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Erm . . . you need to get a new dictionary then
I'll reckon u've not seen Oxford Advanced Learners

@Hannibal
C'mon this is off-form Adriano and extremely sloppy Zlatan
We still have the quality strikers around

I'm telling you, Hunter's not leaving Ajax
He's not worth 20mil

Hmmn . . . Hull's not enough na, try Bristol Rovers

@Hannibal
The screams from the fans even slowed down the counter-attack
Nicklas stopped going back from that moment

Zlatan's just been too playful
He'll soon learn that it's Maureen he's playing for
I remember when he put in Joe Cole as a sub and removed him after 20 minutes

Overall Muntari's the best player on the pitch now
Seems like Maureen has found his new Deco

@folahan
Nah . . . was just talking bout how stressed they were before Le Prof decided to make a change

Inter's a goal up, Zlatan has had two perfect chances now
Three more and they get the trophy

@Hannibal
Erm . . . you've forgotten what happened the last time we met
He was feeding Kanoute easily, he knows his job and he does it easily

We kept changing LBs and they kept looking stupid
Even when Bendtner went to meet him, he got nutmegged

Nah . . . Inter won't beat Ajax 4-0 in Amsterdan

@folahan
Emphasis on 80th minute subs

I just have to admit that our boys were totally outplayed during the latter part of the match.

Those boys were just looking like. . .   lucky Arsenal didn't concede more than 1 goal

With 15mins to go, they were not only tired but also without a leader
Average age of 19 years, Wenger was pushing them by not making any change

Hannibal: Wenger might buy Navas . . . .He is deadlier than Ronaldo on the wings.
His take and cruise control on the touchline is magnificent.
Boy-o-boy. . . . . If Sevilla had Torres upfront. . . .Arsenal woulda conceded 20 goals.

That guy is deadly, he knew his job and he kept doing it
Beating the LB and putting a cross in, leaving the job to the strikers
That's my perfect winger

Hannibal: Fabianski?? Fabianski?? Fabianski??
He has just pushed his wages to 200K per week with that performance.
The last time i saw an outstanding performance from a goalie was Cech's performance at Nou Camp in 2005. . . .
10 man Chelsea versus a very hungry Barca side.

It might just be like last year, a smooth steal by the second-choice
But I still insist, it's just one match, and he still has many years ahead of him, he can't be firstchoice now

Mourinho said he learnt Italian in Milan's dialect in three weeks
What can't that dude do?

@Hannibal
He's been wonderful, especially his confidence
He makes Jesus Navas and 'em other ones look ordinary

Nah . . . he can't bench Almunia, form is temporary

And these defenders sef, it's like training . . . letting Chevanton nutmeg everyone

If we survive this pressure, Fabianski takes my MOTM
He's catching every ball in Amsterdan now

Randall and Emmanuel-Thomas have seen better days

Hannibal:
Goal!!!
What a goal from Carlos Vela.
Just 3 mins and goal?? This is serious.

I think he should be concentrating more on improving his pace
He won't shrug off EPL defenders like that

But still a good goal . . . anyone that will take AW's mind off Eboue is aight wiv me jare

MKO Abiola, Ojukwu, Tafawa Balewa, IBB. . . . . .Are these ones illiterates or stupid??
You got alot to learn, Stilly.

Add all our forefathers before 1914 . . . or I'll cry BLUE MURDER too

stillwater: She had the guts to shoot? Why didn't she use that same guts to simply walk out of the relationship?

You're a genius!!!
Have you ever considered a career as a DA

Dr Kitaun: no wonder I have to share Toyinrayo with so many others

Hope your so many others does not include J-girl
Hmmn . . .  me sef go commit for here

Hannibal: Of course, when it comes to matters of the heart they are the weaker sex.
When it comes to jobs and money issues, they want sex equality.
Women are serpents. . . . . . Kill a woman before u kill a black mamba. . . .(thats ma advice for u tonight).

I couldn't belive it when Metro said women now earn more than men on the same position cus of their recently reviewed wages
I still don't know why they're so good at acting like the abused

Every woman deserves an Oscar

Who said you are single? You must be on crack. You're with Anita jare! I have her number. I'm calling her right now!
You deprived playa

Shussh man . . . Anita ko
Call her na, as I told you, it's a cocktail

Hannibal: @ Eldee,

Don't mind these women. . . . .
90% of em want to be MEN to enjoy what we have.
Men are cheatz, men are dogs but the $64 million question is who are these men cheating with?? WOMEN!!!!

A woman sleeping with a married man is more guilty than the married man.
Some women deliberately hunt down married men with seduction and sometimes jazz to GET OFF.
Are we supposed to believe Monica Lewinsky never knew Clinton was married before she fellated on him??
Things WOMEN do. . . . . .

That's one question the world cannot answer
These same women are the ones that assist the men

We now hear of women robbing their sisters of their husbands
Just look at Brad Pitt, did AJ not know how married the dude was before she got him smitten

The funny part is, women are so good at playing the victims

Do you all see this?
Helen oshi wo?
Street cred is absolute crap. El, don't let me catch you there. I have your girlfriend's number on speed dial.

Street cred is everything
There's a reason why my marital status says SINGLE!!! not caged
I don't still believe it's possible to cheat before marriage, it's like tasting different foods at a buffet

@Eldee, go to Bible Study, You need it son

I got a letter from the Vatican
They apologised for mistakenly depriving me of sainthood

[quote author=J-girl]Men don't cheat because of that all the time. Most of them cheat for pure fun which makes me even more SICK. Men need to understand that it's not all about sex. They need to know that there are other things besides sex that can encourage one to cheat. Women are emotionally inclined. It's a lot harder for them to cheat out of fun.[/quote]Who told you it's for fun?
Nah . . . street cred is a serious business

And you said women don't cheat?
C'mon since Helen of Troy to modern day J-girl

Hannibal: Is that a deliberate error??
That should read. . . . . .In some remote places like Ilesha. Grin Cheesy
Modify before i scream BLUE MURDER.

Hehehe . . . no need to state the obvious fact

@j-girl
You!!!
Let this match end before I think of what to say

i still believe that Nigeria is among the fastest society that evolves with little time and monogamy seems to be outsourcing polygamy today. With that notion, it means that in 10 years time, southern Nigeria  will more or less reinstate the efficacy of monogamous relations

Erm . . . I don't think you can use Lagos, Abuja and bout three other big cities to describe Nigeria
In some places like Ijesha, having only one wife places you lower than a Nigerian that cannot afford to live comfortably

DeepZone: Over my dead body, i use it and tend to use it well.

The feeling is mutual

@Topic
What can I say? It's naija
I once had a friend who's already decided that he could marry any woman from any race, as in Asian, Causcasian, South African, but he was definitely never have anything to do with an OSU
I asked what OSU meant, turned out he was talking bout a sect of Igbo people

And after that, you give each other hickeys and go home arm in arm, abi?

Hehehe . . . funny
You'll never pass any chance to take a swipe at the Legendary

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl]As long as it is justice.
So you're saying that she should have killed him while he was awake?
Potato potata, he was still going to get killed anywaz.[/quote]She should have killed him when he was attacking . . . c'est fini
_{Haba . . . I'm nodding off already}

Deepzone: Funmi claps for Eldee, His prayers has been answered.

Nah . . . I don't stay in Naija
But it's pretty much the same here too, we discuss shagging conquests on pool tables and during premiership matches

[quote author=$$Rhino on Today at 08:09:20 PM]Deepzone, you are a real case oh[/quote]I swear

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl]No, she should not be punished.
The man deserved it! If he hadn't brutally abused her, then she woudn't have done what she did.[/quote]What you just described now is not self defence, it's JUNGLE JUSTICE

[quote Ruby_Pearl]Yes, I don't think am perfect.
But that's not the reason why I think she should go free.
Not because she's not perfect either, but because the murder was the cause of the "murderess" trying to protect herself. [quote][/quote]How many times do I need to scream that you can't protect yourself against someone that's not attacking you at the moment

Deepzone: Oooh yeaaah; if you cannot keep your legs together as a woman, you'll be disgraced. This show may even turn out to help good Naija men better than hurting them because they'll have the opportunity to know how faithful their wife is.

You don't get it, BBA has been banned in Nigerian
Sex is a grey-area in TV coverage, extra-marital affairs? that's a sacred cow
In a country where Senators pick up girls in UNILAG, Cheaters will be as fruitless as Crime-fighters

Pointless.
The whole Idea behind Cheaters is to entertain the audience and not to correct moral compass. I wont be surprised to find out that some of the so called cheaters are casted and paid to make an appearance. Furthermore, the show is making little, if any impact on the American society.
Introducing a show for the reason you have suggested will be a total waste of time

TOUCHE!!!!

Deepzone: Sometimes you try so hard to ignore people because of their myopia but they keep standing in front of your face just to be noticed. Anybody that read through page one would've seen where i acknowledged that cheating is a two way thing but men are neck deep into it more than women.

Guess your TV show will have to have a female spin-off too
Nah . . . don't worry, there's SHARIA

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl]Not everyone is perfect.
Same goes to a robber that knows he'll be bankrupt later, but instead of getting a job, he spends like he don't care.
Humans are not the exact example of Perfection, sometimes they don't think before they act. sad, isn't it?[/quote]AHA!!! So the poverty-stricken robber should be punished
The fraudulent senator should be punished
But the cold-blooded murderer shouldn't. Why? Because Toyin thinks she's not perfect!!

You're free to think it as baseless, even acidless.
You're giving me your own statistic to support my statement.
How can it not be baseless to you? it's your own statistic, is it not?

And before you ask me what my statistic is, put it in mind that I previously stated that it is an hypothetical increase rate. Gay naija men from before and the bloom of naija men coming out now.

Stop trying to overblow one or two cases here and there
There's a reason why they actually make the papers you know . . . they're STRANGE

Women are the main accomplices cheating men use . . . take it or face it

[quote author=ruby_pearl]Seems like you didn't see the "In general" after the self defense.
Maybe the lady feared being abused when he wakes?
She was defending herself from future abuse

You don't even know the whole story behind it all.
Maybe he threaten to kill her later on, who knows?[/quote]Nlanders and their incredible ability to produce may-bes
If you're defending yourself from future abuse, RUN!!! Get him restrained!!! Kill him when he's flipping awake
Not when he's asleep, cut off from the entire world

[quote author=ruby_pearl]Nigerian man that just discovered his true sexuality: Gayism[/quote]So in a country that has about 40 million married men, about 100 maximum are bisexual
Is it safe to say that ur opinion is ill-informed and baseless?

The fact that women don't come here to brag about CHEATING does not mean they don't CHEAT!!!!
Afterall, i know about 20 women that have cheated at one point or the other on this forum so whatz the fuss??
Besides, the society frowns at a cheating woman. . . . .A cheating man is a Player(it is well accepted). . .Street credibility n macho status.

I don't still see why cheating should be such an issue before marriage
Methinks we're still on a taster course for now
If you don't enjoy now, what will you tell your kids when you're old and grey, u know, at 40


[quote author=Ruby_pearl]Don't tell me you don't know the hypothetical rate Gayism is "shooting" up in Naija. Especially among the male species[/quote]You've not still answered my question which Nigerian man leaves his wife for another man?