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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija:Photo Of Nengi In A Club Wit Davido In 2013 Goes Viral. How Old Was She? by Elxandre(m): 10:15pm On Aug 13, 2020
You question how sensible she could be to shave off 6 years off her age knowing her history could easily be tracked back, having being in social circles for a while.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by Elxandre(m): 9:43pm On Aug 08, 2020
DEADALIVE:
People dislike messi because they can't imagine ronaldo not meeting to his standard hence they have no choice to compare him with ronaldo's standard which over time all football pundits and legends have affirmed messi has gone beyond goals scoring but more of compatibility...playing around new players from season to season and dishing out inspiring techniques in football history...
If still argue messi should win with Argentina kindly as mikel...he knows better!
Are you people normal?
Is this a Barca or Juve thread?
Romance › Re: "I Love Another But I'm Still Here With You Because I'm Grateful" (screenshot) by Elxandre(m): 9:15pm On Aug 06, 2020
NevetsIbot:
Well to me... Even her manipulations matter... Cos through that, she has made the guy who has not been observant know what she's feeling... Any win is a win.

True, she's manipulating him to break up and what I'd do if I were him is to hold on to her like I'm really gon marry her... Get another girl that loves me and then give her (The loveless one) an invitation card to my wedding.

This life no hard at all
It's easy to say in theory but you'll be so bitter you wouldn't want to ever see her face anymore.
Romance › Re: "I Love Another But I'm Still Here With You Because I'm Grateful" (screenshot) by Elxandre(m): 9:11pm On Aug 06, 2020
I'm concerned with the guy's self esteem.
A woman tells you she doesn't love you point blank, that she only used you to pay her fees and you want to start again. Start what please?

I understand he's traumatized but he has to move on.

She even said she loves another which suggests she has been cheating on him. Very cruel.
She's simply using reverse psychology to chase him away by saying she wants to marry him anyways.
Manipulative people are crazy!

Love sef can make any man insane. That is why I won't insult men in such funny situations.

Love or no love, the guy suppose don change am for the girl. Make her know you understand her manipulative maneuver. I mean she loves another(cheating).
Maybe he's a simp sha, me I don't know o.
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by Elxandre(m): 3:21pm On Aug 06, 2020
Wrecxman:
Someone already mentioned Ozil and Sanchez.

See the comparisms in salaries of players of similar positions and abilities below:

1. Timo Werner - 173k per week; Victor Osimhen - 96k per week

2. N'Golo Kante - 290k per week; Ndidi - 75k per week

3. Hudson-Odoi - 120k per week; Samuel Chukwueze EUR 18k per week

I still think Nigerian players do not get their worth when it comes to salaries.
It has to do with their agents and present teams.
For Ndidi to even earn 75k at an average club like Leicester should tell you a lot about his value.
Even Kante couldn't have been much higher to he moved to a richer club.

Chuckwueze Eze too is only earning this low cos he hasn't moved to a bigger team and has probably not signed a newer deal yet. Don't forget also, LA liga is poor, minus the big three teams.

Martins was on 90k at Newcastle a decade ago, so it isn't always the case that Nigerians are poorly paid.
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by Elxandre(m): 3:16pm On Aug 06, 2020
onyechez:
Oga leave that thing the money plenty, how come dem dey scam oyinbo people millions of dollars for Europe despite high tax rate. Some people use their money wisely others spend recklessly.
Do you know how many white people are praying to earn half of that not to talk of that amount. Yes there's tax but those taxes are used for club media bills, football boots, jerseys, food etc plus tax they pay to the government. How come okocha, kanu are one of the richest footballers in Africa despite having retired for a long time.
No mind them.
Victor Enyeama rides a Bentley and he hasn't kicked a ball for years. He was even a low earner compared to these guys.

The only problem these guys have in life right now is what variety of food to eat daily grin
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by Elxandre(m): 3:10pm On Aug 06, 2020
PataAlhaja:
That's the gross pay.

Remove 40% (effective tax rate) of the Gross and you get his net, take-home pay. Besides, those guys live large ... so a lot of bills to foot. Fancy cars, Olosho etc. Before you know, money don finish. The money no too plenty like that.
Stop saying the money no plenty pls.
Very successful people earn just around 100k in the UK with white collar jobs.
Family › Re: I Am Cancelling All Marriage Plans Because Of What My Girlfriend Did To My Niece by Elxandre(m): 8:59pm On Aug 05, 2020
yettymuse:
Alaye say na Insults are welcome grin cheesy cheesy

I’m more concerned about a woman living with a man that is yet to put a ring on it. undecided

These women go learn hard!
But again, if she wasn't living with him, he wouldn't have seen this toxic side of hers, and she wouldn't have seen that side of him too.

I'd say this proves the importance of a trial cohabitation. Lmao.
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Acquires A N85Million Lamborgini Urus 2020 by Elxandre(m): 4:51pm On Aug 05, 2020
Hopebringer:
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What do you mean by no one knows Pato's networth? Sorry but how old are you?
Let me guess you believe Superman is real yeah?

Smh
lol. If cancelling out my opinion makes you feel better about yourself, so be it.
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Acquires A N85Million Lamborgini Urus 2020 by Elxandre(m): 12:49pm On Aug 05, 2020
Hopebringer:
Have you heard of Mane who plays for Liverpool or Kante who plays for Chelsea? Are you aware they are a hundred times richer than this boy?

What cars do they drive ? Use Google!! Neither will buy this car , if you can answer the question why won't they buy this car then indeed you are intelligent.
Maybe they aren't car enthusiasts?

Most average people buy cars with a significant portion of their net worth.
In fact, most people with low end cars like Camrys, Corrollas etc spend over half their bank accounts on cars and are even worse than these celebrities.

Mane and Kante would buy this car like they bought nothing. If they do not, it's certainly not because of money.
What's 220k to players with about a decade of football? lol
It's just the same way people cite the likes of Bill gates as examples of prudent spenders because they don't buy flashy cars, meanwhile they are splurging millions on yacht and expensive vacations all the time.

Now, no one knows Pato's net worth or investments, so it is not right to call him wasteful!
Romance › Re: What Has Been Your Most Embarrassing Moment This Year? by Elxandre(m): 10:11pm On Aug 04, 2020
dukeprince50:
Well my most embarrassing moment came today.
Few weeks ago I had some few things(hope u understand) with a girl in my church, it got public and I denied having any affair with her, I was asked like 20times, I denied all even my Dad and pastor asked but today she opened up and told people. Jesus, right now I felt like committing suicide.

Its not like I am not matured enough to do it, I just felt embarrassed since I have been hiding it.
You aren't matured enough to do it I guess.
You should have owned up like a man.

Guess you are still a dependent. Nevertheless you should have owned up.
Phones › Re: OPPO Mobile Unveils The New OPPO A92, Tacha As Brand Ambassador by Elxandre(m): 8:00pm On Aug 04, 2020
Quite expensive for the processor.
Sports › Re: Iker Casillas Retires From Football by Elxandre(m): 4:30pm On Aug 04, 2020
stagger:
He has won it all. Nothing left to prove. Champions League, European Cup, World Cup...wetin remain?
olympics tongue
Politics › Re: Repentant’ Boko Haram Member Kills Father In Borno, Reveals Ndume by Elxandre(m): 10:39am On Jul 30, 2020
rindeog:
Those ones fit repent
You sef fit repent from scam?
Selling nonexistent computers.
Phones › Re: I Need Help: I Am A Victim Of Wrong Phone Tracking [my Story] by Elxandre(m): 10:33am On Jul 22, 2020
faithful12911:
@ OP I will unravel the mystery, read carefully:

its very simple, the IMEI was tweaked. The thief is smart, as soon as he stole the phone he quickly changed IMEI which coincidentally matches the IMEI of your own phone. That was how the security operatives got your phone number and erroneously assumed you're the thief.

I have developed advanced tracking systems which have been deployed in extremely tedious investigations.
That's unlikely cos the IMEI on the phone box (Camon 15) must have been used to track it.
So how would the police have gotten access to the iPhones IMEI?
Family › Re: Please Help: How Do You Find A Mother You Have Never Met by Elxandre(m): 9:12pm On Jul 21, 2020
Godlovesyou28:
I never said she was wicked... She gave me what she could spare for a child not hers and am thankful but I just need my mum.

Please do you know anything that can help me sleep?
Actually she was. Her masterplan if you ask me, was emotional torture.
She made you think you were her daughter but tortured you for several years, ruining your plans with intentionally bad advise, making you go to seminary school just like your brother just to kill off your mum's lineage.
I'm quite pissed she's winning with your decision not to marry and your brother's catholic priesthood which forbids him from marriage too.

What a crafty woman! angry

The worst kind of wickedness is this pretensiously passive kind!
Sports › Re: Chelsea To Face Arsenal In FA Cup Final As De Gea Errors Eliminate Man United by Elxandre(m): 11:28am On Jul 20, 2020
majamajic:
I saw the line up ,

I was like is ole mad ?
Fred, de gea , James
Pogba, martial, remero and greenwood on the bench ?
Meanwhile Leicester lost to Spurs already
Why change a winning team in an important match ?
Ole is inexperienced Coach , it show yesterday
The 80millon defender , that one and lindelof and yet to understand them during important matches
U are reserving players meanwhile all u need is just to win west ham and be in top 4
Man utd under Ole , are not equal to the task when it comes to important matches , 5 times we have opportunity to overvtake Chelsea this season , we lost all that the 5 times , I pray we win west ham , if not the man Utd vs Leicester last match go be war !
So players that have played a match every 3 days don't deserve rest.
We've been playing nearly the same 11 since the restart. He had to rest them.


Champions league qualification is more important anyway. You can't attract big players cos you won the FA cup!
Crime › Re: Oworonshoki: The Lagos Slum Where Hushpuppi Bought Food On Credit & Washed Cars by Elxandre(m): 3:07pm On Jul 19, 2020
SAMBARRY:
smh


Accidentally rich people with the mindset of poverty will still become poor because they lack the principles to sustainable wealth that is why the likes of Abiola will become so rich and his family/children will become broke.he was rich,he wasn't sustainably wealthy.so there was no how he could maintain his wealth


Check out people who become unexpectedly rich and aren't givers.they eventually go back to square 1.its an inevitable principle of wealth.
Abiola became suddenly rich?
Well, his children are still rich till today though from what I've read.

His major problem was polygamy which ensured his children could never work together.
Family › Re: Are Opposite-sex Friendships Okay In Marriage? by Elxandre(m): 2:10pm On Jul 19, 2020
eni4real:
We have dirty minds in this era undecided

Opposite Gender friendship should not be a problem at all!!

But this generation is too sexified shocked

Avoid opposite Gender friendship especially if you have a jealous Spouse shocked
And you think besties weren't knacking each other in 1948 abi?
Just because there's social media now which leaves traces and enables cheaters to be caught.
Family › Re: Are Opposite-sex Friendships Okay In Marriage? by Elxandre(m): 1:31pm On Jul 19, 2020
pappilo:
Never! It is never okay if one of the 'friends' is in any sort of relationship.

My ex-wife started off as friends with a colleague. But once she started hiding to take calls from him, it was obvious this was more than friendship.

Like a bad Nollywood movie, I ended up out of my own home, sleeping in a freaking cold garage that had been converted to a single room while her friend ended up in my warm bed and became the de facto dad to my kids.

Fear women o!
This didn't happen in Nigeria right? And it wasn't an African woman ?
Please respond.
Romance › Re: Masturbation: I Learnt To Stop The Hard Way. by Elxandre(m): 11:47am On Jul 14, 2020
PotatoSalad:
A friend of mine na fap lord. Jokes about it even.
Dude makes 7 figures every month, owns a really nice house and is doing well.
He's 29 btw.
I hope that's near success syndrome grin
If he wasn't he would have been making 8 digits tongue
Lmao
Romance › Re: Masturbation: I Learnt To Stop The Hard Way. by Elxandre(m): 11:34am On Jul 14, 2020
hugochuks60:
Yes. There is a kind of dull energy chronic masturbators exhibit. It's so full that you can see it on their faces, they speak dully, write dully, get frustrated easily, easily lose concentration, they comprehend slowly and they exhibit fear n timidity.
There is actually n evil spirit behind it n once you find out this truth, that spirit will call other spirit to join them so they will heavily tempt u n make u to do it more intensely in such a way that there won't be any hope of escape from it. That's y u av to seriously fight it with all you've got, it becomes a bit easier when you fight it using spiritual means i.e. a total dependence on God, cos if u r a Christian, the first thing the spirit that makes one to do such act does is to take you far away from God, distrupting your prayer n church life n then it imprisons you, making u feel there is nothing bad in it. From there, it can hunt u properly. Try to fight it else it can cause problems.
I said have you asked successful people and they told you they don't masturbate?
Simple question.
Romance › Re: Masturbation: I Learnt To Stop The Hard Way. by Elxandre(m): 11:31pm On Jul 13, 2020
My question is, did you interview successful people and they told you they don't masturbate?
I'm trying to understand the relationship to the supposed bad luck.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020: N85M Prize For Winner Of BBNaija Season 5 by Elxandre(m): 9:41pm On Jul 13, 2020
Romanoff:
This show makes me ashamed.

If you watch Food channel, Junior Chopped especially or Kids Baking Championship, you'll see how young kids in America are competing for meaningful things.

Some competing to add to their college fund or to open their own restaurants. Some I saw on the show, already had catering businesses.

I believe there are people with ideas for better shows but they lack sponsors.

No one has been able to tell me how this show benefits Nigerian youths since it's not a Children show.
I get your point but even America has many useless shows too. Keeping up with the Kardashians is arguably worse. They have their own Big Brother too.

How many people watch cowbell mathematics show in Nigeria?
Rubbish like this will always sell more.
Crime › Re: "Bisexual Hushpuppi Was Sleeping With Gay, Woodberry" – Kemi Olunloyo by Elxandre(m): 8:56pm On Jul 12, 2020
johnmattew:
lemme give u a clue

have u seen hushpuppi with ladies or partying with ladies or post of him and ladies?
This would make Don Jazzy gay too.
Phones › Re: Samsung Na Oga. Just Upgraded My Phone To Android 10 And UI 2.0 by Elxandre(m): 1:46pm On Jul 12, 2020
Purplekush:
what is this one saying?? how you go even compare the two brands? e be like na today begin use high-end phones.

I use Nokia 6.2
Nov. 2019 released
4k video
UHD pics (that is with 3 cameras)
4 Gig ram.
128 abi 64 gig storage

but trust me, I would have gotten a better deal with Infinix of the same price range. Imagine phone of this range does not even have common adaptive gaming mode.

Samsung automatically detects when you're gaming and instantly mutes unnecessary notifications. Even phone call notifications during gaming is minimised and doesn't take up your screen space.

Like for real, Is this even up for debate?

Nokia is strong and 'classy' but tacky. Even with the 4gig e still de lag like mad. Imagine someone flashes you and cut the call asap this nonsense Nokia go still de ring out even after the call done cut.

Something that has never happened on my 2 Gig ram MKT chipset Infinix. My Infinix Note 5 stylus pen edition is more seemless.

Nokia isn't all that smart.
Guy Samsung is mad. Except na medium-range Samsung prdts u de use like all those A-series.

Even for Yankee seff Nokia no de rank high.. like, I could go on and on about how Samsung take dey better.

Type C fast charging for Nokia is pretty selective to USB cables and uses pretty much only Nokia USB cables which is a downside.

Screen touch sensitivity nko? Nokia Corrina 3 glass no dey too respond ASAP on touch. you gotta wait a few microseconds for it to respond.

I guess they sacrificed sensitivity for strength.

Guy, I'll kill this comparison with lots of other facts but for real, it's not up for arguments abeg.

Samsung sabi add small extra user-friendly touches to their interface to make life better

Infinix does that too.. but you no go use Nokia Android 10.2 upgrade compare Samsung own.

It's the same O.S oh but every brand adds their own micro editions inside to make it unique.

Nokia is just basically like using a HP EliteBook..
It's strictly for business. Gives you the basic functions nothing extra


Guyyyyy, I no even want talk about the Google assistant on Nokia (that is the 'okay Google' thing for voice searches)

Na so so "hey Google, hey Google" I de talk before e go recognise am. And when it does, it finds it hard picking up exact words esp in a nosiy place.

Infinix does it better.. Lol if you notice, I no dey even compare the Nokia to Samsung. I compare it with the UI of Infinix (highends only i.e above 80k in price)


it's laughable to compare both fr sad

more edit: I just de remember more guy..

As I de type I de remember more. Like the lockscreen assessment.

Have you tried accessing the cam from the lock screen? by double tapping on the power button. Sometimes I have to unlock the phone to assess it. else e go hang.

The Gallery nko? sometimes you have to clear cache on camera to view recent pics.

And I never even use any latest Samsung device of late. I'm just talking from an Infinix angle and I know for sure.. in fact, I can bet my left balls that Samsung Galaxy 8 not 9 or 10 oh will completely kill Infinix when you compare them directly
Rather sounds like you've got a buggy software.
Best you reset to factory settings.
Sports › Re: Olusoji Fasuba Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by Elxandre(m): 10:08am On Jul 09, 2020
KosiGee:
He has been a logistician with the Royal Navy and has been living in Plymouth. When did he leave the Royal Navy to join the US Navy?

This is Fasuba training in Wales 8 years ago with the Royal Navy.
Sorry. I thought he joined the USA's Navy. Forgot he lives in the UK.
Sports › Re: Olusoji Fasuba Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by Elxandre(m):
Edited.
Romance › Re: Hacker Exposes Sexual Escapades Of An Evangelist With Married Women(pix) by Elxandre(m): 9:50am On Jul 09, 2020
Which hacker?
Abi someone got access to his Facebook. Maybe his wife sef.
Family › Re: How Do You Cope If Married To Someone You Don't Love? by Elxandre(m): 12:40am On Jul 07, 2020
CsRockefeller:
OP I have a feel of what are passing through. It's quite a pity you had sex with her.

I once had this small (petite) Yoruba girl. I was first attracted to her because I thought she was Igbo due to her fair complexion.

We got into d friendship, gosh!! She was there, everyday, every night. She will call with her credit and we will gist in Yoruba, we were an item, yet I refuse to ask her out.

I couldn't imagine myself with a Yoruba lady, even if I managed to get pass that hurdle what about her education? She was a hairstylist, her mom had just passed on, her father was away in Benin Republic, her brother was in Abk, so she was just alone in one room.

Two years gone, we were still friends, she kept on asking why I was taking time cry I really wanted to love her enough to date her but I couldn't find it. She asked if it was because she wasn't in school, then after my NYSC, she got admission to a Polytechnic, she thought I might have a change of heart. I didn't.

Every opportunity to go see her, I turned it down. It's now 4 years, she has decided to move on. I was still trying to close my eyes and imagine that she isn't Bisola but Nkechi or Chioma. Funny is that we spoke Yoruba everytime we spoke.

She invited me one day for that stuff, I told myself; don't do this if you don't love her enough to date her. I didn't go.

The following month she got a date, but she wasn't feeling it. We kept on talking and my presence was a distraction to her new found love. Las las d guy blocked me everywhere and I decided to let it be.

Sometimes, I just seat and beat my heart or brain for not finding that push or extra space to accommodate that girl in my heart.

Truth is sometimes our heart or feelings just plays tricks on us.

My own case was not that I didn't find a very nice beautiful girl but stupid Tribalism wouldn't let me be.
Why are you a tribalist? That's awful.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 2:06am On Jul 05, 2020
Leyqute:
Did you hear what he said recently when asked about him and Pogba lifting United ? Guyman told dem newsmen that it isn’t fair to talk about him and Pogba alone. Say other players dey and them Dey try too.

Captain material!
Can he speak English?
Education › Re: Dr. Chidubem Obi Graduates With 5.0 GP In A Russian University by Elxandre(m): 11:02am On Jul 02, 2020
You wonder what the average IQ on Nairaland could be when you see posts on threads like this.
No wonder Buhari is president. It was never accidental!

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