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Jokes EtcRe: Lets Play Ball! by ekeroyal(m): 8:23am On Jan 29, 2012
mikuz:
Eke,
now i know more about your religious background!
And what are you planning to do about it? Convert me?
https://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/13049/cheers.gif to otooro

For mikuz https://serve.mysmiley.net/fighting/fighting0029.gif
Jokes EtcRe: F***ing is Very Good For Ur Body! ;) by ekeroyal(m): 8:18am On Jan 29, 2012
Jokes EtcRe: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 7:50am On Jan 29, 2012
Jokes EtcRe: Learn How To Pluck Kokonut Here. (projan) by ekeroyal(m): 7:47am On Jan 29, 2012
https://serve.mysmiley.net/sign/sign0020.gif

DONkollione:
First of all u climb d tree n check 4 d ones dat are ripe,
then u shake dem to know weda it has water,
immediately after confirming u rush down d tree and pick stones, Aim first, then throw d stones at it grin . When u r thru plucking pls visit yaba left 4 check up. Thank you

grin grin
you forgot to mention that you need a ladder to climb or do you want to use a bmx bicycle? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 7:40am On Jan 29, 2012
the new bb nokia 5110s comes with a windows 7.5 mango OS but can also be formatted with windows 8. It depends on the kind of pin you want https://serve.mysmiley.net/cool/cool0012.gif
Jokes EtcRe: My Blackberry! by ekeroyal(m): 7:29am On Jan 29, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/grey%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EJobless otooro%5E_%5E.gif[/img]


https://serve.mysmiley.net/mad/mad0040.gif
Jokes EtcRe: Above by ekeroyal(m): 7:00am On Jan 29, 2012
sutoboy:
see the one below ur comment.thanks for bailing me out

so na u dey below?
Thumbs up for recognizing yourself, you're on your own bro grin
Jokes EtcRe: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by ekeroyal(m): 10:18pm On Jan 28, 2012
grin now I laughed, what next?

You don't even know your gender grin

Remark: Try harder or get expelled.
Jokes EtcRe: Hot! Fine Girls, Old Woman! by ekeroyal(m): 2:22pm On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Ewhere is the joke%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

Are you sure you're not the one?
Jokes EtcRe: Gender Fun by ekeroyal(m): 1:49pm On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EOtooro is sick%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

pls rush him to the nearest psychiatric clinic grin

then someone should tell us where he fits
Jokes EtcRe: Gender Fun by ekeroyal(m): 11:31am On Jan 28, 2012
Speakers(female) - they chatter alot grin
Jokes EtcRe: Above by ekeroyal(m): 11:24am On Jan 28, 2012
Jokes EtcRe: Akpors And Father by ekeroyal(m): 11:11am On Jan 28, 2012
nice one buddy
grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Gender Fun by ekeroyal(m): 10:51am On Jan 28, 2012
bra (male) - he can't do without bosoms grin
Jokes EtcRe: ewuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by ekeroyal(m): 10:46am On Jan 28, 2012
pls also do one for otooro
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.waiting pls
Jokes EtcRe: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 10:41am On Jan 28, 2012
old but still funny
grin
Jokes EtcRe: A Moral Lesson From Goat And Cow Fight by ekeroyal(m): 9:43am On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EThis is an advice%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Jokes EtcRe: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by ekeroyal(m): 9:33am On Jan 28, 2012
One from me, I guess it's a fund raising event for the mentally retarded we have here in NL, okie

Asylum
Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. "That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back."

But, the lunatics wouldn't relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says "OK! If you can answer a simple question I'll sign the pass." He turns to the first lunatic and says "What's three times three?" The lunatic starts counting on his fingers "3, 7, 19, 38?. Is it 128?"

The doctor shakes his head and turns to the next lunatic: "What's three times three?" The lunatic immediately shouts "WEDNESDAY!" The doctor, beginning to get disgusted turns to the last lunatic: What's three times three?"

The lunatic thinks for a moment and then asks for a pencil and a piece of paper. That provided, she writes for some time furiously, and finally looks up and says "Nine."

The doctor is amazed, but true to his word he begins filling out the pass. As he's writing he says "This is incredible, you've always been thoroughly insane. How'd you do it?" The lunatic responds, "Oh, it was easy I divided 128 by Wednesday!!!."
Jokes EtcRe: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by ekeroyal(m): 9:29am On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ETG Ben-10 is back%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

grin don't make me piss my pants pls
Jokes EtcRe: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 9:08am On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EAm Alone is suspect%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

grin
Jokes EtcRe: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 9:03am On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Ewhere is the joke%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Jokes EtcRe: Describe Otooro In One Word! by ekeroyal(m): 9:01am On Jan 28, 2012
Jokes EtcRe: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 8:47am On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/cyan%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E-1%5E_%5E2%5E_%5EBADT BOI%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

grin
thanks for that
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by ekeroyal(m): 8:35am On Jan 28, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/pink%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E-1%5E_%5E2%5E_%5EWETIN CONCERN OTOORO & AC%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Jokes EtcRe: De Price 4 Being An Arsenal Fan by ekeroyal(m): 8:24am On Jan 28, 2012
Jokes EtcRe: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 8:09am On Jan 28, 2012
Jokes EtcRe: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 8:08am On Jan 28, 2012
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Jokes EtcRe: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ekeroyal(m): 7:59am On Jan 28, 2012
lord.spiritual:
nobody sells boko haram forms .
Just visit their site www.applytobokoharam.org and download the form, tongue
I see, now we is calling on GEJ, Army, Police, Soldier, Officer, Arrester, Navy, Airforce, FBI, NYPD, Interpol, Laywer, Barister, Judge, Warden to come and strangulate a member of boko haram member, by their website they shall open their a$$. AH! am deading already grin
ode remo:
this is what i call a grt sence of humor.
abeg make i waka go borough of mushin go check my position for housing jare'
shocked you're a suspicion tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Foreign Language by ekeroyal(m): 6:12am On Jan 28, 2012
^^including u, coz crazy people flow together grin
Jokes EtcRe: Tight Skirt by ekeroyal(m): 5:27am On Jan 28, 2012
otooro:
@eke, u're such a pervert! grin

@bin gbagaun, have u ever done better! pharisee!!!!!!!!

grin
naughty otooro, pls repent and leave this things, join the islamic faith and serve almighty the way it should be ok?
Jokes EtcRe: ewuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by ekeroyal(m): 5:13am On Jan 28, 2012
I was thinking about Mikuz's personality too until I saw this grin
bin's the MAN wooohoOOOOOOO!! grin
Jokes EtcRe: De Price 4 Being An Arsenal Fan by ekeroyal(m): 4:52am On Jan 28, 2012
the joke's ok but when you start toying wit Arsenal, looks like u're playing with my canon. Pls change d title.

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