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TravelRe: Odd Things That Happen Whenever It Rains In Lagos by ehissi(m):
Alomo and Ijebu weed becomes scarce............................... angry
CelebritiesRe: OAP Freeze & Uche Maduagwu Are Fighting Again On Instagram by ehissi(m): 10:35am On Mar 09, 2017
GlorifiedTunde:
Who else thinks this Freeze guy is disgusting? angry angry
What kind of lady dates this kinda guy? undecided
A lady with a frozen heart and conscience........................... angry

The last time when them sack am, e dey beg upandan. If them sack am this time around for the era of recession. Make I see who E wan beg.

E go soon sell all E watch them............... angry
EducationRe: Student Expelled From Unibadan For Insulting VC, To Appeal In 14 Days. by ehissi(m): 10:11am On Mar 09, 2017
But this FreeMote Matter na last year now. All this VC self no dey gree forget something. Na waoooh!! Until them do protest, MASSOB plus UI students plus omoibadan come do FreeAnyawu protest before the go get sense bahuh angry
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Growing Huge Boobs [PICS] by ehissi(m): 9:13am On Mar 09, 2017
This wan don turn front page matter. After you collect anointing from TB Joshua, chest Come dey shoot out......,

Na to go collect my copy so oooo. .............
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Celebrates Osinbajo's 60th Birthday: "Capable Of Leading Nigeria" by ehissi(m): 5:07pm On Mar 08, 2017
After reading Aunty Aisha's post. APC zombies be like.........

"Kai! Who mess for here?" angry

CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Freeze: "You Couldn't Keep Your Marriage" by ehissi(m): 12:43pm On Mar 08, 2017
Them go soon sack freeze again for that E work whey dey do. This time around I wonder who E go beg. E be like say E don forget say Nigeria dey recession........
PoliticsRe: Makarfi Surrenders, Recognises Modu Sheriff As National Chairman by ehissi(m): 9:08am On Mar 08, 2017
DTaj:
Really? You do not know ? How old are you? Lol.

The report directly quoted both Sheriff and Dickson (PDP Reconciliation Committee Chairman). It was not a report patched up through any fake "reliable sources" (under which journalists and paid columnists spread lies), and you still doubt it?

is one of the pioneers of evening newspaper publishing in Nigeria. It is a part of the mainstream media, not those fake websites and paid agents' platforms. It is very, very credible.

It is not one of your several fake websites and blogs and fake imitations of the original forms of websites such as saharareportersrescue.com (fake version of authentic saharareporters.com), vanguardnigeria.com (fake version of authentic vanguardngr.com), igberetv.com, etc, etc.
Make I screen grab ya comment quick quick in case you wan deny this your comment later.... grin
PoliticsRe: Makarfi Surrenders, Recognises Modu Sheriff As National Chairman by ehissi(m): 9:06am On Mar 08, 2017
Mopolchi:
So Sheriff, the Okada man, don win finally?
Chairman na only PM news carry the story. Be like say na bobo
PoliticsRe: Makarfi Surrenders, Recognises Modu Sheriff As National Chairman by ehissi(m): 9:05am On Mar 08, 2017
phosky:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/03/07/makarfi-led-pdp-surrenders-recognises-modu-sheriff-national-chairman/
Then why did the Makarfi faction go to court?

All these people from Buhari Media Centre have come again. If this is true, why hasn't a press briefing being done to portray this news eh? undecided

So tay, sarrki run come outside from Buhari Media Centre come give comment........ undecided


Okay!

They way, whey sarrki take run comment na so E go take run when commot when E see thread whey Makarfi faction deny this news from their Boko Haram life chairman......... angry
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by ehissi(m): 8:11am On Mar 08, 2017
HardMirror:
Is that how to have sex? You just lay her down and be thrusting like a mad dog. Smh.
It's not the first time in history that people make such bogus claims, at the end of the day when invited for practical observation, maximum 20 to 30 minutes. Many studies have already been done to prove this, no be one no be two.

Even a highly inexperienced medical practitioner knows that it is not possible. It's just that sex is kind of engaging and absorbing that most folks lose track of time......

For you to have sex, as a man, your male has to be erect. For it to be erect, blood has to be trapped or be in your organ for sex to be possible.

If blood is trapped in that place for more than 30 minutes at a time, it's already a serious problem. 1hr? And you may start experiencing some serious level of tissue wear or damage not to mention good old fashion dizziness.

Then someone will say he had straight sex for 3 hrs, meaning blood was stored or trapped in your organ for 3 hrs? Before the 3 hrs, the person go just collapse and cross to the other side.

When you hear cases of people who go to brothels and dies during sex, a good number of them in my opinion were probably taking an ego trip to attempt a marathon session when they mistakenly died..........In tip woman matter.
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by ehissi(m): 10:28pm On Mar 07, 2017
REIIGN:
He said 30 mins..


Moreover, I can go for more than 2hrs. Pity I can't prove it to you but then again, why would I even lie to you?
If you say that you spent over 2hrs with a lady you had sex with, no case.

But you say that you had straight sexual intercourse, not fore - play, not kissing, no change in positions, no catching of breath. Just laid her down on her back, thrust in, no stops and just went on for even 30 mins? Not to now talk of 2hrs.

I am talking of no other activities in your sex lineup, just thrusting in and out.

That's not even possible in real life........
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by ehissi(m): 10:08pm On Mar 07, 2017
bayocanny:
Oga, this is not a mater of forming or whatever you might call it. Am not talking of non-stop thrusting but the overall action atimes is over an 1hr.
That what he is saying, you can't do nonstop thrusting for 2hrs just like that! That's not sex again Oooooh!

You are just dying slowly and you are not even aware. .........
RomanceRe: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by ehissi(m): 10:05pm On Mar 07, 2017
REIIGN:
Are you fvcking kidding me? undecided
Actually sexual intercourse itself for 2hrs straight, non - stop? No breaks, no fore - play, just straight sex?

Thats not even real............

Even Nollywood or Hollywood can't it.......
PoliticsRe: Acting President Osinbajo Is Not A ‘Nigerian’ - DELSU Lecturer by ehissi(m): 12:02pm On Mar 07, 2017
coolesmile:
President Yemi Osinbajo, SAN, is a Nigerian.
Acting Nigerian......... angry
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Son, Ebenezer (photo) by ehissi(m): 11:55am On Mar 07, 2017
I thought the African - canadian singer said that Apostle Suleiman said he wanted a male child and that was why he wanted to marry/harvest her.

No be boy be this? undecided

Or is it the Buhari Media Centre at work again? Thunder that will fire some people in this life eh....... undecided

Is busy collecting power from India. ........ angry
AutosRe: Audi's Future Truck Will Blow Your Mind! by ehissi(m): 10:22pm On Mar 05, 2017
banttieman:
Where is d front?
Check under the motor for the other side......... undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari Media Pays N250k To 40 Propagandists To Comment On Blogs - Farooq Keprogi by ehissi(m): 8:24pm On Mar 05, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Buhari's Deputies In 1985 Vs In 2017 - By Stanley Nwabia by ehissi(m): 4:20pm On Mar 05, 2017
RALPHOW:
GMB knows how to appoint, groom and dedicate leadership. That is what many leaders lack .
Like the way he appointed groomed and dedicated Amaechi for Minister of Transport ba?

Or Fayemi for Minister of Mines and Steel?

Or Barr Shittu as Communications Minister that wants to put Satellite for data storage Abi na flash drive for $550million or Audu Ogbeh that imported brazilian grass for fulani herdsmen with $1.5million or Solomon Dalung or able sport minister......... grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Deputies In 1985 Vs In 2017 - By Stanley Nwabia by ehissi(m): 4:15pm On Mar 05, 2017
jordyspices:
i concur
**InTimayasVoice** Nwanna Shak alcohol Oooooh
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Compulsory For Me To Pay Tithe As A Student From My Small Allowance? by ehissi(m): 1:17pm On Mar 05, 2017
mctowel01:
Which kind mumu sense do you have? Is tithing now a financial investment? See the way you analyzed the whole thing. I guarantee that one doesn't need to spend a dime as tithe to receive all those favors you quoted there. Many billionaires dont pay tithe...When will you emancipate your brain, when?
I am not in the business of trying to make sense. Like I said, it is simply a question of Faith and not common sense..........

But, if you have any iota of sense at all, you would have at least noticed certain things I taught in my post.

One is financial discipline, its not enough to just tithe but plan your givings as well. Be Conscious of what you give as well as what you have received. If truly giving is rewarded as taught in scripture, then it should manifest in your financial balance for the season in which you have given.

A practising Christian can easily use this to expose if something is wrong somewhere in his/her life. Because you can even be giving and not receiving as usual because there are areas of your life that must be addressed for you to be in right standing with God.


Secondly Faith Based Relationship. Learn how to give to God first, the bible says " without faith, it is impossible to please God". A difficult moment such as giving in the midst of insufficiency is an ultimate test/trial of your own faith as well as God's power or reality.

When you give to a wealthy establishment you can become poor but when you give to God he rewards your faith with his blessings (note I didn't say blessing but "blessings" because they are different ways God can bless a man and not all are achievable by just giving). The bibles says "The blessings of the Lord maketh rich and added no sorrow".

One reason, in my own opinion, you will never see where God thanked a man in scripture because He ensures no act/action genuinely done in faith goes Un rewarded.

Thirdly Honour. I made mention of learning to adopt either as offering or tithe, clean or minty notes to offer as part of one's givings. Does this not denote honour?

Come to think of it! If you are walking on the road and a beggar approaches you for help and you wish to help, you will simply search yourself for whatever change you have that will not impact your budget for the day and give to such a person.

You walk into Church and they ask for offerings to be presented, some people in the same Fashion will search themselves for whatever change to present in a manner that will not impact their budget for the day.

Sincere Question; what differentiates the beggar on the street from God for whom you seek to place an offering? When Malachi admonished the Israelites concerning the tithe and offerings in the book of Malachi, it wasn't because there weren't paying the tithe/offerings, it was the manner with which it was offered. As a religious exercise that was beneficial only to the priest and as such, sick and half dead animals were fit for offerings in their eyes. Hence promoting the question from God as revealed by Prophet Malachi "If I be a Father, Where is mine Honour, If I be a Master, where is my Fear?"

Honour is placing givings to God as part of our budget First, as opposed to spending on your needs first and then look at the leftovers to determine which can you present without impacting you budget.

In any case, "he that is faithful in little, is faithful in much". You as a student are having difficulties tithing where the only responsibility you have is your books, what makes you think you will tithe when you graduate, have a job and then work, family, friends plus books becomes part of your responsibilities (notice I said books because if you get a job at some point in time, you will under pressure to upgrade your academic qualifications).

As for those you believe don't tithe and are billionaires, check their lives closely. It is impossible to be rich and transfer such wealth from one generation to another without 2 basic things.

One Sowing and reaping
Two Giving.

Sowing and reaping connotes consistent investment of your time and resources towards a course, wisdom or acquiring knowledge. John maxwell, bill gates etc are all proof of that fact. You have to consistently devote yourself to such for acquiring long period of time before it can translate to wealth that can be used profitably.

And that why western countries seem to progress because they dedicate much of their educational assets towards research for developmental purposes.

As long as the earth remains, seed time and harvest shall not cease.

Giving don't have to be cash, it could be time, effort, volunteer work in service of Mankind or humanity at any level but it is not possible to be rich in the absence of these 2 things.


This is a road all who must hold wealth must travel and even at that it limit one to certain blessing attainable in life. There more that available even in God, if you see it by faith.

It's just a matter of Discovery and Revelation. ..........
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Compulsory For Me To Pay Tithe As A Student From My Small Allowance? by ehissi(m): 11:24am On Mar 05, 2017
jaymejate:
Please, i need a Godly, Moral advice on this.

I'm still a student and i am willing to give to God but my allowance is very small.
After removing money for handouts, textbooks and assignments, the left over is little that it might not last 5 days. Should i still go ahead and give the tithe?
To be frank and sincere, tithe is not a matter of law but a question of Faith. If you seek to improve, increase or grow your faith, here is counsel that I will give.

Before you even remove money for anything from your allowance, remove your tithe first.

E.g: My allowance is #5,000, if you can withdraw a #1,000 then set aside #500 as tithe, and take a fixed amount that you will given every Sunday as an offering (be it #50, #20 etc) but let it be fixed and ensure that the money is changed and kept aside in a corner of your room (Meaning, if it is #20 you have chosen, break the balance #500 into change of #20 for every service or cell meeting that you attend in a month).

Note: I said tithe ( as well as the offering) is a matter of Faith, therefore on no account must you remove/pay the tithe/offering first before offering it to God in prayer in your room.

A simple prayer asking God to bless "His" tithe/offering or asking it be accepted and favourable in his sight when you remit it in Church. Do not hesitate to offer a song or a moment of praise and worship if you have the privacy to do so where you stay...,


Then go and pay it in Church. Do this constantly for 6 Months. At the end of every month for the next 6 Months, check how much has come to you financially and non - financially.

When I say financially, I mean in terms of cash.

When I say non-financially, I mean in terms of things that ordinarily you require, and would use cash to buy but you didn't have to spend cash on you to acquire.

Then ask yourself at the end if tithing is still worth it.......

Also, if monthly the cash/allowance you receive isn't fixed, set a fixed figure that represents what your tithe could look like on a average month. If you receive #5000 from time to time, pick #500. If you receive #10,000 monthly on average, set #1000 as cash you give as tithe that you will give fixed every month.

Also learn to identify, what you believe is good to present, in a envelope as tithe or offering . For example, you walk to an ATM and withdraw or you make a purchase and receive change which is clean and minty or someone offers you a cash gift and the note is exquisitely clean, such can be kept and saved as tithe or as offering depending on the amount you have chosen as your tithe or offering.........

Appraise your cash - flow before you start and after over a period of 6 Months and then confirm for yourself if it is worth it or not......

Remember in all things, God must first open the windows of heaven to bless you, before a Man of God can pray and command blessings to rest on you. But if a Man of God commands a blessing on you when heaven hasn't opened it windows overs you, what do you think will happen?

God bless.....
CelebritiesRe: Tailor Disappoints Mary Njoku Over AMVCA 2017 Outfit by ehissi(m): 10:48am On Mar 05, 2017
nollywoodgists:
Nollywood actress, Mary Remy Njoku, has leant her lesson the hard way in the hands of her tailor who made her not able to attend the just concluded Africa Magic Viewers Choice Awards (AMVCA) 2017.

The actress and CEO of ROK studios had made plans of attending the event only for her to be disappointed by her tailor who did not turn up.

If she had heard from her it would have been better but it seems her lines were not going through base on her explanation and so rather than have a bad day, she decided to watch more of her industry’s content.

According to her, “AMVCA is today. 4pm and I still haven't heard from my tailor. I am sitting down at home watching #husbandsoflagos on @rok_dstv 168. Can't let any tailor spoil my mood.”


https://www.nollywoodgists.com/news/45816/tailor-fails-to-show-up-with-actress-mary-njoku-cl.html
As the dress no come show na tailor you blame, but if the clothe arrive, as you reach red carpet them ask you question: "Who are you wearing?"; you go say na gucci gown, meanwhile na Mama Nkechi sew cloth give you......... grin

#MercyAigbeSeasonII
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Love God? by ehissi(m): 9:00am On Mar 05, 2017
joe4christ:
I dont.
How can I love someone I've never seen nor met beforehuh
That is simply a matter of discovery vs Revelation. The same way, you may not really appreciate the air that really don't see but can sense until you approach the choking stench of some really bad smoke......
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Love God? by ehissi(m): 8:54am On Mar 05, 2017
joe4christ:
And that in itself ain't luv. And you know, this is exactly what those religious folks call love for God. A love enhanced by fear of an imaginary being
That's not love, that's called reverence. .......

That is something that determines how you conduct yourself when you perceive a Supernatural manifestation that suggests that the Manifest Presence of God is around you.

It is very common in scripture and even in meetings where Matured/experienced Christian leaders are. ........

Read your bible and seek understanding.......
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Love God? by ehissi(m): 8:50am On Mar 05, 2017
Ioannes:
You can't claim to love God if you don't know Him, and you can't serve him if you don't love him.

That's why our penny catechism teaches us that God created us to know him, to love him and to serve him.

At least 99.99% of humans living on earth don't know God, including myself. So how can we claim to love him.

We can only love him to the extent to which we know him.

And yet, we can't know God until we fully know ourselves who were created in His image and likeness.
1 John: 4. 19. We love him, because he first loved us.

Plain and simple......
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Defends Oge Okoye Over Dog Theft Saga by ehissi(m): 12:36am On Mar 05, 2017
Well what else can you expect, as far as freeze is concerned, she is not a Pastor so she doesn't deserve any form of bashing. In short, he is her Pastor that is why E kukuma pray for the gal to avoid story...... undecided

Nonsense and ingredients....... angry
PoliticsRe: "Niger Delta Loves Buhari, People Think We Hate Him" - Lauretta Onochie by ehissi(m): 3:18pm On Mar 04, 2017
Ceema1:
Oga,u think she lie? Real Niger deltan's don't hate PMB but paid PDP Niger deltan's /Ipod are the one's showing their frustration thinking Mr president is their problem.
So as I don't like Buhari now, as a gentleman from the Niger-Delta it automatically means that I have been paid by PDP not to like him or I am an automatic member of the PDP. Or I must be a I,POB youth? undecided

Where did you lose this your sense sef......... angry

PoliticsRe: Saraki Claims He Borrowed N5b From Dangote To Fund Buhari's Election - Sahara R. by ehissi(m): 10:12pm On Mar 02, 2017
OgaJonah:
Saraki is a big THIEF
The Buhari that use the money for Election campaign be police ba? angry
PoliticsRe: Saraki Claims He Borrowed N5b From Dangote To Fund Buhari's Election - Sahara R. by ehissi(m): 10:09pm On Mar 02, 2017
carmag:
.""Apart from state governors who individually pocketed as much as N400m in some cases, Senate President Bukola Saraki grabbed for himself at least N3.5 billion. One investigator told our correspondent that the senator converted his haul into dollars and may have laundered the funds through Dubai and Germany.""


politicians further enriching developed countries while we cry for recession and scarcity of dollars


..APC will out do PDP in corruption

.
Will out do ke? undecided

Or has outdone...... angry
BusinessRe: Travellers Can’t Get Forex As Dollar Scarcity Persists by ehissi(m): 1:11pm On Mar 02, 2017
dimeji1:
Sponsored Fake news by abokis. Most of the banks are selling. Travellers only have to go the Bank's head office Branch or designated branches to pick up the FX. Fcmb sells at their head office in Lagos.
We are talking about travellers who have to make quick trips that can just go to the airport and change at whatever Rate available.

So if I have to travel first thing tomorrow Morning to London, I will first go to FCMB head office or Ikeja branch to go and buy form and wait and see whether they will give me American dollar instead of zimbabwean dollar before I travel..... undecided
PoliticsRe: Army Moving Hardwares On 2nd Mainland Bridge by ehissi(m): 10:18pm On Mar 01, 2017
Ezedon:
The end of the name, "NIGERIA" is near
The end of your free, bonus data is near....... undecided
AutosRe: SOLD! 9months Registered 2001 Toyota Solara with Reverse Camera#850,000 by ehissi(m): 8:29pm On Mar 01, 2017
Hmmmmm........... undecided

If them give una chance, una go sell Benz 190 with reverse camera and heated seats....... grin

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