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tj_tj:
learn to spelll and uhm boring God

@tj_tj I expected you to correct me as in point out my wrong spellings but you failed and instead you went on to make a mistake yourself 'spelll'.

Hello other friends I was expecting that somebody rates this joke instead some guys decided to do the cat and dog thing. OK now all join jare.

It was a holiday season sometimes in Nigeria, and people went out to recreational sites like beaches, zoos, restaurant, etc. It came about that one very beautiful girl was on her swimming trunks and she looked very attractive even to a prophet who was not careful, she could be a snare. Meanwhile, there is this old man who was looking at her with keen interest and so he worked up to her and after exchanging pleasantries, he asked her " can I touch this mercury balloons" (pointing to her breasts) the girl shouted "must you get out?". The man was persistent so he continued "I will give you $100". The girl replied "NO". The man continued "okay $250 for only a minute". The girl still on her words "NOooooo". This man very courageous continued to ask. "I will give you $500, if you are ready contact me". immediately after making the offer, he left the scene only for the girl to call him back and ask him to come and touch but reminded him, it's for only a minute to which the man replied "Trust me, am a man of my word". He then started the touching. In the process he was exclaiming "Oh my God" continuously. As inquisitive as she could be the girl decided to ask "sir, may I know your reason for exclaiming?" The man replied "I am just thinking where I could get $500 from. I wish this resource is a refundable one".

Once a time in Nigeria, some traders decided to do something good to the populace. They began selling a pair of men shoes for N 1, 000 ($7). It was a poverty reduction programme indeed. One fellow bought one of them. Now he had a shoe he could go out with. one of this days he was returning from a party, it was a Saturday evening and it just finished raining. In order to save his shoe, for he loved his shoe more than his leg he decided to take it off and go into his compound. As he embarked on the journey, not too long a very touching noise was heard underneath the water - he just lost his big toe. On getting to his veranda, he began glorifying God saying: "I would have lost my shoe to that very bad stone, he taught I was still putting on my shoe he never knew I took it off my legs before crossing the water".

The problem with most same sex partners is also affecting some people on this tread. I wonder why people will say there isn't anything bad with same sex intercourse but will also say they don't like them getting married. In the first place why did God give humans the gift of sexual intercourse? Did he arrange it for people of the same sex? Ok, somebody said he doesn't want anything religious -that ok. Now why have animals without any sense of reverence for God not started practicing it?

The problem with humans is that they are absolutely confused and needs help so they just exploit all avenues and see if they can derive any satisfaction in life. I really feel for such people.

Additionally though, I strongly believe that a time will also come when humans will also wed animals in churches. The world is really heading for oblivion.

This is more than a serious matter.

skyone:
I've been thinking out of the box mainly to conclude on what particular area that actually draws many married men to have illegitimate sex outside their marriage or precisely to commit adultery.

Out of many answers i have been given, most married men conclude on the following excuses:

Men Excuses
(i) Not a question of love but too many unnecessary stress from the woman/wife.
(ii) Wife not bothered to keep fit anymore after first child and dresses like a 50yr old woman.
(iii) Wife not prepared to listen at all and does what she likes.
(Iv) Over loading nagging from morning till night
(v)   Wife not prepared to have sex at anytime.
(vi)    Find out that wife is unnecessary dirty and lazy.
(vii)     Wife can't cook good food.

Women Excuses

(i) No satisfaction derived when having sex with the man
(ii) Husband not making enough money

and
(iii) Husband turned out to be Mike Tyson after 1 month of marriage

Please are these excuses valid in any sense at all or both sex just want have a taste of another man or woman, but come to think if it, is not the same privates and womanliness they will get if taking a second option?

I addition to why some pple cheat on their mate is unfaithfulness.

Although these are not enough reasons for cheating on a mate. However, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Therefore, if you do not want ur mate to cheat on you - try to make them comfortable.

Especially to the women folk the bible in Proverbs 21:19 and 25:24 clearly states that it is better to dwell in a wilderness or a corner of the roof than with a contentious wife. Hence nagging wife should be careful!

If any man suddenly turns Mike Tyson, examine his wife critically. It's either she's abusive or will always want to reply every word her husband utters.

For the MEN - you are the Captain, whether u like it or not you are a teacher and father to ur wife. It is easier to deal with them when you're calm than when u're hot. When calm, a man can easily win the heart of his wife and inspire her to do the seemingly impossible. Hence, whether she's lazy, dirty, old fashioned or what have u. You have the POWER to change her.

My little contributions.

BigBaller:
I need a bad chick

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Dear friends I am seriously in need of genuine Nigerians who reside in China. The purpose is purely for business. It is very unfortunate that the Chinese people have capitalized on the fact that we are seriously in need of doing business with them and so they always scam us.

Recently I was scammed about US$600 via a very popular Chinese website www.alibaba.com. This website I must tell you is full of Chinese criminals, and it appears to be the largest trade website followed by www.tradekeys.com.

Please fellow Nigerians let us build our house together so that we will no longer be laughed at by non Nigerians. Now is the time to change our destiny and reposition ourselves as the giants we need to be. Let us forget greediness and wickedness, let us be our 'brothers' keeper.'

Aloy.Emeka:
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@cap28
Am waiting for you to crack the pot I placed open and also help us refute it. You don't need to be mannered continue to insult others while claiming to be an 'intellect'.

As an 'intellect' may you continue in your one sided reasoning, research, etc.

I'm ready for your oblivion!

Some say that HIV is a 'conspiracy theory' or that it is 'man-made'. A recent survey carried out in the US for example, identified a significant number of African Americans who believe HIV was manufactured as part of a biological warfare programme, designed to wipe out large numbers of black and homosexual people.8 Many say this was done under the auspices of the US federal 'Special Cancer Virus Program' (SCVP), possibly with the help of the CIA. Linked in to this theory is the belief that the virus was spread (either deliberately or inadvertently) to thousands of people all over the world through the smallpox inoculation programme, or to gay men through Hepatitis B vaccine trials. While none of these theories can be definitively disproved, the evidence given to back them up is usually based upon supposition and speculation, and ignores the clear link between SIV and HIV or the fact that the virus has been identified in people as far back as 1959.


Additionally, Four of the earliest known instances of HIV infection are as follows:

1. A plasma sample taken in 1959 from an adult male living in what is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo.9
2. A lymph node sample taken in 1960 from an adult female, also from the Democratic Republic of the Congo.10
3. HIV found in tissue samples from an American teenager who died in St. Louis in 1969.11
4. HIV found in tissue samples from a Norwegian sailor who died around 1976.12

A 1998 analysis of the plasma sample from 1959 suggested that HIV-1 was introduced into humans around the 1940s or the early 1950s.13

In January 2000, the results of a new study14 suggested that the first case of HIV-1 infection occurred around 1931 in West Africa. This estimate (which had a 15 year margin of error) was based on a complex computer model of HIV's evolution.

However, a study in 200815 dated the origin of HIV to between 1884 and 1924, much earlier than previous estimates. The researchers compared the viral sequence from 1959 (the oldest known HIV-1 specimen) to the newly discovered sequence from 1960. They found a significant genetic difference between them, demonstrating diversification of HIV-1 occurred long before the AIDS pandemic was recognised.

The authors suggest a long history of the virus in Africa and call Kinshasa the “epicentre of the HIV/AIDS pandemic” in West Africa. They propose the early spread of HIV was concurrent with the development of colonial cities, in which crowding of people increased opportunities for transmission. If accurate, these findings imply that HIV existed before many scenarios (such as the OPV and conspiracy theories) suggest.

More info can be found here http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/basic/#origin and http://www.avert.org/origin-aids-hiv.htm

Beaf:
That is usually a measure of wackiness. Wacky fashion = wacky mind.

@cap or what I don't care whatever you think about me or believe about his dreaded disease HIV/AIDS. But I must not fail to tell you that you are the cause of your problems and no white anywhere.

I will encourage you to continue in your stumpy reasoning, simply allowing yourself to be deceived by whatever you may have been persuaded to believe.

[size=8pt][size=8pt]I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT! FULL STOP.[/size][/size]

The genocide in Rwanda, Burundi and even the killings in the Niger Delta are all "legalized genocide against africans". Better watch before your insult people.

When will Nigerians and blacks as a race wake from their slumber. Truly in the words of a former african leader "the black colour is beclouding our brains". May God almighty deliver us.

When we suffer for our mistakes and stubbornness we blame people. How many whites will engage in illicit sex unprotected the way a black man would do?

How many white men will be sick and refuse medical attention?

How many blacks will accept it when they are diagnosed of HIV/AIDS and not say it's a demonic attack?

The Black race have failed because we refuse to leave up to expectation even though science started with us. If only we shall wake up!

"All of a sudden he is going after her, like a bull that comes even to the slaughter, and just as if fettered for the discipline of a foolish man", Proverbs 7:22.

Yeye people plenty here oh!

Very soon we'll be seeing PORN videos here.

I truly thank GOD for the match well played. I praise the Tunisians for showing a never say die attitude, if they keep on playing like this they could play in the finals of the SA2010. I also appreciate the efforts of Amodu and CO. They issued instructions and wouldn't go to play in the pitch for us to gain victory.

With proper planning we will host the junior world cup with players who are really junior and monitor them as they grow in men to raise the Nigerian football to the level it is supposed to be.

We do not need weak men to continue wearing our jerseys again in the name of super eagles. Yesterdays game was a clear revelation that Nigerians are poor. Instead of facing the business of the day the players were already celebrating a money they have not finished working for. After all are they supposed to be paid excessive amount of money to qualify for a world cup?

Let square pegs be in square holes.

Please get me a respectful female dwarf, I'll decide to either to or not to share my love with them. Afterall they love being in companies of tall humans. I'm only 1inch less than 6ft. So someone should get me one, I'll use my height to cover up for her. LOL

ceebaby:
i am 19 years old. and i eally love him but i can't admit it to him.

My dear ceebaby,

Some men are very lose I must tell you that. And a persons love sometimes looks like the end of the road. I know it's not very easy. Though am a guy I've felt like you before and I know what it looks like. You can actually get a guy who will really love you and never ask you of sex until marriage and if for any reason he is carried away sometimes, I bet you when ever you remind him the oath, he will apologize to you.

So if you are sure that you don't sex before marriage, forget that guy. But if you love him more than your future then go back to him.

Take care friends.

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Dogs and Cats are noted for one thing. Cats and rats are noted for another. Struggling for useless supremacy. I need people who are more productive than ever.

Whomever they are we never care about them. They'll continue looking other peoples' own even when they claim they have. LOL

Silence they say is better than words. Henceforth

blacksta:
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