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CuteTj: Ramsey is a FULL! Assuming we needed to score, is that how ramsey would have missed that chance? I hate you ramsey!

coogar: https://i.imgur.com/8DZeV.jpg

But why will the gunners not have mercy on this cutey? Are these handsome men at Emirates this heartless. At least a draw would have been fair.

































Anyways they should be rejoicing that the devil followed them to Emirates and was able to block the goal posts severally with people like Verminator, Ramsh*t, the wood-works.

BIN~GRA - 3

Finally his parents arrived and he is at work, his wife narrates everything to them. His mother falls down and begins to cry. But his father, keep still and mutters "my son is always equal to any task he undertakes. He can't disappoint me, I trust him". Mrs Bin is stunned that her father in-law is responding like this. It's already evening and Bin is back he takes a walk with his father and after explaining things to his father, his father returns very impressed that his son is not disappointing as he felt. He tells Bin's mother & wife "I told both of you to watch out, my son won't disappoint me but your shallow minds won't let you be". The next morning, His parents leaves for the village leaving Bin's wife helpless. What will happen next?



























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watch out for the last and final episode of BIN~GRA


....to be continued



on our next episode "Bin actually puts his joystick into the pickle slicer, his wife is three months pregnant after five months of no intercourse with Bin. What a saga!!

Facebook Relationship Status: I hate when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her facebook status to 'single'
I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'.

party

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is in the office. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. "Women?" She sparked. However, she waited impatiently for her husband to return from work, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The woman was so vocal, "Since morning I've been trying to reach you and women continue picking your calls. In fact three women in a space of five minutes."

The man was surprised and asked, how? She quickly called junior out to come and tell the world.

junior said "The three women all said the same thing. That the number you are trying to call is not available at the moment please try again later."

The man released a strong fart.

bunmioguns: hmmmmn,...wish u d same dude

Thanks buddy

sutoboy: yes boss ow u doing?

Am kwel and you?

A pastor was conducting a night vigil in his church, the whole church was buzzing as it was the new year's eve. Suddenly the pastor observed a girl all by herself in a corner, sobbing. Impressed that the prayers are having effect he went on to approach her and as he approached, he shouted 'in Jesus Mighty name'. The whole congregation was quiet waiting for him to unveil the testimony. He questioned the girl, please tell the congregation how you've been touched. After enough hesitations, she speaks up.

Girl: Pastor, you know am fatherless.
Pastor: sure my daughter.
Girl: I also told you that, my Dad was the best.
*now the pastor was feeling sth he said has a link to her late father.*
Pastor: yes, 'praise da Lord!'
Congregation: alleluyah!
Girl: he gave me my first & most precious gift on my first birthday. He bought me a he-goat that I grew up with.
Pastor: yes
*now the pastor is confused*
Girl: we grew up together, but shortly after my father's death, the goat was stolen.
Pastor: ok, tell me more.
Girl: Pastor, since I stepped into this church & saw your goatee, I remembered him. Yours & he's are just same. O! God! *she breaks down & continues to cry*
Pastor & congregation:






<All the best peeps, this easter sunday evening>

@OP, you really need to go back to sleep & complete the dream otherwise if I provide you the intepretation in this condition, you'd hate yourself + the intepreter, woalahi!

The point is yes God doesn't make mistakes but since after the sin of Adam & Eve, humans became imperfect and that is why no human is able to truly reflect the Almighty even though we are said to be created in his image. However there are explanations to this condition as it is purely abnormal.

First let me mention what many people think about hermaphrodites
HERMAPHRODITE - A person born with both male and female sex organs.
This is a vague, confusing and inaccurate definition.

There are 3 labels of Hermaphrodites: TRUE, MALE pseudo and FEMALE Pseudo. All are equally genuine.

Explanations:

TRUE
A person born with both ovary and testicular tissue, this could be 2 seperate gonads ( one of each) or a combination of both in one (an ovotestes). The Instruments can vary from completely male or female, to a combination of both or even ambiguous looking. The chromosome (karotype) compliment can be XX (female), XY (male), XX/XY (mosiac) or even XO (extremely rare). Those XX with female Instruments are raised female ( some have even given birth). Those XY with male Instruments are raised male ( a few have fathered children). The children born XX/XY or XO (with Instruments male or female are raised in the sex they look most like) ,Those born with ambiguous Instruments have many medical tests for the doctors to determine which sex they should be assigned. Doctors then recommend early surgery to make the child look physically like the sex assigned to them.

CAUSES
The causes are not known, The medical community does know this is a very rare condition but do not have accurate figures to how many people have this condition (depending on the literature between 350-450 known cases).

FEMALE PSEUDO
A person born XX with normal female internal organs but with "masculanized" Instruments. They can appear more male then female or a combination of each.

CAUSES
The most common is Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia (CAH) it occurs approximately 1:14,000 births.This is when the adrenal glands overproduce testosterone. It also has been recorded that some persons with this disorder had been exposed to progesterone-like drugs before they were born.

MALE PSEUDO
A person born XY with testes (usually in the abdominal cavity). The external Instruments are usually female but can be ambiguous.

CAUSES
The most common cause is Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (AIS). This is when the body doesn't respond to the androgen being produced. There are different variations: Complete (CAIS) , and Partial (PAIS). This condition has a variety of names and occurance rates..

**The above are not my personal work, please**

@OP, nice one
permit me to say it fits them well.

swtchicgurl: mtchew

upon my return to NL, I was wondering what "mtchew" was. Not until I came to realize some kids here use it to increase their post count. They actually think it means anything. Well I have one advice for you and your kind. How long or how much comments count you have is futile if you have never contributed something positive here.

bunmioguns: How I go fit toast dem. . . . Pls heeeeeeeelp

Pls go to sexuality section or contact Donko**** he's good at such things

sm1fabulous: hmmmm @poster...am sorry was i sopos to laugh? ave seen dat a million tyms n i didnt even chuckle pls help NL n raise ur standards

And must you tell us you have no teeth so you can't laugh or you need to be taught? Okponu

bunmioguns: Now u r talking. . . Gimme her contact first

Am sorry, try the next door.

bunmioguns: Ask Google

concerning ur sister, I can still manage her like dt

Her hubby 'll screw you until you expire. Besides how can you manage her? She's not a company, she's meant to be taken care of.

^how can you say such a thing when you have lots of kwel babes in here do you want me to toast them for you? Pls stop disappointing me in the public square.

sm1fabulous: hahahaha dem b insect? well dis BIN of a guy fit be insect o, maybe fruitfly

You have a point there you know, Bin is another name for an insectman.

bunmioguns: Are You Deaf!!! I meant she no come @ all

Oya. . Arrange for ur sister sharp sharp. . .,A frd in need is a frd indeed

And why did she not come?

I don't have any sister for you bro. she's already taken sorry

bunmioguns: what is google?

ask your gal friend

^ask google

bunmioguns: My Gf no come sleep wit Me yesternyt. . She jst allowed me to sleep alone giving me stewpeed excuses. . I think am done wit her


I need a new GF. . .abi u fit gimme ur Sister?

I didn't get you clearly pls, you mean your girl friend came late to see you last night? Didn't you tell her to come one time? What kind of excuses did she give you?

Prove me otherwise pls

^good morning bro. and why did you start your day with a twisted face? Who did you dream about?

BIN~GRA - 2

Now Bin is ready to take his wife's suggestion. "Please tell me honey" he insists. "My dear am not sure you can resist this urge, why not you stop this job?". Bin rebuffs "how can you say that, I have put in many years in there and can't resign now. I must get my full benefits as a long time staff." Now his wife's surely confused but thinks (I will invite Donkollione & his wife into this matter, he will listen to them). She picks up her mobile dashed out of the house and rings Don up and invites him to come over. Don promises to come in the evening since he was rushing to work.

It's evening time, Don arrives with his wife. Bin isn't back from work yet, so Mrs. Bin takes Don into the bedroom and starts telling him everything. Don insists "my friend Bin can't stick his joystick into a pickle slicer, he can't be that stupid. There must be something else involved." They're now in the sitting room watching TV, Bin steps in to see his pal and after exchange of pleasantries, Don starts advising his friend. But Bin argues 'eh Don, if you were in my shoes you'd understand what I mean. I'd try but I can't stay away forever, it will surely happen but may not be now." Don's confused he takes his wife home in a seemingly angry mood, even his wife couldn't understand him.

Now Mrs. Bin knows the only and next solution is Bin's parents. She picks up here mobile and rings them. They promise to arrive in two days...


.....on our next episode "Bin's parents arrives and are they able to save the situation?"......

pls join us same time, same station, tomorrow

sats: well, u can do beta

thanks and what have you done?

@OP, pls try to post new things here even if you do xerox. Just wasting people's time here.
Pls stop embarrassing me.

skales: Hehehhehehehehehhehehehheheheheehe

Who wants to be friends with you

I don't want to be your friend mehn
So move on with your life











@ekeroyal

Do whatever u want man.
I'm even tired of you

Can't you see?

It's ok, thanks for telling me now unfortunately I have always thought it was a joke but now I can see it's your source of income. Never will I comment in your threads, let this be my last. We're not enemies but I refuse to associate myself with you. Enjoy yourself with your tribalistic, animalistic, egocentric, childish lifestyle. You SUCK bro!

Lest I forget, don't try to be smart by abusing or insulting me behind those anonymous NL IDs you've got. Your BB pin, email id & your various IP addresses are enough to hunt you down and you'll face the full wrath of the Nigerian LAW for several attempts to split this fragile country with you posts in here.

mcnepow: Awwww. .
Its noon already
Gud aftanun *wink*

it was morning then & evening here, no qualms anyways. Headed for outdoors now, c ya later buddy. I think it's time Seun introduces a chat room in NL so we can talk more.

TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:

1. I need to whip it out by 5.
2. Mind if I use your laptop?
3. Just stick it in my box.
4. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
5. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
6. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
8. It's an entry-level position.
9. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
10. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits there!

whenever I hear them I just giggle, hope other dirty minds do as well.

booqee: good morning to u too! My night was fine. And urs??

Tnx honey, mine was kwel

mcnepow: When did u become McNep@w??

I go knack u ooo

You wasted time bro., that's why she took it up. At least she didn't let my greeting go in vain & till now you're yet to respond.

@Skales, I don't want to believe that you're ignoring all my greetings. As a matter of fact, if you post any joke against any tribe here in NL again "AM GONNA QUIT NJPC FOR GOOD AND ALLOW YOU TO ENJOY YOUR HABIT"

bunmioguns: am fine jare, jst a lil bit stressed up bt nw am bak


hope ur baby still dey duro tie

Ok, sorry bro., life ain't always going to give you mango juice, sometimes you have to make do with bitter kola juice -it cures lots of ailment
About the asatileh, she's there buh am smarter than she is, you know what I mean

Ruqaya: Laughing at d mostly old jokes

Tnx honey

bin gbagbo: very stale collections






*reading my bible *

Pls can anybody see anything about this texts?

dani1luv: Please, how do I laugh in agege style??

Ask Bin he lives there, the only part he doesn't know is the "Royal way"

swtchicgurl: i just wish the joke was funny

OK, no probs. Your jokes are very funny. No your presence alone is a joke it makes me laugh my ______ out