₦airaland Forum

Odewaleadesoye:
Trees like these won't survive in Nigeria.

I trust my charcoal people... Food don land be that.

Thanks to the Oyinbos for preserving this great nature for us.

Please plant a tree today and save the universe.

Are you a tree advocate? I am too, actually since 2 minutes ago. Let's go out there and paint the world green with trees buddy! After we are done we can come smoke some leaves .

Mood11:
What about the men

What method should the wives of the men with randy di¦cks deploy to keep them in check?
At least the women are not forcking themselves with their fingers


What is good for the goose is good for the gander

No, men are blessed by nature to procreate and sow their oats into the wild, so the comparison is void.

ahnie:
Have you ever heard of the word called...MIND YOUR BUSINESS?

One hell of an unprofitable business I almost went bankrupt

TemmyDayo50:
Top of the morning to us all...
Please kindly profer a possible solution to this...

I use an Honda accord 2003 Ex 4 plugs.. I had a major work done on the car engine recently which prompted the mechanic to remove my engine from the car.. On mounting the engine back, we noticed the gear won't engage to reverse once you start the car but once we shift it to Drive and then back to reverse, it will now then engage reverse. Also, the Drive only Engages the first gear without shifting to other gears...so presently, it only moves on gear 1 without changing to 2 let alone get to 4. I tried shifting it manually from D1 to D2 but still, it won't change from gear 1. The problem just started when we mounted the engine back... There was nothing wrong with the gear prior that and it was shifting smooth.. So I guess it may be a wrong connection from the mechanic but we checked and yet, we haven't seen anything that's out of place in the components around the gear...

Please help in proffering possible solution. It's really affecting my business at the moment as I can't use the car...

Change transmission fluid. Use only Honda DW1.

Dyt:
23 New COVID-19 Cases, 9 Discharged And 0 Deaths On November 18


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=258067453024896&id=100064649291568

I think it's high time you took a break from this news. Most Nigerians don't care about Covid anymore. You've done well.

The question is quite vague

MadamVanessa:



Why do i have this feeling that Anita is even the devil here not Lola.

Anyways, i am happy for them .

Because you heard an unfounded rumour that Anita is divorcing Paul.

It would be nice if they do a remix of one of their old bestseller and release it as a single to mark their comeback. "Do me" or "busy body" would be nice.

The should fight their battle. When we were protesting the other time for their welfare, they carried gun and shot at us

Seun:
According to the following excerpt from the report of the Lagos #EndSARS Judicial panel, the Lekki Shooting of October, 20, 2020 was a massacre.

Mynd44, pocohantas, madridguy, y'all got your report.

Resign

PrimadonnaO:
Lool.

Many churches may not consent to all that, though.

Yeah, I know. But it's good to dream

Notyourtype:
After i bought a ring and wanted to suprise my girl today after service, i was suprise to walk out of the church and headed straight home like i never had a plan..

i want to do it in a very romantic way, i've watched videos on youtube and thought today was the day, but i have not gotten the courage yet..

I kno very well she will say yes, as this has always being her prayer, but i still don't just know the best way to do it..

I will have to wait again till next sunday, as i told myself i will propose to her inside the church..

please nairalanders, i need a method that will be romantic, i don't just want to propose to her, but rather, i want it to be very romantic..

should i just walk to her and do it, or is there a better way i can do it to make it more romantic?

Please help me reach more people, next sunday is the day.. Thanks

Normally I'll discourage you because I think proposals should be private, but then a thought crossed my mind, you may like it .

This should be done with proper foreknowledge of your Pastor and other select people. Towards the close of service just before benediction, have your Pastor announce there would be a special rendition by the choir. Over to the choir, they are to sing a really romantic song that would leave the congregation guessing and wondering what's happening. At the end of their rendition which shouldn't be too long, have the media unit project boldly on the screen the words, "marry me" (if there is none, have some kids display the words boldly on a placard). A slight pause would do, at this moment the suspense is building up. Then you walk up to the altar, take up the mic and give a very short romantic talk motioning your fiancee forward.

The ring!

_{I know, don't thank me, PrimadonnaO has been teaching me how to be a hopeless romantic}

Jacobs has always been on the average side. He was never skinny. His recent weight loss has nothing to do with age. He has obviously been sick for a while now and may still be. Whichever it is, I wish him speedy recovery.

ashala:
Funny enough, the new Electrician refused to open up on the actual thing he did.
When i towed the car to his workshop, i wanted to give him a brief history of the issue with the car but he said i shouldn't bother as he would run his own analysis and correct the fault ASAP.
Since all i wanted was to have my car repaired, i had no choice.
To my greatest surprise, the young man called me the next day to come and carry the car and gave me a bill of N45,000 which after much haggling he reduced to N35,000.

Hmm, well what matters is that your car got fixed. Congrats.

Ideally it should be one man and his wives. My fear is not being able to have as many women as I want. They are too many beautiful girls in this world that needs man

JeffSA:


This is a common practice here. 8 out of 10 SA girls age 22years have one, two or three kids at some point.

I once have a girlfriend that her 4 siblings share three different fathers.

Once u married a Southy girl be prepared for heartbreak, lies and cheating. The are very promiscuous.

I once had a South Africa girl over, she fvcked me all night, u heard me right? She was the one ridding me

The next night my neighbor went to work on a night shift, the girlfriend came knocking on my door thinking i was the one making the girl scream so loud and for a long time the other night, so she wanted to have a feel of that.

Your guess is as good as mine i fvcked her but mind you I don't know and haven't spoken to her before that. That's how promiscuous they are.

They drink a lot too and start at a very young age at home ooo and will never stop even after marriage.

I have seen a whole family drinking at home even the young ones. They rather drink alcohol than eat. You can fvck one over a bottle of drink.

Please how can I get to South Africa from Ijebu Ode? Serious question

Amotolongbo:
Promiscuity in South Africa is on another level.
The men who impregnated them should be sentenced

Little wonder HIV is so prevalent in the country.

You're being unreasonable. Since when has it become a criminal offence to have good segz?

iamyemiakins:
I no dey put mouth for family matters, make 2Baba use the preek wey he use start all these settle am too

You mean she needs his dick ? I think he should give it to her, and a ring too. Men deserve to enjoy more than one woman in a lifetime.

PrimadonnaO:
It's the most romantic gesture ever when it's coming from someone you love.

A boyfriend, fiancé, husband...

The intentionality is beautiful...

The princessy feeling...

But from anyone else... Please keep it. Feels inappropriate.

You sound like a hopeless romantic

I like this guy. The only man that "cheats" on his wife and still get apologized to.

bukatyne:
Accepted what proposal?

You didn't read where she said he asked her out?

spyder880:
Like these? I think its normally 8ft x 4ft.

How much do these cost?

E nor go pass all these deeper life women. Dem go dress like masquerade expecting to see man

I think the timing for the studies is not quite right. She is pregnant, and studying with it will be lots of stress. Maybe give it some time. If she must school, it were better you consider school options closer to home to reduce the nightmare of commuting on Nigerian roads

Annabelle12344:
I just created this account to post this.
I'm really Disturbed.

My wedding is approaching and I'm so excited about it.
Before I met my husband to be, there's this married man I know. Right from day one he told me who was married but his family based in a different state. I told him I'm single and I can't marry a married man nor date a married man. We both laughed about it.

Years passed, he became so close to my family and everybody around me. He comes to my house, gist with my mum, siblings and my family members are very accommodating.
I had my boyfriend whom everyone knows, that I have nothing with this man.
he support me financially some times. I have been helpful as well in my own ways. most times, I helped him out with cooking, even followed him to supper market to pick beautiful clothes (wears) for his wife and children. I have known this man for about 4 yrs now, but never have I had intimat.e relationship with him. He's like a big brother to me although he deeply loved me and have asked me out severally, but i have never involved myself with him s.exuallly.

This man have been so good to me, but now, I want to get married and he's so angry with me, he appears so hurt and heartbroken. He's behaving as if I betray his love. He's acting as if nothing mean anything to him any more. He almost lost his job last week due to lack of concentration. He takes his job carelessly now,

How can I help him heal emotionally, without distracting my own marriage?

Is ignoring him at this point the best option?


How should I handle this? Pls advice

What you are feeling is guilt. You led him on for four good years and now you want to drop him hot. You know what you did and it's just evil. He asked you out, why wouldn't you marry him? At least he didn't hide the fact he already had a wife. You could have accepted his proposal from the outset and all of this wouldn't have happened. It would have been a journey of marital bliss for you all. But alas, the one man one wife hogwash blinded you from rational thinking.

ashala:
Thanks guys, your advice made me change Electrician .
Lo and behold the new Electrician fixed the car that same day, a car that had stayed four months in the workshop of the previous electrician.
Una thanks oooo

Glad you got help. How did he resolve it?

pretydiva:
Na person role model be this so oo Even with all the surgeries, her ugliness can make a little child convuls.

Pls next time, do a brain surgery to have sense. Cos it's obvious sense is far from you.

Why so bitter?

Hope she won't blackmail him later of sexually molesting her when she was a kid?

What's a virgin hair really?

Kobojunkie:
Honestly, what you are doing so far is not wrong! You are being the mature party in your marriage at this point and that is key is the relationship is to have hope of survival.

I do hope though that you understand that your wife is not a child to be scolded by you, nor is she your ward in need of training as some insist. She is a grown up, just like you, and you are best approaching her as such, no matter what.

You are right. Though women can behave like children sometimes, which is why I don't mind giving them a little spanking from time to time, you know, to recalibrate the screw up there. However I've found a way to totally avoid getting into such situation by going the way of our fathers, stocking up a harem of different assortments of ladies. That way each wife will be jostling to please me and do my will. With that we can all have a perfect home. I wish other men like the OP will think the same way too. Imagine spending your whole life with a pig, yuck .

Supreme145:
The kind of cane that I chopped on top one Mexican movie called Desperado ehhn, we had one film rental shop close to our house and the guy loves watching desperado every evening. Naso I go leave errand wey dem send me dey watch desperado almost every evening. Due to that flogging was my dinner every day cos I must be sent on an errand every evening and I must abandon it for desperado...those days mehn

Miguel Bain