₦airaland Forum

osuolale95:
One of our forefather turns to this, years ago.

So me eating this is like eating my forefathers

others tribe forefathers dey come as new born babe but your own dey come as rat

You sure you no need deliverance from evil spirit?

saintopus:
This is rabbit, not giant rat.

school na scam, school na scam.
See your life!

abhosts:
You don't need connections to land a good job in Nigeria if you are a first class brain. I know several people that landed great jobs because they aced the tests and job interviews and not because of connections.

oga shut up your smelly sinking mouth there

Even with first class you still need 💯 connection in this country

I know your father tinubu has paid you to wrote this rubbish

I can only compromise if the said woman is a virgin And a sure virgin!

If peniis don enter that hole before, no even expect expensive or yeye white wedding

OLAADEGBU:
Daily Mail

no wonder our black women still prefer to marry a black man

We all know those white men have 1 inch penis which can't do nothing

Tajbol4splend:
Did Dangote mine skulls to start his business?

didnt dangote borrowed from his father to start his business

Tajbol4splend:
Stop looking for salary Jobs, it's a modern form of slavery,

1. They tell you when to come to work

2. They tell you how to dress

3. They pay you how much they choose no matter how much the company makes

4. They tell you when you can rest and when you can eat

5. They have total control over your life

6. They own your whole life

so which money I go use take start business

Just because he dey easy for you to mine one or two skull 💀 to establish your business doesn't mean others will follow your suit

We just want to earn a decent living! And not everyone can be an entrepreneur!

Gentlesoul2021:
They are fool that thinks staying with family is like a curse. Most of the them move out of the family thinking it's a peak of achievement....

you could imagine!
So who will take care of our mothers and fathers when they're old, as they take care of us when we are young

MrBroke:
Some people lack deep thinking hence the reason he was fast to type rubbish. Don't mind the bloke

and later in life you will see that wide mouthed ediot shouting! I miss my mum! I should have spent time with her while she is alive

I won't blame the kid

NAC1666:
Just like Burner Boy and
Odion Ighalo. They can't live far from there mum. Effect of over breastfeeding up to the year of 7 years

this is how we know who are bastard child that grew up without a family

If you have this kind of mindset that means you are not culturally brought up!

My mum is old and she live with me while I employ some house help and incase things happen I take her to hospital. So does that mean that's the effect of over breastfeeding up to 7 years

You see! People like you with this mindset barely achieve any meaningful things in life.

Segzy19:
But Jesus no marry nau...
Maybe if him marry him for comot him papa house...

One has to be careful with women otherwise they can derail one's mission in life

heaven no be he papa house?
I go to my father's place (heaven) to prepare a house for you (Christians)

Thazard:
There’s this girl I met some time ago.I liked her but then I had someone else I was really interested in so I kept her on standby.I usually go to her shop to buy materials for my work but I later stopped as a new shop was opened closed to my workplace.

After some months,I was loosing interest in the former girl and I couldn’t get my work materials at the new shop so I had to go to her shop. Damn she was really delighted to see me. She is always nice to me.I started frequenting her shop and she started being affectionate to me,calling me babe in presence of her friends.


Yeah she likes me so I asked for her phone number which she gave to me.I am a quiet person so I don’t really talk much, The day I called her,our call was awkward. Since that day,we started talking on phone though we don’t talk much sha.


I noticed she doesn’t like me calling her sometimes,and she never call me.I asked her if picking her call has now become really hard for her which she said yes. One thing I liked about her is that she always say the truth to me.

On Sunday,I called her and we were talking.she said she needs someone to treat her like a baby girl and I told her to text me her address and in less than 5 minutes,I would be at her place to treat her that way.She said we can’t do that kind of thing at her place.

So I asked her if she lives alone of which she said yes and asked why.I told her I was just curious.Then I asked her if she’s single,she said no.Damn I was hurt because I’ve been planning to ask her to be my girlfriend.

P.S : I’ve never had a girlfriend before!

I asked her if it was a serious or complicated relationship and she said it a serious one.I was broken hearted and I told her “oh bad, I was trying to shoot my shot”. And I told her good night and ended the call instantly.

The next day I just wanted to see her face and I went to her shop to get something.when I arrived,she was on call with her mum so I told her I was in a hurry and I took what I came for and left.

Today my boss told me to call her and make inquiries about the price of materials which I did reluctantly.As soon as the phone started ringing,she picked it up and we discussed business only.

Since then I have been angry with myself,disappointed with her and confused on what to do.

That’s why I came here for your advice.Please what do I do? I’m really confuse.


P.S : No matter what you say,our business relationship is going to continue.

element of a finished man!

23jerryking:
Well it's fine if you're trying to promote your business but believe me, no responsible man gets moved by what he sees in another woman other than his wife. These days we have married babies who think they're men, they have no moral standard and lack integrity. No man can be snatched, he's either stupid or doesn't really love the woman he married.

you dey new or just newly married that's why you dey yarn this rubbish.

Once you don fvck that hole tired. You go start to dey look for newer and smaller hole to fvck! Dey there dey yarn rubbish

Padipadi:
I suspect Truecaller. I started getting those intl calls the day I started using true caller

not true caller.
MTN the culprit.
Some network provider have started following this tactics

labake1:
Hello everyone!

It's been awhile I have been receiving calls from different international numbers mostly from Zimbabwe, Pakistan. Due to this, I have to reset my phone factory but it didn't stop. I always receive the beep almost every night, I don block tire.
I heard that if I should mistakenly pick it, most of my social media accounts will be banned.

What can I do to stop it?

let me tell you the plain truth!
Your service provider is the culprit especially MTN!
MTN develop this tactics (from an insider source) to take money from your call credit in which you answer the call or text or call back.

MTN carried out a research on Nigerians and found out they value international call or something so hence this gorilla tactics.
They just want you to dial that number once you wake up, hence your credit will be zap⚡
Don't you notice they call around 2 -3am When you are asleep!

Here's the counter measures to this!
Always off your phone before going to sleep for about 1week, with things your phone won't be sending signal to the network receptor hence your number will be flag as inactive user

iDeskPlus:
Starlink available for sale + Router

Available in wholesales and retail at IDESKPLUS

Wholesale price from N430,000 ( from 5 pieces upward)
Retail price 470,000

08108017932
📍LOCATION: ALALUBOSA LAKESIDE ESTATE, IYAGANKU-ALALUBOSA, IBADAN.

please don't buy from this guy! Just brought my own at starlink website at a cheaper price. Way cheaper than this

chisomkachy:
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2023/11/longest-cooking-marathon-record-broken-as-irish-chef-dethrones-hilda-baci-760455#:~:text=Longest%20cooking%20marathon%20record%20broken%20as%20Irish%20chef%20dethrones%20Hilda%20Baci,-By%20Masakazu%20Senda&text=Alan%20Fisher%20(Ireland)%2C%20an,of%20119%20hours%2057%20minutes.

what a woman can do, a man can do it 10x better

Rebuker:
"You must have up to 5 million Naira and above in your account before you can date me," the fine lady says.

In the short video, the beautiful lady says, "For those of you who want to date me, please drop your CV, let me see what you can do. How can you be poor and say you want to date a fine girl? See, I am a fine girl; I don't use filters. How could you be broke and want to date me? You must have at least 4-5 million Naira in your account balance." She goes on to ask, "Girls that date poor guys, how do you people do it?"






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPCLB__dCk0

Yahoo boys taking note on the best part of her body to use for rituals

Now I don't blame those yahoo boys who use all these girls for rituals!
They're helping us making the eco system more friendly and clean.

missimelda01:
So I get this awkward reaction when a man asks for my position in my family and I say I'm the first child. I really want to know what the issue is...is it just the bride price??

first female child are park with whole lots of psychological problems

Thundafireseun:
I'm already guessing that marriages in this African countries are quite cheap.....

If you spend your hard earned money like the igbo man does just to get a wife divorce will be the last thing on your mind

The western world still has the highest rates of divorce and one of the contributing factor is that it’s quite easy and cheap to get married

Although divorce is quite expensive buh they don’t care

to be honest! You reason like an ediot

obembet:
If you were to get second Africa citizenship, which country will it be and why?

Rwanda!
Those girls yansh is something else that they can take care of their man with no entitlement ontop

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian civilian man congratulates his military wife on her promotion ❤

Congratulations to them!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZyzvf1b-QA

we know a finished man when we see one

Shall na Yoruba man! Na the woman go dey feed am hence his finished behaviour

Abisolababe:
Good morning nairalanders
I think this world is turning to something else

I work with a private organisation where I earn 20k as my monthly stipend
For the past one four month now we have not been paid salary and we dare not ask my boss because she is a disciplined woman who doesn't tolerate nonsense..

Things are really getting hard and I couldn't even afford transport fee to work this morning as I have to trek down to work this morning, and on getting to work I decided to summon courage to ask this woman about my salary, She told me to go back to my duty .
but to my greatest surprise it was sack letter that follows.
I tried talking to her and telling her the situation of things but she wouldn't listen and all what she said is that I have been fired.


I was told to come back ending of November to get my salary..

I don't really know what to do right now, it looks like cheating to me .
This is my sweat, something I have work for ...

know the difference between discipline and Wicked

The future is female! Now look at how your fellow female are treating you

ademuyiwa20:
Retarded goat, ode oshiiiii, u don't have answer to a question and must u reply. Agba kastuyan

kid go play outside

Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/grace-taiga-nigerian-official-at-the-centre-of-pid-scandal-is-dead/amp

we something is fishy

tonididdy:
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[quote author= post=126616677]Source: https://punchng.com/woman-missing-during-church-service-family-seeks-help/[/quote]haaa
One apprentice from faculty of natural and applied skull ☠️ miners, from the department of human mining resource is doing his 3 month IT training somewhere in the bush on that particular Ogun state.

Lamanii22:
Okay so uh… I have been reading a lot about men complaining about how their wives wouldn’t have sex with them after having kids…. The truth is… sex is harder to have after birthing a baby or more babies, it’s even more harder to feel aroused when you have a toddler to care for, a baby that wants to feed all time, the lack of sleep you get, doing the cookings, making the house clean….

Men please pity your wives too, try to be discipline your p***s….. it’s not easy on the woman too… thank you…

this greedy vagina entity

I will be sensitive to my wife feeling by going outside or having a side chick depending on when my wife feel like opening her sensitive legs

That's why I like the northerner who have more than 1 wives! Their are very sensitive to Their first wife's feelings

[quote author= post=126576048]Please help find Chinenye Chinedu Ofoedu. She was last seen between John Okorie and Boundary off Wilmer Crescent Apapa on Saturday 21st October 2023.

If Seen, Please Call 08034265010 Or Report At The Nearest Police Station.

Additional Details,

Age:23

Complexion: fair

Hair colour: Black

Height: 5ft 5

Gender: Female

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/10/23-year-old-lady-declared-missing-in-lagos.html[/quote]we hope they will not find her with missing body parts .

We know how skull miners love mining for natural resources in that region

SoNature:
Who has noticed that the world is making efforts to empower women more than men?
Even in Nigeria, you see a lot of grants and scholarships meant for females alone, none for men alone. They have a ministry of women affairs, but there's no ministry of men affairs.

When the west empowered their women, their family units and marriages were ruined. In summary, empower women, but never ever neglect the men because it comes with a hefty price. I hope Nigerian leaders don't self-destruct.

It is happening in Nigeria as we speak!
The empowered women are no longer getting marry, the ones who is already married are getting divorced

This is exactly what Adam those which brought us to this stage.

Marynwachukwu21:
Well I won't judge you,but in my place of work the guys are more dirtier because the female do the washing and cleaning of everywhere why the male sit and do nothing...

I understand you!
Ogun state people are naturally dirty so you won't know the difference

NwaNimo1:
https://dailynigerian.com/nigeria-daily-petrol/

why he no go reduce?

Reduce by 33.58% while poverty rate increase by 33.58%