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What do we call this?

swtchicgurl: but, he just wrote jamb na?
eke, dis a lil too harsh! i like it sha

really? Then he can't pass, cos he finds it difficult to even comprehend two lines. I wonder what he did in the summary/comprehension part.

dani1luv: Ode!!! what funny there nw??

Okponu 1st class.

jackpot: @ bin

dem breastfeed you or dem prickfeed you when you were a kid?

Take time oh, before I command you to be sterile this very minute~

don't you dare! ! !

No body should expect even a teaspoon of laughter from me.






































@Jacky boy pls stop this thing, the laugh is falling out from my mouth, nose, ear, eye, & all d other places.

At a church service yesterday in Maiduguri
while service was still on in a fully packed palm sunday service, all of a sudden a boy stood up and shouted
bOMb! bOMb!! bOMb!!!
Imediately every one was running helter skelter some even fainted while some said their last prayers, even the pastor prayed his last prayer. Then the boy ran to the altar picked up the mic and shouted

ApriLLLL fOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

this thing, em, em. I don't know how to categorize it. But, em







































Skales Ogaa o! Leave this people alone, ema bi-nu.

My laugh just fell of my mouth, have been trying to catch it and put it back but it's dribbling me.

DONkollione: ekeroyal n bunmioguns shey una don vote d to-to wey sweet pass? ...


swit-toto-chic which category do u fall in? village or township?

Now this is madness from DOnko.

swtchicgurl: eke, it is called rubbish!

Thank God I got a reasonable answer finally.

That Donko's sth I can't really explain

DONkollione: SMH!!

What is this?
https://www.nairaland.com/898881/village-toto-vs-township-toto

swtchicgurl: y so personal?

What do you mean personal? Are you asking if it's my personal problem am discussing here? The answer is yes, I brought my personal problem to the table. Help me eat some pls.

^it's alright. Have never been a célèbre and can't be one. Enjoy yourself

swtchicgurl: next?

next what?

Ruqaya: Swtchic- 199
booqee- 204
dani- withheld
bunmioguns- withheld
homar- 140
sutoboy- 94
mcnepow- 120
bin- withheld
otooro- 24
vicky- 190
mikuz- 10
ekeroyal- 22
others are not yet released.
Pray harder

Jobless kid. SMH!
You wish jamb knew me. They never & will never know me. I jumped & passed(JP)

^^I know who I'd go for if I needed a replacement from here so stick to MCNEPOW! He's enough for ya!

You're free to drop yours as well, some are experiences form friends

Imagine attending certain functions and hear this kind of music

1. I attended a christian wedding ceremony and during cutting of cake the DJ threw in "AKO-N-UCHE" by Duncan Mighty
After the event I personally walked up to him and asked him why "they need to use their head na" he replied

2. I attended a burial of an old lady and just after interment the DJ started playing "DEM MAMA" by Timaya

3. I attended a child naming ceremony and suddenly the DJ rolled "GOOD or BAD" by J. Martins for the baby & parents to dance
I also interviewed the DJ he said "if the pikin like e go good or bad" he responded.

4. A friend attended a birthday and after the 'happy B-day' song, the celebrant was set to entertain the crowd and the DJ rolled in "I DON JOGODO" (not sure of the artist)

5. At another wedding, it was time for bride & groom to dance and as they stepped out, suddenly it was "LOW WAIST" (mini-mini wana-wana)

Naija DJs are amongst the best, I stand to be corrected.

booqee: Yes! there's something else:
*pours grinded pepper on his bumbum, then gives him 24lashes of my horsewhip.....*

emi?

Anyways you're looking for disaster. Better change the pepper to ointment and change the horsewhip to massage ASAP!! OR...........

OK! ANythinG eLSe?

swtchicgurl: i reject divorce for you, except she's not ur wife!

anyway, i'm here if u do

Yes, I expected you to say such. Buh am sorry, it won't be you

booqee: how will dis one make me laff now??

naughty you!

swtchicgurl: sowie bro! just take some tym out and pay some attention to ur woman! she deserves it!

but where's the joke?

Thanks switch, but 'it ain't a death sentence' is it?

If she takes it further, I'll file for a divorce and maybe come to NL & get a kwel babe. One that will even encourage me to come online.























As if they won't bring on their own version of trouble
Polygamous men are men indeed.

Common Gunners!

'Victoria Concordia Crescit'

Let's paint LONDON RED AS ALWAYS.

I'VE ALREADY VOTED 25 TIMES AND WILL VOTE MORE IN SUPPORT OF HIM. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GO SUCK YOUR AR$E. IF HE AIN'T IMPORTANT HE SHOULDN'T BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE GIANT OF AFRICA. THE SITUATION FACING HIM EVEN ADDS TO HIS STATS.

UP GEJ!!

bunmioguns: i dont think you are ok



What is dis Pig doing here?




Matwetter





i dont think you are ok

bunmioguns: thanks jare bro, as for Ekeroyal, i no blame d guy cos he jst heard of d word bt he did nt even bother to check for d meaning before using it here

as for Onoti, d damsel is an eediot

Gambari

Aladinn: Aside last season 2nd-round loss to Barça where AW complained about the official, which was right, where have you heard AW complain after losing a Uefa match? Okay, you'll milan. Aside that, any more? Please remind me.
Did i hear u say AW is a 'bad loser'? I gues you don't know wen apropriate to use such phrase.
For those coaches you mentioned up there, whom i also respect, add AW to the rank. He's up there with them. Do you know who developed George Weah? Victor Ikpeba became the prince of monaco under AW. I tink you are too young to know that.
And did i see Ancelloti in ur list?
Bro, you're not a Sadist, as you want people to tag you. You are Psychotic

You're very correct bro. don't mind haters like mercenaryx who know nothing about soccer, I guess he's a Chelski fan. Wenger has always said the truth when it needed to be said, he isn't scared of the shit heads running UEFA or BPL or anything. He's a soccer god no doubt and nothing can hamper his philosophy in and out of the game.

mcnepow: Try to balance tinz
Only get online when u are less busy
Dedicate more time to ur sweetie (they need attention)

ese gan!

The only good guy in here who thinks about my welfare. I'll try to see how far I can go. It looks like the ladies in house are disappointed in me. But no probs, it ain't my fault that am coupled already. Besides their better guys in here for them.

Dear Nairalanders, it's been a wonderful time coming back to NL after a break of about 3 years but it appears I may leave to return no more. My mate's seriously complaining and it's getting outta legs because it's already outta hands. Parents are even aware of it. I've been an internet freak all my life but she feels I don't give her enough time when am around. I play mafiawars on FB and she's also complaining about that and since I returned to NL she's taken the nagging to the next level.

HOW DO I HANDLE IT FELLAS?

(It's not a joke pls)

NL Perverts:if you think about sex every 3.14 seconds. Then you're pi-sexual.

example: many boys in NL fall into this category. WHAT A PITY, SMH!

otooro: this thread is disturbing

What is disturbing about it?

booqee: me sef dey wonder

snthesis. I'm now on the bridge but i no see u. The party go soon start oh.

Pls Boo, come down from the bridge. I heard it's meant for madt people and snthesis is one, or do you want Otooro to take you to yaba left?