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First, you were STEALING God's money every Sunday (see Malachai 3:, then you stopped going to church (forsake ye not the gathering of the brethren).
Guy, like someone already adviced, just choose another religion for yourself and stop deceiving yourself of being a Christian.
The Bible says that God will spew out of his mouth those that are neither hot nor cold.
It's okay to kid with every stuff but not God's 'word'.

What else do you have to showcase?

Under two months and you guys have milked him this much?
Guess your real anger is not the refund he is asking for but how soon this atm machine is getting off the hook

You are free to interpret it whicheverway yyou please but see those who mocked God ;

BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic


After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)


She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:


'I don't need your God'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.


Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Ha ha ha ha sai Baba. Since PMB vowed to probe funds claimed for constituency projects by legislators over the years , people are now becoming responsible by fire by force.

Things are very tough in Nigeria right now, I agree. Fellow Nairalanders, I, personally cannot wait for PMB to finish his restructuring process so that this Country will once again take it's place of pride among Nations.
We have got the best in all areas of life.
If you doubt me, open up Hillary Clinton's official Twitter handle below and thank me later.

https:/ /mobile. twitter . com/
HILLARY CLINTON /
status /778064113817747456

mohciz69:
you don't know what's up just shut up

My dear in what way has my personal opinion offended you to warrant your insult?

Charlie, don't be deceived, una no be age mates of. Lol

There's really no excuse for crime but having said that, an overbearing mother in law Could havelled her to such deception. For starters why would the mother in law be the one to take her for check up instead of the hussy?
Maybe, the mother in law has issued an order of no pregnancy no wedding and she had to come up with the idea.

I love my people shaa. Who you be, how much you get and who you epp wey go make igbo man come your living room come kneel down for you?
Tufiakwa. Esi be gi aga be onye? Nnaa itara ji egole?

FriendChoice:
The wickedness this Christians from the south are making should never go unpunished... You broke in to someone house kill him and get away. Do you own his life. God will handle the case if not here, then hereafter.

The child have no mom at the time she needed her much.

Must every comment be laced with religious or ethnic sentiment just to get a like or two?
I honestly fear what this Country will turn to if it goes into the hands of youths

Every single day, new inventions keep pushing the relevance of crude oil to the background. A company in Japan has just developed a car that can run at an appreciable speed of 80km /hr and can cover a distance of about 50 miles on five liters of water. Please watch video

Ezigbo mmadu. In all, you did not see the Onitsha - Enugu expressway that has been abandoned for years now forcing motorists to access Enugu through the old road.
Since you have Fashola's number, I thought they say 'charity begins at home'.

Your take on Friday. Ejike Mbaka is totally wrong. Like the prophets of old. Fr Mbaka has continued to speak for the masses and talk to the government without fear or favor.
This dated back several years to the Governor Chimaraoke Nnamani administration that saw him in a running battle that nearly took his life.
He is not interested in Politics but interested in the Biblical injunction that 'when the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice'.
Summarily Fr Mbaka is keen on seeing that only the right people sit on our leadership stools notwithstanding the person's religious or ethnic affiliations

Thank your stars for money, you would have been a very ugly girl. See dentition. Anywa , you just displayed the only attractive thing that you posess in your entire body - your boobs.
At times, it's so difficult believing that you are from the same woumb with Linda

It does not matter what anyone thinks. This man Buhari no matter what you choose to call him, IS GOING SOMEWHERE AND TAKING THIS COUNTRY OUT OF THE COLD UGLY HANDS OF THIEVES AND WICKED PEOPLE.
HIS VISION FOR THIS NATION IS GRADUALLY UNFOLDING, THE PRESENT RECESSION NOTWITHSTANDING.
SAI BABA

Beamborla:
Op, I disagree a little. Why can appear tell a beautiful dark skinned lady that she is a black beauty? That's me not only complimenting her facial appearance, I'm praising her skin as well.

We are in a world where to some people, black is synonymous to ugly. A world where ladies alter their skin color just to be beautiful? Telling a lady she's a black beauty is actually a good thing to me. Why should anyone even have an issue with that? That can only happen if she is not comfortable with her skin color in the first place.

*I'm still trying to fathom this black beauty point* I mean why should 'you are a black beauty' unsettle an African lady?

So yeah, I saw someone and I like the way her skin looks, I can't compliment and ask her what cream she's using? Does it mean only fair chicks get such commplinent since it's now attached to bleaching and fair skin

I'm dark skinned and I hear that a lot. It's petty and unreasonable to find it difficult to tell someone the beauty product you are using except you are bleaching for real. If you can't own up to it and be proud of it, why do it?

I don't think if the occasion or situation does not calk for it, anyone would just make the comment 'I will make my hair very soon' from no where

'like really' could be my way of reacting to things I find stupid, annoying, shocking... It's an English word and it's not offensive on it's own.

'I like my man, tall dark and handsome' can't a sister have taste anymore? That's what she wants and you can't be so sure she knows nothing about it. Is it safe to conclude that only the 1800's male are tall dark and handsome while our contemporary males are fair, short and ugly. I mean I see tall dark and handsome guys on a daily basis and it's would be weird if no one desires them. Moreover, the men also have their own picture of a dream/ideal lady and no one is shutting them up.

A sister is free to desire smth. I mean heck yes, she knows a lot about it. Tall dark and handsome is too good not to know anything about it. What could be more original?

Thanks dear, didn't want to comment till I saw your comment.
The guys are all over the post trying to outdo each other. Wonder if they even bothered to read the post.
Now, o/p why would you think that a girl complimenting another is dumb?
In your point number 8, you talked about individual personality. Great, so why must a girl doing /saying things her own way turn out to be dumb to you?
Same girl might be dumb to you because she says 'really' while you may appear dumb to her for things like ; 'oh sure', wow etc.
Abeg free our girls joor

So sad. Why Basket Mouth? He is not noisy and does not splash his wealth about like some musicians we have in the fold

Scientists the world over have continued to wonder how possible it is for a flight to be successful and safe without a radar. However, white and black witches have continued to fly without the aid of scientific radar. It was therefore a delight recently when some witches and wizards on one of their usual nefarious missions succumbed to the superior power of the Almighty God and had a head - on - collision in the early hours of the morning as they flew over a church observing their monthly night vigil. Obviously, their haste to get home before dawn was aborted as people both old and young came out in droves to witness the true identities of people who cut across the rich and powerful down to the poor.

PrettyCrystal:
Concerned online users are trying to fathom the reason behind the awkward face displayed by this groom while kissing his bride on their wedding day. While some internet users are saying the man couldn't stand the woman's breath, others are saying this may be the shape of the man's face (maybe he was just overwhelmed by love) ...lol

Whichever the case might be, it hasn't prevented the picture from going viral online -with people reacting differently. See below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/photo-of-bride-kissing-his-groom-on.html

Chai! Garlic

Congratulations bro. So proud when I see Nairaland youths using their energy to embark on useful venture ..

nicerichard05:
This Corporal Friday Mameh don popular ooo, from the case where a former Eco bank manager stole money from a dead man and also withdrew money from somebody in the UK to this case and many more to come. i know him personally, he is one of the bravest police offers i know.

God bless you sir

Indeed. And he believes someone RAPED a PROSTITUTE he met in June three months after?
Well done

I really hate checking names but so surprised it's not one of our own. Thought they said that we are the ones that can do anything for money. Eji kwa m ogu ooo

The much talked about eclipse is finally here with us in Asaba Delta State Nigeria. What's the situation in your area?

I honestly do not know the right section to post this but the mounting superstition by people who saw this has made me to choose here.
I must point out here that I am not given much to superstition but discovering this underneath my car has set me thinking.
Rats are very smart creatures and their sensitivity to possible obstacles is very high.
So I ask, especially the scientists in the house, what in this world will make a rat die this way underneath a car that is daily on the road?
Your honest opinion is needed please

Fight2Finish:
Shataaap!!! Ewu Gambia. You better be sorry for your miserable life. No need reading all, just three lines of your writing makes Buhari more brilliant than you.

Thanks so much sir. God you

Ngozi123:
Thanks nna. You're right about Ojukwu and his successors. They have betrayed us all for their '30 pieces of silver', which is why we need to support a new generation of young, hungry and considerate Igbo leaders. Supporting old men and women who already have their children and grandchildren to support has not worked out so why don't we try something new? I think that a group of leaders within the age range of 25-35 would suffice- wasn't Ojukwu in that age range when he became governor of the Eastern Region? As Nigerians, our youth have a huge dilemma; on the one hand, our elders do not respect us, nor do they respect our opinions and on the other hand, most of us are lazy and politically illiterate. Even I'm cautious of telling people my age on here because I know that it'll affect the quality of discussion that I have with some people.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, for the enlightened, age is only but a number. It's what one has upstairs that matter and I respect yours. However, how trustworthy are the youths that you are fighting for knowing that their value system right now is totally questionable.
Anyway I don't know why but guess if your write ups. are anything to go by, I should trust your judgements.
Keep it rolling

Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin aka the Lord's General, owomowomo 1, is the G O of Christ Mercy land deliverance Miniseries popularly known as Christy mercy land, the arena of solutions and power.
His methods of dealing with demons are diverse including the use of deliverance music just like when King Saul was being disturbed by a demon defied cure until young David was brought in to play the harp.
Anointing comes in diverse ways and what goes on in Mercy land looks like African Magic until you have an encounter.
Owomowomo does not only have the anointing of PROPHECY but also DELIVERANCE and INTERCESSION.

Ngozi123:
@Emmahunk

This will probably go to the front page. Anything related to IPOB seems to get put on the front page these days...

I partly agree with you on the deficiencies of IPOB. The people leading it are doing so from comfy positions outside of the country while allowing innocent Igbo lives to be wasted, it seems rather unfair. However, one cannot underestimate the determination of the likes of Kanu, who has given up his freedom for his beliefs. I've said many times here that I don't really like him, personally speaking, but I admire his bravery. How many of you are willing to go to prison to stand up for your beliefs?

However, I completely disagree with your other point about Igbo leadership; Ojukwu was one in a million and cannot be replaced easily, we must accept that. What we need to do is shift our focus from electing a new 'leader' to supporting a unified party that serves Igbo interests. That party is APGA. It's much harder to get rid of a whole party of prospective leaders than it is to get rid of one man. Before we can achieve any independent nation, we must have political unity, we must have an idea on what we want that nation to look like. So for this reason, I urge my brothers and sisters to stop supporting APC/PDP and to rally themselves behind APGA and reform the party from within by getting rid of any politician that has a history of corrupt dealings.

Thanks Ng, I must admit that you are a good writer and have a way with words that I admire in all yourAPGA crusades .
However, I think you misunderstood me on Igbo leadership. Late Ikemba Odumegwu Ojukwu was a man like no other. I respect and adore him even in death. My take is that even the people he trusted betrayed him and betrayed us.
On Nnamdi Kanu, I refuse to believe he is fighting for whatever it is he believes in but rather trying to gain a name and popularity.
Finally, I pray that this like you said makes FP so that more of our youths will be enlightened and shun all these senseless show of bravado for something most of them even hardly understand.
Ka Chineke mezie okwu.

Finally, I am being justified. Those that called me un printable names for refusing IPOB and whatever it stands for should bury their heads in shame. So sad that some who could not see beyond their noses are already dead for this fruitless bid. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY! Each time I read about this madness, I remember the estacy with which we received Uwazurike at Royal Palace Hotel Enugu, the day the late Ikemba of Nnewi, Dim Odumegwu Ojukwu handed him over to the Igbos as our next leader should he Ikemba be no more. Today, where is Uwazurike and where did he leave the Igbos? Light years away and we seemed to be recuperating from the wounds of betrayal and hopeless leadership only for Radio Biafra to surface out of the blues. People started calling in and venting both real and imaginary anger against the Government. Gradually, a name that has no antecedent in Igbo history grew larger than life and so many 'zombied' after him. With his arrest, the first recorded agitation started in Asaba and we conveniently joined in forgetting so easily that these were the same people that sabotaged Ojukwu and his troops during the civil war. Next was Portharcourt and again Igbos forgot the famous 'abandoned property' saga that saw hitherto Igbo millionaires begging for food.
Today, there is a new format to push Igbos ahead again and already we have fallen for the bait, line, hook and sinker.
Already, there are three factions and the reason is very clear. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS SHOWN INTEREST IN DIALOGUE MEANING POSSIBLE APPOINTMENTS AND MONEY. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WELL POSITIONED .
My brothers, if my assumption is wrong, can any of the factions sincerely answer these questions and I might be tempted to believe them ;
Assuming that this hopeless bid becomes a reality ;
1. Which States will belong to the new IPOB?
2. Which of the States will produce the first president?
3. Which of the States will produce the Federal Capital?
4. Is it the MEND, AVENGERS, REFORMED AVENGERS OR BAKASSI that will form the new IPOB army?
5. The Biafra passport that was launched, who has traveled or conducted any business with it?
Finally, if the struggle is not for personal benefits, how come one faction is already willing to burn the Biafra flag and a second faction willing to hand over the same flag they called sacred to Mr President?

My brothers and sisters, it's high time we stopped wasting the lives of our innocent youths in a struggle that is dead and should be buried. Let us know that those who are leading us on have their families and wards safely abroad. We are but pawns in their wicked schemes of making name and riches.
May God open our eyes and grant us wisdom.

This isiindeed heartwarmin . With the caliber of men and women we have in this zone, this is the kind of news we expect to hear not flogging a dead horse in the name of IPOB.
A combination of all the above mentioned names CANNOT FAIL. My prayer is that the Almighty God strengthens them and removes distractions from them.
We want results and we are waiting

The beautiful Bisala road in the eastern coal city of Enugu boasts among other palatial structures, one of the best and most organized shopping malls in the Country. Popularly called Roban stores, this mall catered for the needs of the rich and poor who have quality as a common goal.
It is therefore shocking that some young men decided to challenge their 'chi' to a wrestling contest by trying to rob at this same mall that is just a stone throw away from the Enugu State Government house.
Luck however ran out when they fell prey to a group of battle ready policemen.