₦airaland Forum

MissGodOwn:
Evening newspaper is a very derogatory word. They're some words that we as humans shouldn't use on our fellow humans.
I'm very positive that if u had sisters whom u truly n deeply respect, u won't use that language for any woman again.

O ga o! Babe no take am personal na.

XhosaNostra:
Loooooool. I'm a somewhat attractive girl, but never in my life have I relied on my appearance for anything. I'm not that shallow. I don't know what Juliet is like in person, but does she possess even half of the qualities that I have?
Look, I know my worth. People don't usually like me because I'm easy on the eye. I have my flaws, but I'm a good person, so it'll be their loss, really.

Like someone asked bf, is there a platform like Nairaland in South Africa? N like someone else said, that it looks like u like Nigerians, so I il also say, come on down to Nigeria n get hooked up. Lol!

First an for most I might be right or I might be wrong, what I ve observed is that women are emotionally beings. Not that men are not emotional but women are more emotional than men. They work with their instincts n when it comes to marriage it is the same thing. The woman must like a guy to a certain extent bf she agrees to ve a relationship with that man. I don't believe in love at first sight, cus love is nortured n grows over time. But if a woman doesn't like u she won't love u, ever! For them it is like that. If u entice her with money n she eventually marries the man, she might ve boyfriends outside her marriage and incase of any financial hiccup, boy she will leave ur ass. She won't even think of her children and staying for better or worse.

[quote author=makydebbie post=86731646]Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed. [/quote
U wan shrink the bra? Lol! ����

I agree with the doctors, experience in the field is of more importance than a PHD u just sit in class n r given theoretical insites, on the field experience is very important.

Men be warned never spend so much on a woman who is not ur wife that has children for u o! Even wife that has no child is dangerous

Our God is not a Parcial God. He gives money to the worwor guy so he can marry the fine babe. So u want make worwor marry worwor. U no good o!

post=86595728:
Okay,
E ku explanation.
We will be free yesterday!

Better get busy and face whatever you are doing in Abuja squarely and leave all these roforofo (like woman) gist by the side.
Well, helping us to peel onions and grind pepper (manually) will fetch you money sha....we are that nice


@Topic, we need Translator from Hausa to English biko!

OK e ku help.
Like u r bn helped by this administration by manually grinding onions and pepper for them to make small money which at the end of the day has made u forget where u came from.

AshiraWealthy:
Come and die for me to make up the list.

No problem! But u would just faint small before anything.

McCoy662:
I'M NOT STUPID AS MOST PEOPLE HERE ERRONEOUSLY THINK. I'M JUST A GENTLE MAN, AND THERE'S THIS CONNECTION WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEONE. AND FINDING OUT WHY THIS STRANGE BEHAVIOR CAN DO MUCH GOOD TO ME, AT LEAST THE NEXT GIRL TO DATE IS NOT MY SISTER TOO, SO I CAN'T BE SO SURE SHE WILL STICK WITH ME. AND I DON'T LIKE FLIRTING.
I CAN JUST LOOK BACK TO REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS. THE FEELING WAS MUTUAL, WE WERE BEST OF FRIENDS CUM LOVERS. ITS NOT LIKE I CAN'T MOVE ON OR THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET ANOTHER GIRL, IN FACT, TOASTING A GIRL IS NOT A BIG DEAL FOR ME AND SHE KNOWS THAT TOO. BUT I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF SHE COULD BE DOING IT ON PURPOSE, MAYBE A TEST OR COULD IT JUST BE REAL.

But just get it, I'm neither dumb nor stupid and it's not like I live only to sex. I go about my normal activities. But before I could make this impending mistake, I just had to ask this family if anyone knows what could be going on. We know women are tricky.

She knows she was getting more when she was with you. She is just trying to eat her cake n have it. Abi don't u give her financial something after the sex?

Auntyesther:
Raise your hands high above your head, close your eyes and repeat after me "dear lord! i know eye yam stewpeed but please gimme common sense". Amen

Y na?

So they just watch the Fulani herdsmen kill people?

Ogonimilitant:
Why is this government feel threatened by people who do not pose any threat to them and refuse to arrest Fulani herdsmen who kill them also book haram who are the real threat, beats known logic.

I think when this group starts bearing arms like book haram and Fulani herdsmen, the government and the police will start respecting them.

This burial will be the last place any lPOB member would want to jeopardize. But the plan of the government is to wreck the burial. It's not even in IPOB's attitude.

It seems Biafran insignia is more dreaded than Amotekun that the Fulanis have been crying since it was established.

Nigeria keep fallen Mugu to lPOB agitations

I m also surprised o! This is how they face issues they should just ignore n it il fizzle away, but they keep giving attention to the wrong matters leaving the important one to get worse. This is how this govt made Naira Marley famous with their wrong approach to matters.

post=86493200:
Ehya, Poor Cownu. RIP to Cownu wherever he is. Na dat part pain us pass!
......and u dey fornicate?! Okay ooo

Hahaha!!! Becareful u don't go blind with hate. Lol!

superlanny:
I remember one time, wey papa Johnny, dey always threaten me with rent money, na so I corner, chioma him daughter, as per correct gee na, chioma enjoy the gala Wella.
Upon papa chioma's discovery of my prolific and reckless abandonment in smashing of chioma's kpekus, he threatened me with with fire and brimstone, but as strong gee wey get Jesus for back, I relax my mind.
Every night as I dey sleep, I dey use one eye sleep, one eye dey watch, papa chioma.
Naso one day I forget say I no feed, my stupid dog named cownu, as I wake up for morning, na so I see cownu dey chop the sacrifice wey papa chioma, put for my dommot.
I swear cownu enjoy the sacrifice die, correct akara and pap, with plenty oil.
For my mind, I just say, "na thunder go fire this man"
I must still fire chioma.

Y must tribal sentiments creep into comments even when they are not supposed to. Hate kills.

post=86491570:
This won't be the first time we will be reading this kinda news on Nairaland, most times we get to find out that it is fraudsters abroad killing themselves.

Brothers killing brothers!
Hope this is not another one?!
We'll be waiting for the final investigation.....


Lol .
Hypocrite of the highest order!

Y be say na Drugs come into your brain instantly you saw the news, when you are the 1st person to comment on the thread?
Number one Characteristics of a wailer : HYPOCRISY!!


There is a Proverb for people like you......

Mama : who steal meat inside pot of soup?

Pikin : No be me o, i no dey chop soup wey no get salt!



Na today those animals dey kill demselves,
All because of money?!
Shame!

So eventually u ve surfaced. U r commenting now as if u r an encyclopedia of integrity, when other threads come up u become silent like a deaf n dumb person. Lol!

May his own father's land be dead n gone without buhari. Nonsense n ingredients.

philip0906:
Sanwo Olu is finally proving to be the drug addict the erstwhile governor accused him of.

Like his seniors at the federal level, he is proving to be a clueless, senile and unfortunate human. The saddest part of this whole thing is, his godfather, has Lagos by the balls and come next election, as long as he gets the nod of his godfather, thousands of senseless Lagosians would still queue up to vote him.

My brother I thought I was the only one aware of this.

Hmmm! All that glitters ain't gold. This noise I m skeptical about. Real people don't make noise. Audio plenty for this generation o!

tyup:
He'd be Burning in the deepest part of hell as we speak

Ipobs drug lord disgracing Nigeria abroad may y'all end like this. insha Allah

And may all bokoharam that has killed more people than this guy end more bitterly than him Isha Allah.

@ I not heard from you o! U need to tell us the reason for the delay o! Cus u r also always on the forefront when it is time to praise the govt so we understand that you are preview to to the inner workings of this govt.

But people are seriously waiting for ur comment o! Abi u brush teeth finish come just Waka commot? Walahi I no good!

odinson1:
waiting for @ For his usual trash

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I ve not seen his comment. Maybe he is brushing his teeth so he can't speak for now. Lol

Romangalactic:
It's not everytime the truth sets people free. I thought about this as well but there too may things at play.
I have always felt the treatment may not have positive results fast enough and will take many trials, so accepting responsibility for this child is a good way to save us the embarrassment of our families wondering why we have not had a child after marriage and it also ensures she won't be trying to get pregnant for the next three to four years, which gives me more time to sort myself out.

I know this is selfish of me,. thanks a lot for your suggestions.

I feel u on this n if u feel u can contain this as u said here u can carry on. What some people don't know is that sometimes in life a man is sometimes btw a rock and a hard place.

Sterope:
This whole madness is because the guy is a painter.

The guy is not just painting, he has a firm brush with which to do the job. he is also a very skilled painter. Lol! E painter ni o!

post=86389300:
Leave him, let him serve his time in jail.

This is how all looters and criminals will end in this nation.

Non of them will ever escape it, no matter the party they are.
As long as you pilfered our National and State treasury (as a corrupt politician) or you are being paid to support these evil politicians, (as a corrupt citizen),
no matter the party they are.
You will all end up miserably.

No be curse,
Na FACT!

Thank God u said no matter the party they r in. One day Buhari il also be probed n the truth il be known, and all the money spent in London on medical bills il be made public, one day.

Danhoys:
I don't know if this is the right section.. Please lala, your help is needed.

Just this morning, I got a debit alert from AlieXpress and was wondering how possible. I thought it must be a problem with Aliexpress since I do shop there.. As i was trying to get to support, I got another debit alert, and yet another.

I had to block the atm through my bank app. I tried looking for my atm and it was nowhere to be found.

It dawns on me that I've lost my atm and someone is shopping with it. Now my question is, is it possible to recover my money through my bank, possibly trace the transaction and know who did it?

The person who stole ur atm is close to you n knows u shop on aliexpress.

noleflendum:
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Sure u gone bonkers! Well that's how Tyson felt when Hollyfield knocked him out. He has never recovered from that defeat.
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Malawian:
It is not even just the drivers. The Mechanics who repair them, the people who opened shop to sell keke spare parts. I just did a little trek where they usually repair keke close to my shop, the place was just empty.

One good thing is the hold-up and commotion they cause in front of my shop have disappeared. My shop is right in front of a major bustop where they all congregate

Don't be surprised that, that commotion in front of ur shop also makes business boom for u. When u dey empty street who go enter shop?

noleflendum:
even chindinma that was using cucumber to service her toto is Fulani

Guess I got ur soft spot. U ran. Reckon ur not coming back. But if u do, I m ever ready to get in the ring with you.

noleflendum:
thank you that you finally accepted that he is EMEKA

Was wondering, was the video posted online in Lagos?