₦airaland Forum

swtchicgurl:
^^^^ calf!

CrazyMan:
*Sighs*

bin gbagbo:
EKEROYAL AND THE STAMMERER

Ekeroyal was in warri for the first time and was hard pressed to empty his bowels.
He didnt know where public toilet was and didnt know anybody too but was lucky to come across a good sammaritan.The following ensued between them;

Ekeroyal: Please sah!, can you direct me to the nearest public toillet?

Good sammaritan: Ye- ye--ye- -yes!!,wal- -wal walk straight to- to to oto to - -the the the th the-the blu- blu- blu- blue- -blue kior- kiooooor- - -kiosk(whistles) in in - -fro- -froooor fro front of the the bi --bi bibii ---bii biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii big tree on on on-on your your your ler- -lerr- -leerrr. . . . . .

Ekeroyal:Thank you

Good sammaritan:wh- -wh ----whaa whaaaaa why?

Ekeroyal:i don finish!! all i need now is water to wash myself



houseflies paraded on the scene immediately. and the good sammaritan fainted!!

duduspace:
I can assure you that the only club in the world capable of doing this to Arsenal at the emirates is Barcelona. 

Koolking:
This is SCAM NL beware. Moderators don't seem to do their work. This so-called betty is everywhere. Moderator pls, delete this betty post before someone fall a victim

~vicky~:
qui est la célébrité

espoir n'est pas skales

bunmioguns:
qui vous dit que skales est une célébrité?

Onyeasi:
Please let's behave well. All this are meant to be jokes. Lets not fight and curse our relatives who are out there under the sun and rain to make sure of our well being.
Dani please can help me and lock this thread

starlight®®:
A Hausa man was withdrawing from an ATM, when
an Igboman behind him said, “hahahahaha Aboki
Mustafa, you be Mumu,
me done see your password;
na four stars (****)”
The Hausa man then
replied, “kai nonsense,
na you be mumu.
My fassword na 2644.

realsammie:
Aboki no be human being. even the animals are more humane

~vicky~:
please ask him again


he's always interested in gay stuff


datz bcus he's 1 of them

betty009:
I am Miss Betty Bill, I work with Dell Company here in the United State of America (Chicago Branch)

Sir it have come to my notice that Electronics sell very well there in West Africa, meaning that Nigeria is the place were Electronics is highly required in the Market.

i have decided to look our for God fearing and humble Nigerian, due to i am planning on establishing a Whole Sales and Retailers buying site there in Nigeria, where Nigerians can buy it cheap and easy.

These men are to represent the me there in Nigeria and each will handle each selling site there

But first, i will give each man a try by sending little quantity of the products to them and if you can sell and send the money back, then you have created a trust.

If you are interested you are to forward any required information to my mail
Full Name:
Occupation:
Age:
Sex:
to (bettybill98@yahoo.com)