₦airaland Forum

pansophist:
Lol

Nigerians are patiently waiting for Tinubu to inform them that they are in a very deep soup.

That their country is on autopilot down the drain, and that hope, the precious thing that makes human preserve in the face of untold suffering has been lost.

With a largely uneducated citizens, indebted government, corrupt leaders and masses, worthless currency, runaway inflation, weak passport, divided citizens, etc, where exactly will redemption come from?

Where?

Acidosis:
We need to create a policy in this country that permits the withdrawal of people's certificate.

Karleb:
Aside from those that have closed, many won't start because of these underlying factors.

The only industry that moves regardless of the economy is the religion industry.

Make God forgive me.

casualobserver:
Who are these Uk based Nigerian entrepreneurs? Nigerians in the Uk are employees. A Nigerian “business” in the Uk is nothing more than a barbershop, a Naija restaurant or a shop selling Nigerian foods like yam and snails.

Indians, Chinese, polish and other immigrants get to the Uk and establish scalable large businesses. I. Over a generation of Nigerian settlers to the UK. Name a Nigerian business in the UKK making waves. It’s tells you our problem is not Nigeria because it is the same opportunities available to all these foreigners I. The Uk that are available to Nigerians. Even the Somalis who came after Nigerians have established themselves in the Uk as business owners. What are the Nigerians doing….doctor, It contractor (without hierarchy or status) or they are nurses Uber drivers and admin staff. That’s it as far as the Uk goes.

Nigerians have no scalable businesses in the UK for the same reason we export nothing. We have nothing the world wants. Our contribution to the world are our skilled professionals and our natural resources. In the UK this translates to nothing but employee status. Our football players and music artistes are more influential and have more impact abroad than all our educated skilled professionals combined. The same reason our country is in a mess back home is the same reason we are nothing but a pool of skilled Labour when we go abroad. But for the fact that we have the Nigerian market to ourselves, there probably won’t be big Nigerian owned businesses in Nigeria. It’s time we started asking ourselves some tough questions.

emmanuelewumi:
I use United Capital, the beauty of their Eurobond Fund is that you can borrow against your Investments to the tune of 80% the black market rate value at interest rate of 18% per annum

pansophist:
Buy a bicycle, and learn to walk a lot, to cut off unnecessary commuting expense.

Cook stew, then replace meat/fish/chicken with eggs. Then buy rice and beans and garri in bulk.

Cut off social life that involve spending, so no beer parlour things, and no tithing. God will understand

Try to supplement your income with jobs that pays you the same day and involve no capital, such as fishing customers to vendors in a market place for commission etc.

Cut off unnecessary burden. You're in survival mode, so any lazy family that is not in their A game, avoid them

If you muse eat out, eat calory densed foods, that will take you long, such as beans, fufu, if possible.

Nazgul:
Eat at cheap roadside vendors. Those ones don't sell by plate, they sell by spoon. So you can buy yam N200, Beans N100. Avoid buying any kind or form of meat. At night you can buy elewa and bread. Maybe elewa N200 bread N200. That's N700 for the day. 700 multiplied by 7 days would give you 4,900 for the week. The additional N100 would be for pure water.

For this to work, you must avoid women. They would only scatter your slim budget and leave you on a compulsory fasting.

pansophist:
I'm sorry. I don't have any advice to give. I hope you can figure it out. Goodluck

pansophist:
Every single Nigerian contributed to this. We rather import than manufacture, we prefer foreign products, politicians stash money abroad, we import skilled people to build our infrastructure, we only export oil. Etc.

Nigerians, it's all your fault.

Gadafii:
IDF go bleed if they enter Gaza on foot, they worst they could do they have already done, indiscriminate bombing 😂😂

An average IDF is a coward

HolinessForever:
Russia has reportedly given permission to Iranian operated flights to use the Hmeimim Airbase in Western Syria to deliver weapons to Iranian Backed Militants.

This comes after Israel's repeated attacks on the Damascus & Aleppo Airports.

AQ

Mille:
I don't understand Syria and Lebanon. Don't these countries have an AirForce or at least any form of air defense?

I usually don't hear of them shooting anything over their countries. Every missile seems to hit their target.

BoldBrainz:
There's practically no commodity in the Nigerian markets that's without a VAT charge, down to recharge cards and consumables. We have been paying that tax as a people everyday for about 20years (I stand corrected) to the FG coffers. Yet the very essence as to why the citizenry of any nation pays taxes, remains elusive to the ordinary masses. All the accumulated trillions of naira have been pilfered by Nigerian politicians at all levels, but a Nigerian can wake up on the morning of October 22nd 2023, to suggest that the same government should tax the impoverished people even more.

It is you and your village people who'll pay those taxes for me because I refuse to be a beast of burden in my own country.

Nazgul:
The poor girl just bought the cucumber for consumption purpose. Her mom is the one who has a dirty mind.

advanceDNA:
Sigh!!

Is it that u don't know what paternity fraud is or ur girlfriend dey monitor ur comment on nairaland??

Odin13:
That one done catch you keep.. leave her na by mouth?

Just go pay dowry ..

You no leave her when you suppose do.. she manipulate you enter Lagos .. get job close to her .. ah..

Now tell us honestly.. you don loot any girl aside her ?

You see why i say make you go pay dowry.. weda you see future or not ..

Single mothers ba?

Jones her .. see stabbing

cutieme:
martiniyke12@gmail.com
That's my email address bro,you can drop me your number there then we can chat,I can't pm you here as I'm no longer using the email address I used in opening my profile.

advanceDNA:
Ehennnn!!!! Treat her like her company u want to be employed?? Abi no be these same women wey several other men dey chike and fvck anyhow??

.... Una dey try ooooooo

cutieme:
Bro I'd like to chat you up,can you please drop me your WhatsApp contact?

atiku4President:
Noted. At least the concerned Rep has said something worthy of reporting. Some are there and the only time they have raised their hands is to collect bullet proof SUV.

sharpwriter:
Spend and enjoy your time jejely o... If you commit suicide, you'll be sent back to another body, born as a baby and grow to continue the lesson you didn't complete when you decided to call it quits

So it's good to complete your class and not drop out, lest you repeat

Vl3ly:
interpretation of today's statement by Vladimir Putin about the patrolling of the MiG-31I/K over the Black Sea by NATO analysts:

Russia easily destroyed nuclear-resistant underground headquarters and warehouses, as well as Patriot air defense missile batteries, using Kinzhal hypersonic cruise missiles.

A 500 kg warhead may seem small, but due to its extremely high speed, it can penetrate the hull of an aircraft carrier and explode inside the ship, causing severe damage or even sinking the aircraft carrier in the worst case scenario.

Putin clearly made a big threat. He said that Russia can intervene if necessary and that they can take action against a problem such as an attack on Russia.

3 are enough to sink the air craft carriers so at the max requires 12 Missiles to sink the sitting ducks Aircraft carrier from US and UK as per Scott Ritter and Anderi Martyanovo

Vl3ly:
Russia threatens to hit US aircraft carriers that came to support Israel

Today, Vladimir Putin announced that Russian MiG-31I/K fighters, carriers of the Kinzhal hypersonic missile systems, will patrol over the Black Sea.

This can be regarded as a clear signal from the United States, which sent two aircraft carriers to the Mediterranean Sea.

"Dagger" can hit a US aircraft carrier and the missile defense system will not be able to protect it. A 500 kg warhead may seem small, but due to its extremely high speed, it can penetrate the hull of an aircraft carrier and explode inside the ship, causing severe damage or even sinking the aircraft carrier in the worst case scenario.

Thus, Putin clearly made a big threat. He said and showed in practice that Russia can intervene if necessary

Vl3ly:
Russia threatens to hit US aircraft carriers that came to support Israel

Today, Vladimir Putin announced that Russian MiG-31I/K fighters, carriers of the Kinzhal hypersonic missile systems, will patrol over the Black Sea.

This can be regarded as a clear signal from the United States, which sent two aircraft carriers to the Mediterranean Sea.

"Dagger" can hit a US aircraft carrier and the missile defense system will not be able to protect it. A 500 kg warhead may seem small, but due to its extremely high speed, it can penetrate the hull of an aircraft carrier and explode inside the ship, causing severe damage or even sinking the aircraft carrier in the worst case scenario.

Thus, Putin clearly made a big threat. He said and showed in practice that Russia can intervene if necessary

ebenezerdaniel:
Am happily married to a single mother and I never regretted doing that.

99thEnemy:


Lemme not say anything.

No be for my mouth una go hear say na hot Eba been kill Moses.

Tallesty1:
One thing I learned from this Israel v Gaza war is that we have a large number of terrorists on Nairaland.

Map1:
Nairaland is like second home to me, what ever you are looking for, just checked there.more specialist on sex matters.

lordnkem000:
I love Nairaland o, nothing u no go learn here, infact u no fit loss for here. See how my guys dey describe olosho joints for area

tensazangetsu20:
Bros the thing shock me o. 4000 naira. Omho asewo work no dey pay o . What's that gonna do and the op go still say make them suck him prick join

tensazangetsu20:
Men

SeaTrade:
There's been way more people that have been favoured by government in their capacities and they all failed.
FG is having tough time retrieving debts from NIRSAL,BOI,etc..beneficiaries ,why is that so?
Look,every big business at one point or the other is favoured somehow by somebody, doesn't make the beneficiary's efforts useless.And I'm not even admitting to Dangote being a beneficiary to any government support.
What synergies?Every government has basic requirements for all its sectors,if you want to play in that space,meet the REQUIREMENTS.
Nobody is frustrating or witchhunting you,there's over 5 to 6 solid players in cement as we speak so Where's the monopoly.
As for refinery,no one wanted to invest in it after holding refining licenses for many years for reasons known to them,now Dangote has taken the risk and you're shouting monopoly.

Did you expect Dangote group to source it's forex from the parallel market?Is he a spare parts dealer or what?

If you work hard enough,you'll also be a beneficiary to government waivers,
Innoson too has been enjoying government patronage for his vehicles because he creates significant value.