₦airaland Forum

bunmioguns: u don dey vex?

*pat him on d head*

foolish boy, ok you don't need amala+ewedu? Go and drink diesel with agege.

Tinyemeka: Why Hausa and Igbo?

BTW, is it pronounced 'Ausa' or 'Hausa'?

H is a consonant not vowel and shld be preceded by "a" not "an".

Np, just pronounce it in any way you can.

@Bunmi, go and have amala+ewedu, I hope it solves your problem.

Even though it's xerox, am happy you got it right for once. Sure am not laughing but try harder.

Remarks: Work harder to make me laugh.

An Hausa man goes to a library to borrow a rent a book, the Librarian is Ibo. Here's the dialog.

HAUSA MAN: Please do you have a book on suicide?
IBO MAN: Sure, go left.
* Hausa man returns with the book, wanting to register it*
IBO MAN: Mister, what do you want to do with it?
HAUSA MAN: I want to commit suicide.
IBO MAN: (Stares at him for a moment) and asks "Who will return the book then? Will you kindly get out?"
HAUSA MAN:


~~SALUTE TO NJPC~~

Observation: This is not a joke

Recommendation: Move it to Romance section or Family Politics section. WTF??

WHERE'S THE JOKE?

One Major Disadvantage of VIAGRA


Bin Gbagbo and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Bin's wife is ready to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?", asks Bin. "Hold the lantern, Bin. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Bin, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Bin can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Bin." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Bin. A beautiful baby girl."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Bin, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Bin's inspection.
"doctor," asks Bin, "do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

what a pity, SMH. MANC, MANU out!

Detongue: Yeye club, London disgrace

WHEN DID MANU MOVE TO LONDON?

What kinda help do you want buddy? Just tell me and I'd be more than happy to help you out. Meanwhile welcome and how did your holidays go?

^^you're waking up just now

dani1luv: for your mind now

And what about my mind? Can't you see the murders he committed or you don't understand english too

ok.
Recommendation: write in pidgin if you can 't do it in english and stop embarassing Nigeria.

@OP, that was nice.

Recommendation: Don't join any useless PROJAN. Just be yourself except you want to run away from NL.

@Bunmi the answer is==>in your joystick if you have.

I was just trying to figure out the requirements for appointing someone a moderator in jokes section of NL.

^^Bunmi IS OBVIOUSLY SICK. Otooro pls bring your ambulance fast

^^MADT MAN

^in ur joystick, that's if you have





















**I mean in a nice way**

6. ndoh20:
Imagine this crazy experience.A guy needed to go submit his cv on the island and had no money. He saw an aboki that buys old newspaper and he packed out all the papers he could find and sold it to him. When eventually he had enough money to cover his transport fare, he realised that he had sold the paper that had the address of where he was going .

@Vivly am suspecting that boy is related to the one who lost his coin earlier

Answer: IBOs==>Serious minded always looking for ways to provided more solutions than required. @OP, you may be right by saying they're strong headed.
YORUBAs==>Taking life easy, OWAMBE!


**My idea doesn't call for insults pls**

@Boo, I spelt it how it sounded in my ears. I think Agy's correct. She was referring to a lorry.

@Dani, I hope you checked the topic well before reading and commenting. It's an encyclopaedia, not for kids. Go check the meaning then come back and read again.

@Boo, it's laugh time. Just laugh and don't bother about BINLADEN
@Agy, if you can't take on Bin's behalf I can give you your own. Ok? Just tell me when you want it and booM, you get it.

Mr Bin's family

BIN GBAGBO went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

BIN GBAGBO answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

BIN GBAGBO said, "That's alright. I don't need them for se.x anymore. I am over 30 years old . I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."

^bush rat

Q: What happens when you give recycleBin Viagra?
A: It turns his 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

Not a bad one BOO