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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lukas Podolski To Join Arsenal For An Undisclosed Fee by ekeroyal(m): 7:23am On May 08, 2012
1025: @clip,
pls tell me, did u write all these things above by yourself? if u happen to be my goat, with this kind of brain, i will not let u be in the house because u are not supposed to be a domestic animal rather a wild animal that is good to be in a zoo. it is an abomination that a player is so much in a desperate situation to leave ur club that he went and get his own money to dash u. ashravin did same to come to arsenal and u and i know where he is now.
football according to u is about making money by clubs and dashing out heart attack to fans. abeg, go and tune ur brains because i see danger in ur sense of reasoning. why was ur club winning trophies before? did you join arsenal because they were the world 3rd richest club or because they were winning trophies?
You must be a new comer in football to comprehend some things. Soccer is like any business, it has its ups & downs and Arshavin ain't the only one who's faced such. Let me provide you a little detail about Arshavin. His natural position is right behind the main striker. Although in the past he played on both sides of the wing, but don't forget that he's lost form which is natural for all players and he's aging as well. And like what Wenger is now doing with Rosicky(who was been subjected to playing a DM role but now he's in his right position(AM) and producing some scintillating performances), he needs to get back to his natural position and you'd see how he picks up.

If you talk about Podolski, don't forget that soccer is a game of 11 players and no single person can do it all, if it where possible Arsenal would be high up above in the BPL with RvP netting 30 goals already. Players like Kaka, Keita, Dzeko, Ronney(who scores more via penalty then open play), RvP, Rosicky, Torres, Carrol, etc have all had their bad times. So, his club getting relegated holds no water. Scott Parker's Westham was relegated last season but he's shinning now in 5pur2 so what about that?
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Meet! by ekeroyal(m): 6:50am On May 08, 2012
Ruqaya: what is bingbagbo
a name of a person or an object?
I think you're trying to define a noun, pls add animal, a thing or an abstract idea. He falls into any of those categories, am sure.
Jokes EtcRe: Tribute To The Drunkards In Da House(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 6:48am On May 08, 2012
^thank ya sweet heart kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Sani Kaita? (film Show, No Gate Fees) by ekeroyal(op): 6:24am On May 08, 2012
(DISC 9...WHY 'ALWAYS' ME? cry)

Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Sani Kaita? (film Show, No Gate Fees) by ekeroyal(op): 6:21am On May 08, 2012
Ruqaya: ki lo so?
Think I remember hearing a line with those words and the reply is 'gongo aso' grin

Sup with you?
Jokes EtcRe: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(op): 6:20am On May 08, 2012
^^Otooro, where have ye been? Lotta peeps have gone mad in here and need your yaba left ambulance. Pls bring it asap, first on the list is Bin.

By the way, my parents ain't got no right to whoop my ar$e, maybe they do whoop yours. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Mental Hospital Interview by ekeroyal(m): 11:33pm On May 05, 2012
cheesy That journalist must be bin gbagbo. grin grin grin grin grin
the wickedest madt man I've even heard of. shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Tribute To The Drunkards In Da House(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 5:07pm On May 05, 2012
A drunk was headed home after a great time at the bar. As he hopped and limped, two kids intercepted him and said excuse us sir please we are not sure what it is up there a moon, sun or star. He was confused and suddenly he saw another man coming from the same direction as him and asked "excuse me brother, can you please check that out? (pointing to the sky) Is it a moon, star or sun?" His compatriot replies 'am also new in town'.
Jokes EtcRe: Good News I Have Found A Cure For Hiv. . .projan by ekeroyal(m): 4:56pm On May 05, 2012
bin gbagbo: really??
BinLaden will even try to pretend that the drugs are working on you? Or has it gotten to that stage where nothing else can be done to help you? embarassed embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: V.i.a.g.r.a For Bin by ekeroyal(op): 4:47pm On May 05, 2012
THE FAMILY GAME -Bingra in Action
A Bin and his father(Gbagbo) were playing catch in the front yard when Bin Gbagbo saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
'That was a honey bee,' his father said, 'one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week.'
Later bin saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
'That was a butterfly,' his father said, 'one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week.'
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. Bin ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a Cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
Bin looked at his father and said, 'Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?'
Mrs. Gbagbo: huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Are Planning A Double Summer Move For Alex Song And Thomas Vermaelen by ekeroyal(op): 4:43pm On May 05, 2012
We have trophies, it's only a drought period. ANd let me ask you, how many trophies does your blues have in total?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (3 - 3) On 5th May 2012 by ekeroyal(m): 4:30pm On May 05, 2012
Humblesam: I'd have
loved to see Bendtner go but we're not
done with him yet, let him come and sit
on the bench (for one season) for his big
mouth then after that we can let him go Thou shalt not be wicked. Mind your speech...
And may I ask 'how is it your problem?'. And mind your speech as well -you who knows the difference between wicked an upright.
Jokes EtcRe: Good News I Have Found A Cure For Hiv. . .projan by ekeroyal(m): 4:13pm On May 05, 2012
SMH! Bin, you just listed the things you eat above right? Moreover, the last time you visited the hospital you were still under psychotherapy.
Jokes EtcRe: Encyclopaedia Nairanica-exclusive by ekeroyal(op): 3:49pm On May 05, 2012
Midwife: An average woman, somewhere between a small wife and a large wife.

Advanced definition of Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

So far so good, we're building an encyclopaedia that would stand the test of time. Feel free to copy and use even if you don't send us the credits.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (3 - 3) On 5th May 2012 by ekeroyal(m): 3:29pm On May 05, 2012
Aaron's a case I don't understand and the reason why Wenger still plays him regularly even with his disdainful performances is even causing me fever.

I thought with Arteta injured Wenger would stick to

4-2-3-1
Sagna-Kol-Verm-Gibbs
Song - Benayoun
OX-Rosicky-Gervinho
RvP

Ramsey should be watching from the bench. If you take a look at the Barca - Chelsea game, you'd see Torres begging Di Mateo to play and when he came in he justified his inclusion. Wenger's been known as a no nonsense man but I don't understand why he has stuck to this bloke despite all his misfiring displays. angry

I just hope the likes of Ramsey, Chamack, Squilacci, Almunia are sold out. I'd have loved to see Bendtner go but we're not done with him yet, let him come and sit on the bench (for one season) for his big mouth then after that we can let him go.

Anyways -Gunners Till I get 'Laid' for life
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Sani Kaita? (film Show, No Gate Fees) by ekeroyal(op): 3:10pm On May 05, 2012
Ruqaya: mi o gbo ede geesi ni mo so fun e, abi se etii re di ni
omo yoruba nimi
Anti mi! Pls kindly put me thru, didn't get that clearly. Thanks
RomanceRe: Wife had Tattoo Inked all over her body Without My Consent by ekeroyal(m): 7:51am On May 05, 2012
joanana: Seriously, she should ve discuss t with her hubby . When u r married .. two shall become one... whatever affect the eyes , affect the whole body... she should ve discussed it with her hubby. But wait ooo some people can be strange ... is having a tatoo sexy seriously? huh
That got me pissing my pants cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

The lady's a ar$e of a kind and those who fail to read in between the lines of her 4kn action are even worse. I'm sure most of the women speaking in favour of here action here are either of the following:

1. Divorcee
2. Unmarried
3. Used & dumped
4. Too young to understand what a family's all about
5. LovePeddler
or one of those things....


If you're offended, no problems all you need do is -get a brick roasted in an oven and shove it up your ar$e while's still very hot! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Sani Kaita? (film Show, No Gate Fees) by ekeroyal(op): 7:34am On May 05, 2012
DISC 8 ...(COMOT angry)

SportsRe: Arsenal To Play Pre-season Friendly In Abuja On August 5th by ekeroyal(m): 7:33am On May 05, 2012
clemmonce: exactly wat i was thinkin. and wat is their reason 4 comin
Maybe they want to honour Kanu & bring Chucks back home(he's been a run away like most of us would do) Keshi needs to see him. But most importantly, he's coming to learn from Enyimba -they'll teach him how to play rain ball, defeat physical teams and win the CAF Champions League UCL back to back.

Anyways, I hope to be there to cheer the lads on home soil even if they're playing against my immediate family.
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Meet! by ekeroyal(m): 7:21am On May 05, 2012
Ruqaya: Meeting is taking too long.
Will there ever be a conclusion?
My dear I've also been wondering angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Real Madrid Are Planning A Double Summer Move For Alex Song And Thomas Vermaelen by ekeroyal(op): 7:19am On May 05, 2012
Real Madrid are plotting a double raid on Arsenal with summer bids for Alex Song and Thomas Vermaelen.
Having secured the La Liga title on Wednesday, Jose Mourinho has turned his attentions to next season and sees Song as the ideal midfield general.
Vermaelen has also emerged as a target for the Spanish giants.

Mourinho has identified his midfield as requiring surgery and is also tracking Rennes' Yann M'Vila. The Frenchman has also been heavily linked with Arsenal with the Gunners making an approach last summer. Boss Arsene Wenger is expected to make a bid at the end of the season.
He will be reluctant to part with Song who has established himself as they key ball-winner in the Arsenal side. Vermaelen has also impressed, forming a solid partnership with Laurent Koscielny in the heart of the Gunners defence.

Wenger will also have to fend off interest from Real in his star striker Robin van Persie. The Dutchman has been in scintillating form this season, scoring a staggering 39 goals. He is also wanted by Manchester City who are reportedly not willing to pay more than £15milion given that Van Persie's contract expires next summer.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2139377/Real-Madrid-want-Alex-Song-Thomas-Vermaelen.html

Can't they let us be? Everybody wants one Arsenal player or the other. Yet they say Wenger isn't good enough, so how does he produce world class players from nothing even with his tight budget? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Yakubu Makes List Of Best Signings Of The 2011/2011 EPL Season by ekeroyal(m): 7:14am On May 05, 2012
@OP is it 2011/2011 or 2011/2012?

Meanwhile we also have a good signing in Ashley Cole.(The best diver) You can't take it away from him.

And I think F. Torres should make the list for scoring against Barca within few minutes of introduction & getting a hat trick against QPR. If not for anything he's reducing the tally given him by Roman Abramovich -"You! F. Torres must score 50 goals before we sell Drogba"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: TB Joshua Predict That English Premiership Side Chelsea Will Champions League by ekeroyal(m): 7:08am On May 05, 2012
2iic: Controversial pastor Tb Joshua has prophesied that Chelsea will win this year champions league against bayern munich. guys whats your take on this.
What a nice way to start the weekend grin grin grin grin grin

@OP, did he say when BH will stop bombing? lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: See If Thread Is Funny by ekeroyal(m): 9:23am On May 02, 2012
Benson, never posting fresh jokes. Just goes around scoops peoples jokes & creates a thread. In fact I won't laugh, lead by exam you're a mod or a you a dom? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by ekeroyal(m): 9:17am On May 02, 2012
^useless fellow

grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: BREAKING NEWS: President Goodluck Jonathan 2 Honour His Wife, D 1st Lady . by ekeroyal(m): 9:08am On May 02, 2012
I support the award.
@OP pls keep me posted when the event will hold. I vow to be there come what may.

grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: NL Scratch & Win Competition -hurry While Offer Lasts. by ekeroyal(op): 9:04am On May 02, 2012
bin gbagbo: eke? is that your wife??

hehehehehehehèe!
Madt man, I expected nothing better.

grin grin grin grin grin grin

She's your gf, got her pic from your fb wall. Hope you've not forgotten.
Jokes EtcNL Scratch & Win Competition -hurry While Offer Lasts. by ekeroyal(op): 8:49am On May 02, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
Thank you for patronizing our product. Pls come again.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lukas Podolski To Join Arsenal For An Undisclosed Fee by ekeroyal(m): 7:16am On May 01, 2012
kunzel: This guy seriously needs help. Can someone please recomend a good Psychiatric hospital for this fellow.
On behalf of Nairaland Association of Arsenal Fans(NLAAF) I recommend YABA LEFT

Otooro from jokes section is an ambulance driver in that place he can assist. Just contact him.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Sani Kaita? (film Show, No Gate Fees) by ekeroyal(op): 6:02am On May 01, 2012
Ruqaya: don't understand english language.
I walks barefeet to honour the oldways.
I actually thought you understand Urdu. grin grin grin

You walks barefeet, are you early womens or sth?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokers' Results Out (check You Class) by ekeroyal(m): 6:00am On May 01, 2012
^^4k ur 4kin ar$e bin. guinea pig. angry
Jokes EtcRe: If You Were Ask To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by ekeroyal(m): 5:56am On May 01, 2012
booqee: awww.....i went to spend summer in saturn..... Did u miss me?? tongue cos i missed u!
Why are you making a mockery of me? I know you didn't miss me but God and men knows I missed you. You didn't even reply all my messages. huh? Or you're still thinking am forming or sth?

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