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I wonder who allowed this topic

shope:
Itz a mistake, I typed too Fast and i forgot to check thru, thatz what happen, I beg No Nail me again

Now i am wondering what dosage of Voodoo will be used on you!!

This is a social problem
How do we dea with it?

Can someone define me a Vagabond pls!!!!


Wondering Arab

Every now and then, we hear about rape and its victims. . . . . . . .
Ladies are more and more falling victims to this wicked act to men who just can't stick the stick in between their legs and cage it
but the disturbing aspect of this whole issue is getting victims to voice up the aggression and get the culprits punished

How can a girl let a guy out for such a heinous crime because she doesn't want that stigma over her?

Pls house, i want to pose three questions with valid and mature answers that i feel will help in growing human existence;

1. How do we get rape victims to speak up and get their offenders punished. Have in mind the stigma of being raped

2. The present Criminal Code act prescribes a life jail term for any one convicted of rape. Do you think this is enough or do you think otherwise?
lets know your thought on this. Is it too much or too little. Whatever your response, what do you prescribe? What possible remedy should be
employed to curb rape?

3. Can men be raped. Me thinks not but they can claim sexual assault. Rape doesn't occur until there is penetration again a man under pains and tension
or alcohol can not have an erection. So its just Sexual assault. But i bet some guys might think that this should be evened out. What do you think?

Answers people pls!!!!!

In case you don't find a chick for rent,
I sell soaps ooh!! that maybe the next option

earTHMama:
Yea and its not only in Nigeria they use salvaged cars, mexico, eastern europe and the rest of Africa buy them too besides some salvaged cars are still good to drive in the US. May be these guys save money from fixing the vehicles back home but I still think their profit margin is slim unless there are other forms of magic obtainable in the car business that will make them yield a bountiful profit. I ask again, what of those cars that come home with clean title and vehicle report yet they sell for less? How do the dealers cover that one?

No other forms of magic Sis
The profit margin is less. I have sold a car with a profit of just N250k
Whats in it for me? I have a job and just do this to 'meet up'.
Life is changing very fast and you need to go along with it. The LASG just imposed a tax of about 100k
For every lot owner and i had to liase with someone who has paid else the few i have in my lot will be towed
Even when we thought the increase in Forex rate will jerk up the rates, some are still selling ridiculously low
Whatever the case, 'Man must whack'.

earTHMama:
Is it still worth it?. I think it's better to deal on high end cars like mercedes, Rover, Bmw etc because they usually don't have a fixed rate at home like the toyotas and hondas.

Then be ready to have them in your lot for upward of 1yr and above
And remember, every passing day deals your price a serious jab below the belt.
I have a 540d that has been parked in my Compound for an upward of 7 months now
So unless you have a ready buyer, then you can do that. I only do these on Pre-Order.
Of course their profit margin can feed a single man for a year.

tkb417:
hmm
emperoh
so ure stepping up this ur auto game shey
nice one

TKB the man!!!
I must eat in Nigeria. Its the name of the game.
Never watch a masquerade standing at a point. . . .
Howdie!??

igwe 1:
Emperoh come back here, Its true that we have to do like Romans when we are in Rome but this time around your are in my palace.
By the way, My crocodiles are greeting you.

How dem no go greet me? Dem want end up for my pot as peppersoup?
Have ever seen an Igwe fighting a Governor?
Imagine what it will be like? His certificate of Recognition revoked.
He is dethroned and disgraced. Be careful cos that is what you are about doing. . . .
In your own case, i will soo deal with you that i will make your concubine BB the Igwe
Anwa na mu ooh!!!! Else. . . .

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=229254.msg3430692#msg3430692 date=1233854298]Emperor, we are trying to let peace reign in this section and all you can do is fan the flame of discord You are a[b] small car dealer[/b] who have sold over two cars on NL, but why do you have to rub the big major dealer's nose in it, who is yet to mark his two cars on NL as sold

Since we are doing a free-for-all/every-man-for-himself-interpretation, according to the [b]Chronicles of Igwe, I am using this medium to implore you to let peace reign,[/b] [/quote]This can only happen if you accept my Mouth Watering Offer to dethrone Igwe
You will now take over the throne and pay his groom price
How about that? Swapping roles and all that. Including Child bearing?
Yes I Can and Yes I will do it!!!
Just say Y E S. . . .


[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=229254.msg3430622#msg3430622 date=1233853294]Emperor, I will not accept you talking to my lolo like that but I will accept the title [/quote]You had better take everything in total
Refusing one will lead to delimitating ya influence
Or do you want me to co-opt your rival?? ??

ziontrain:
@Emperoh,
Please stop misquoting me. How many times have I said it here that there is serious market for Salvaged Titled vehicles that have been fixed. Who said it is a crime to buy salvaged titled vehicle? Where did you get that from. Please get your facts right before you start typing.

What we are talking about here is how can some car prices be so ridiculously cheap and I was trying to show the lady how this is possible. You mentioned that you deal in Salvaged Titled vehicle but didn't you say you fix them up before selling? What I was saying is that a lot of those ridiculously cheap cars are not fixed and are death traps. Anything wrong with that analysis? Please get your facts right next time before presenting your long story.

Ne'er had anything thing to doubt in your postings
matter of fact, i expected you to come to say what you just posted.
What am only trying to say is that you paint Salvaged cars in bad light with the tone of your posts
Some salvaged cars are either bought to be used as spare if it can no longer be driven in the US or are bought rebuilt and put back on sale
Lets not paint everything with salvage title in bad light. . . Biko kwa

KA CHINEKE MEZIE OKWU!!!!

igwe 1:
I know that Rome was not built in a day but Roman emperoh can be destroyed in a day , just kidding
I'm not after banned cars since all fingers are not equal perhaps we 're talking of sound car not death trap cars.
Though government will soon amend the bill and focus on the history and odometer readings of the cars instead of the year.
If you watch very well,that law has a lots of fallacy in it.

I smell cat fish in that. . . . . . . its left to know if its edible
But i feel the the Production date issue should stand given the fall in the price of Cars thanks to Salvage Autos
Hence, with Auto loan and Salvage vehcle, you can get a good car, good mileage and also nice deal
Reviewing the age will to me make this country a dumping yard. . . . . . . .So let the age issue stand. odometer reading can also be included

Meanwhile who told you you can destroy Roman Emperoh in a day?
I will attack your Royalty when the time is right for this statement. . . . .

BB,
We have a deal. . . .Igwe must be dethroned
I hope i can have your help. .  . . . as e be say you get the pass key. .
You will be the Lolo - in - Chief
How about that?

Bia Igwe. . . . .
I will desecrate your Majesty's royalty if you don't rephrase
I mean't those that bring in or small in Banned cars. . . o gini!!!!??

Gbara ogwu gi nuo ooh!!!

I understand you perfectly Igwe
But i am miffed at the tone of his postings. Making it look like we are all criminals selling Salvaged cars
before anyone sells any of such to you, he has to tell you else, take off

Secondly, it has to be fixed before sales.
One secret is this, unless flooded, no car btw 1998 and now will experience engine wahala
be it salvaged or clean. . . so whats the deal with Salvaged title. . . . . . not like we sell lemon
Like the types that are banned that come in thru Cotonou

tkb417:

E kpelleee!! E ma bi nu
We can negotiate that if you want me to help

Ziontrain
I beg to differ in most of ya inferences
You are making it look like a crime to buy and sell Salvaged Cars. . . .
I am a small dealer and most of my cars, i buy and fix over there depending on the nature of damage and cost
The least i could do i to purchase the necessary Spare parts and ship it alongside the vehicle
Do the major repairs here, repaint and bingo you are selling.

Now how does it make business sense, to buy a clean title vehicle, ship it and clear
Mark up your profit and then sell at a very high price when your neighbour brings in an accidented car
Does the repairs and looks as neat even neater than your clean title vehicle and sell it at a lower price?
As a buyer, which would you prefer?

The secret for me, is buying cars that their air bags are still intact and with a damage that change of parts can solve
Most of our Panel Beating Technicians are also very good that you do find it difficult to differentiate or identify an accidented car.

Fact is this, i make it clearly known to any buyer that the car is accidented. That way, you would have absolved yourself of any fraud
And in the know that should any issue arise, the buyer has an idea of what happened.

E.g
I bought a 2003 VW Passat for my brothers' use, the car hit a tree and damaged the front left bumper, broke the left headlamps and rear windshield.
Engine still very sound and a wonderful mileage too. . ,  Changing the bumper and spoiler with Headlamps and rear windshield sorted this car for me
And cost me next to nothing. Should i display this car for sale, it will sell fast because of the price, which is what i need

So where is the business sense in buying its equivalent but with neat title and above $15k
Where as this cost me including repairs and shipping a little below $10k

My Point
Disclose the nature of your car to the buyer
Those who sell accidented cars are not fraudsters. Concealing the information is what is fraudlent in itself
To me it makes no business sense. Don't know about you.
Salvaged title sites are open to the public. . . . . . .

Lets stop giving a dog a bad name just to hang it.
It pays no one. . . . . If you need a clean titled car, they are still abound. Just pay the price

VIN displaying is still a notion is support any time any day

Matter of fact 60% of cars being sold in Nigeria has one form of accident or salvage title.


Earthmama
Gone are the days when dealers make like 100% profit
These days, every Tom Dick and Harry know who to and how to go about buying cars in US
Every street corner in Lagos has a car with 'For Sale' logo on it
So if your price is higher, someone can give me something lower. . . . .Deregulation according to Economists

Good Ride
Always ahead of its peers
Great price too. You just have to contend with fueling.

God will bless you for creating this thread
It should be on the frontpage. . . . . .

Muki
Be careful. . . . . . . . . Else

TK
Thanks for the offer but it won;t be necessary
I can factor you have been having lots of them you couldn't cope anymore
Sorry discharge them as you picked them. . . . . .i can't help you do that. . . . .


Criz
dearie thank for what you did for DDk and Sauron
I was getting miffed over this infinitessimal arguments. . . . .

We all have our wish list
But all i can see is that most would like to be on Sistawoman's boat. . . . .

But life's never like that. . . . . Or are you saying you will not take less assuming time is running out?
Lets be frank, a lot of us would want what Sistawoman listed above but what if time is running out,
Aren't you gotta make do with the available?

Muki
I guess its yours since DDk left you for the Blue Diver

I hope you are coping with the heart break.

Methinks that the way things have gone or used to be,
Girls most times don't have that opportunity to classify.
hence Husband Material may never really exist. . . .

Why worry over nothing. . . . . .

Try the Tractor. As e be say na for Weeding

To me, it doesn't make business sense selling a car according to the market price
Factor in your total cost, mark up ya profit and display

MrCrackles:
Professional smuggler!

Thanks Brash. . . . . . But can you see loads of prospective customers and even retired Pro Smugglers

It was never really deserved in the first place so its a right decision

More often than not, we hear guys label girls as "Wife Material".
But such allusions are seldom heard about men
I may try to define "Wife Material" in what i understand it to mean.
I guess a girl who is of marriageable age, well mannered, homely, probably working class (for some dudes like moi),
Affectionate and have tis motherly disposition, attentive to your needs and has a domestic disposition that equals none.
And so much more that i may not readily recall.
But i wonder whether guys fit into this definition in a masculine way.
Babes, who is a "Husband Material"? And what qualities a guy to be labeled as such?

Not excluding the bobos,
Guys, define your personality of a "Wife material"?

I hope i ain't asking too much. . . . .

TK
Whats the need arguing this over and over again
I get miffed hearing this 'DuckheadDayo' sayng hte same thing over and over again
All his projections failed
Man U can not win the UCL
CR7 can't win Balon D'Or
CR7 can't win World Footballer of the Year
And all other unprintable fuckeries

I can only deduce one thing. His hatred for the English game and Man U inparticular runs deep
But i can;t also rule out his secret admiration for us. Juztapose this to his clubs failure in continental challenges
and also falling into the fourth position in the Bundesliga

DDK
By whatever yardstick, a toddler will look at you as a new recruit for madness,
if you open you mouth to say the EPL is not the best league in the world. . . . . . .We have outshone everything
So whats the beef??!!??

@Muki

mukina2:
Hemp
shusssh Important people are talking, flies should stop buzzing

Muki berrrra delete this post or else. . . . . . . . . all hell will be let loose on ya now
You stand a risk of turning into a tsetse fly. . . bloody hockum

Now Mancs, something to debate about;

Who would you choose as your player of the month of January;
from the list below, its very hard a choice to make given the individual contributions and team performances
of each of the players.
We played 9 games, won eight and found ourselves in the Carling cup finals
Save for the goals conceded in the FA cup and Carling cup, UTD conceded rien in the league
Hence beating Chelsea to the number of clean sheets kept and extending the league clean sheets to 12 matches.
We will also debate on which segment of the team best contributed to the achievement.

Goal keeping
Only VDS here. Had practically nothing to do all month
save for some routine blocks and saves.
Wigan did rattle him but aside that he had almost nothing to do

Defence;
Uncle Vida was the chairman here. Tagging alongside whomever was fit.
From Rio to Johnny Evans to Even Gary Neville and also the ever changing full backs. . . . .
Fabio and Rafael the twins, John O'shea, Wesley Brown, Evra, Gary Neville and at some point Fletcher.
This ever shuffled defence kept a clean sheet and broke the record for the most number of minutes and matches played without conceding
Nemanja Vidic Stands out here. He even scores. So here's a defender-and-striker-in-one

Midfield
The fulcrum of the attack and shock absorber of the defence
breaking opponents attacks and initiatings its own moves
From CR7's automated step overs to Carrick and Giggs eagle eyes
Ji Sung Parks tireless work can never unnoticed. Or is it Nani's belter against Derby,
CR7's double against West Brom and also against Everton, and Schole's goal against Tottenham
Do the merit the segment of the month? I think so.
Micheal Carrick Stands out here. His eagle eyes and positioning na die
I love this guy. he improves everyday.

Attack
Berba, Tevez and Rooney. . . . . . . . . .
The Three Musketeers. Ignore them at your own peril!!
Tevez has been tireless and working his socks off. Scored both in the league and the Carling cup semis. . . .
Rooney was injured for most part of the month hence didn't play much.
But who will forget his under the leg goal against the Chavs? Also his bullish and never say die approach to games.
Then think of Baba Berba?? ?? ?? Slow but sleek. Unconcerned but technically aware! Skillful, eye for defence searing pass
And also wise and intelligent link up play. Have you forgotten the goal at Bolton? I thought it was a draw until i saw him nod in Tevez's cross
Jeez i was over the moons.
I think Berba will win this segment. Rememeber, he has the highest number of assists in the EPL
Can You Beat That!!!!!!!!!!

Now vote on these;

The contenders:

Dimitar Berbatov
The Bulgarian found the net four times in January, twice at home and twice away.
He began the month with a beguiling display at St Mary's in the FA Cup before sinking Chelsea at Old Trafford.
He scored a late winner at Bolton before setting United on the way to a 5-0 win at
West Bromwich Albion, a game in which he pulled all the strings.

Michael Carrick
The England midfielder just got better as the month wore on.
Against his former club, Tottenham Hotspur, he engineered both the Reds' goals,
the second with a sublime ball over the top of the defence for Berbatov to fire home.
He was just as influential when Everton came to Old Trafford,
winning the decisive penalty and controlling the match from the centre of the park.

Ryan Giggs
Age shall not weary him. Ryan Giggs' performance against Chelsea was simply breathtaking,
his intelligence and assured passing proving too much for Frank Lampard and Michael Ballack.
He also shone as a substitute against Bolton and played his part in United's romp at The Hawthorns,
crossing for Vidic's goal and setting up Cristiano Ronaldo for the Reds' fourth.

Edwin Van Der (Catch)Sar
What a month for the big Dutchman!
Not only did Edwin break Petr Cech's Premier League record for minutes without conceding a goal,
he went one step further against Everton and broke the English league record!
VDS may not have had the busiest month between the crossbars,
but he dealt with everything that came his way and thoroughly deserves his place in football history.

Nemanja 'Rock of Gibraltar' Vidic
Described by Sir Alex after the Everton game as "an absolute warrior",
Vida was ever-present during the Reds' record-breaking clean sheet run.
He never gave Anelka or Drogba a sniff at Old Trafford and was immense in wins over Wigan Athletic, Bolton and Tottenham.
He also popped up to score the Reds' third against West Bromwich Albion.

So mancs and admirers of Manchester United, who gets ya vote?

I go with Nemanja 'the Rock of Gibraltar' Vidic.

At least for once Debo says the truth without while wearing the Gaynner garb

debosky:
So switch47 is a scummie?
Now I understand where he gets the venom to torment the Chavs on a daily basis.

Does it mean we now carry venoms in our bossom
I think i should be counted outta that. EB too
Tis' just Criz & St. Sauron

Maybe this is the reason Otubayor has been firing blanks
Who knows, the sickness wasn't properly cured



Arsenal's Togolese striker Emmanuel Adebayor has revealed
he was unable to walk for the first four years of his life.
His mother Alica carried him all over Africa in search of a
cure before being told to spend a week praying in church.
On the seventh day, Adebayor heard children playing outside,
somebody kicked a ball into the church
and he was the first to get up, run and collect the ball. (Various)

It used to b a very great moment as younger kids
May Dad never catch you eating in the Kitchen
But then things have changed. Everyone is grown up and seeking his own success and destiny
But the man and his wife still eat together ooh!!

Once in a while, when there is a reunion, we do eat together like last xmas

Mayoniks
Pls come up a bit
I have one on ground for 3M. We can do a deal