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@OP===>Pervert

Nice joke, bro.

Homar: Bleep arsenal . Bayern 4 life . Mia san Mia .

Boy, never you insult the Gunners again or I vomit you outta NJPC okponu

Well come b0$$. Hope your trip to Afghanistan was successful. Pls on your next visit to Iraq, kindly stop by at Pakistan and pay me a visit. I'd appreciate that.

Homar: Because of my fellow NJPC members and booqee i will not leave this section again .

OK

@OP, how many times did she call her boy friend?

SMH

swtchicgurl: Once two ladies came before King Solomon, fighting over a boy. “He’s my son-in law” one said “No he’s mine” countered the other. After thinking for a few minutes the King finally decided on a ruling. “Bring me my sword and we will cut the boy in half, they will each get half.” “No” the first lady screamed “don’t cut him in half I would rather the second lady get the whole son-in-law.” Ah Hah said King Solomon with a big smile I now know who is the real mother-in-law. For a only the real mother-in-law would stand quietly while her son-in-law gets cut in half.”

Besides this useless and stale joke, others are nice. Well done.

sutoboy: re u twice?u here u there?

You mean dani?

While I agree with most of the guys, I also want to say 'it takes two to tango'. The men are also not trying. 190 if you look carefully you'd realize some men started this competition amongst girls. When you start lavishly spending on a girl who never asked for such, you make other girls jealous & it's naturally in them to meet up come what may. Hence they go bugging their partners.

Additionally, I blame those stewpid married men who are spearheading the lavish spending on this school age girls and are never satisfied with their wives.

As regards girls only being good in bed, it's because the guys make them think in those lines only. What would you think of a guy who tells his girl 'you're woeful in bed'. You simply leave her to utilize all her time in planning & strategizing how to win your heart in bed instead of thinking about academics, being independent, making a contribution to their surrounding financially or otherwise.

Finally brother, we need to develop a commending spirit. Even if they fail, try to commend them & show them the way forward. They're like kids -always bashing them makes them heady. I've changed a number of girls even without dating them or going to bed with them. So brothers do your best and see what happens.


But girls, you guys should try too. You're not shitheads!

You're sounding like one who's been looking for an excuse to go and have a quickie in the R$. I don't really see your reason for quiting, but in any which way -bon voyage!

bunmioguns: ", wa duro duro baby mi, "

Bunmi's becoming a menace in this section. Priest Otooro, pls come conduct deliverance I don't know what he sucked during the weekend that's intoxicating him.

btw, what is this?
























Boo hope you're not the gal

Kwel though

ok.

Buh-em, em owkay.

I expected sth better

otooro: *SPRINKLES CELE WATER ON MIKUZ*
mikuz rolls on the floor and vomits a pair of bra and jean-strings!

the reason behind his problem!!!!

The hands of the Lawd ain't short.

Pls priest we need more of this.

All this e-things going on here makes me laugh. Otooro & Vicky, it's you guys that are not okay. You need chill pills first, then we can go from there.



*Knocks both of them on their shapeless skulls, 5 each*

bunmioguns:

I recommend you go back to yaba left ASAP

otooro: if we post a pix of our nozzles here, u think say i no go beat u flat?

No! Don't go there, you've got only joystick. Am the only official owner of Nozzle^TM.
Note, it has the 'TM' symbol with it.

@op=panchod

Is this a joke?

otooro: pls na, lets go for checks

*praying not to be responsible for it*

Story! Lmfao, how do you imagine your refurbished joystick to work like a top model one? You're day dreaming. I think Bunmi's responsible.

MADNESS: If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance, self-impotence, ignorance, sheepishness, etc.

example: - - - -

^And what is your business?

bunmioguns: Back to Sender

You don't know what it means & you're sending it back. Well no probs, you just gave away your bright future.

DONkollione: omo bunmioguns.. lol... wat a qwesion




ekelocal where is d is d is d is d is d is d is d is is is d d d d is d is is d d d d d joke?

You this boy, are you back? Well, would have answered your question but unfortunately it's not meant for me. It's meant for --->ekelocal

okponu

bunmioguns: What if he visited me nko, and beside, wetin concern you








































Enemy of Progress

I'm not beefing u bro., am only asking her a question. I just want to be sure, so that we know how to handle things in future.

bunmioguns: are u sure you do not av a Joystick?

That's your question bro

MOGUL.O:
I know switchgurl,Dani, Booqee,Bin,Eke, Kills and many more....

SO NO NEED TO MEET......

MEETING CANCEL!!!!!!

BOOQEE GO AND REST...

Sorry we don't need you in the meeting. We don't even know you here in NL, by the way who are you?

Homar: Dani also forgive me for calling you gayyy . Wish me luck in jamb .

It's ok buddy, everybody here wishes you the best in your exams but you must also work hard before you appear for the exams; then our wishes will work well.

Don't mind 'okponu dani'. Is he even a male? Don't even think he's female either. His image is never seen -maybe hermaphrodite











#I mean in a very nice way#

@Op, who cares?

Where's the joke?

Meanwhile are Vicky & Vivly same person? Proliferation of accounts in NL is making me sick. If you're proud of your identity pls maintain one account.

moHot: SEE AT THEY FINISHED BIN

He's already dead, he longer copy's & paste here.