₦airaland Forum

Ginaz:
Babe, from my heart I would want a small marriage. Just I and my family and boo's family. I hope he would be co operative. I hope my wishes come through. No stress, just engagement party will be the big deal then he pays my dowry and we go our home. No big deal there.

If family members doesn't agree they can do whatever they want. It's my marriage, not theirs, it's my HUSBAND!!!!!!

Very simple!

All you have to do is just one small sommersault, make sure say condom is not used. Then you can go and tell them, "am pregnant already and its my husband not theirs, it my marriage not theirs" they will hear you. If not, get ready to face the nearest lagoon near you.....

Otherwise, you go church talk or Registry talk say "Its my husband", na broom them go use take sweep your leg commot for office........

As though it is not the same parents that will give you out in marriage and will be looking up to you to show some good manners so that your would be inlaws will have some respect for your parents as well........

Its my husband ko?

Realhommie:
Hmmmmmmmm... It makes a whole lot of sense, but such can only be possible if ur spouse is extremely understanding.

Only when she carry belle and her papa no dey, na E dat one dey possible for Naija. Cheap but risky way to get married.

Take it or leave it.

White Wedding /Reception #1,050,000 Traditional #335,500**

**Only #205,500 of the traditional budget is Mandatory, the rest is optional. Wedding Reception seats/Feeds 300. Any other person(s) outside the 300 can goan buy puff-puff because all you may get is bottle water or can coke Zero or Du big Malt.......

Fried Rice/Jollof/Salad/Moin-moin with Beef for 200persons and 100 persons for Semo with Egusi or Ogbono (Mixing is strictly prohibited, we are on a tight budget........ )

2 wedding Cakes, Media, hotels, DJ invitation cards for 100 (The rest go hear through social Media, those offline can go and see vision and get their own IV inside dream for night...... ), Registry bills, car rental, hall, decorations, labour for 6 people to serve food and drinks, every every.........

Plus Traditional and Church wedding takes place on 2 different days in 2 different cities......


I just dey look July dey wonder, why time just dey fly anyhow. Who hold remote whey dey do this kan thing sef......

N:B:- This budget involved some very Spiritual as well as dangerous cost cutting techniques that require adult supervision as a very coded bae/fiance whose second name is (Spirit of Understanding). Do not do this at home biko.....

Shebi them talk say Ambode ban bike for Lagos highways.....

Useless APC them.......

klassykute:
Due to current recession Nigeria is facing, everything is now on the high side from food stuff to toiletries, to electronics even the cost of having a Bride has also increased greatly.... this thread is a survey for guys who are planning on getting married soon brace yourself you might change your mind.
What is the cost of taking a Bride in your village..

In Edo state, Bini to be precised is know to have the cheapese Bride price in Nigeria. the list comprise of

6 crates of beer
6 crates of soft drinks
cola nuts for prayers
4 bottles of Hots
#25 naira for BRIDE PRICE
and refreshment for guess.....

Not completely true......


The list issued people that wanna marry are basic 2 types.....

The one for Edos and the one for those who arent Edo. Find out carefully. But Bride price no dey pass #500.

Mortiple:
stop talking nonsense!

Is Imo State worse than Lagos, Edo, Cross River and so many other states?

Yes.........

I dey my house, comman beat me ni..........

Politicalapathy:
or else what?
see set of jobless youth fighting for wetin no concern them.
I thought bubu promise you guys 5000# monthly has he not start

Tell Mr Sai Baba Aka Baba Go slow, that 5k cant even buy half bag of rice, he can #KeepTheChangeBae........

An unnamed Abuja Politician. This one that APC is in now in control in Abuja, is it because of that they refuse to name the politician?

If na Fayose, they for spell the full name - both First name, middle name, surname, baptismal name and nickname complete - but since na possibly APC saint, the fellow will remain nameless.........

Why are Nigerians so obsessed about flyovers and roundabouts........

He build one or 2 of them and now E don turn NEPA transformer for some people eyes........

Well ordinarily no, but if you offer her up with #25million and a brand new kia SUV, anything is possible in Nigeria.

obailala:
Well, I'm not a lawyer, and neither am I in the legal profession to be able to interpret laws or the constitution. But my comment was based a statement by someone who I believe is in better position to understand the laws and constitution of the country by virtue of his knowledge and vast experience in the legal profession. The statements by Femi Falana (SAN) below:

https://www.naij.com/1096930-magu-continue-acting-efcc-chairman-falana.html

If the enabling act that creates EFCC and determines who and how the Chairman is appointed and should operate, what stops the Chairman of the EFCC from disregarding every other clause as contained in the EFCC act. After all, they are Inferior to the constitution.

Stupid lawyers arguing with themselves in a mirror.......

I am not even a lawyer but it pains me when a lawyer is willing to stand truth on its head for political gain.....

This matter has already been duly resolved in the case of Festus Keyamo VS President and 4ORS. That judgement gave a clear interpretation on what Federal government shouldnt do with respect to appointment.

The Federal government under President Jonathan and previous administrations used to abuse this provision of the Constitution to appoint service Chiefs for military but keyamo was able to challenge this because the enabling acts establishing the armed forces require confirmation from the NASS for such persons to operate in full capacity. Hence, until they are confirmed by the NASS, they are declared as Acting-Chiefs/Heads/Chairman.


The Constitution allows him to be appointed without recourse to the National Assembly, but the enabling act of the EFCC - that creates the EFCC and well as determines the scope and powers of it operation - does not allow him to operate as Chairman without Confirmation from the National Assembly and that is why he is called the "Acting-Chairman" and not Chairman of the EFCC.

They are free to lie to themselves and Zombies alike but that doesnt change the truth.........


http://icirnigeria.org/keyamo-to-sue-jonathan-mark-over-illegal-appointment-of-service-chiefs/


Also, the Senate House rules, that guides their conduct and operations doesnt permit the Senate to consider Magu for the Job of EFCC Chairman, which explains why they are not even planning on sending Magu back to the Senate.


Order 131 of the Senate Rules states that, ”nominations neither confirmed nor rejected during the session or within 21 working days in the case of ministerial nominees shall be returned by the Clerk to the National Assembly to the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and shall not again be made to the Senate by the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria"

Magu can be considered for confirmation for any other Job except that of EFCC chairman. So they are free to say whatever suits them, the law is clear

Idiots! If the enabling act that creates EFCC and determines who and how the Chairman is appointed and should operate, what stops the Chairman of the EFCC from disregarding every other clause as contained in the EFCC act. After all, they are Inferior to the constitution.

Stupid lawyers arguing with themselves in a mirror.......

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cmoney22222:
1.315m.... op where is thy location? what the ,mileage

1.3151m and 50kobo.......

cmoney22222:
1.310

1.311..

Linkwire:
Clean Toyota Camry , bought in December 2016, only drives to work and back . Thought it would be big enough for my family , but it turns out it was not as big as I thought and so I'm selling to get a sienna or highlander with more space . You will never get a better offer elsewhere . I guarantee that . The car is super fast , and very clean . No upgrades were done on the car , everything you see is factory fitted . Leather interior , JBL sound system , navigation , Rear AC vents , turbo charge.

selling for 1.3m

slightly negotiable only for serious buyers ... call/ text / whatsapp : 08036381721

Very nice and lovely looking car! Please bros, we get frontal and side view abeg! It will be very helpful at this point......

Zombies will swear with all they have that the real name of that dog is Buhari......

neoapocalypse:
I don't think it's the same car we're talking about here

I would have gladly post the link but censor bots would delete critical components of the url

Choi!!!

Na waoooH for middle men Oooooh!

Car whey the owner dey offer at #800k for olx na E you dey here dey naka at #1.4m!

Na una dey spoil country but una no know.........

SirJeffry:
I will try to be as precise as I can. It is night here now but I find it hard to sleep because of the dream I had previous night.

I saw my uncle's wife in my dream cutting down a tree, calling my name, saying I will die. In Igbo, that tree is called ogirisi tree, it's a small tree and I remember seeing my grand father used it for his traditional stuffs.

This woman is not fettish as far as i know and I dont have issues with her, in fact we haven't seen for almost 5yrs now.

As I saw and overheard that, I immediately pounced on her(that's my training, attack a threat to my life viciously) and nearly killed her before she ran into her neighbor's home.

The neighbor, a woman who i couldnt remember joined her in challenging me with their juju and I woke up.

My mind tells me something is going on but I discussed with my mum who told me she would pray about it.

Does anyone have an idea on this? Serious minded people please, no jokes.
cc: Tayejiboluwa

If you are certain that she isnt fetish, ignore the dream! Its probable designed to create tension around you both, especially if she has been favoured to be a blessing to you. But if she could be...........ignore it.

Instead, focus on prayers and watch your lifestyle choices. Learn to be goodly and godly and prayerful. Be prrayerful, studious of the word of God trust God to keep you. Ensure you eliminate choices in your lifestyle that betray that trust in God and move on. You will see no harm.........

gawu1:
Stop being gullible! The poll was conducted by one of you idiot PDP sympathizers.
Why are you people are denying your own project could be result of election lost fever.

Eh yaaah! I feel your pain!

You were taught all through school that the human race is divided into 2 groups; PDP and APC.

Fortunately God didnt make Nigeria or Nigerians that way, so please go and read your book.

Or better yet ask google, Mr Idiot PDP Sympathiser detector.......

poindexter229:
HelooNlanders. I’ve been a member of this forum for quite some time now and I must confess its been really informative and entertaining.
I’m having a bit of problem choosing my career prospect and would really love the experienced ones & graduates to help a brother on the matter.

I’m literally a Jambite who wants to study Computer Engineering in the university because someone ones told me that computer engineering course covers both the technical and software aspect of a computer whilst Computer Science deals on only the software part of a computer. I chose engineering because I wanted to use my full potentials and to cover more in the era of technology (I’m pretty good at maths).

But currently I’m hearing different stories bout computer engineering in the Nigeria University that it doesn’t worth it and it’s a waste of time and students are been denied practicals which is not supposed to be so (based on its technicality).
So please our graduates in the house esp those who studied the above mentioned courses or similar stuffs should please assist a young fellow.
Please Moderator forward this to FP as it might as well help those of same or similar problem.

(Intend applying unizik as a first choice)

Safer with computer science........

Trust me, I know.

Computer Engineering is focused on design, computer science is focused on techniques.....

Let me guess! An online poll of 3934 people is now used as a yardstick to describe the opinion of over 150million Nigerians - minus biafrans, bakassi people and Boko Haram people........

And some idiots are wondering why we are facing a recession.......

See better April fool......

Reduce my left Nyash.......

Kenyans!

Finally taking one for the team!

Zombies have refused to ask bubu to look into Xenophobia attacks abroad, for their mind, it didnt happen.........

Buhari has refused to ask about Xenophobia attacks abroad, before them launch am tear rubber slap for London Airport............

Aisha Buhari wont talk about it, because she has been banned from hence forth to #ZaOzRoom; doggy style only, oga no wan see ya face.....

PDP opposition refused to talk about it, before APC government's rebranded EFCC repost pictures showing funds looted by certain PDP members who are yet to join their mumu party........


Falana/Bakare/Keyamo/Tinubu/BMC/AREWA wont talk about it, its a private matter that Bubu is silently working on to tackle, based on our expert counsel of course...........

Some Xenophobia targets wont talk about it, why? I still dey hustle, my paper never complete, leave me alone abeg..........

Who's talking about it? Who in God's green earth is talking about it?

This annual festival that is drinking the blood of countless Nigerians around the world just as fast as Boko Haram is doing back home........Foreign Countries and their Media.

Which begs the question! How dumb can the Nigeria people actually get with their choices?

The answer can only be discovered in 2019! By that time, I for don commot for this Nigeria, go Uromi.........

Dedicated to the lives that we lost, the voiceless voices that have crossed, the hopes and dreams of loved ones at the motherland that have been tossed, tossed away by evil xenophobia attacks......


We love you all, but God loves you best. RIP to the Rest of us on the other side.........

jerryfemi89:
Ok

Auto or manual gear!

Plus better pix of the interior will improve rate of interest....

Omo ibadan ati omo ijebu no ni!

Chai Buhari.....

Badt guy Saraki!

By the time Ndume's case in court challenging the suspension is over, his tenure would have expired......

Since all bad guys have joined gang, all the good boys have joined gang........

Next time when Buhari/BMC/APC/El-RUFAI abi na PETER RUFAI or any other RUFAI send you message, confirm from Mr Senate Presido otherwise, they will unleash the DINOsaur on you..........

Nonsense and Ingredient.......

uzoclinton:
My brother is a Doctor.... just felt like telling y'all

Chairman nor vex!

Which type, abi na native doctor?

[ quote author=Benita27 post=55113793]Have been reading the whole story like all day. Inasmuch as the guy couldn't stand rejection, the girl was also at fault here. Why would she lead him on if she wasn't interested in having a relationship with the guy?. You define your relationship from the beginning, and spending on you would be his call to make to avoid being indebted to anyone.[/quote]What are you talking about ni?

Did she put a gun to his head and ask him to spend cash? Under assumption, na the small pikin dey find something and that is why he was asking her out on a date.

From the line of commentary from the idiot, if she had said no, he would still had said something foolish and utterly stupid.

In short, the guy child is a professional idiot. An arrogant, unlicensed and ignorant tohto tester.

If the lady has at least half a brain - which I suspect she does - she wont dream of dating the fellow. Na to just save E phone number as Mumu International FC or Gifty First Born.........Nonsense and Ingredient...........

Imagine the likeness.........

Assuming the outrage or trend was against the girl, he would never had apologised. He was embarrassed by the way it trended and thats why he claimed to have apologised........

Imagine the Sophisticated idiot, saying that she was too harsh on him. Is that supposed to be an excused, he sounds like somebody that would have tried to slap the girl, if he had the chance and a crowd to ginger him........

He should go and face the lagoon.........

Frustrated He-goat.............

And mind you madam, you look at both sides before you pass judgement, I know of one He-goat somewhere who has an estranged wife and 2 beautiful daughters but the work his village people gave him is to looking for ladies that he must date whether the lady likes it or not......

You will see married woman, she has told you she is married. Instead he will go round and start spreading stories of how he has slept with such persons already and start sending luv text messages to implicate such ladies before their husbands........

I can never be interested is not enough, for E mind na fine boy. Na cases whey the husband of such ladies have experience enough to decipher his game plan and trust their wives well enough before the guy is properly dealt with, else he will wreck your home as punishment for refusing him.

So dont make assumptions based on the story of this upcoming He-goat.......

famous85:
Na tokunbo?

Not really! Na Acting-Tokunbo, just like Magu.........

No wahala! You are allowed to stand with Ndume, meaning both you and Ndume remain suspended for 6 months....


Chikenan.........