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Can the OP please respond to this video...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBAHRgtuI4I

Trutherme:
Go jump in the nearest gutter, whenever you get the chance. Olodo!

Sister nor vex. You too dey vex ahn ahn...somebody cannot play with you again ni...chai. See as you jux change am for me. Nor vex abeg na talk we just dey talk na.

Oluolad86:
I called the Doctor yesterday, he said I should come after Easter. I would have started the tests but no money, I'll wait till after Easter. I just pray that someone can contact him or help me pay for the tests.

Please kindly come to my rescue please

I got your mail. I've got no one in Ibadan. Me as well as other persons who want to help can easily call the tristatehs line to confirm that you have you visited them, registered and got information about the tests you are to do as well as the costs of the test. I can also guess that tristatehs will likely do a better job only that it may be costlier. Have you made up your mind to visit the tristatehs? If the registration fee is 5k I can help with that (by paying straight to the tristatehs account) and you can meet with the doctor to know what tests you are to do and what the costs will be like.

Not my words though...hear from a doctor!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBAHRgtuI4I

Gboy101:
Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased animal? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a pig? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as Bleep, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two bed? That’s right, it’s the person I'm seeing over there.

imagine sleeping and suddenly get distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As you look closer, you relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, the sleep was short-lived when you realised that your bed portion was located somewhere underneath her.

Soon after you managed to burrow off the bed, you caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. the scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne

how do people sleep with fat women??

Whoever you are...your writing is mad!

I have just 3 rules:

If she cannot help me in the course of the fulfilment of my purpose, then she cannot be my wife

If I do not have a place in her life to support her in the fulfilment of purpose then she cannot be wife

if she does not have a functional relationship with Jesus my LORD she cannot be my wife

She may have her flaws and her flaws may be listed among the ones that the op listed...but if she fails in any of three criteria above then she cannot be my wife...my wife must be my helper, she must need my help and she must be connected to the God I serve and pledge allegiance to...shikena!

You said you are attracted to such and such women...where do you expect the attraction to lead? Do you expect that ladies you are attracted to finally land in your bed and you get to have them for years before you dump them or you intend to marry them? Which is it?

@Oluolad86 I don't know you and I don't know if you have provided enough evidence to prove you are real...but if what you have said is true then you are in dire need.

I checked online for a cardio-health centre and found one Tristatehs. Their website's url is: https://tristatehs.com/ , their phone number is: 0905 699 6462 and their address is: Metro International Medical Building, Plot 16A, American Quarters, Idi Ape, Ibadan, Oyo State.

I will call the number and explain to their customer care agent (hopefully) that you, @Oluolad86, will be needing their services and that we will would like to know what the cost of testing is like so that well meaning Nigerians can assist with contributions.

I can guess that the rep of the lab would like to know what symptoms you present, the tests and treatments you have undergone and when you will be visiting the lab for another round of testing. When you supply these details to the lab then perhaps we can create an escrow account with tristatehs such that when the amount of money needed for testing is successfully contributed and you have been confirmed to be present at the lab then the money in the escrow account can be moved to tristatehs account and your testing can commence immediately. In the event that you do not show up at the hospital for testing after all contributions have been made the contributions will be reverted back to those who contributed them.

Those contributing for your testing need to know who you are (your national ID, Int'l passport or voter ID would be needed), the medical documents showing the testing and treatments (a picture/video of you showing your condition) and your plea for help.

I don't have a facebook, instagram or twitter account, so someone else here can help escalate this to the general public to help you garner funds. And to further facilitate the trust someone else on nairaland can call tristatehs to mutually set up the escrow account for the contributions for the initial testing.

What I can do is to put a call across to tristatehs, explain the matter on ground and contribute my widow's mite towards your testing and treatment.

I don't know if you are Christian but if you this is the time to draw nigh to God. Heart diseases are a tough battle. The best we can do is help with your testing and treatment but no one can guarantee your recovery, not even the best doctor on the planet. I do hope you get the funding you need and I hope you scale this...but make peace with God, commune with God in prayers and be prepared for whatever life throws at you...so that irrespective of the outcome you do not lose in this life or in the next.

This is my humble idea and I welcome the criticisms or contributions of others.

AdeGreen9:
Compared to the wickedness the so called white people have done to blacks in America and around the world,what the teens did is nothing...white race and society will go down..there wickedness is too much...not to forget the evil African leaders as well.

If any society is to go down because of wickedness it is the society of the blacks...all over the world the greatest killers of the blacks are blacks...in the Rwanda genocide blacks slaughtered blacks in droves, in the Biafra war blacks slaughtered blacks like chicken, in Odi and Zaki Ibiam blacks decimated blacks, in black majority states in the US blacks slaughter blacks daily, blacks sold blacks into slavery and today our blacks leaders are still selling blacks for pecuniary gains...righteousness exalts a nation but sin is a reproach to any people. The US and Europe is a destination to most people all over the world because their forefathers invested much to make their country great but look at Africa a land of plenty yet a land of destruction of destinies ...now tell me who is wicked? If the white man is more wicked why are blacks queuing up at their embassies to escape Africa and go to the white man's land...we had better not fool ourselves. Blacks are more wicked than the whites and that is why the whites always use us against ourselves because they know we drink, eat and sleep in wickedness...

Congratulations...your bank has been credited with 10 million naira!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdfvIvYPPRo

BigSarah:
The point of kneeling isn't a sign of love or affection but rather submission, that's what all holy books preaches...
Only inferior people submits, so fill in.

Submission isn’t love, you can submit to who you don’t love that’s my point, that your girlfriend or wife is submissive to you doesn’t mean it’s because she loves you..Feminist or not

A woman with power that submits to a man without power is an act of fidelity, love and loyalty...but when broke feminists lift their shoulders and ask for a crown they only end up widening their pit latrine into a volcano crater by miscreant, vandals and hoodlums...

Havesomesense:
what about Muslims

Mehn Muslims redefine the equation of marriage ohhh...because I don't know how marrying a second wife shows you love the first. Yet in Islam they are required to love all wives equally which is impossible. So at the end of the day a more stable and sensible arrangement is one man one wife...

@Havesomesense As a man be a husband and as a woman be a helper. A man that is a true husband is a blessing to any woman and any woman that is a helper is a blessing to any man...bring these two together and the result will be a blissful marriage...hence for a marriage to be successful the man must love his wife as Christ loved the church and gave himself for it (this is what it means to be a husband) and the wife must submit all she is and she has to the lordship of her husband (this is what it means to be a wife)...it is only when men and women adhere to these conditions that marriages become successful

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Kdon2:
HARD FACT: some ladies ll never see husband to marry them, some ll have the chance and destroy it, some ll marry and just squander it. If you know the number of eligible women searching every opportunity, you ll be humble. TRUTH IS: only a few ladies can actually manage marriage successfully. Marriage is not for everyone. Don't kill yourself cos of marriage. JUST TRY TO LIVE HAPPY!

Your post does not corroborate the title...your post suggests a tiny chance of a good marriage...but a tiny chance is still a chance worth taking if you know how rules of marriage.

husseinaaa:
he is a cult member, he is threatening to kill me if I don't have sex with him or return the money he dashed me.

I didn't ask him for the money .

when he offered to buy me phone I told him not to buy if his intention is to have sex or use me but he told me it's a gift.

they will kill me.

I have no peace, I have nobody to stand against him.

and I don't have money to pay him.

but as am going to take my life, remember I did it for the fear of my life. I did it because I can't take it anymore.

To you it is a gift but to the guy it is a price...you should return that price to him so he does not have a supernatural legal ground against you...afterwards give a gift to the cause of God and request that a church elder or man/woman of God pray for you...may God rescue you ohhh!

newuser11:
I tend to lose total interest once a girl agreed to date me.
There was this babe that u really liked, I thought finally I've found the one. I had to suffer before I got her number, then suffered a lot of indignation before she eventually turn up. Suddenly again, after dating for a measly 5 days, It happened again. She just isn't it again, I lost interest in her without even having sex with her. And this was actually a girl I went through thick and thin before she agreed to be my GF. Now, it seems she's fallen hard buh I can't continue. I'm not feeling it. I told her and she berserk, called me different sort of names. She came to my house this evening to beg, asked what she did wrong and I can't even pinpoint to a reason why I ended it coz there isn't one.
Many girls have come and gone like that. They've called me names. Some I had sex with before ending it, some I don't.
Please house, what is wrong with me? Wtf is happening to me?

PS: I've only had one relationship that lasted a little, and that was during my service year. Eventually, I ended it for no reason. I just don't feel the vibe.
This is really messing me up, HELP!

Spirit wife things...your real wife is pressing her remote control from the marine realm. Guy you need critical deliverance!

Side chics are trashbins, wives are not...simple! When you need to do dangerous things that you know you cannot do with your wife you get a side chic. For example you want to unload raw but you don't want your wife getting pregnant and thinking of abortion you get a side chic unload in her fully and give her some change to go do an abortion...if she dies in the process its her business...

...this is the mentality of men that keep side chicks...I don't keep any because I don't need one!

...this is for boys and not men...men don't go looking for overused females called girlfriends instead they look for chaste ladies that still have their tamper-proof intact physically, mentally and even spiritually...but they can still manage the overused females when they need a dustbin to relieve stress in an unusual way.

IamBroke:
Okay there's this lady I met at a friend's place. She's free spirited and kind of nasty.

She's married with 3 kids but she's not living with her husband, reasons I don't know.

I believe she'd be 5 years if not more older than me but yet she calls me like I'm with her kidney...
I can't even believe the kind of stuff we do though we've not had sex but she's pushing me that way but that's one thing I don't want to do cause she's married and I'm feeling guilty.

I don't want to hurt her and I don't want to continue this stuff with her and I don't want to avoid her either.

So what do I do now?

Advise me on what to do please

You have two options:
1. Accept her advances, pump her center of gravity very well and be prepared to die very soon. You can go to hell knowing that you pumped a married woman's womb to oblivion.

2. Stay as far as you can from her. Turn down her advances and gifts. Avoid her and her likes like a plague and the odds will be high that you will see better days.

It's up to you though!

Men are like plugs and plugs can only fit into one socket at a time. There is no plug created by any engineer that fits into two or more sockets at the same time...polygamy is an error founded on the sinful nature of man.

Trutherme:
Did the randy he-goat leave a mark on her after the entire relationship? If you meet the girl tomorrow, how are you going to know what happened between her and the guy? Act like you may have a girl in your life and that is assuming you are not gay. You don't have to be nasty and type away your life with those derogatory language of yours.

Well we ultimately get to know...when the news of paternity fraud, cheating and all manner of sexual infidelity starts to leak from every corner we will get to know. Which set of women complain about their men not satisfying them? Is it not this crop of women who have spent a good time of their life turning their button hole into a crater? When they spend a decade receiving tubers of yam they will now marry a man with sausage roll and start complaining that their husbands cannot satisfy them...so in the end we get to know about their past lives by the tales that their relationships or marriages tell...and by the way lady I don't know why you are so pained. I hope you have not been vandalized by a randy he-goat. By the grace of God I have a woman and I met her complete. She had her tamper-proof intact unlike the leaking holes that parade our streets looking for whom to swallow. When will ladies learn to protect the sanctity of their sexuality? They sell their pride naively to fools, vandals, miscreants and maniacs and expect to get married to a perfect man with no flaws...what trash!

Are these two kids not being racist? If these two kids were white and the victim black this news would be everywhere by now...

Authorities arrested two teenagers and charged them with second-degree murder in the death of a mentally ill Rochester, New York, man.

What are the details?
According to reports, 16-year-old Zayvion Perry and 14-year-old Adriel Riley Jr. snuck into Steven Amenhauser's home on Friday afternoon, sprayed him with a flammable fluid, and set him on fire.

After 53-year-old Amenhauser caught fire, the two reportedly left him to die inside his home.

At least 70% of the man's body was covered in second- and third-degree burns before he ultimately died four days after the attack.

A police source told the Daily Wire that Amenhauser was "sitting in a chair in his apartment" when the teens burst in, sprayed him with an "ignitable fluid, then set him on fire."

Both teenagers were initially charged with first-degree assault. The 16-year-old was also initially charged with second-degree attempted arson, and the 14-year-old was charged with second-degree arson.


Both teens now face second-degree murder charges, and police have divulged that the 14-year-old suspect has been arrested at least three times in the past seven months for various infractions.

A message from the Monroe County District Attorney's office stated that Perry will be prosecuted as an adolescent offender and Riley Jr. will be prosecuted as a juvenile offender.

According to WROC-TV, Rochester Police Department Captain Frank Umbrino on Tuesday said that Amenhauser left his apartment to visit a local store immediately before the incident occurred.

"He came back from the store and entered his apartment, and about five minutes after he entered his apartment, he came out of it on fire," Umbrino said. "There were people who tried to help render aid and put out the fire. RPD and RFD responded and he was taken to the Burn Trauma Unit until he passed away at about four o'clock this morning."

The station reported that Perry is being held on $50,000 cash bail, $100,000 secured bond and $150,000 partially secured bond. Riley Jr. is being held without bail and no release.

At the time of this reporting, police do not know what motivated the heinous crime.

Source
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theblaze.com/amp/authorities-arrest-teens-mentally-ill-man-on-fire-2651113597

Trutherme:
Well the prayer worked when the randy he goat stopped and moved on. You may not believe in God but there others who do and that is ok.

Which prayers? The lady is already ravaged by the randy he goat. Now the mother would have to pray that the daughter gets married on time or else the 1m sinkhole could easily become a 1km volcano crater before she gets married and the many randy he goats who would have contributed to creating the 1km wide crater can always continue their operation even after the lady is married leaving her with high chances of committing paternity fraud...

I believe in God and I believe in prayer but I wonder what kind of prayer the mother was praying that a sexual predator finalized his mission right under her nose!

Ohh yeah...Facebook can go "face itself".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZZawTbfQ1s

Trutherme:
Bad Boy. Her mother was aware of this your confession and frustrated you.
Most mothers see what we don't see. They also pray for and protect their daughters o.

Of what use is the prayer when the daughter's 1inch buttonhole has been converted to a 1km sinkhole...her daughter is now officially a leftover!

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