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Sports › Re: Who Would You Pick To Take This Trophy Winning Freekick? (Picture) by Elxandre(m): 2:00am On Feb 28, 2022
From this angle, Messi stands no chance.
Family › Re: I Love My Wife & My Kid, But I Want To Leave The Marriage. Help! by Elxandre(m): 11:06pm On Feb 25, 2022
Acidosis:
Whoever, whatever and wherever you give don't matter, so trying to validate giving to the poor as against other forms of giving isn't necessary.

The poor man that gifts the rich and the rich that gifts the poor have both applied the same principle.

The way we idolize giving to the poor is the reason many poor people have remained poor all their lives because you have conditioned their minds to only receive. Na why many of them have taken a permanent sit in different bus stops.

The poor should also give and how do you teach the poor to give??

If I have the opportunity to buy Dangote, Oyedepo, or Adeboye a wristwatch, I will gladly do it.
Why gift Dangote you don't know a watch when you can give the "needy".
I see you referenced the Bible earlier and I wonder if there are no poor people in the Bible.

I remember the prophets miracle with jars of oil.

No matter what, there'd always be poor people.
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With My Female Casual Friend by Elxandre(m): 12:41pm On Feb 23, 2022
She probably wants you to knack.
She might want to leave her bf or not.
Una go dey ask pikin question.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Graduated Bottom Of My Class But Got A ₦120m-Per-Annum Job (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 11:56am On Feb 23, 2022
seborrhic:
His colleagues maybe building companies of their own and employing people,he is celebrating negotiating a high salary from his employer.
There is no single moral in this story.
If he had said he graduated bottom of his class but is now employing people that graduated with better grades than him,or that he now owns his own business making several thousands or even millions while his colleagues are still working 9-5 under employers,it would have made more sense.
It's written there he now owns his startup.
Una no go read. angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Graduated Bottom Of My Class But Got A ₦120m-Per-Annum Job (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 11:55am On Feb 23, 2022
Rebuke:
Congratulations to him.

Some people will not dare this in naija, the competition is high and lots of people with even higher qualifications are on the line and ready to accept even a lower offer.

However, this is my kind of thing. I tell yhu what I want and I let yhu decide on taking me or get lost grin grin grin

That's what happens when yhu know yhur worth.
What's yhu for crying out loud sad
Romance › Re: Ex-Boyfriend Scatters Traditional Marriage Of Ex Lover In Akwa Ibom, Demands 22M by Elxandre(m): 9:22pm On Feb 22, 2022
osazsky:
apart from dangotee no Nigeria man go dash girl 22m and she nor go get belle..if davido dash girl 5m self she must born put. Ignore the broke asss tug..he must have smoked something..maybe him nor go even remember waitin him talk nor do till after 4 days
All these bbnaija girls buying suvs and houses nko?
Dey there. grin
Family › Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Elxandre(m): 10:51pm On Feb 19, 2022
penocrat1:
So sad you experienced that.But even in sane countries.You cannot just step out without an ID card.You can even save it on your phone.have some contacts you can always call to vouch for you.
What is he's unemployed?
He's a criminal for that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 9:26am On Feb 18, 2022
elampiro:
Some people were telling us then that Mbappe is unproven, he is this and that. Then PSG signed him. How do we always end up with the worse alternative?

Like Hazard vs Kagawa

We signed Barbatov while for a long time Aguero was proving himself in Athletic Madrid. He had almost same performance in U-20 world cup of 2007 as Messi did in 2005. He immediately started doing well at senior level.
Maybe Hazard would have become a kagawa here. grin
Celebrities › Re: 5 Widows Of John Adewuni A.k.a Tafa Oloyede (Video) by Elxandre(m): 8:33am On Feb 18, 2022
simplesearch:
So unfortunate. But All the supposed enjoyment jumping from one bed to another has ended. Now he will have enough time like other disputer before him to tell God why he thinks God and Jesus and the HolySpirit is wrong to have described marital relationship as a union between a man and a woman.
Till the end of the world neither yoruba, igbo, hausa,China, Russia or Saudi Arabia tradition will supercede or outplay or displace the written word of God.

Romans 3:4
God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged.
He'll tell them the same thing Solomon and David told them.

It's also written that you must not judge others.
Holier than thou.
Romance › Re: Advice On How To Deal With My Ex-girlfriend Who Is Married by Elxandre(m): 12:27pm On Feb 17, 2022
What I see here is a guy who married very early and is now bored and is starting to itch to explore.

I don't see why a 23 year old Nigerian young man should be married if not for "the opportunity to have sex anyhow".
Anyway, the reason she's telling you all these is because she wants to have sex with you again.

Beware sha before your wife pour you chemical.

We no dey advise for here. cheesy
Car Talk › Re: Any Reputable Honda Accord Mechanic In Ibadan? by Elxandre(m): 3:19pm On Feb 15, 2022
markpenk:
Good morning. Does anyone know a good honda accord mechanic and AC repairman in Ibadan? Kindly recommend if you know any. Thanks.
HI. Did you find any?
Travel › Re: Should I Travel Or Do Business? by Elxandre(m): 1:40pm On Feb 15, 2022
akin9ja78:
Let me tell you a bitter truth, u can be anything anywhere including Nigeria. First fix 2.250m. learn a skill plus trade for a year give yourself 1 year. Before you finish learning that skill you must have been earning some little money start with that little money. After another year go and take your fix deposit. Invest big. Thank me later. Am a graduate i quit going for interview because i cant speak fluent english they wont believe in me. I stop applying and go learn electrical (rewire)plus locksmithing service after a year am now my own boss. In a year or two i should be able to afford a flight ticket.
Nice one bro but English is not so hard to learn.
It would even help progress your business. Just commit some time to it.
Autos › Re: ❌️NEVER BUY A CAR IN LAGOS WITHOUT PROFESSIONAL INSPECTION SERVICE❌️ by Elxandre(m): 12:49pm On Feb 15, 2022
Michael547:
I'm available for your car inspection
Can you recommend an AC technician for a Honda civic in ibadan?
Romance › Re: Valentine: What Do You Like About Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Elxandre(m): 12:31pm On Feb 15, 2022
Fmlao:
This one just finish knacking Farida, that's why he dey post picture upandan.

I would have drag u like a faulty small gen if you said she's beautiful

The truth is Farida is our girlfriend
She's beautiful. You're just a hater.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Internet Subscribers Dropped By 9 Million In One Year – NBS by Elxandre(m): 9:46pm On Feb 14, 2022
thatsleepboy1:
Hello everyone, pls i need a little help, i need someone who will teach me how to drive manual vehicle very well and if you don't mind, I'll work for a month for free for you. I need help.

I stay at Yaba.

Thank you.
If your can drive auto already, YouTube should help.
Politics › Re: Tough Times: Nigerians Flee To Ghana by Elxandre(m): 10:41am On Feb 14, 2022
Interesting. We called 2009 tough times. grin
Crime › Re: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by Elxandre(m): 9:52am On Feb 14, 2022
Fake video.
The first message shows that is her boyfriend's number, not any alfa.
Nigerians are becoming more stupid with their manaic thirst for attention with staged events these days.
Romance › Re: What's The One Gift Your Ex Gave You That You Still Have? by Elxandre(m): 12:03am On Feb 13, 2022
pansophist:
She gave me memories.

She is feminine independent, benevolent, and treated me with nothing but goodness. I can just be, and I'll be accepted. I didn't have to be rich, successful, in good shape, at my best and she still loved and treat me like the best thing regardless. Even more worthy, she met me at the unripen stage of my life and contributed hugely to refine me.

I could navigate the world with a mask on, bur in her presence, i can just be real and mask off. She has set the bar so high for other women. Her treatment towards me make it easy to know who loves, and who doesn't loves me. I was loved purely, and her presence enriched my life wholesomely. The true definition of a real woman.
You no marry am?
Romance › Re: What's The One Gift Your Ex Gave You That You Still Have? by Elxandre(m): 11:56pm On Feb 12, 2022
ibinaboonline:
I wrote that she gave me the gifts days before telling me about her suitor.
That's crazy. Guess she left cos she dey find marriage asap. cry
Romance › Re: What's The One Gift Your Ex Gave You That You Still Have? by Elxandre(m): 6:51pm On Feb 12, 2022
ibinaboonline:
2 bloody sweaters this past January... days before she told me with tears that a man already did her introduction months ago. Broke my fragile heart because I loved her.
Why bother to gift you after breaking your heart. grin
Music/Radio › Re: Rema - Calm Down (Official Video) by Elxandre(m): 6:33pm On Feb 12, 2022
One of his best songs.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Receives New Car From Georgina For His 37th Birthday by Elxandre(m): 11:54am On Feb 07, 2022
GoodHardDick:
Nice one from Georgina.

For those of you who thinks she probably used CR7 Money to buy that car, y'all are so wrong. That girl was a f*king millionaire before CR7 Met her.

I keep saying it, dating a Nigerian girl is a complete waste of time, energy and resources. They'll gain so much from dating you, but you'll never gain anything from dating them. angry

Date a Nigeria girl at your own peril
She wasn't any millionaire. Haba. undecided
Properties › Re: Please What Is Happening With Nigeria And Rent Issues? by Elxandre(m): 8:59am On Feb 07, 2022
donbachi:
rent a batcher and p....... i.......m.....p it to ur taste
What's a bather?
Properties › Re: Please What Is Happening With Nigeria And Rent Issues? by Elxandre(m): 8:57am On Feb 07, 2022
luthorcorp:
All thanks to your yahoo Yahoo friends whom you admire and want to be like.

I rented an office but because I look young my landlord thought he has seen a yahooboy he can extort. Imagine after moving in the fool came telling me that the paint I met I will pay for it, I just told him " baba this little conversation is over and until my rent expires we have nothing to discuss ever again".
Meaning you already agreed to pay for the paint at the end of the year. You suppose don argue am out already bro.
Romance › Re: Stopped My Ex From Visiting Me... by Elxandre(m): 8:52am On Feb 07, 2022
I am not here to advice, but it's interesting how women don't think twice before sleeping with married men but guys chastise themselves against it.
Makes me wonder if women are stronger at heart or just less moral. cool
Family › Re: Finally!! I Moved Out Of My Parents House!! by Elxandre(m): 12:26pm On Feb 05, 2022
Allegory:
First, considering where the eggs came from and where they're laid, I'd be irritated to add them to my food unshelled.

Second most people parboil rice for a few minutes then wash before cooking, that parboiling time is enough to boil an egg, so why nit just take it out then.

Lastly, you'll have to turn your jollof rice at some point and I can't imagine doing the turning with unshelled eggs inside the food, what if some of the shells break off into the food, (some eggs even break on their own) that would be like eating rice with sand.
Understandable.
But we guys don't have strength for long thing. cheesy
Family › Re: Finally!! I Moved Out Of My Parents House!! by Elxandre(m): 9:37am On Feb 05, 2022
Allegory:
Did I just see eggs with shell inside the cooked rice? Next time please just boil the eggs separately or boil while parboiling the rice (before you wash it). Congrats on your new house.
Why?
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy: Aside Sex, Most Girls Have Nothing To Offer A Man by Elxandre(m): 7:27pm On Feb 04, 2022
wifeesnatcher:
true


Nigeria ladies will know a guy is not really into them yet they will allowed him continue knacking them for 3-5years then when dude give her red card then she join feminism and give her new guy rule; No sex before marriage forgetting the dude might be serious with her.



unfortunately the dude too will accept it, someone that revealed to you she's not a virgin is giving you rules of no sex before marriage and you accept, some will even spend millions and stress to pay Bride price grin



when I returned from southeast after my traditional marriage, I told my wife, do you know why I went through this stress, sitting 13hours to and fro each and spending this much, she responded is because you love me, I replied her "yes I love you but is because I met you as virgin, if not you would have been relegated to babymama group



I can't live in the same house with used lady
The same girl that caught you cheatimg in university abi. Make una dey try remember una story if you wan even lie. grin
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Elxandre(m): 5:16pm On Feb 02, 2022
Please What's the minimum amount that could finish a basic two bedroom apartment minus land costs.
Romance › Re: My Relationship Is On The Brink by Elxandre(m): 1:11pm On Feb 01, 2022
You saw her piercings and ankle chain before you toasted her, so what's your problem exactly.
Phones › Re: Help Me In Choosing Between Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra 5G And Apple Iphone 13 Pro by Elxandre(m): 8:57am On Jan 24, 2022
nitt:
If you are a phone enthusiast and love to experience functionality, unlimited customisation, great viewing experience & flexibility = S21 ultra

If you are not into wide range of functionality, don't care about customisation, rigid Os but seeking props for brand recogbition and a simple Os that does the basics excellently well = 13pro

Cameras = draw.

Video = Samsung.

Look = Samsung.

Battery = iPhone.

Optimization = iphone.

Show off (Naija way) = iPhone.

Versatility = Samsung.

So, it's up to you to decide based on what you do mostly with a smartphone.

They are two of the best devices in the market at the moment.

Goodluck
I have the S21u but let's be honest, iPhone wins in the video department.
Phones › Re: Help Me In Choosing Between Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra 5G And Apple Iphone 13 Pro by Elxandre(m): 8:55am On Jan 24, 2022
CodedWealth:
How's the battery performance in a scale of 1/10?
I'd say 9, and that's because of androids poor standby battery management.
You can leave your house with 30% battery and not be scared it'd die soon. It's that strong.
Apple 13 pro max definitely has an edge though battery wise and also in the video department.

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