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vichel:
we have porto, fenerbache

Thank goodness . . .
I'm happy we escaped Zenith St Petersburg

Now how'll we escape Athletico Madrid??

Missy B:
Whorra kwesion!!
sighs

I taya oooh

I swear NLers are funny
You create a new thread and it goes like

Yongeze:
Should A Woman Love Her Man More Than God

Discuss

papadenzel:
Honorable minister, hope u'll remain honorable o!!!!if sumtin bad happens, hen!!!!!!!u'D beta b diplomatic and keep mum , 2 b on d safe side, u know how these things work,

It's his job to get information from the source on issues that could affect National Security . . . _{and yeah, the President's health is essential to your safety}
He said it clearly that he just called the President's entourage and everything was perfectly alright
You can't know better than the Minister of Information

SeanT21:
Very Sad indeed.

Very sad Forget Phelps, they were the greatest olympians in Beijing
Tell me which other athletes represented the true spirt of the olympics??
Is it not about determination and dignity 'I had many phone calls threatening me, that if I didn’t stop running, I would get killed'
C'mon, they went to the games even when their leaders didn't want them to, they had a stadium cheering them

They trained in stadiums that had not tracks, they had soldiers breathing down their necks and still they united a nation for 32 secs.

davidylan:
Never underestimate the value of reading with friends even if they don't measure up to you. The sometimes seemingly stupid questions they ask may be the trigger to make you go back and study something you must have missed.

WORD!!! Sumone once told me that helping other people makes you know how shameful it'll look when you fall
You can't imagine how painful it is to do a 50% when that guy you helped gets 70%
Reading wiv friends gives you this unconscious psychological push that helps

@ima1
I think you're missing the point, you need to see ife-eco's post on planning
It's not about screaming 'I'm smarter than Einstein' . . . it's about being REAL with yourself
It's asking yourself, 'Am I an genius?', 'If I don't study at all, what GP can I hit?', 'How much effort do I need to put in to be the best'
In business management it's called a SWOT analysis

And to those screaming Einstein flunked exams, I think you've been reading too much from Stephen Covey
He was already releasing works at 15. Do not be deceived, geniuses exist
When Einstein 'failed' university entrance exams, he had not even finished high school then and he still got excellent Maths and Physics grades

That leads me to one important point, always do what you really enjoy
I once told my lecturers that if he introduced Arsenalogy as a course in my sandwich, I'll promise him 80%
It's much easier to work harder at what you like than sumn you manage, the same effort will yeild different results
In other words 'Study Arsenalogy and you'll never feel like you went to school all your life'

Hannibal:
@ Eldee,

Whhat about Boxing?
I saw Ali humiliated George Foreman in the "Rumble in the Jungle".
They hugged after Ali knocked the big guy out.
There are many games people whack themselves and get on with it.

Boxing is not sumn you do every other week
I watched London Irish Vs Toulouse at Twickenham, about four Toulouse players were being treated for injuries, the game was still going on
It's like one of 'em Battles of Troy, any man that falls doesn't stop the game, he knows the team still has to win, that's sportsmanship

The good thing about Rugby is that these guys will do anything for the team
One man speeds like he's the only one in the team, yet the whole team fights like they're just that one man

And they know they'll still come back to do it next two weeks

@Doyin
How bout next Six Nations, drinks on me . . . tickets on you

@doyin
It's Rugby all the way
From the full-backs to the forwards, tell me how you can escape without being active
It's hit or be hit

What other sport do you bash people all through the game and at the end you shake hands like nuffin happened
It's not only a true test of Athleticism, it's a true test of sportsmanship

izeek:
i had better get to work , because the one on mah rader has been on nland since 2004.
so i better start making threads like who loves eba,
do u wear boxers?
and does your car have tyres?
if am going to ever ctach up.

Hmmn . . . with all this your coded language, hope it's not Mukina you're talking about ooh
Hmmn . . . I have only 13,000 posts to go, catch me if you can

@OP
This your style's is next-level oooh
Chei . . . infact i know who I'm going for next: MUKINA!!!

Gunners spew crap?? nah . . . check out Debosky's prediction

debosky: predictions?

most of the new buys will flop in their first season: Ask Chelski

forgotten players will come back into the limelight: Flamini, Hleb, Vidic, etc

Arsenal will be resurgent, but will fall short of the title, maybe winning the FA cup: C'mon!!

Man Utd will retain the premiership

Chuckdee4

chuckdee4: Most Arsenal flops to start producing in the absence of henry (Adebayor, Hleb)
Chelsea to suffer from a sickness of too many starts
Robben will get fed up with life on the Chelsea bench
Torres will go the way of Morientes
United to regain title
Top goal scorer to go to RVP if he stays injury free
Arsenal to have the most goal scorers (As in more team mates scoring)
Sunderland, Wigan, Fulham and Derby to get engaged in the relegation dog fight

Now tell me who's not on point

@Hannibal
C'mon everyone knew it was a 50-50 . . . Man Utd or Chelsea
With all 'em buys, it became 75-25 . . . not to talk of the scare when everyone thought Maureen was going

C'mon you said Maureen would leave to Madrid?? Damn!!! more like LIESTRADAMUS
Infact you should be prosecuted for those fake predictions

Jackal:
Man Utd
Retains the Premiership title and the FA cup.
Crashes out of UEFA champions league in the Finals to Barcelona.
Wayne Rooney injures his metatarsal yet again.
Ronaldo retains Barclays player of the year and wins the golden boot.
Tevez and Anderson breaks into the 1st team as Giggs and Carrick goes on long term injury.

Chelsea
Mourinho gets frustrated and leaves for Real Madrid.
Chelsea retains the Carling cup.
Jose fined for trying to tap Cristiano Ronaldo.
Chelsea loses to an under-dog team on matchday 5.
Mikel Obi had a spat with Michael Ballack which led to Ballack's departure to AC Milan.
Joe Cole tests positive for anabolic steroids and was banned.
Ideye and Bala Ezekiel joins Chelsea in January transfer window.
Mourinho also considers signing RASHEED YEKINI but the deal was squashed by Roman Abrahamovic.

Liverpool
Fernando Torres becomes 2nd highest goal scorer in the Premiership.
Stevie Gerrard sustains a back injury ruling him out for 6 months.
Sergio Ramos joins Liverpool on loan in January.
Liverpool crashes out to Man Utd in UEFA champions league S/finals.
Liverpool draws Chelsea at home and snatches a rare away victory in the Premiership fixture.

Arsenal
Emmanuel Adebayor becomes the highest goal scorer at Arsenal.
Gallas had a spat with Wenger leading to his departure to PSG in France.
Ribery joins Arsenal in January transfer window.
Arsenal suffers a defeat in the hands of Spurs @ White Hart Lane.
Arsene Wenger defeats Chelsea for the 1st time since Jose Mourinho's arrival in the Premiership.

Tottenham
Berbatov suffers a fracture and was out for 3 months.
Martin Jol signs Eidur Gudjohnsen in January transfer window.
Salomon Kalou also moves to Spurs in January.
Tottenham reaches Q-finals of UEFA cup.
Chimbonda scores a winning goal to defeat Arsenal at white hart lane.

Newcastle
Michael Owen scores 3 successive hatricks in the Premiership.
Obafemi Martins leads Newcastle to win the UEFA cup final.
Sam Allardyce signs Diouf and Faye to Newcastle in January.
Damien Duff scores 15 goals in the league.
Diouf spits in Rooney's face and Wayne retaliated aand the 2 of em were red-carded.

Man City.
Sven Eriksson breathes life into Man City as they win the 1st 3 matches.
Man City signs 3 Italian players in January transfer window.
Eriksson and Jose Mourinho trade cusses on the touchline in a feisty match.
Mourinho brands Eriksson a paedophile while Eriksson calls Jose a nicompoop.
Eriksson signs Freddy Adu in January.
Man City draws United at the Manchester derby at Old Trafford.

Relegation
Derby, Wigan and Fulham relegates.

This predictions are flawed
Just check out all those lines I highlighted
Nothing could be further from the truth . . . error-ridden all through

@folahann
We need as many expericed players as we can get
Even if it means bringing Pires back from Spain, I don't care
Eboue is just learning to play a new position, we need to give him a lil more time
Afterall it's not as if we have any other option, Theo never starts well, Rosicky's always injured, Vela's still spanish

@A-40
I still think he'll make a good backup RMF when Rosicky comes back
We only need to give him time to adjust, speed is an easy thing, finishing is what he'll need to improve
Brady and the rest need to remind him that the ball moves faster than any player, he seems to have forgotten how to cross
Having a converted defender as our RMF can be the best deal we ever made

@A-40
He plays for Udinese, consistent for three seasons now
He's only 21, he's already been made their captain, you know those smart moves clubs make to hold on to players

The thing is AW offered 10mil for him, which was easily rejected
Milan, Inter amongst others have been keeping their scouts on him
I just hope AW pressures him enough to come, we'll need sumone to remind Gallas that he's replaceable
The 17mil price tag Udinese placed on him is not helping at all

About Eboue, I'm not sure but I think I saw him play RMF in 2006 ACN
I still think he can improve and buy our hearts in a new position, remember Flamini

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2687395#msg2687395 date=1219329156]I don't really care about his wages Arsene will not pay 8mill for a 31 year old injury-prone defender thats all i know maybe 3 to 4 mill but definitely not 8

@eldee
By the way who is the Zapata dude? i still expect Arsene to make one more signing i have no clue who it would be though as Arsene seems to love keeping us in suspense

Mofo E actually plays at RB for Cote D Ivoire[/quote]Zapata?? C'mon, if AW values a defender at 12mil, you should know how good he is
21 year old, but with three years of experience as a UEFA Cup team regular

Will Arsene buy another player?? Definitely
Will he buy a first team player ?? Now that's the question
Now that Alex Song has shown promise in the Olympics, I'm sure he'll go for another Nordtveit we'll get this time

@eldee
I am waiting to see Dr Kit and debosky's reaction because for now me thinks Arsene has lost his mind and bumped his head on something its not his age or even the fact that he is a Scummy that irks me its the fact that he is too damn injury-prone

Hehehe . . . Dr Kit's reaction will be a classic
I've seen him dissing Silvestre countless times, to watch Debo having to call him Mikael now will be funny
Anyways, Gallas adapted . . . let's see what happens

Hannibal:
Eldee, apply your corporate skills for once. . . . .
Silvestre earns 80K per week(this may include add-ons, bonuses if he wins titles et al)
Now, even if he takes 50k per week. . . . .his contract still stands at 2.5 million per year. . . .
Tell me how Arsenal would sign him for 375K per year resulting in 6k per week. . . . Are u guys smoking woolies??
Do u believe in your heart of hearts that a Man Utd player would earn 6k per week in England??

He earns 50K basic salary . . . he barely plays when Evra's fit, so no match bonuses
He's 31, injury prone and to slow to be a wing back, that decreases his value
He's not played five consecutive matches for a whole season, that takes a huge slice out of his transfer fee
Next year, Man Utd won't have even been able to get one pound from selling him
To me, the 750K fee is even too high for him . . .
Even if he stayed at Man Utd, do you think he'll get a 50K a week contract come next season??
Come on, this was a good deal for Fergie

Hannibal:
Gaynners are making one huge mistake thinking Silvestre is a shyte player.
Granted, he was a bench player at Man Utd but who wouldn't be in a defence that has Rio, Vidic and Evra??
Pray, would Gallas/Toure condemn Ferdinand or Vidic to the bench if they play for Man Utd?? Hell Nahhhhhhhhhh
The fact that a player is on the bench at Man Utd does not mean he is crap. . . . Team quality is the key.
You actually got a very good player cheaply. . . . .Appreciate what Wenger has done. . . It is anutha stroke of brilliance from LE PROF.

He's not crap because he's being benched in Man Utd . . . he's crap because he's injured even on the bench
Right now, an injury prone player is not what we need, the physios have too much on their hands
Come on, Van Persie, Rosicky, Eduardo, and now Silvestre . . . nah

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2686975#msg2686975 date=1219324142]Yeah thats another point he is too damn injury-prone and we have more than our fair-share of those kind of players[/quote]I mean one week we're bidding for a 21 year old, experienced Zapata, I sleep and wake up and we have a 30 year old injury-prone player
It's simply hilarious, what else would make Man Utd sell a loyal backup player for 750,000 if not that he's injury prone
Remember it's this same Le Scum that refused to sell Heinze to Liverpool for five mil, now they're throwing Silvestre at once
Let's just hope he really passed the medicals

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2687121#msg2687121 date=1219325850]Mofo E is actually listed as a midfielder this Arsene must have gone loco[/quote]I believe we really need to give Eboue time
He plays up front in CIV, one more season as a RMF and we'll know if he can really improve
AW won't be spending so much time on one player if he's not seen sumn good in him

Hannibal:
700K pounds for Silvestre?? You gotta be shitting me!!!

Ferguson will not sell any member of his senior team for 700K pounds.
Mikael earns 80K a week at Man Utd with one year left on his contract so how did u arrive at 700K pounds.
Any club buying him will have to cover up his wages because SILVESTRE didn't throw in a TRANSFER REQUEST.
Mikael cannot be less than 6 million pounds so disregard all those media reports.

Actually, he was earning 50K, and he was about to be sold to Sunderland
C'mon, you expected Sunderland to spend 6mil on a player that will be a free agent in 365 days from now??

750K is really high for any injury prone backup player, Ferguson gained more from the deal

vicade:
Where else can you find a defender who has all of the following

1. Nine years premier league experience with a Top 4 club
2. Can play anywhere acrross the Defence except right back
3. Does not mind warming the bench
4. Actually cost £750,000 acording to all the newspaper reports i have read

I agree with you on all the points you listed, but I still have one problem with Mikael
He's injury prone. He spends more time rolling on the ground than he does playing football
We're still here praying for Van Persie and Rosicky to play three games in a row, now we have Mikael Silvestre

It's so obvious that he's coming as a backup player, but what happens when we need him and he's injured??

I kinda like the fact that he's French

@tkb
The press says he's been sold to cut costs in your wage budget
Apparently, with so many over hundred pounds earners in your team, Silvestre's 50,000 is too much for a backup player

@edosioo
I'm sorry but piracy is not allowed on this forum
We've been receiving complaints from a few people bout how piracy thrives on Nairaland

Hannibal:
Pumbaa doesn't know who Messi is. . . . .
Leo Messi is better than all the Nigerian strikers cloned together.
He can single-handedly ruin Nigeria without any assistance. . . . Just give him the ball and watch him rip Nigeria's defence into shreds.
Pumbaa should stick to her kick-boxing and spandex.

She's here feeling among . . . infact, who says 'offense' in football, she thinks it's NFL
Saying Nigeria has 'offense advantage', how can you play against Messi-Riquelme and talk about an attacking advantage?

I've been trying to explain to her that this one's not kickboxing or volleyball

onyinye2:
There is no doubt that Argentina has a step head before Nigeria when it comes to Defense. There is no doubt about that. But Nigeria has an advantage on offense because i have studied the Argentina's goalie and his reflex time is quite slow. So Nigeria could really use that as an advantage. . . . if they can get to the goal by bypassing their strong defense team. I still give it to Nigeria to do us proud and bring home the medal to its rightful home.

LMAO!!! What the eff are you saying mademoiselle??
C'mon from your post it's easy to see that you know next to nothing bout erm . . . soccer

Nigeria has an advantage on offense?? Do you know who Lionel Messi is?? ?? ??
See, just stick to your kickboxing or what's that thing you do sef?
Football is most def not your thing

@OP
Please tell me you'll not do this 38 times this season?? ?? ??

Too Much: Dj Jimmy Jatt Ft Blaise, Sasha,Kemistry, Bouquie

Like Kemistry said, these chics are Naija's best kept secret.
Damn!!!

Blaise:
I never play hard, I play smart
You sure know aces aint ma best card

You could be the king, I be the joker
Yea one move from me 'n game over

Sasha
Like magnates, man I own the stage
Turn your back on me, I become the lady of rage

How did Kemistry learn to go metaphorical like this??

Material girl??so what, call me Madonna/
Intellectual girl, about to be the 8th wonder/

Hmmn . . . that Bouqie sef, she's sumn else

Ain't nothing to be ashamed of, I schooled your teacher/

And the video . . . my dayzz
That Sasha's dropping her cds when she said /more albums to drop/
It was creative jare

When's the trial date?? ?? ??
These chics just murdered the track . . .

@Hannibal
Nah . . . It wasn't wind-aided
The wind-speed was 1.7m/s, that's +/- 0.00 the legal wind velocity

Let's just hope banned substance people find this new drug quickly
Not when he's retired then they'll start telling us crap

Hannibal:
@ Eldee,

NLers and their misinformation.
The Nigerians staying in England alone would fill the Emirates stadium week in week out(never mind other nationalities).
On the opening day of the Premiership. . . . All the stadia are SOLD OUT(that's no brainer).

It was hilarious abeg, nowadays anything will sell out
You live in London, you've seen Arsenal train, don't you see the number of people that come to take authographs?
The crowd left outside on matchday is enough to fill a new Emirates

Hannibal:
Anyways, Arsenal were not convincing today.
West Brom were unlucky not to have scored. . . . Djourou cleared off the line.
Gallas was furious(i still cannot understand what he was foaming in the mouth for)
Walcott should be told he is not HENRY yet. . . . .When he gets the ball, he should pass instead of running with it like a shepherd dog.

AW said it's because of our UCL qualifier

Nah . . . there's a reason Djourou was there in the first place
Ashley Cole has cleared more line balls than any player I know, but it's his job

Tell me you look at Walcott and you don't see a Henry in three years time?
I think he's just way too fast for the remaining strikers, it gets hard for him to square-play

@Vicade
You're forgetting Walcott, he was a pain in the butt to their wings
He's mastered how to pick up a constant speed now, it's better, at least Ade can now calculate his pace
He's going to be a real gem for us

I wonder what a West Brom player had to do to get a yellow
I was praying for the match to end, as in, I'm not ready to see VanP out for three months now

ASL33:
Arse fans are no longer fools, thats why the stadium is half empty

Please, in future try to watch matches on HD before coming to this thread
How will you say Emirates is half empty??

How will you call 60,071 in Emirates half empty?
Do you know how many people will pay to watch Arsenal train?

The season has not fully started and you twats are here with your fuckeries

WORDSMITH

THE EULOGY. . .


See, i stays grounded like roadblocks/
on toppa that, the show stops when i blow hot/
metas? Lol, only time u +Worked at a Punch+ is when u give blowjobs/
why rush for a bloodbath when your guts i'm spilling it/
your rhymes are like coma patients, son, i ain't feeling it/
flip sick verses and watch the crowd cheer [chair] like tables/
trick, i'm the truth, u's nothing but a made up fable/
The Warcraft? Yeah, i know my role and your's is on em poles/
you see ho, u swing low, then finally dip low on a Love Machine/
similar to prank calls, i called your bluff off/
cremated u to sawdust//get used to a fuse when u get plugged off/
trick, this ain't some english-speaking contest/
more like a d!€k drillin, in your chick seed spillin slugfest/
get a cue like an 8 ball, why resist when u done deceased?/
last but not the least. . . u're the last and much the least/
this Bleep's dismissedthat's what u get when u war wit 'Smith/

HANNIBAL

Hannisis Chapter One. . . .

Lemme start this off by completely pulling off WordSmith's gruff
This ain't no bluff so stop jerking off about 1st round because enough is enough.
The satanic lyrics i spew, float with the buoyancy of a boat
With the potency of a black mamba's bite on your throat.
I am Nairaland's undisputed 1st class spitter
Painting graphic pictures with words for intelligent listeners.
Wordsmith's begging for a time-out because his life is being timed out
The side effects of battling Hannibal would make u gassed out.
Symptoms include pinkeye, nausea and drymouth
The antidote is concentrating on what ma poetry is really about.
This ain't no contest because i am getting your ass gashed
Practisin subliminal lyrical witchcraft on your ranting bitch-ass
Fucking with me, you'll catch a free plane trip to the morgue
Leave your fibres shunted like a malfunctioning cyborg.
Wordsmith, your rhymes are average, u need nordic track to boost your lyrical leverage
Vintage rhythmic high intensity of a Taliban bomb carnage makes me a fucking savage.

These are the verses from both netcees

-All votes should be based on these lines
-You must analyze your vote for it to be counted

I ain't fazin no one amazin, it's just A-40

1. Illest punchliners - Wordsmith, Alexpissu, Tianshe
2. Metaphor Champ - Rapsody, Alexpissu, Shaz
3. Illest Rhymer - Hannibal, Mailmalc, Rapsody
4. Most Consistent - Shaz, Menike, Wordsmith
5. King/Kwin of Bodega - Wordsmith, Po-Deep, Hannibal
6. Most Improved - Makavele, Alexpissu, Mailmalc
7. Most Creative - Rapsody(Gospel Rap Thread), Shaz (Blackbrood Awardz), Chiogo (rap Retrospective)
8. Poet Generale - Rapsody, Shaz, I-Shine
9. Most educative - Chiogo (Rap Retrospective), Shaz (Ask for feed), Rapsody(Nairaland Emcees: My Perspective)