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Let Rwanda win, because even if we manage to win and qualify, we can't do anything in the tourney so why win. Have never watched any super eagles match for the past 3 years and don't even care to, only check scores after the matches and that's fine. They're not worth watching, don't want cardiac arrest, am too young for that.

^who cares?

booqee: ma'am is shortened from d word 'madam'. I know dat u're a woman, u only put male in ur profile for disguise. I'm right shey?? You're a gal?

OMG! How would I do such a shit? This is silly, pls tell me how you came to that conclusion. This is the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while

Check through my posts and see if you've got anything to buttress your point. And which of the names are feminine Comdt, Eke or Royal?

otooro: just answer d question jhoor!

dork 0t0t00r0 so that is how deprived you and the wiener (mcnepow) are. You're damn eager to insert your 2.5inch floppy anywhere.
OMG! I take to my heels, gets to the Police station and reports them for gay acts. Both are now waiting trial.

mcnepow: Ekeriyal, so u got boobiie?

What's this wiener saying?

booqee: i take my meals at aso rock wiv the pres.

Ah! Pls stay away from that place, I heard they have thick accents that can destroy your ear drums. I mean in a nice way, pls.

booqee: yes ma'am!

Used to think ma'am is for women or is it the new abbreviation for Mallam?

booqee: ^^ Hey! I dint see u on fb. Otokoto wey i see na group no be person. Shey u dey use us play ni?? shey u too dey use person dey play ni?? I no see anything like comdt eke royal on fb!

Can u pls edit this statement now?

booqee: Eke, whats d meaning of BHNL? another secret cult?

Basic Humour, NL(in case you're thinking of Boko Haram)

Ajibel: NJPC= ILLUMINATI branch on NL

YEs bro., but am no longer a member of NJPC am now a member of BHNL.

Motumoyo: Why do you want to use the "stupid boy ID kidding? Sutoboy just stay EM Dey cheered the other group.

Pls I don't get it. What are you speaking?

pufectskin: I drive an Avalon now, but its not mine and sometimes a humongous suv and
peeps look at me like who is d skinny little chic in dese cars.
I am lookin to buy an SUV cos of d awful conditions of Nigerian roads,
but what suv can a 5ft6 56kg weighing girl like me buy that wouldn't look too huge?

Thanks in advance!

Try the tata nano, it'll be perfect for your size otherwise you can go for the Chevrolet Joy. If you can't find those, you can try Fiat 500 Jolly.

These cars definitely would be nice for you. All the best.

ar$e licker

^^

here's more

^^there u are

^What do u mean?

Ajibel: E be like say death dey scratch bin for nyash

The joke

Yes!

someone appears to be in love with Akpors. Pls identify yourself.

wtf?

The Push

Little Johnny is out walking with his dad when they see two dogs shagging on the other side of the road.

"What are they doing, Dad?" asks Johnny.

"Well, the front dog is tired and the other is pushing him all the way home so he can lie down in his basket."

Little Johnny thinks, then says, "Good thing Mum was holding onto the kitchen table yesterday, otherwise the Mechanic man would've pushed her all the way to the Mechanic shop."

I don't know him that close but TB Joshua has proven to be that clueless vehicle mechanic that has seen a rickety car(with bad brake pads) of one of his clients and tell his pal 'that car will suffer from brake failure, except he changes the brake pads", even if he knows the owner of the car is stubborn and would not fix the car except something terrible happens.

My advice to him and his followers is "gather all your prophecies and shove it up your butt, you're no better than your evil types in the past. Your messages of doom hardly makes you a good guy."

bunmioguns:

Hey Bunmi, sup? Hope the plane crash didn't affect u. Pls use rail or boat and avoid road or air accidents

mikuz: This post has been hacked

Uncle from where?

%$#*

Free HIVhug for everyone

This thread is purely dedicated to the late Steve Jobs and his iphone devices

Hello peeps, it's Sunday again and for us who do not belong to any church we can start the laugh before others get back.

The Volunteer

There was this church with a young vibrant pastor who was loved by nearly all members of his congregation, sadly it turned out that he was no longer comfortable with the environment and so wanted to leave. On that fateful day, the members of the church decided to do things to keep the young pastor with them.

First on the line was:

Usman Nnamdi (A car dealer): 'I hereby donate this Toyota Sienna with full option to our beloved pastor if he stays back'(he waves the key in front of the congregation. Great applause from the audience.)

Next was
Chidi Olu (A builder): 'I have a five bedroom bungalow I just finished constructing and almost sold it out to a foreigner but am gonna give it to the paster to show how much I and this congregation love him being with us.'(The applause is even louder)

So it went on and on...until the eleventh member
Eka Falana(a 69 year old): '(sheepishly After thorough consideration, I will give the young paster $3x. (The congregation went silent)

The pastor is astounded by her words, he matured but worriedly asks her, 'Eka why would you say such a thing?' She replies 'I asked my husband here what we could do to support you so we are not let out and he said 'phuck him'.



Happy Sunday peeps. Make sure you're not reading this is your place of worship.

Aloha peeps, wazzup? Nice jokes Vicky, Don, MCNePoW, Jojo, Switchgurl............ and all the rest.

Exponental: i tot u work @ a carwash.......wet it naaa

The best joke I've ever seen todaY

MOGUL.O:
Anu monkey!! Nkita ara!!

Gerout jor.....

tum mne purah wallah---->zyada bakarah. Mein karate hun. Pand-i lan.

bhen ke-lodah

The funny thing is I decrypt all you're saying but till the end of the world u don't understand a single word I've posted.

I need to stop this pls.

^kripya koi mujeh pishab piladeka -ji!

rflmao