₦airaland Forum

Zikaviirus:
This afonja lunatic wrote this poo and claimed it was "Odiraa Chukwumma", The ewedu filled Afonja brain, a product of Awolowo education spelled "Chukwuma" as "Chukwumma", I meaning, just deceiving his Ewedu black amala skull.

The above in bold in his write up, if you are not smart you won't know he is referring to Diezani Madueke. He is referring to her as an Igbo woman, which I don't mind since she has Igbo blood in her and prefer to marry and associate with Igbos. But this same afonja will call her SS/Niger Delta whenever oil is involved. Make God never forgive this people...strike them in the neck with your thunder.

Why not discuss the facts raised and forget the name you do not understandor who wwrote it. If only you have seen war, you won't be so sarcastic. Besides, if you have a point, you can make it without name calling and so much hate.
By the Odiraa-Chukwumma literally means "if it's fine with God".

I see another Somalia in the making ;

The recent secession moves by the IPOB seems to be gathering momentum every passing day. It is more so after the Federal Government most unfortunately made a hero out of a man without known or recorded antecedents in any sphere of life by incarcerating him for close to 2 years.
Now to the crux of the matter. The agitation is based on two purported issues.
1. Marginalization and
2. Actualizing the Biafran/ Ojukwu dream.
While Ikemba Odumegwu Ojukwu of blessed memory had in a video chat with foreign pressmen said, "... it will be insane for anyone to provoke another civil war, I don't think it's necessary.," I personally share his opinion hence I want to dwell on point number one, 'Marginalization '.
Each time I hear the word Marginalization, my first reaction has always been, "who is marginalizing who?".
Today monies that would have been enough for the second Niger bridge are in the personal pockets of an Igbo woman and a one time most powerful minister in Nigeria.
Her children are presently partying with American celebrities in the sky with private jets while some of us here are not sure of the next meal. This is just one case scenario out of so many and don't pretend that you do not know what I am talking about.

Just two days ago, the Pope received a delegation from Nigeria and precisely from Ahiara diocese of the Catholic Church. Their mission? To complain that they do not want one Bishop Okpaleke because he is Igbo from Anambra State and not Igbo from Imo State, preferably Ahiara. God forbid! This is happening in the body of Christ!
For sure our greed and internal bickering alone will choke the baby 'Biafra' even before it learns to crawl assuming, just assuming it survives at birth.

Enugu/Onitsha road has been a death trap over the years, do you know why? Because one of the Igbo untouchables has his fingers deep in the contract porridge.
Again I ask, "who is marginalizing who?"
I was lucky to be at the Royal Palace hotel Enugu, the day late Ikemba handed Uwazulike to the Igbos as our next leader. Whether he has earned our confidence or not, is an issue for another day.
Now, Kanu has suddenly become the Igbo leader. Where, when and how he was crowned still remains a mystery.
His family are as I write this, safely abroad just like the families of many who are fanning his megalomania ego.
With Cross Rivers, Akwa-Ibom, Delta and Kogi States already opting out of the so called IPOB, are you not seeing a land - locked Country of Biafra?

With tomatoes, carrot, yam, rice, maize, watermelon etc all coming from the North, do you not see an import duty being paid on all of these?
I am not a writer and I ask for your forgiveness for my shortcomings but let us open our eyes and reason.
If only those in diaspora especially the jobless ones can come back home with their families to help us prosecute the war, then and only then will I begin to take their support for Nnamdi Kanu seriously.
Until then, I only see a future Somalia.
-Odiraa- Chukwumma -

My dear, you are a very wise guy. You were right you know. Commit that suicide and end it all. Why? Because you are a DISGRACE to men and your family.
Love my foot!

He who fetches ant - infested firewood should be ready to play host to the lizard. I have warned countless times about this our so called Biafran agitation but earned names like saboteur and the like. Now, we are just realizing that it must involve shedding innocent blood and forfeiting properties all over the Country.
I am waiting and watching.

I know Igbos must top the list. Thanks to all seven for making Nigeria proud. However, Aliko Dangote is supposed to have made the list

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profhezekiah:
Let me get U some senses it seems U lack, drug dealers and prostitutes are mainly prooducts of South East and South south, they came to d calm and most peaceful part of the world to cause chaos,God ll destroy U, U (SS and Igbo) came to Epe twice to come and kidnap innocent students because of ur unsatible lust and quest for money,God will surely destroy U and ur damnable tribe

So much hatred? Why? At the rate this tribal hatred is going on in this Country, I really wonder what we are going to leave behind for future generations in the name of a Country. Glory to God that God will not destroy anyone simply because you asked Him to.
I am an Igbo man but more importantly, I am a Nigerians. I love my Country

Did the Nigeria police actually say that ? Consent by a ten year old? A minor ?
I might not be sure what our constitution says but in USA, the law protects the minor in such cases believing he/she does not know what he/she was doing .

Kathmandu:
Don't help her. She doesn't deserve your help.


Imagine pouring water on you? Tell her to go to Hell

That's harsh. If we keep paying back evil with evil, the world will be a horrible place. Show some love

MaziOmenuko:
You are sure he is going to be judged and condemned on final day, but for the pastor who was the instrument for his anger, you say it's only God that has the final say in his own matter; isn't that hypocrisy in 3-D? It's easy for you to condemn the young man but for the case of his pastor, your tongue is tied.

Mtchewww

Hosea 4:6 says" my people perish for lack of knowledge '
Thanks for your brash response . My tongue was not tied but only said the truth . Whether the pastor was right or wrong, whether he is even fake is not for me to say but God who called him ."touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm"
If obeying God's command is hypocrisy to you, then my dear, you need to seek the face of God.

You will not be judged on the last day for not ticking in your shirt but you will be judged for succumbing to anger and pride except you repent of both.
As for the pastor, only God who sees in secret has the only and final say about his action .

Why so much hatred and jealousy? Though born into a wealthy family, this man started early in life to struggle for success . You can do same. Channel the energy you spend on hating Dangote into something more productive and who knows you might just turn out like he did.

When you are used to sinister consultations and lobbying before getting anything, then, appreciating anything given on merit becomes suspicious .
Rochas, your daughter is above 18. Hope you do not also decide for her, the particular days she sleeps with her husband .

kimbra:
Women are not polygamous. We should learn how to speak for ourselves. Because few silly ones cheat on their husband doesn't mean all cheat.

If a man is jobless they'd nag but few weeks or a month out of town isn't a reason for any woman to cheat on her husband. He's doing the both of you a favour by pulling the necessary resources needed to run a home, and such men shouldn't be repaid with cheating.

I can never cheat on whoever I marry, I rather do you the favour of not marring you.

If he has a potbelly, you could help him do stuffs to deflate it. That's if there's love in the first place.

You are the bomb . Wish it's possible to give you a thousand likes

ObikeNkem:
Ifeanyi Ubah is being persecuted because he is an Igbo man. I sense Dangote's hand in this because Dangote is jealous of we Igbos and he does not want Ifeanyi Ubah to dominate him in the Oil and Gaas Industry

Why must we twist everything around tribal and religious sentiments ?
In what area should Dangote be jealous of Ifeanyi Ubah who has not even made the Forbes list?
Don't get it twisted, I am a complete and original igbo man from Anambra State .I only believe it's high time we discarded our tribal and religious blindfolds and look at issues on their merit .
Ogwu ka ora m n'onu.

Nigeria Immigration Service Boarder Corps Unit of Katsina State Command, Babban Ruga Check Point made a big arrest of some Boko Haram members . Several arms and ammunition were also recovered.

She is beautiful but what criteria did you use in proclamating her the most beautiful girl in Anambra State ?

I am seriously beginning to get angry at the unwarranted meddling of British journalist Eric Stuart Joyce in the affairs of Nigeria.
At this point my question is, who is paying him?
Nigeria as a Country has been through turbulent times including BH, Chibok girls, recession and lots more. Never for once has this so called journalist been deeply involved in any of this as he presently is in making sure that he is the first to announce his own death (not PMB's).
Nigerians are just recovering from his fake news of Mr President's death and suddenly , he is at it again. Now, he is reminding Nigerians of our right to ask questions about Mr President's health. Mr Joyce, don't you think you should concentrate right now on helping the police to unravel the perpetrators of the recent Manchester bombing?
We are no longer under your colonial rule and as an Independent Country, we know when and what we need to ask questions about without you reminding us. Tell your paymaster that Nigerians are fed up with your bullshit and that we will continue praying for PMB until God restores him fully.

funimages:
are you sure you are in Nigeria or else where,,, even dummies know immigration is recruiting now

Did you bother to check the date of that post and other subsequent updates I have been giving since the recruitment exercise was officially unveiled?
Besides, you should learn to mind your language when on net

The man that refused to wear uniform is working , obviously refusing to take kickbacks . Meanwhile, some Nairalanders are busy checking the spelling of rifle and the difference between rifle and short gun .
Kwantinuu.

No 3 really got me. Thought she would have come from Africa especially Nigeria

The Comptroller General of Nigeria Immigration Service has released a circular today at the Service Headquarters in Suaka village Abuja about the ongoing Immigration recruitment .
He has warned members of the public not to succumb to any form of manipulation by any person or group of persons who might use the opportunity to swindle them as applications are totally FREE.
See attached circular.

THIS IN IT'S ENTIRETY SEEMS THE ORIGINAL SCAM. THE WEBSITE OF THE NIS LIKE ALL OTHER FEDERAL AGENCIES ENDS WITH gov.ng AND NOT org.ng.
BESIDES, IF NIS IS RECRUITING, ONLINE PUBLICATION SHOULD NOT BE IT'S ONLY SOURCE OF PUBLICITY.
THERE ARE EQUALLY PEOPLE WHO SHOULD KNOW .
OP, PLEASE VERIFY THE AUTHENTICITY OF YOUR INFORMATION TO AVOID MISLEADING INNOCENT JOB SEEKERS EXCEPT YOU ARE TAKING FULL RESPONSIBILITIES OF THE SOURCE .
BE WELL GUIDED

maximunimpact:
How to apply for Nigeria immigration service (NIS) recruitment 2017 – nisrecruitment.org.ng

General Information

This is to notify candidates and the General Public that www.nisrecruitment.org.ng is the official Nigerian Immigration Service URL that links to the Recruitment and Enlistment Portal. Any website or portal apart from this portal is considered a SCAM. Any candidate who visits any other website does it at his/her own RISK
THIS ONLINE APPLICATION IS FREE
Online Registration starts on ……
General Requirement for Recruitment

Applicant must be Nigerian by birth.
Applicants must be medically fit and present certificate of medical fitness from a government hospital.
Applicant must be of good character and must not have been convicted of a criminal offence and must not be a member of a secret society/cult.
Applicant must be free from financial embarrassment.
Applicant must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
Applicant’s height must not be less than 1.65m for males and 1.60m for females.
Applicant’s chest measurement of not less than 0.87m for men.
Please Note:

Any certificate or qualification not declared or tendered and accepted at recruitment centre shall not be acceptable after recruitment exercise.
A duly completed and signed guarantor’s section of the application form to be presented for screening, which is to be signed by officers not below the rank of Chief superintendent of Immigration (CSI) or its equivalents in the sister organization.
AVAILABLE POSITIONS

SUPERINTENDENT CADRE

Assistant Superintendent of Immigration II (ASI ”)

Applicant must possess a minimum of first degree from a recognized institution of higher learning.
NYSC discharged certificate
Applicants must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
Apply here
INSPECTORATE CADRE

Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) & Assistant Inspector of Immigration (AII)

Applicants for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) must possess a minimum of Higher National Diploma (HND) from a recognized institution.
Applicants for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
NYSC certificate is compulsory for senior Inspector of Immigration (SII)
Applicants for Assistant Inspector of Immigration (AII) must possess a minimum of NCE/OND from a recognized institution.
Applicants fo Assistant Inspector of Immigration(AII) must be between the ages of 18-26 years.
Apply here
ASSISTANT CADRE

Immigration Assistant III (IA ”’)

Applicant must be a holder of SSCE,NECO, GCE O/Level with minimum of four(4) credit in not more than 2 sittings, which should include English and Maths.
Applicants must be between the ages of 18-25 years.
APPLY HERE

SUPERINTENDENT CADRE

Assistant Superintendent of Immigration II (ASI ”)

Applicant must possess a minimum of first degree from a recognized institution of higher learning.
NYSC discharged certificate
Applicants must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
APPLY HERE

INSPECTORATE CADRE

Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) & Assistant Inspector of Immigration (AII)

Applicants for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) must possess a minimum of Higher National Diploma (HND) from a recognized institution.
Applicants for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
NYSC certificate is compulsory for senior Inspector of Immigration (SII)
Applicants for Assistant Inspector of Immigration (AII) must possess a minimum of NCE/OND from a recognized institution.
Applicants fo Assistant Inspector of Immigration(AII) must be between the ages of 18-26 years.
APPLY HERE

http://nisrecruitment.org.ng/

http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2017/05/22/apply-nigeria-immigration-service-recruitment-2017-nisrecruitment-org-ng/

Mynd44, Lalasticlala

THIS IN IT'S ENTIRETY LOOKS LIKE THE ORIGINAL SCAM BECAUSE THE NIGERIA IMMIGRATION SERVICE WEBSITE LIKE ALL OTHER FEDERAL AGENCIES ENDS WITH gov.ng AND NOT ORG.NG.
BESIDES, IF NIS IS RECRUITING, IT'S PUBLICATION IS NEVER LIMITED TO ONLINE PUBLICITY ONLY.
THIRDLY, THERE ARE THOSE WHO SHOULD KNOW .
OP PLEASE VERIFY THE AUTHENTICITY OF YOUR INFORMATION TO AVOID LEADING INNOCENT JOB SEEKERS ASTRAY EXCEPT IF YOU ARE TAKING FULL RESPONSIBILITIES FOR THE SOURCE OF THIS INFORMATION .
BE GUIDED.

CROWNWEALTH019:
And buhari is still alive, cant we just exchange this life for that useless vegetable



R.I.P bro

Fortunately you are not God and can never be God. Won't be a surprise if Buhari outlives many who wish him dead

Would have loved to believe my eyes but the presence of so much foundation ' on those faces is not helping me judge correctly

What are you selling points because if pretty and graduate are your only qualifications, nne, you are in for a long search . Even Google can't help you
Now, is your father Dangote or his relations?
How much do you stand to inherit if your old man passes on?
Do you have American, Canadian or European citizenship status?
When last did your personal account balance drop to N10m?
Finally, if you can say yes to all the above, what is your BVN No?
Maybe, I might be interested

geekybabe:
At least her sister helped her. And she has made a name for herself by having her own business.

If linda be your sister, you no go take advantage of it?
Nigerians and hate tho. If your relative is ordinary local govt chairman u no go do more?

Geeky dear, you can make your point without questioning the pedigree of someone you do not know .peace!

Didn't know that riding on her sister's fame and wealth has turned her to a celebrty

From the pictures, there's no way the vehicle can move with the guy's head on the rear tire. Obviously, his left hand was handcuffed to the vehicle and he had the option of sitting in the vehicle or at worst running alongside it. With police men standing around him, the suspect was either trying to escape or resisting arrest as the vehicle is stationary

Sure you can be veryyyyyyyyy happy . Only wish your parents didnt come together to give birth to you and nurture you to adulthood.

So surprised that a Nairalander called the genuine efforts of this young lady fraudulent and got 104 likes. He/she accused her of making fake Gucci and Versache shoes. This mentality is exactly what has kept us where we are today .
China and Taiwan were once known as safe havens of fake products . Today, China is one of the World's strongest economies.
Kudos young lady cobbler.