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Sometime ago, i went clubbing
I soon noticed a young lady walk into the club.
She was in the company of a much older man
...probably in his 70's

I have always heard that girls toast guys
It happened a lot to a number of my friends
somehow, it never happened to me.
I used to look at the mirror and tell my friends,
"but i fine pass una naw"
one of my ex's used to laugh when i told her about this and say
that the problem i have/had is that i do not understand green light at all

phoenixchap: Soldiers face mutiny charges while BH get amnesty pardon.
9ja you're too much

this is food for thought

AjanleKoko: Naijas must try and use native intelligence to interprete English Language sha

Question is 'What is your name?' . Not 'What are your names?'.

The right way to answer is with your first name or last name (both are correct).

E.g. 'My name is Bond. James Bond.' or 'My name is James. James Bond'.

Supplying the full name is probably required in a formal setting. Usually if you were introducing yourself, you would go 'Hello/Hi/Good Morning/afternoon/evening, I'm James Bond.'

In a casual setting, you can just leave it at the first name.

'My Names Are' is a typical Naija invention

i have been meaning to tell you that the names of my university are
Ambrose Ali University

Great move by Jonathan
we should reward virtues that make folks patriotic

Boss13: If I claim to be a pastor and I quote from a book that is designed for the Jewish people and is 2000 years old - probably. If I make assertions that I have a direct telephone line to God and I call him and he tells me all the problems of the world - maybe. If I design miracle shows where I select familiar faces to play certain roles for me like joagbaje did - certainly, if my main objective is to live on the monetary contributions of members and pay a certain percentage to head office - sure. If I stand on pulpits/stages and tell people to close their eyes and pray and that everything will be okay rather than go resolve their issues and if I tell my members that by wearing selected aprons that no bullets or physical ailment will afflict them and I move around with stern looking bodyguards and undergo regular checkups in the finest hospitals the world can provide - then yes.

However, since I am none of this. I feel well damn please to affirm that I am no fraud. Do you do similar stuffs like what I mentioned above?

interesting talk
So based on your definition of fraud
I feel damn pleased to answer your initial question/statement which was

"Is inspired motors a fraud? Woooow"

NO, Inspired Auto is no fraud cos he is no preacher... case closed

Boss13: Is inspired motors a fraud? Woooow

are you a fraud?

Bvsteph: The next couple of lines may be weird and strange to you.

Naa... its not strange. Many go through the same, that's why we tend to hold on to human intermediaries

1. How do you pray and believe? What makes you so sure that God has heard your prayers?

As long as God exists and is omni----''anything", then he definitely heard you.
The real question is either or both of this:
-Can or Will he do anything about your prayer?
-Will YOU receive the result of the prayer if indeed he does something about it?

2. After praying and you ask yourself if God just heard your prayers....does this mean you have doubted and if God did your prayer before then he would not answer them because you just doubted?

God loves you, and it is only human for you to doubt.
Thomas doubted, and he did not loose anything for doubting
If you understand how the kingdom (not God per se) operates,
you'd soon discover that there is enough room for doubts. So many of the initial disciples had stories of doubt
However the beauty is how the Spirit will walk with you through time to overcome doubts in life's journey

3. How do you believe or trust that He has heard you? How do you trust something you can't see or hold or feel? How do you trust the unseen?

That is why Jesus gave you the gift of the holy spirit
especially your speaking in tongue
If I didn't speak in tongue, with the way I think, by now,
I would have dismissed God as being none existent.

Speaking in tongue is very tangible, because you the talker know for sure that you are not making things up
and are only expressing strange words from some other being

...cheers

werlay: When a Man embezzles millions and EFCC nab him and He confessed He donated some millions from the fraud to his Pastor and the Pastor said the money cannot be refunded because it has been given to "Gad", you then say"don't judge".

When a thief embezzles money and splashes it on lavish services such as hotel rooms and private jets
i'm sure the hotel and airplane manufacturer won't refund the money either

...the reason you are told not to judge is because there is a strong possibility that you are not sound enough to be a judge
that is why it is said

"judge not so that you may not be judged"

many of us have no business judging anyone because we lack mental depth

MuhdG: Pls I know u myt tink m joking. But m not.

My question is

What if I put air conditioners in the place I want to grow it

build a glass house with Ac that will allow sunlight in
then plant ur apple and watch it grow


it might be cheaper to just by the fruits or even travel out to see an apple tree if you're desperate to see one

una neva see anything yet
if thieves, corrupt politicians, criminally negligent MOGs, fornicators etc can be anointed xtians despite their lifestyles
and sow money into the kingdom and constantly elevate their daddy G.O.s as a way of preaching the gospel
why cant these ones and gays preach same gospel to their kind?

is one sin less than the other in the sight of God?

I think our tolerance or revulsion of sin categories is based on our cultural leaning
for example, a church in the thick of the amazon would easily and acceptably have bare breasted women sitting in

If i have to critique someones xtianity it would be those of the big MOG's becos millions look up to them and thus their erring can hurt society
I'm not gonna touch these small anointed ones

Godmystrength: did i judge them?

No u did not judge them
You only tabled their matter before us
and asked us to comment on whether dem do good or bad

ledafaze: Oga, u had better stop thinking....

You are right. Jesus Loves Them... but the love is unto repentance not continuation in sin

Ok,
I'll stop thinking and put on my zombie hat

***
what hast thou to say o man of God
speak, and I'll do as you wish

Godmystrength: same Jesus or their own jesus?

again,
I say judge not

AjanleKoko: Obviously the MOG factor at work here.
You know they're larger-than-life in the Nigerian polity. They usually have top politicos in their pockets, and even the neutrals tend to watch themselves where they're concerned. That's obviously what is happening here.

Yep
We don't touch God's powerful anointed here whether they be xtians or muslims
especially close to elections

ledafaze: I am not judging... and not asking NLders not judge but to look at the situation and decide for themselves if it is right...

What do you think?

I think Jesus loves them

EMBA, MBA and others like them are mainly same content
However, some institutions package them as different products to target different demographics

Selecting an MBA product will therefore depend on who you (and your pocket) are and what you expect to gain at the end of the course

ledafaze: They have come again o... Is anything wrong in here? Our Christian brotherman and sisterwoman... lol



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Judge not

AjanleKoko: Must be connected with the restaurant Lagoos in Chernihiv, Ukraine.

lol
una wicked o

mbulela: Meanwhile, Mukhtar Dan’Iyan, the editor-in-chief of the 15Past8 Media Group based in New York City, who is also an expert on Africa and Middle East policy and security gave his opinion on the matter in a tweet he posted.
Dan’Iyan wrote, “Israel does not use CH-47 Chinook transport helicopter, so selling surplus (or any stock) to Nigeria or any other nation is not even a possibility. The story about USA blocking the sale of non-existent equipment from Israel is therefore non-sequitur.
“Incidentally, Israel uses the Sikorsky CH-53 Sea Stallion as its heavy transport helicopter, and Boeing would do anything to get that business for its Chinook,” he wrote.

Unrefined liars in power.
My problem is not the government keeps feeding us lies at every turn, my issue is that the lies are not even properly researched. They just lie on the run,as if it does not matter whether we believe or not.

the guy Mukhtar is no expert in nothing especially trade
now you do some research on him and his so called website

and who the stunted fuk is Dan’Iyan??


Shiet.... another daft analysis he gave
i don't need to use skirts to sell them
even bibles we read are sold by none xtians from none xtian countries
trade does not operate that way

sick folks

Stupid inference
dumb analysis

yes, govt might be telling lies
but no where in this article did the insane gutter journalist even feebly state that any authorised US official denied blocking FG's purported desire to purchase war crafts.

Extremely mischievous or brain-deprived fella the writer is



...anyways, it serves Goodluck right
as he has decided to foolishly point to his none-interference with the judiciary as an alibi for unprecedented unpunished corruption under his watch
we could all as well distort society with falsehood and criminality and expect to smile to the bank

....fucktards both

An0nimus: I like this guy's messages.

Me too
I particularly like that while offering his message, he does not try to brainwash me into becoming a diehard apprentice of his.

Hear Joseph take you through some biblical insight

key words:
In the beginning God's light be; jesus writing on the sands, fearlessness as a sign of light; the glory light of the ark

http://www.lightsource.com/ministry/joseph-prince-ministries/video-player/find-true-fulfillment-in-life-420681.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxIwqbcyO9I

Jameselias: So what are isulnating

??
sorry, i don't understand your statement or question

Looking past the snake

Numbers 21: 4-9 tells a story

When the children of Israel dwelled in the wilderness
God sent fiery serpents upon them. the serpents bit them and some died
They cried out to God, and God told moses to make a fiery serpent and set it on a standard/pole
anyone that was bitten by these poisnous snakes were to look upon the serpent on the pole and be saved
and Moses did just that and it worked.

Likewise it is today
we have been bitten by all kinds of God-like doctrines

Some, if not all of these doctrines have at least some destructive elemenents in them
especially as they are concoctions of what their founders think is the truth


Nevertheless, just like the snake wrapped around the pole
as long as these doctrines are wrapped around the standard of eternal life in Jesus
they do offer some form of relief
and when we take a look at our various doctrinal dispositions, the more closely you look, the more you see past the snakes
and look unto Christ the standard where life truly is.

Things are not always either black or white

Gather around me children let me tell you a story
this story will help you understand or meander your way past religious issues


It also concerns different christian doctrines that seem to polarise people
So, you might see someone at a loss to explain why a MOG will go a-slapping little kids,
building unfortified structures that fail, carrying out miracles like its a juju show (i like that wan sha )
or massaging his pipi with vaseline while his wife is cast aside in a long distant island

Many times when believers see such happenings they are so confused and end up taking sides
surmarising that either the pastor has been lied against, or the pastor is from the devil.

But come my little one, I'll share a little insight

manny4life: Adult discount in Excel?

I think one can use excel with some Parental Guidance

Tundeiab: And what your own definition of the word thorn?

"thorn in the flesh" simply means a disturbance of the 'fleshy' part of a person
the phrase is used to hide something that the writer perceives as embarrassing

If it was a sore Paul would not need to speak in parables

...anyways, u see sore when you read it, I something completely different
when we reach heaven, Paul go explain
..simplez

Tundeiab: KJV

Thanks
I just did a check with the KJV version and it still comes back with "thorn" and not "sore"

"2 Corinthians 12:7King James Version (KJV)

7 And lest I should be exalted above measure through the abundance of the revelations, there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I should be exalted above measure."
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Corinthians+12%3A7&version=KJV

Tundeiab: See as people dey twist the word of God to suit derailed minds. Bro Paul wasn't referring to sin, but a sore on his skin...let's not misquote the scripture Biko!

and you read about this sore in which bible version?

Just wondering....

so is it not possible for someone to be a fraud and genuine healer at the same time?

there are some lines that are just too thin and can easily be crossed back and forth
Its like saying that you expect rich people to be squeaky clean all the time
how is that possible? even for Bill gates (or at least his Microsoft corporation)?

(someone like Inspired motor comes to mind here. Is he fraud or genuine?. I think he is both)

it hurts...
but mehnnn that's just the way it has always been