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Alomo and Ijebu weed becomes scarce............................... ![]() |
GlorifiedTunde:A lady with a frozen heart and conscience........................... ![]() The last time when them sack am, e dey beg upandan. If them sack am this time around for the era of recession. Make I see who E wan beg. E go soon sell all E watch them............... ![]() |
But this FreeMote Matter na last year now. All this VC self no dey gree forget something. Na waoooh!! Until them do protest, MASSOB plus UI students plus omoibadan come do FreeAnyawu protest before the go get sense ba ![]() |
This wan don turn front page matter. After you collect anointing from TB Joshua, chest Come dey shoot out......, Na to go collect my copy so oooo. ............. |
After reading Aunty Aisha's post. APC zombies be like......... "Kai! Who mess for here?" ![]()
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Them go soon sack freeze again for that E work whey dey do. This time around I wonder who E go beg. E be like say E don forget say Nigeria dey recession........ |
DTaj:Make I screen grab ya comment quick quick in case you wan deny this your comment later.... ![]() |
Mopolchi:Chairman na only PM news carry the story. Be like say na bobo |
phosky:Then why did the Makarfi faction go to court? All these people from Buhari Media Centre have come again. If this is true, why hasn't a press briefing being done to portray this news eh? ![]() So tay, sarrki run come outside from Buhari Media Centre come give comment........ ![]() Okay! They way, whey sarrki take run comment na so E go take run when commot when E see thread whey Makarfi faction deny this news from their Boko Haram life chairman......... ![]() |
HardMirror:It's not the first time in history that people make such bogus claims, at the end of the day when invited for practical observation, maximum 20 to 30 minutes. Many studies have already been done to prove this, no be one no be two. Even a highly inexperienced medical practitioner knows that it is not possible. It's just that sex is kind of engaging and absorbing that most folks lose track of time...... For you to have sex, as a man, your male has to be erect. For it to be erect, blood has to be trapped or be in your organ for sex to be possible. If blood is trapped in that place for more than 30 minutes at a time, it's already a serious problem. 1hr? And you may start experiencing some serious level of tissue wear or damage not to mention good old fashion dizziness. Then someone will say he had straight sex for 3 hrs, meaning blood was stored or trapped in your organ for 3 hrs? Before the 3 hrs, the person go just collapse and cross to the other side. When you hear cases of people who go to brothels and dies during sex, a good number of them in my opinion were probably taking an ego trip to attempt a marathon session when they mistakenly died..........In tip woman matter. |
REIIGN:If you say that you spent over 2hrs with a lady you had sex with, no case. But you say that you had straight sexual intercourse, not fore - play, not kissing, no change in positions, no catching of breath. Just laid her down on her back, thrust in, no stops and just went on for even 30 mins? Not to now talk of 2hrs. I am talking of no other activities in your sex lineup, just thrusting in and out. That's not even possible in real life........ |
bayocanny:That what he is saying, you can't do nonstop thrusting for 2hrs just like that! That's not sex again Oooooh! You are just dying slowly and you are not even aware. ......... |
REIIGN:Actually sexual intercourse itself for 2hrs straight, non - stop? No breaks, no fore - play, just straight sex? Thats not even real............ Even Nollywood or Hollywood can't it....... |
coolesmile:Acting Nigerian......... ![]() |
I thought the African - canadian singer said that Apostle Suleiman said he wanted a male child and that was why he wanted to marry/harvest her. No be boy be this? ![]() Or is it the Buhari Media Centre at work again? Thunder that will fire some people in this life eh....... ![]() Is busy collecting power from India. ........ ![]() |
banttieman:Check under the motor for the other side......... ![]() |
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RALPHOW:Like the way he appointed groomed and dedicated Amaechi for Minister of Transport ba? Or Fayemi for Minister of Mines and Steel? Or Barr Shittu as Communications Minister that wants to put Satellite for data storage Abi na flash drive for $550million or Audu Ogbeh that imported brazilian grass for fulani herdsmen with $1.5million or Solomon Dalung or able sport minister......... ![]() |
jordyspices:**InTimayasVoice** Nwanna Shak alcohol Oooooh |
mctowel01:I am not in the business of trying to make sense. Like I said, it is simply a question of Faith and not common sense.......... But, if you have any iota of sense at all, you would have at least noticed certain things I taught in my post. One is financial discipline, its not enough to just tithe but plan your givings as well. Be Conscious of what you give as well as what you have received. If truly giving is rewarded as taught in scripture, then it should manifest in your financial balance for the season in which you have given. A practising Christian can easily use this to expose if something is wrong somewhere in his/her life. Because you can even be giving and not receiving as usual because there are areas of your life that must be addressed for you to be in right standing with God. Secondly Faith Based Relationship. Learn how to give to God first, the bible says " without faith, it is impossible to please God". A difficult moment such as giving in the midst of insufficiency is an ultimate test/trial of your own faith as well as God's power or reality. When you give to a wealthy establishment you can become poor but when you give to God he rewards your faith with his blessings (note I didn't say blessing but "blessings" because they are different ways God can bless a man and not all are achievable by just giving). The bibles says "The blessings of the Lord maketh rich and added no sorrow". One reason, in my own opinion, you will never see where God thanked a man in scripture because He ensures no act/action genuinely done in faith goes Un rewarded. Thirdly Honour. I made mention of learning to adopt either as offering or tithe, clean or minty notes to offer as part of one's givings. Does this not denote honour? Come to think of it! If you are walking on the road and a beggar approaches you for help and you wish to help, you will simply search yourself for whatever change you have that will not impact your budget for the day and give to such a person. You walk into Church and they ask for offerings to be presented, some people in the same Fashion will search themselves for whatever change to present in a manner that will not impact their budget for the day. Sincere Question; what differentiates the beggar on the street from God for whom you seek to place an offering? When Malachi admonished the Israelites concerning the tithe and offerings in the book of Malachi, it wasn't because there weren't paying the tithe/offerings, it was the manner with which it was offered. As a religious exercise that was beneficial only to the priest and as such, sick and half dead animals were fit for offerings in their eyes. Hence promoting the question from God as revealed by Prophet Malachi "If I be a Father, Where is mine Honour, If I be a Master, where is my Fear?" Honour is placing givings to God as part of our budget First, as opposed to spending on your needs first and then look at the leftovers to determine which can you present without impacting you budget. In any case, "he that is faithful in little, is faithful in much". You as a student are having difficulties tithing where the only responsibility you have is your books, what makes you think you will tithe when you graduate, have a job and then work, family, friends plus books becomes part of your responsibilities (notice I said books because if you get a job at some point in time, you will under pressure to upgrade your academic qualifications). As for those you believe don't tithe and are billionaires, check their lives closely. It is impossible to be rich and transfer such wealth from one generation to another without 2 basic things. One Sowing and reaping Two Giving. Sowing and reaping connotes consistent investment of your time and resources towards a course, wisdom or acquiring knowledge. John maxwell, bill gates etc are all proof of that fact. You have to consistently devote yourself to such for acquiring long period of time before it can translate to wealth that can be used profitably. And that why western countries seem to progress because they dedicate much of their educational assets towards research for developmental purposes. As long as the earth remains, seed time and harvest shall not cease. Giving don't have to be cash, it could be time, effort, volunteer work in service of Mankind or humanity at any level but it is not possible to be rich in the absence of these 2 things. This is a road all who must hold wealth must travel and even at that it limit one to certain blessing attainable in life. There more that available even in God, if you see it by faith. It's just a matter of Discovery and Revelation. .......... |
jaymejate:To be frank and sincere, tithe is not a matter of law but a question of Faith. If you seek to improve, increase or grow your faith, here is counsel that I will give. Before you even remove money for anything from your allowance, remove your tithe first. E.g: My allowance is #5,000, if you can withdraw a #1,000 then set aside #500 as tithe, and take a fixed amount that you will given every Sunday as an offering (be it #50, #20 etc) but let it be fixed and ensure that the money is changed and kept aside in a corner of your room (Meaning, if it is #20 you have chosen, break the balance #500 into change of #20 for every service or cell meeting that you attend in a month). Note: I said tithe ( as well as the offering) is a matter of Faith, therefore on no account must you remove/pay the tithe/offering first before offering it to God in prayer in your room. A simple prayer asking God to bless "His" tithe/offering or asking it be accepted and favourable in his sight when you remit it in Church. Do not hesitate to offer a song or a moment of praise and worship if you have the privacy to do so where you stay..., Then go and pay it in Church. Do this constantly for 6 Months. At the end of every month for the next 6 Months, check how much has come to you financially and non - financially. When I say financially, I mean in terms of cash. When I say non-financially, I mean in terms of things that ordinarily you require, and would use cash to buy but you didn't have to spend cash on you to acquire. Then ask yourself at the end if tithing is still worth it....... Also, if monthly the cash/allowance you receive isn't fixed, set a fixed figure that represents what your tithe could look like on a average month. If you receive #5000 from time to time, pick #500. If you receive #10,000 monthly on average, set #1000 as cash you give as tithe that you will give fixed every month. Also learn to identify, what you believe is good to present, in a envelope as tithe or offering . For example, you walk to an ATM and withdraw or you make a purchase and receive change which is clean and minty or someone offers you a cash gift and the note is exquisitely clean, such can be kept and saved as tithe or as offering depending on the amount you have chosen as your tithe or offering......... Appraise your cash - flow before you start and after over a period of 6 Months and then confirm for yourself if it is worth it or not...... Remember in all things, God must first open the windows of heaven to bless you, before a Man of God can pray and command blessings to rest on you. But if a Man of God commands a blessing on you when heaven hasn't opened it windows overs you, what do you think will happen? God bless..... |
nollywoodgists:As the dress no come show na tailor you blame, but if the clothe arrive, as you reach red carpet them ask you question: "Who are you wearing?"; you go say na gucci gown, meanwhile na Mama Nkechi sew cloth give you......... ![]() #MercyAigbeSeasonII |
joe4christ:That is simply a matter of discovery vs Revelation. The same way, you may not really appreciate the air that really don't see but can sense until you approach the choking stench of some really bad smoke...... |
joe4christ:That's not love, that's called reverence. ....... That is something that determines how you conduct yourself when you perceive a Supernatural manifestation that suggests that the Manifest Presence of God is around you. It is very common in scripture and even in meetings where Matured/experienced Christian leaders are. ........ Read your bible and seek understanding....... |
Ioannes:1 John: 4. 19. We love him, because he first loved us. Plain and simple...... |
Well what else can you expect, as far as freeze is concerned, she is not a Pastor so she doesn't deserve any form of bashing. In short, he is her Pastor that is why E kukuma pray for the gal to avoid story...... ![]() Nonsense and ingredients....... ![]() |
Ceema1:So as I don't like Buhari now, as a gentleman from the Niger-Delta it automatically means that I have been paid by PDP not to like him or I am an automatic member of the PDP. Or I must be a I,POB youth? ![]() Where did you lose this your sense sef......... ![]()
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OgaJonah:The Buhari that use the money for Election campaign be police ba? ![]() |
carmag:Will out do ke? ![]() Or has outdone...... ![]() |
dimeji1:We are talking about travellers who have to make quick trips that can just go to the airport and change at whatever Rate available. So if I have to travel first thing tomorrow Morning to London, I will first go to FCMB head office or Ikeja branch to go and buy form and wait and see whether they will give me American dollar instead of zimbabwean dollar before I travel..... ![]() |
Ezedon:The end of your free, bonus data is near....... ![]() |
Hmmmmm........... ![]() If them give una chance, una go sell Benz 190 with reverse camera and heated seats....... ![]() |
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