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Jestin:
Marriage is not for kids. It is for the mature minded adults. If you not ready for it mentally, don’t go into it coz most marriages ends up this days like home videos. Then end go shock u

marriage is not for the kids neyneyney
Isn't not the mature minded adults divorcing up and down?

Stop opening your mouth to say useless things

frankobobby:
Please house, can 'I better pass my neighbor' gen power 43 inches television? If no, what is the minimum generator I can buy to power my TV? Thanks

do you even know the danger of I pass my neighbour gen?
Why is the stupid government not banning that useless gen?

BuyAndSellStuff:
Abeg is it advisable to run a 300-350W blender on a 2.5kva generator?

yes definitely!

UbongCR7:
So I started following this thread cos I moved in to an apartment and to my utmost surprise, I realised that the area has not had light for about 3 weeks prior to my moving in cos of transformer issues.

So I am now left with the option of getting a generator in the interim.

Which generator would anyone advise me to get, that is cost effective and that will be able to pump water, my smart TV, a fridge, and iron (all won't be running concurrently)

Cost effectiveness is also of importance.

Thanks.

thermocol generator is very good and fuel efficient! You hardly hears of complaints about thermocol generator

Manfromlasvegas:
Wo make dem free dem jare.

Na twerk dem twerk, dem no kill pesin

if you catch person wey dey shiit ontop your mama grave, you go like am

Make I borrow you small sense since you no get am
This is what they call desecration

AImiron:
SOURCE

sent them to frontline Bakhmut in Ukraine

Fira09:
Nigerian family, the Imafidon Family is the UK's smartest family.



Africa Facts Zone

if only this kids school in Nigeria university
And for the pman! Na God safe you. Your children for be the dumbest people on earth here in Nigeria

Moral of the lesson: japa is always a good investment

Calitoscassius:
This is an ignoramus who is blaming nose ring for ending his career. Nose ring wearing is your problem right? What a backwards goon you are. Now that your are not sleeping with or married with a woman who is not wearing nose ring how has your hopeless life improved? or is it career you call it? again, i repeat if nose ring crashed your career or can crash your career you should go get your brain checked you didn't have any career.


Here is me thinking i have read it all on Nairaland and this fool comes out with another rubbish nose ring wearing women crashed his career lazy ass ignoramus! This is the excuse you will give or gave your children for not achieving anything in your hopeless lazy ignorant life..


Actually 3 of my ex girlfriends wore nose rings and the current one wears 2 nose rings.. my career has not crashed and it is has been 7 years now since i met her with the nose rings, infact, it was the nose rings that attracted me to these women. Fool!

sorry ohh! I no know say your life don even dabaruu! Pass like this

No wonder!

Shall no be everybody wey get phone dey normal.
Sorry you hear! God go help your life better soon.

Get well soon

Calitoscassius:
Is that how your career crash landed?, maybe you didn't have a career in the first place if just haviing sex with woman ended your career.

Or maybe you are just lazy, unproductive and hopeless.

if your mama dey wear noise ring during her time, you are free to criticise me or use your wild mouth to type rubbish
But if your mama no dey wear noise ring before she mate your papa to bring you into this world just for you to make this stupid comment, it just shows that you are from a digenerate societal value, brought up to be useless

Don't be an ediot but rather an educator!

ExAngel007:
A Corps member, Valerie Usigbe, has recreated a photo of her mother taken during her NYSC program 32 years ago.

“Mum Vs Me 32 years later,” she posted via Twitter on Sunday, August 20.

your mumsi no put noise ring na
Fear girls with that noise ring ohh, na hardcore ashawo them be
And then dey park spirit for body heh!
Sleep with one and see how your career and destiny go crash-land for gutter

Generalmystic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksKi7Zd0Mfk

⭕Mali, Burkina Faso deploy warplanes in Niger after ECOWAS threatPublished on August 19, 2023By Seun Opejobi



⭕Following threats of military action by the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) Burkina Faso and Mali have deployed fighter jets to Niger Republic




https://dailypost.ng/2023/08/19/mali-burkina-faso-deploy-warplanes-in-niger-after-ecowas-threat/

they called this troop?

This is understatement

kettykin:
This is a country that is fighting the whole of western world single handed and is backing Niger military junta that greed driven , covetous Nigeria wants to invade, I laugh in Wagner

did the whole western world put their boot in Ukraine

Sometimes dey use your common sense dey think
Most of the weapons the western world are donating to Ukraine are mainly old and outdated weapons which is messing up Russia right now!

Don't be an ediot, but rather an educator

kayus621:
It was during my national youth service year in Akwa Ibom State when our paths first crossed. We were both posted to ukanafun as National Youth Service Corp(NYSC) members, and little did I know that this would be the beginning of a beautiful journey.

From the moment we met, I was captivated by her warm presence. She had a way of making me feel at ease, and her infectious laughter filled the room. She had a nickname for me, "Kayo," which she said in a playful and sexy way. It quickly caught on, and soon, my fellow colleagues started calling me by that name too.

As we got to know each other, our connection deepened. We discovered shared interests, passions, and dreams. But one of our most cherished moments was when we started coming out at night to talk about our lives under the moonlight. It became our sacred time, where we could share our deepest thoughts, dreams, and fears.

We had made it a tradition to come out at night and share our lives with each other, reminiscing about our past, our secondary school experiences, and our university lives.

But one thing that always stood out for me was when she spoke about her former job as a receptionist. There was something enchanting about the way she told her stories, especially when it happened under the moonlight. It was as if the moon itself was lending an ear, illuminating her words and giving them a magical touch.

I would listen intently as she painted vivid pictures with her words, describing the challenges she faced and the interesting people she encountered. She had a way of making even the simplest of tasks sound fascinating and captivating. And as she spoke, I could feel myself being transported into her world, experiencing every moment alongside her.

It was during these nights that I truly got to know her on a deeper level, understanding the experiences that had shaped her into the person she was today.

Sometimes, we would sit in silence, just basking in each other's presence, the moonlight creating a serene ambiance around us.

But it wasn't always smooth sailing. Like any close relationship, we had our fair share of misunderstandings. However, what set us apart was our commitment to resolving those misunderstandings under the moonlight.

When disagreements arose, we would find ourselves back in our special spot, away from the distractions of the world. There, under the moonlight, we would open up to each other, expressing our thoughts and feelings with honesty and vulnerability.

We were willing to confront our differences head-on, to listen and understand each other's perspectives. Under the moonlight, we would apologize, forgive, and embrace each other's flaws. It was in those moments of vulnerability that our bond grew even stronger. We learned to appreciate the beauty of compromise and the power of understanding.

Looking back on those nights, I realize that our misunderstandings were not obstacles but opportunities for growth. They allowed us to learn more about ourselves and each other, deepening our connection in ways we never thought possible.

As the days turned into weeks and the weeks into months, our bond grew stronger. We became each other's confidants, supporting one another through the ups and downs of our service year. Whether it was navigating the challenges of our assigned tasks or finding solace in the unfamiliar surroundings, we were there for each other every step of the way.

Looking back, I realize that meeting her during my youth service year was no coincidence. It was a serendipitous moment that brought us together, shaping the course of our lives in ways we couldn't have imagined.


Today is her birthday so I created a website specially to wish her a happy birthday, there you will find our memories together, please help me wish her a happy birthday. Check my signature for the website link, you can drop your wishes for her on the site, through her whatsapp or Facebook.
God bless you as you help make her birthday a memorable one🙏

nysc!
Why did I read this piece of shiit! 🤬😡
We are about going to war with Niger Republic and all you could think of is how a fvcking rat arss puss.y make you laugh
Are you ok?
Is everything right upstairs?

If she is not a virgin, don't bother spending huge sums of money!
You shouldn't even spend more than 50k for someone who is not a Virgin

Why pay huge money for second hand product

Jennyclay:
I’m a lover of pet especially dogs but I can’t keep this wild animal as a pet.

The right agencies should kindly take this wild animal away from her!

we don catch who dey fvck dog 🐕

BarrElChapo:
How do you mean when you use the term "bomb"

bomb (bombing) means yahoo
Or doing online yahoo yahoo hustling.
The word bomb derive from contact or contacting difference client online untill an unfortunate ediot respond to their sos

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xyfjI3hsoQ&

Cyril Ndifon, UNICAL's first Professor of Law, was in August 2015 suspended by the Institution, after been accused of sexually assaulting a 20-year-old 400-level student in his office.

Ndifon sued the Institution and lost the case at the Calabar Division of the National Industrial Court on September 21, 2016.

Attempts by Ndifon to stop the ICPC from taking over the case also met a brick wall as Justice Inyang Ekwo dismissed the suit he (Ndifon) filed on March 02, 2017.

Surprisingly, he was reinstated to his position as Faculty Dean in December last year.


University of Calabar, Nigeria

Previous Threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/7803237/sexual-assault-corruption-unical-law#125109314

https://www.nairaland.com/7803854/unical-law-students-protest-handiwork#125122097

weti this man find attractive for those short short Calabar girls
Indeed! The work of the penis's is a misery

Almiron:
Nigerian Afrobeats Queen, Tiwa Savage during a recent show advised women to be independent during a recent concert.

The famous artist recently underlined the value of a woman’s independence at a concert. Tiwa remarked that since she has her own resources, all he needs is a partner who can match her dynamism.

She said that even in the end, males would still shatter women’s hearts, therefore it’s better to grieve in luxury than cry broken.

Tiwa Savage made this comment while performing. She said; “ I am not encouraging runs, I am not saying you should go after a man for his money but I’m saying it’s sweet when you also spend your money. Because I have my own money as you can see.

“So all I am saying is you need to match my energy because they will still break your heart anyway. So it’s better for you to cry with your Christian Dior-Dior-Dior, your Birkin bag, and your private jet to Dubai”.

Source

Ma Khalifa just give her advise on how to become an idiot as a female, now this honourable black ediot just drop her own advise

Well thank God I came into this world with a penis's
I can't associate myself with the inferior mindset of the vaginass

Mamijoh:
Pls, is it true that, they do that?

yes oh my sister!

This is no joke, they did that

labtos:
I need your advice please. This Philosophy has no significant market value.

education

Emmypure:
I am a dealer I can give you Hisense 43A6H For 165k or TCL Android smart for 180K.

is 43A4H not 6

maureensylvia:
Hi guys
Happy Sunday☺️

Here is my OFE AKWU/Banga stew/palm fruit stew

Recipe and method of preparation is shown below

Ofeakwu is synonymous to Igbo people and it’s eaten with rice. You can also add beans or plantain

Growing up, I preferred Ofeakwu to tomato stew

So this is my style of cooking Ofeakwu
Note: NO TOMATOES! I frown at it in my Ofeakwu 🧐

Pics 1: my already cooked palm fruit, ready to pound

Pics2: Ehuru (my ofeakwu is not complete without this)

Pics3: Okpei…It gives my ofeakwu a nice taste and aroma

Pics4: Efu/Ehu, it looks like ehuru but it’s different and has its unique taste in ofeakwu

Cc: Nlfmod

why will you boil fish, meat and intestines at the same time
Which kind useless combination you just do?

mushroomFarm:
So when it was time for swimming, I declined. Recently a Nigerian died in another city. He drowned in a river. He was a good swimmer but in Russia, the rivers are dangerously cold...one dive and you could start suffering from disorientation, hypothermia, etc before you actually get drowned. Someone here on Nairaland once said 'life has no duplicate is a black man's mantra" this is very correct. But our pastor's wife insisted that I would be very safe if I swim with her. (I never enter river before oooo)
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Na so we enter sha... After few minutes I was already swimming in the deepest part of the river....but she was close by at all times...and sometimes when I dive and don't surge nor emerge quick enough she would swim to my location lol remember I told you the church here shows and practice a kind of love that would start making you wonder if something else is not getting involved.
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Well, here is a picture we took before swimming. No mind me...I con wrap my hair na jjc I be

this guy preek stand for old woman he cover am

mushroomFarm:
Hi buddies.
So I completed my first year exams successfully.
Russian language gets easier with each new day, I made 79%, 80% and 88% in Russian language, chemistry and biology respectively (For my midterm medical school exams for foreign students) which are very great scores because we study in Russian language and we were examined via a method that involves writing and giving oral answers to your professors. These professors only speak and understand the Russian language.
(I got higher chemistry and biology scores compared to students from former USSR countries studying with me even though they are native speakers of the Russian language ?
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So enough of the bragging
My pastor decided to take us on a picnic (African and foreign students) and I just want to share with you some pictures from our picnic.
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First picture is my pastor giving me a slice of water melon.
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Second picture is me.
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Third picture is a picture I took in the church library before we went on our journey. We assembled in church very early in the morning for tea and breakfast (majorly fruits)
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Last picture here is my pastor before he started showcasing his cutting skills on the water melon.
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It was a lovely experience and an exciting picnic. Take note that we were not asked to pay anything oooooooo... Our pastor calls it a gift from God...and a way of making us experience nature more and bond together as one family in Christ regardless of race and colour.❤️
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Let me also add that there are no police nor military checkpoints in Russia. There are no militants, unknown gunmen, terrorists, etc in the bushes too. Any gunman that wants to be unfortunate, all the farmers who are retired war veterans would gang up and hunt them down lol nobody send you to be stupid
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As thick as the forests are, everyone felt safe..made me feel sad about Nigeria.
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nlpfmod
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Follow the link in my profile/signature to view more photos and videos in my Russia/foreign life WhatsApp group.

why this first guy resemble Prigozhin
Hope say Wagner never invite you

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/el-rufai-absent-at-sons-wedding/

he popsy were his first wife catch dey fvck her best friend untop bed

Deenillah:
I'll just go straight to it.

My girlfriend of 2years gets upset when I don't apologize even when I'm not at fault. , saying I don't care about her feelings.

I'm this person who believes that everyone is responsible for their actions and should shoulder the consequences for thier actions.

I don't apologize except when I know I'm wrong and I try as much as possible to avoid things that will make me apologize unnecessarily except of course for the ones that happen coincidentally.

But she wants it to be that at every little instance, I apologize even if she's at fault which to me I find unacceptable and this causes quarrels between us when it happens.


MY QUESTION IS

Am I wrong to want to apologize ONLY when I'm at fault?

which caves are all thes NPC coming out from
Common sense would have govern your brain and make you realize you are living with a manipulating biitch

The amount of weak men these days is so alarming that the nation need to declare state of emergency

GambaOsaka:
You think this is funny, right?
By the time they pick you up and lock you up at panti, you’ll be crying like a baby.

abeg go sit down poor man
You too dey watch America movie too much
How many persons Una police don pick?
No be after when crime don commit like 5hrs later you go see your yeye police dey access the damage!

No allow me Mark you ohh

Nice2023:
And na mama born this one...kai.

we go know once I break your front door

I have one AK-47
2 pump action
1 pistol
2 knifes
1 machete
1 hand bag
And a Toyota pickup truck (black colour)

Ya all keep Bragging by the time I visited your house at night, we shall know what you have really achieved at the age of 40

Nazgul marked
Nice2023 marked
ufotty2001 marked
DeeBaDan marked

shogotermies:
I just wanted to ask this short quick question.
What do you think of Christians who goes to work or open their shops on Sunday?

My personal opinions are;
Except you’re a 7th Day Adventist Christian, a university student (probably needing to attend a tutorial) and a government worker e.g Health workers and Security outfits.
I believe God made Sunday for rest and he commanded it.

What is your own opinion?
And if I’m wrong, tell me why with scriptural references. Thanks in advance

Sunday is not the 7th day
Sunday is the first day of the week while Saturday is the 7th day of the week.

For your information! God made Saturday for rest instead of Sunday, the Roman Catholic change the day to Sunday hence this.

That's why I always say that catholic church is a demonic church and this is where the anti Christ will emerge from

Imagine how they allow gay marriage

4laferarri:
Trash

is this your name?