying to tell you is that we should stop association evil or bad things to only Nigeria.

You think whites don't do yahoo yahoo in USA?

Do you read how rampant it is on Usa TVs or Websites? No.
They put out good news about themselves.

At least they have good news to put out. Name one good thing that we can put out....
Our sport is dying
Education is dead
Poverty is increasing
Unemployment is increasing
Entertainment industry...well
Health is crawling

Look at what we r selling... Big brother.

Bro, pls let's forget d western world, let's stop using them as a ref point. Let's just do what's right

oyetpel:
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You widen your horizon by reading foreign news or you stop saying that some crimes or event happens only in Nigeria.

Whether it happens elsewhere or not doesn't make it a good thing.

It's happening in Nigeria and its bad. Let's deal with it and stop justifying it cause it happens in d western world as well

oshalomo:
what do you feel when you stop masturbating after 4 years

The same way you felt after 1 year

SweetBuns:


That's the kind if proposal I'm looking for. He should propose to me on a yatch in the carrabian islands. With a 25 carat diamond ring

They said fatal accident. If this is d kinda proposal u want, u know what to do...








Fatal *****

oyetpel:
You people will always say Nigeria.

This type of thing doesn't always happen in Nigeria alone.

Watch "Abducted from Plain Site"

I was born & brought in Nigeria. I'm still living in Nigeria. Why should I make ref to a place I've never been to?

Very helpful.
Thanks

teresafaith:
The foolish woman deserves more than the slap.

What even gave her the gut to slap the poor girl in the first place, I swear if I'm the girl I'll break her head and if her stupid son tries any rubbish, e go follow im mama chop.

Arrant nonsense

Mtcheewww!!

Dear Lord, save me from the hands of Jezebels. Let me never come across them in my search of partner. In Jesus name I pray, Amen

I don't believe this.
Something is wrong upstairs

NarnieSnyper:
I don't know about student-pastors but there's this pastor neighbour of mine who has kids aged 15 and 13 respectively....very spoilt brats actually.

They have someone who leaves his house to come put on the generator at night, they also have a woman who comes to do the laundry, I think twice a week. The pastor, wife and kids do virtually nothing. The man sits home all day and only goes to church when time comes for evening or weekend service.
The way people tend to worship these people like they are demi-gods all in the name of "serving".

Religion though

This is the sad reality of the state of things in our institution.
There's a girl I have a crush on, wanted to ask her out. During one of my long conversation with her I found out she cooks for her pastor, goes to his place a lot. This pastor is single. When I saw the pastor, he was as young as I am. That's not what got me uninterested.... The day I called her late and she lied she was at home while the background suggested otherwise and then her phone went off spontaneously after she refused to answer d call the second time I called, then I knew something was fishy beyond d ordinary.

God bless Nigeria and help us from our gullibility

wunmi100:
not 100% true

Dearie, why is it that it's only u and ya fellow girls that are saying it's not true?

fabulous2000:
hi nlanders,
I need to clear my conscience on this issue,
I have been dating a girl since early 2018 and every time we are discussing, she always abuse men and call us names in my presence, I always caution her that I am also a man. she can't be saying all that in front of me and she will apologized. but continue again the next time we see...after sometimes I was not comfortable with DAT situation, so I discuss with her that she is not ready for this relationship because I don't see d respect here. .she ask if I am fed up and immediately she went her way without coming back again. am I wrong or is she right. what can I do.

N.B- she always abuse men because of her things they did to her friends..

If you ask me, na who I go ask? The matter way u dey see soooo we nor dey when e start

searchproject:
Visit the website on my signature and select your department

Ya site has issues

Nuulife:
I detest fake life ehh.

However, I do involve in professional packaging which can appear fake sometimes.
When it comes to my personal life, I live Bellow my standard.

If i meet new people, I would tell you that I am a student (meanwhile, I am a working class).
If I go on first date, I would hide my car and appear as a street.
These help me to know how people accepts me and then, I will naturally put off fake people as much as possible.

I'm gonno try this one. Makes a whole lot of sense

xproducer:
‘Can a mortal be more righteous than God? Can a man be more pure than his Maker?" - Job 4:17

Thus says the Lord GOD - "For I have no pleasure in the death of one who dies,” says the Lord God. “Therefore turn and live!" - Ezekiel 18:32

"For You are not a God who takes pleasure in wickedness, Nor shall evil dwell with You." - Psalm 5:4

OP, if you are looking for sin... for your sake, (1). Don't dare mention the righteous, Almighty GOD... and (2). You/we all need only look at ourselves in the mirror.

"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God," - Romans 3:23

Thank you

destiny4luv:
Well I don't know if the title suite the story, but I just want to share this. I have a neighbor who is into internet fraud normally called yahoo boy or g boy not yahoo plus. This guy moved into the compound few months before I moved in 2017. According to him he has been hustling since he was introduced to yahoo 5 6 years ago and he has never got a major breakthrough. All he collect is just change like 500 to 700 dollars ever since he joined.

But according to him his story changed late last year when he had a major break of about 7million (his share when converted to Naira). You need see this guy, he changed all his furnitures and electronics and gave out the old ones living large at the moment. The reason I am sharing this was because this guy came to me few day ago and was sharing his story with me, how things was so bad for him last year before his pick, well that I know of because he do come to me then to borrow money. He told me how he deposited 500k for his mom treatment who was terribly sick, that no body in the family could raise the money, that if not for him the mom would have died, he told me things he has done for his girlfriend and family and how proud they are of him.

The one that actually got me laughing was when he said one of his children most do yahoo 'chai' I laugh, he said yahoo pays it only needs patient, and that he cant work in a place they will pay him 200k or 300k and he is expecting is 2019 break soon. And he was actually encouraging me to join and forget about my contract job, which I actually declined politely and laugh over it. I tried advicing him about the disadvantages and if possible negative future effects, but his mood changed and he just left said he has an appointment.

Now my point is, his family, girlfriend and friends are aware this guy gets his money from fraud and they are all celebrating him. As it gotten this bad?

Yes, it has. It's even

highqueen:
Frustrated people always think big of themselves when they body shame people.
That's what Nigerians are always good at, jobless people.

Let her dress properly and let me see who will body shame her.

Life has a ying yang effect, action and reaction. Everything we do has an opposite effect. If she isn't strong enough to handle the words, then let her do the needful.

BTW I don't support body shaming neither do I support indecent dressing.

Like someone said earlier...70% of Nigerians have stretch marks, the skinny pple included. 90% of those who are victims of body shaming dress indecently.

On a lighter note, this is the first time I'm seeing someone shamed cause of stretch mark. I thought stretch mark was a norm

xendra:
but there are no responsible men

Have u met me?

delectablegyal:
We only talk about the ladies. we should talk about men too. We seem to hail them in this part of the world.

Men stop being promiscuous. stop pussy mongering. stop paying heavily for pussy.

We have been talking about ladies for too long. now time to attack the men.

If there's no padlock, d key is useless and vice versa.

When a padlock is locked, pple will look for the key.

When its just a key without a padlock, d key gets thrown away.

Women r padlocks while men r d keys.

Wow! she's cheap....but how much last for 12hrs?

searchproject:

Let's talk project. I need one for electrical

This is very funny.

BTW I never knew that Islam has a single leader like Catholics

Nwodosis:
He should also be given the same treatment with Cameroon pepper!

Cameroon pepper nor harsh. Na passed glory e get. Make dem use hot Iron I stead

searchproject:

You smile like someone that's guilty

Funkybabee:
there is nothing naturally, maybe she's using a products for it

I believe this. There was a particular girl that felt like a virgin. As in...she cried. I felt d pain too...my mamba was being squeezed, my eyes turned red. We had to take a break.

Frankicent:
chai me barely trust women. She did fuxked the guy?

Back then I'll say No, but now I'll say, "I don't know."

lilmax:
that's why you needed that at that point in life

Very true

MannieA:
lol

if it was her best friend why the Bleep did she switch off her phone

Battery was down.....Red flag

MannieA:
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LOL


She was prolly receiving a good dick from the back!!

Ya almost correct. The guy was literally poking her from behind but nothing happened according to her.

The guy was her best friend. It's amazing how best friend and boyfriend are both bf

Funny Story

I was serving in a remote area in Anambra state. She was still in school. She was very beautiful, one of the most sought after girls in school. Lots of guys were constantly flocking themselves around her, and she loves the attention as well as the perks that comes with it.

One night around 11pm I called her. We were talking and then I heard a male's voice in the background. She stays at the school's female hostel. This particular hostel shuts their gates to guys once its 6pm. I quickly asked her, "who was that?" She said it was her roommate, Amarachi. "Let me talk to Amarachi," I requested. Then her phone went off until the following day.

Six months later, she told me the truth while mocking me.

She did abuse my trust and my willingness to turn a blind eye. But now I've learnt how to smell rat from a thousand mile away.