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Sisikill:
That's why he has to make sure he never gets put in the friendzone. It's possible to get out of the friendzone but HARD!

I get you, now that he's commited that misdeed, c'est fini
He has to be punished for it?
He'll be ur cinema buddy, nite txt mate, na wa ooh

Hannibal: Can't stand it. . . . Heroes?
Are u going soft or gone pop??  
Have u finished 24 and Dexter??

I'm on Season 5 on 24
Still haven't finished Season1 on Dexter . . . too ARGHH!!!

What's wrong wiv heroes?

KarmaMod:
I see what you mean but most times they do this because they know once you make it clear that you don't see them like that, they know you guys will stop being their friends 

That should be an easy risk to take, especially if he's really into the babe
Becoming her PA doesn't help one bit

@Hannibal
Are you watching Heroes?

KarmaMod:
eldee, are you saying a girl can't be merely friends with a dude or a dude can't be friends with a chic 

The "friend zone" guy is that guy because he's a great person, cool to hang out with, can discuss anything but the chic doesnt have any sexual feelings for the perons. No sexual chemistry, no sparks. Better off as friends

or should people be forcing relationships because it involves opposite sex?

Can you just check out the flippin video clip

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8749401442170075570

This is a case of, this guys head over heels, he's expressed himself, but he's been told his role is to be a bodyguard
And yeah, he's the perfect gentleman

Hannibal: Honestly, the friend zone is just sheer fuckery!!!
Sometimes it gets worse for the guy as the girl becomes a date shield.
She is showing no outward interest to the dude and still prevent him from dating other babes.

Exactly, apparently no chic wants to have a man that spends more time wive his 'friend'
It's just daft, and time consuming

@onyinye
That's why I told you to check out the video
This is about guys that ask you out, and stick-on like a pizza stain

@Hannibal
I like the comedian's description
'I think you're far too qualified for this job, we'll get a less qualified person'

@Sisikill
But the problem is, when he tries to move from the friendzone to the relationship zone

Pele o, shugbon mo ni lati bere,
Se oro okunrin ati okunri niyi?

Just click on the video link jare

Hannibal: Prolly waiting to hand-wash her undies.
Ma "chasing period" must be within 72 hours.
Anything more than that then i am walking off with me manly strut.

Hmmn . . .  it's a pity some guys can take so much shit
The worst ones are the ones that proudly come out to say 'We're good friends'
C'mon how do they see themselves in mirror?

@onyinye
Looking for two months??
Do they still manufactre those kind of guys?
See what that dude was saying in the video

@ib
This is not bout the waiting period
It's about those handbag guys that hang around

The bad thing is that yo guys keep saying 'he's a gentleman, he's this, he's that' and yet y'all keep him watching
Introducing him to your boyfriends as 'my friend'

Hannibal: Brilliant topic. . . . . .

Men like this are known as bodyguards in my postcode.
They are just there like figure heads but they rarely get to taste the pudding.
These men know about the the chic's affairs(ex-boy/fs, her period, her ovulation and the number of her undies).
Pathetic poofs. . . . . .

Moral of the story: If she ain't playing ball, a man should MOVE ON.

It's so freakin' hilarious, these guys can write autobiographies on the chics
They're there when she gets hit on, when she sees sum next guy for days, when he starts hitting her, when she breaks up

In ma endz . . . they're called 'meet my friend' guys
What's the point of standing by so long when you know she ain't giving you nuffin?

[flash=425,355]http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=8749401442170075570&hl=en&fs=true[/flash]

It's funny the way they tag on to the women like dovetail suits
In Will Smith's words ' the dumbest smart people ever'

You make her know you like her and she thinks it's more fun talking bout your cheating boyfriend
Like dude, do you freakin' know your role?
It's most def not to be in the friend zone

Women: Do you intentionally keep guys in this 'see but don't taste' zones

Guys: Do you think it makes sense to hang on after you've told her how you feel?
         What do you think can hold you down in this is-coming position?

I've only spent 7 years of my entire life in Naija eldee. I'd be careful if I were you.  

what's all bark, no bite in injecting someone? Only thing is that might be a problem is invoking the crocodile tears. I'll try my best.

It's not about where you live
Killing sumone is not as easy as you think it is
For a bloody civilian (excuse me french) like you, it'll take an extreme emotional overload to acheive that simple feat

Aight let's do it like this, you kill the person, I'll turn myself in for it, deal?

hahaha. .still the same ol same ol

the post is disappointingly short though.

Now eldeethis na one woman wey you suppose fear.

Hmmn . . .  me ke?
If you leave a lethal injection wiv her, she'll stab you without blinking
Not like these all talk women NL breeds every week

KarmaMod: all of that is a waste of time and easy to detect

Just inject him with an air bubble and he'll end up with a heartattack  

so simple.

or you can go the sloppy way and shoot him. you can always claim self defense

Why'm I not surprised, u're just the average NIGERIAN woman
All bark, no bite

Woulda been proper scared shit if that was coming from sum AA chic

syren: I throw away any "values" that conflict with my "morals" and infidelity is one of them

Where I come from it's not immoral to have two wives
If an african man then tries his best to blend with the norms here, he shouldn't be crucified

syren: Well if you live in africa then yeah but that's not where my mindset is. Lesson: don't advocate something you wouldn't have someone do to you. Period

I live in a country where it'll soon be a civil offence to say 'this job is a man's job'
But I won't throw away my values

syren: Sure that's what you hope she's doing, but with the tact women have, she'll be getting hers to. Then it'll be your turn to fast and pray that those kids are actually yours

We're still african you know
Our soceity can't stand cheating women

Most cheating women start lose all their friends
Even family members leave 'em

syren: Does that ever really happen, me thinks not, most of these men that cheat weren't exactly virgins when they got married were they? Like you said hormones always win.

They don't always win
But it's always a strong war, especially when other factors come in

onyinye: This is what im saying. For you to say that when i guy cheats, it is for adventure, shows a sign of weakness and heartlessness. If you want to adventure, Go. Leave. Bye Bye. no need staying in the relationship.

Easier said than done
If all men did that, we'll be having more man-haterz and fatherless kids everywhere

stillwater: Heaven? Try hell

I'm a CHILD OF GOD

CodeRed: Dont even bring your Bible into this,  If Sampson had kept his willy in his tilly, his ass wouldnt have gone out like that.
And please leave twats like Helen of Troy out of this too.
So because the majority of men cannot keep their 3rd hand where God intended it to be, that makes it right?
I plan on having me 2 little boys, who will grow up NOT thinking it's ok to sell themselves short. Even if I have to beat them everyday, they will grow up to be Gentlemen.

Sampson? nah, let's go Abraham
Father of Faithfuls

Hannibal:
You must be very intelligent!!!

Men have to explore the world around em. . . .
Man shall not live by BREAD alone. . . . .Why not rice, beans and shepherd's pie??
How do we know the best in the Beijing Olympics if we don't subject every country to a test??

Exactly my sentiments!!!
That's why I hate the 'every relationship must last forever' syndrome
How will I go to heaven and explain to Apostle Paul that I lived in the 21st Century and I've only been wiv one woman?

Thank you so much Hannibal for pointing that out. I forget with men there is no logic involved. Just his anatomy and his hormones. You are right men will be boys. Because REAL MEN don't allow their hormones to control their logic. REAL MEN think with their head on there necks, and not the one below the belt.

The realest men you'll ever think of had concubines and mistresses
Ever heard of Helen of Troy? See what hormones cause?
So Sango and other legends where not real men?
Please don't say what you're not sure of

syren: I don't care if he wants to explore, I really don't, Just make sure he tells me first so I can move on with my life and he can carry on his nonsense elsewhere, far away from me.

I'm going to hope and pray that all men don't think like you and eldee

As I said, I'm tasting errthing now so marriage will really be settling down
But I refuse to criticise men that can't resist temptation

As Debo said sumn last week
It's not like men are the mistresses

syren:
Your not making sense here   Will you die if you don't cheat on you partner, bad comparison my friend.   Again it was their choice, I can't believe people are advocating this, I hope you'll be this open to it if it ever happens to you.

I'm just saying different thing lead to different choices
What's important to me might not be important to you

Ade's reason for cheating might be stupid to you but that's what matters to him
That's why women will never understand, on Larry King live, I heard of a man that cheated to have the edge in his relationship

@CodeRed
I'm still waiting for the kiss ooh

@Stillwater
What can I say?
You lot will never understand . . . a man that grew up in a polygamous family has a higher tendency to cheat
That's what I mean when I say u have to step into our shoes to understand
I'm not going to cheat in marriage, but I can't blame anyone for doing it
I'm not facing what hes passing through

CodeRED:
Women see handsome men as well, but how come we arent ready to drop our thongs and shag their brains out?

On the issue of the kiss, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I am praying about it , Let me go remove my dentures, BRB

As I said, the average man has 60 times the testoterone level of women
It's not our fault . . . most male animals are made like that

And the kiss, there you go, tempting an innocent man
When my wife sees this she won't know I was asking just a blow-kiss

@syren
When you give the armed robber all your money, it's a choice too
C'mon he didn't take it himself, he only pointed the gun
And you decided that you valued your safety over money

Same with cheating too
You obeyed your hormones over you marriage
It's nature

syren:
I'm saying unless he was held at gunpoint he always has a choice. Depend which head is making that choice I guess  

Our choices are often affected by different reasons
Sometimes, the gun . . . which makes you choose to empty your pocket to a stranger

Or the fact that we have more than 60X the testosterone in women . . . that makes a man forget he's married when he sees a beautiful woman

If I were not already mad at you I would have "Kissed" you for saying this    .  WE all know y'all have been genetically wired to cheat. So as to avoid all the nonsensical excuses, like the food issue you just mentioned, women like me prefer not even getting worked up. Y'all aint worth the stress. I rather used you guys to lose some calories  

Mistresses are the ones who profit most. I remembered while I was in secondary school, my friend R came to school hungry all because his cheating dad spent all his cash on the mistress and her kids, while his were left to starve. Men!!

Mad at me . . . I'm still up for the kiss jare

syren:
Thank you

Nah . . . Every man has a 50/50 chance of being a cheat
The one that decides to is strongly motivated to by sumn he really loves/hates

I know a man that started cheating just because his wife forgot to leave food when he came from work
That's his own trigger, hunger

Outstrip:
This is just silly. How does he figure that all married women are fat or the other nonsensical things he wrote. No woman can snatch a man to start with because he is not a purse. He makes the choice to leave.

Sistawoman I so disagree with you. If you went out to hunt the man down like an animal to "get" him then don't get mad when he acts like an animal and humps anything he sees. Everybody is sweeter, nicer when they are courting. So what's up with the "too many women".

C'mon most women go through the ordeal are not exactly young and slim-cut either

@poster
I'm telling you, thumbs up for this post of yours, it's not every day we see perfect research work like this

Bringing us to see other woman is still human
I was telling Hannibal yesterday that a cheating woman has enough intelligence and tact to build a spaceship
This just supported my view . . .

Wordsmith:
@ eldee,

i'm game.

Oi . . . I need to set the time, when're you gon be up for it?

@topic
She might not be cheating, it's a tough call

@Hannibal
C'mon, if we were to live without women, Noah and his three sons woulda left their wives in the rain
But how would they go a whole forty days without shagging

onyinye: Mayne eldee  i was agreeing with you finally with those first two lines you wrote, but then you let the dog out you to control your logic.

You don't seem to understand me
I don't give an eff if you agree wiv me, it's the simple truth

Is it all of them? I know you find it hard to believe but virgins do still exist, so do divorcees and widows who don't "shag".

Can we look at the bigger picture please. Let's not give sex priority, Like eldee said in his unique way   everyone needs a partner. Women are not just for procreation afterall you don't have the child and then toss the woman to the side and decide to raise it on your own do you? she's there to help in all areas of your life and same goes for the man.

Do we need women? hell yeah!!
But what do we REALLY need 'em for?
That's the million pound question

@Hannibal
How dare you say we don't need women??
C'mon, every man needs WOM[b]EN[/b]

We'll always need a SURROGATE
And we need MATES too, lions have lionesses, dogs have bitches
Our testosterone needs to be satisfied jare

After that, then the PS3, then Arsenal, and Nas

Hannibal:
@ Eldee,

No chance. . . . . .Ferguson will not squander 20 million pounds on a pensioner like Henry.
The media have started with their useless postulations again. . . .Fergie is buying a young striker.
Expect David Silva, Huntelaar or Adebayor(if he's really 24).

Henry's no pensioner, he's just injured

Adebayor's going no where, he's not Klose that signs a contract and leaves the next day

@HNIC
I think that's exactly what's happening
And Fergie fuelled the rumours by announcing that he'll get a surprise buy

@HNIC and A-40
Abeg leave Jackal jare
Did y'all hear that the surprise striker Fergie was talking about last week could be Henry

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/2533856/Manchester-United-linked-with-Thierry-Henry-bid---Football.html

Hannibal:
The key here is keeping Berbatov happy at White Hart Lane.
I wish Ferguson buys Huntelaar this week. . . . . .That would rule out Berbatov and he will settle down.
Juande Ramos whupped a strong Chelsea team in the Carling Cup final. . . . Lets give it to him, he is a genius.

Beating Chelsea? Aston Villa beat Chelsea, if he cannot consistently win 5 games, he's not reaching anywhere
I'm sure he'll keep complaining bout errthing, like he always does

One Berbatov cannot put them there, hell Robbie Keane's not even there any more
They're just ur average EPL team, let's hope Everton doesn't beat 'em to the last UEFA Cup space

Hannibal:
They have brought in quality players. . . . .Better than the muppets Wenger bought.
Besides, Ramos didn't start the season with SPURS last season. . . .It was Martin Jol.
Furthermore, didn't he whup Wenger's behind in Sevilla and WHL(Carling Cup) last season?
Ramos is master tactician. . . . . .If he can keep Berbatov, Spurs would finish above Arsenal.

He's brought his own team now, let's see what he'll do
They, like Man City still have that UEFA Cup mentality it takes years to shake off

They'll still lose to the Wigans, they'll definitely not beat us on Emirates
They'll still take a full team to the Carling Cup, that's the difference

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=46727.msg2636990#msg2636990 date=1218389320]I guess you'll call lawyers idiots too.
lmao!!
Arguing is different inquires being viewed. Only way to find the truth[/quote]When a view are deliberately daft, and someone chooses to support it
There . . . you got you idiot

@topic
What if we don't want to?

Erm . . . definitely the face
You cant easily force her to work on the body