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swtchicgurl: this thread is so boring it can't even
get one nice comment!
Mtcheewww!

fiyanfi

bunmioguns:

ghandi aulad

ASTAGHFIRULLAH!

^eunuch & nun in love
they'll definitely give birth to a pope born with attire.

booqee: ekeroyal, if u paid attention you'd have noticed dat mikuz is d one always stalking me, any comment i make on a thread, be sure to expect a sttupid counter comment from mikus. It seems he can't manage on his own.

Buh seriously, Mikuz try to get some valium pills, take them sleep for two days without visiting NL. When you get up, try re-evaluating your life. Since I started monitoring you, I've come to realize you're polygamous in nature. It doesn't matter whether you're dating or courting. My advice is simple "go for deliverance with priest otooro."

~vicky~:
dis 1 sef na joke?

vomiting

sign of early pregnancy, don't tell me you visited bunmi

@Switch, pls go have pills of xanax and quit derailing good threads.

bunmioguns: Just let Ruqaya see dis statement, u are in original trouble

Pls stop that shiiiitt. Ruqaya is with NJPC not Projan, besides what business does she have with your nefariously amputated joystick?

swtchicgurl: mtchew
wat's d joke all about sef?

Mrs. Mcnepow, former Mrs. Mikuz could you pls go away before Bunmi descends on you? Why are you stalking him?

bunmioguns: Where is d joke?

inside your beans head. "Okponu"

dani1luv: for your mind you dey chop eba and okro

okponu means (stupid, Ode, fool etc.)

OMG! You're hitting me really hard Dani. You're a spoilt fufu.

dani1luv: lol, lemme modify his post

wonders shall all be the last name of NL, so Dani & hightechbiotech is same person.

jackpot: your prick is paining her? I doubt that.
Her thing can swallow both your lean short pencil and your scrotum sac!

hahahahahahahahahaha, pls you guys should spare me. Am laughing away my lunch already.

Dani's in trouble.

@Dani, what's okponu?

dani1luv:

Will you stop laughing and remove this trash from this section?

mikuz: see your big chest.

booqee: Attention seeker! Mumu.....

mama & baba iyabo, could you both please save us this drama? It's becoming the trademark of all threads in this section.

dani1luv: Booqee, I luv you

I laughed until i pissed my trousers out.


Please express yourself after all you're a 1/2man with 1/2joystick or is it microphone? Pls Boo listen to him so that he doesn't
die of masturbation.

dani1luv: In summary??

you joystick's missing, go for deliverance maybe it could be found.

booqee: ^^Thanks jare! Dats y you're called origin .....dats what i wanted them to see,.....

@ekeroyal. I posted it in romance section, and their mods moved it here. See??

how can they do such a thing, give me their contact let me rectify things.

A true Story of why BinLADEN no longer goes to church

Bin showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They
didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever
seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The
guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

The next week he showed up to work and his face was beat bad! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again
they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was
that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."

The third week, Bin goes to work again with even a broken nose. His colleagues taunted him "don't tell us it has something to do with that big woman.
Bin replies "I didn't touch her skirt. "So what is it?" they queried, "I started minding my business since I understood her kind of person. And on Sunday after prayers
I observed her skirt was in her butt again so I advised the guy on my right to pull it out and the guy on my left to return it", he narrates. "When she turned turned back
they both continued praying while I got a fair spoil of her knuckles.

swtchicgurl: mtchew, so uneducative!

Thank you switchgirl, no probs. If you need education apply to college of education.

Thanks all other pals here, I appreciate ya'll.

mcnepow: Bobo yi. .
Oda bi o kin sun??

don't mind that fellow, he's the GM of trojan projan

otooro: hehehe
i knew u've always admired me on here babe!

wassup? *adjusting her hair*

eunuch in love

@OP, you've got a nice pic there. Really good, that you seduced attracted a beast priest

Se.x: is the price women have to pay for marriage.


Marriage: is the price men have to pay for se.x and responsible kids.

Opinion: like an arsehole, everybody has one including a mad man.

The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night.
*figure out where you stand now*

Prostitution: a kind of business that it hole sale.

Mrs. Bin is home making dinner, as usual, when Donko****** arrives at her door.

"Mrs Bin, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Don. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Mrs. Bin." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Mrs. Bin "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Mrs. Bin. Your husband BinLaden is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, she looked up at Donko*****.

"How did it happen, Don?"

"It was terrible, Mrs. Bin. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Bin. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Bin... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]What's killz doing up there? I don't take alcohol, i only take red wine! [/color]

Ok buddy, I hope that the red wine is made of berries

@OP, nice efforts.

Recommendation: Choose any cool guy from NL2(not NL1) and I'll take care of the expenses for a-5days vacation in UAE.

Oga O! That man is OON(ode of the order of the Niger)

Nice one Bunmi, but I hope it's not copy & paste because if I ever discover it is,



















well let me hold my peace, 'cos I know what you'll get.

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