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Now the Tank is UP

toxtimmy:
You no dey shame, you dey London dey shout for nairaland.... go BBC and comment say you be engineer grade F .... engineer when no fit spell engineer backwards.... tomorrow in another comment here you go say you be doctor for Scotland, next day you be lawyer for USA...lol

I never see confused man like you before... which kind food dem dey give una chop for London, I suspect dog or cat food?

Aw fvck off already will yah,I have gone fru 90% of ur post and you are a genuine miscreant and have been told to go and do one numerous times U still don't get it, Foxtrot Oscar

toxtimmy:
Your mate they innovate and invent you dey claim band 8 engineer... mumu..lol

You fit right in the zoo as a band 8 engineer... even Albert Einstein no call himself engineer, Isaac Newton no call himself engineer... your engineer title and Buhari WAEC which one big pass?... you no even get shame when Buhari with his WAEC and cows rule your village for 8 years even with your band 8 PhD engineer in maritime, civil, electrical, robotics, aerounoric and computer...lol..band 8 your place where the sun never shines

Ahahaha Buhari rule who? you and your father abi? so buhari rule me wey dey stay London abi? se how dumbb you are? the prime minister of the UK is not even up to a band 12 and your brain is wet.Like I said B4 and rightly so, you got nothing to offer rather ur gist are ur classed as palmwine bar talk which is usualy shyte.

toxtimmy:
Black man...dark problem... that's why no progress for una land because una no dey ask question.

Let me teach you something today..next time you go to an interviewer why they would like you to work there?...

All innovation and progress by mankind is because of they asked questions and the only people that don't ask questions are those that have decided not to progressive.

You deserve the day you deserve...have a day you deserve.

Oga shaaat your mouth there, when you have nothing to say you lot come out with some Bullshyte, Im a band 8 staff in an Engineering coy do you know howmany people I have interviewed in my life time here where I work?I asked you a simple question you are up in ur tits with no answer and when further questioned you threw your dummy outta the pram like a winging teenager guy bug off if you aint got a cell to reason!

toxtimmy:
My response was a question...

SO you are asked a question in an Interview you answer would be a question?
This simply means you had no answer

toxtimmy:
you don see any country wen god dey come down come arrange?....

How does your response corollate to my argument?

VEHINTOLAR:
Emeka,your father must be sick if you think I'll ever read the gibberish you laboured so hard to type up there ! Omo Nna,face your erosion ravaged land of cannibals;you have no stake here in Lagos ! You guys are nothing in Lagos or any other parts of Yoruba land but a bunch of poverty stricken economic migrants from hell !

I won't even engage a swine like you in any back and forth;no,I won't stoop that low ! Now crawl back into whatever hole you came out from and remain dumber than you are already there !

I SAID IT B4 ITS ALWAYS THOSE WHO ARE NOT FROM LAGOS THAT BUSYBODY WITH LAGOS,LAGOS THIS lAGOS THAT, YOU WILL NEVER SEE A TRUE lAGOSIAN CHATTING CRAAP LIKE YOU LOT, i JUST WENT FRO YOUR PROFILE AND ALL YOUR POST AND FOUND OUT YOU ARE FROM OSHOBO and you are here running you mouth about Lagos


Politics / Re: Family Of 19 Herders Killed In Igbariam, Anambra - Alhaji Suleiman Yakubu by VEHINTOLAR: 12:29pm On Apr 30, 2021
Alhaji Suleiman Yakubu,listen up ! No matter how long you have lived in Osogbo,my hometown , you and your unborn generations will NEVER become indigenes of the town. It won't happen lae lae ! Pray your criminal people don't misbehave there,else you will be chased back to wherever you came from ! You can continue to try your dubious ruga,rugi,livestock or death stock or whatever, it will never work in Yorubaland.

Bunch of evil criminals.
That was your Damn post

VEHINTOLAR:
Emeka,your father must be sick if you think I'll ever read the gibberish you laboured so hard to type up there ! Omo Nna,face your erosion ravaged land of cannibals;you have no stake here in Lagos ! You guys are nothing in Lagos or any other parts of Yoruba land but a bunch of poverty stricken economic migrants from hell !

I won't even engage a swine like you in any back and forth;no,I won't stoop that low ! Now crawl back into whatever hole you came out from and remain dumber than you are already there !

I did not expect anything less from you trust me,I will go fru you post in ur profile and come back to you Im very sure I wont find anything meaningful, Even though I clearly told you Im from warri you are probably one of those backward village group that think everyone else down south are igbos

VEHINTOLAR:
You've said it yourself;he is Yoruba and that's all that matters ! The fact that he is a Yoruba man qualifies him to call Lagos his land. Lagos is Yoruba land and the dude is Yoruba too,so what's your own headache, Emeka ? He doesn't matter even if he comes from Ogbomosho,you should mind your own business and face your erosion ravaged villages in Alaigbo !

1st off just cos you are yoruba does not give you or your father claim to lagos cos you dont own a single block in Lagos,2ndly Im not Emeka Im from warri and urhobo man sitting here laughing at people like you cos your level of backwardness is minus 2000.Your mind set is that of kunta kinte,|The location my younger brother built his house at lekki if you go there, no one is Yoruba amongst the flashy buildings, the oldest crooked building that look like 300 years old 1 storey building belong to the family that sold all the plots down there, even that I heard rumour its going to be sold for about 100M loading not saying all Yorubas are in same boat like the 1% of you as I got some wonderful yoruba friends and coleagues at work in same team as me in the EU But the inadequate like you seem to think once you aint yoruba you must be Igbo are the dugshyte pulling the rest of your tribes men down.

toxtimmy:
government build fake road with no drainage... the people build houses with no plan with respect to flooding... even animals wen dey jungle have a better life than people wen dey nigeria.

Its the responsibility of the govt to plan a city or an area and if there are existing structures in the route then those structures should be removed and compensation duly paid but nah 9ja we dey so that would be story for the gods

AkuOlisa:
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We igbos actually shot ourselves on the leg the moment we started investing massively in other regions while ignorantly ignoring our own region.


Just imagine.

If the igbos in the North decide to transfer 50% of their investments back to the east same with those in south west and south south. The transformation that will take place in the south east will be beyond expectations.

We are gradually getting to that point shaaa

I dont k now why you Igbos havent done that yet

mywells:
That area call Alaba international market is very close or neibour to Atlantic Ocean,so any body that trades there should have a comprehensive insurance for the sake of raining days.

Insurance ke ahahah.Those guys cant even insure their cars

Larryndelaw:
Why not go back to your state if Lagos is not good for you instead of ranting online.

If we check well now you might not even be from Lagos you might be yoruba but ur parents might be from Ondo state, them full here, even BAT is not from Lagos state but he never speaks like this. Make una wise small abeg, this logos this Lagos that is becoming a Joke.

AkuOlisa:
One thing I have been saying and will keep saying it igbos will never get the respect we deserve from others until we start investing in our region and comments and posts about igbos in this forum keep enforcing that believe....

Our refusal to invest massively in the east keep enforcing this false believe that south east is not safe for investment...

Very true, I remember the days our grand parents had to go to Onitsha to buy goods to fill their shops from Delta.

Offpointng:
We built and developed Lagos, if we leave Lagos, it'd rot yen yen yen and all those noisy nonsensical bullsh*t

* How can people who can't build their region, build other places??

*How then can people who are poorly governed give Nigeria a good president??

I keep saying it, 90% of these folks are nothing but Economic and security refugees who wouldn't amount to anything but for THE SOUTHWESTERN FACTOR

argue with your ancestors

People who reason like you are less than 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of the society and are usually found in beer parlours.
respond to ur acenstors.

Kalatium:
Today , I was just wondering how did we end up with so many churches.

I happen to be in Maiduguri currently but I can't seem to find my church and the churches that are somehow close I haven't heard of them before. I don't know their doctrines nor the kind of their beliefs.

I am just stock. Thinking of just staying at home today and watch service online.

I wish we christians have just one church so that irrespective of where you are you can be comfortable going to any church.

End time churches

tesppidd:
Na these ones dem carry do election. After elections and they have exhausted the 50, 50k, they turn to the populace.
The same ones who used them during elections would be trying to arrest them.


One would think they actually have big balls of steel but

Once they are apprehended now, you see humility just fall upon them and they begin to sing and beg;;

"Make una no vex, na government no give us work"
"Na hardship push us"
"Abeg ooh, na devil work"

Have you any idea howmuch 1AK cost?I think these are militants and these are the same people who connive with some govt officials to do the dirty with crude Oil

Shalommy:
Op... Can a guy date a lady without asking for sex？If yes, then i can date a guy without asking for money. Stupid question.

Boss ladies do not ask from money they already have theirs anything else the man gives at will is bonus

OyeofIkoTuN:
The capital doesn't have 3 flyovers. ....ediots

Fix the capital for God damn sake

Okowa had 8 years to fix it.that was his region. this guy is fixing his region.

nlfpmod:
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2023/09/apple-debuts-iphone-15-and-iphone-15-plus/

Still cannot cope with the Samsung Zfold5,Apple need to try harder, I know very soon they will come up with a folding phone

LewisHamilton15:
Last week I proposed to my long time girlfriend and fiancee and she accepted me.

We discussed a whole range of topics and we are convenienced that we can live our lives together. But one thing we disagree on is the issue of house: she said we must build a house together before settling down but I suggested we tie the knot and live in a rented apartment before planning to build our personal house but she insisted we must build.

She said we will contribute money to build together, she won't leave me alone in the project. She even suggested withdrawing her savings of #250, 000 so we can buy land. I have the money and apart from my daily hustle I have other side businesses that springs me money occasionally.

I want to settle down as soon as possible but she cited the problems that comes along with living in a rented apartment. I really wish to settle down but this lady won't agree.

I don't want to cause problem between us so how do I go about convincing her?

If you have the Money Build your house, nothing spoil,But like I said build your house with your money if you have the money.

Procashtips:
How will I know? Pothole on a road from England to Germany?


Oya name the potholes between Epe and Ijebu ode.

But I know there are pot holes between sagamu and lagos cos I drove on it.or is it the Benin bypass?
In the west such roads would be shut.

Procashtips:
I also drive and have driven multiple cars.

There's no where on earth road accidents are avoidable, it must happen whether the roads are good or bad as long as humans ply it.

Road accidents happen all over the world, this is an undisputable fact!

You are missing the point.Is driving u der the influence not avoidable?

SweetDipBenny:
I'm ok. R u ok

Yes ohh, I was jst wondering UK visa centre 2008

External plumbing going on still

Bought the Bathe tub today
N450k in PHC

Kenmatt:
I didn't go through.

From a glimpse; Enugu Government, are you showering an encomium on UK for setting up Visa centre in Enugu while this is an act of Brain drain.

Bross B4 now they will have to fly to Lagos or ABJ, pay at least 2 nights Hotel Bill, plus unwated BS, to apply and repeat same journey again
To fly to Lagos cost nearly 170K now and two night hotel might set you back N30 to 40K.
SO my guy to Apply in Enugu and you are fro the South East you are saving at least almost 300k or nothing less than 250K
if U dont gerrit 4gerrit

chymeze:
How is this supposed to be an achievement? Most people don't even know that it's the British that benefit from these kinda stuffs by increasing revenue that moves from Nigeria to England. What the government should be doing is to create policies reverse that trend of Nigeria losing money to these guys. I don't know how more clueless this can be. And to even think that it is a whole government that is lauding this stuff is laughable. It shows how senseless the government is. They're applauding something that is making you lose your very best in terms of manpower and resources to another country when they're supposed to be at the forefront of reversing that trend.

Have you applied for a VISA B4 in lagos bross?

SweetDipBenny:
PH has one na.. In 2008 i got my uk visa in PH, or have d closed 🤔

2008, you OK?

justwise:
PH needs one as well

They already had one this year at hotel presidential.

Racoon:
Exactly the same route Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi took that landed him in political Golgotha. Nyesom Wike have embarked on the same route.

but the man stuck to PDP still

Procashtips:
But potholes aren't on all roads too na?

You can also decide not to ply the roads with potholes if you can stay home during snow.

Name one road that has potholes between driving from South London to Germany
Then name one routh in NIgeria between two states that has no DEATH TRAP