₦airaland Forum

Amelian: U may not need the advise, but there are people out there, who desire and had wish to read this advise.. It doesn't apply to the op alone, but anyone who is worried and unsure of where his or her life is heading to...so don't use your own to block other people from receiving true words.

Ok ma
by the way, do u have any issues that need practical male solutions?

[quote author=steve_cantrell]She's still kinda young for that, she's not that desperate yet. Besides, I look even younger than my age. Go 4 it dude.. U d man !!! [/quote]chop knuckle bro

Amelian: God never promised that the road would be easy but he promised never to leave nor forsake us.
Life is a competition, let us learn to go easy on ourselves and trust that God is working it all out for good( even if it doesn't make sense now). I know that there's a time for everything but most importantly that IT WILL COME TO PASS., no matter the trial or challenges , yours will come to Pass in due course... And u will be up and strong again to lift up those who maybe down under...
Never lose hope..
YOU DIDN'T CREATE YOURSELF , NOR CHOSE THE PATH YOU WILL LIVE ON EARTH, LET GOD DO HIS WILL.. COS HE KNOWS ALL AND HAS ALREADY MAPPED OUT EACH AND EVERYONE'S PATH INLIFE...
Be patient, your time will come to marry...
Shalom.

shooo!!!
which kine plenty advice be this naw

we the male folks have decided to handle matters our way
and provide practical closure to Chima's desires

[quote author=D.A.V.E]the one i hate d most iz d nose picking act... and dose guilty of d act are so eager to always offer u a handshake rite after they dig into their disgusting nostrils rite in front of u[/quote]yeah, ur right
I am thinking that a way i wld handle this from now on
is to dig deep into my nostrils and pick a bit or two
then offer my hands to receive the handshake

[quote author=steve_cantrell]Even if I'm 1year younger than the OP, I'm sure its too young for her. Besides, I'm not really into all that going to UK stuff. Been there and done that..[/quote]women like travel well, well so that they can post picture in album
I dont think she would mind 1 yr younger if u are ready to settle down

Vikin: Put your CV here, your full picture, your reference, as a nairaland family, we need to make sure you are what you say you are?

Make Happyness make the request naw

[quote author=steve_cantrell]No, I'm probably too young for the OP.[/quote]how many years u be?

Happyness_Chima

will you date me?
I never get money or moto yet
but i get sense well well
I have potential

No worry, i no go chop your money
I wont drive your car either
you wont also pay for me to travel with u
I will just be at the airport to pick u with a taxi when u arrive

I live in a self contained BQ, u can visit me when u are off
when u travel, me and u go dey Skype

If you no like my wardrobe
u go change am to suit your taste

happyness

i have taken back my words
no follow babyosis again
she dey player hate you

oil companies pay well and give people off
everyone knows this

I know both guys and gals that earn tens of millions annualy in oil jobs

[quote author=ozo_emeka]You should teach yoruba people they are so filthy i almost think it's in their blood. This one girl i went to her room she had sweat pile under her armpit her panties on the floor (she wears em and lets them lay there) i almost threw up[/quote]You went straight to her room without knowing her well enough first?
not wanting to be a moral police, i read a whole lot of meaning to this
You are both two of a kind

Why not try Adenuga's daughter then generalize from there

[quote author=JoBlè]What makes a bad habit bad? Is it the fact that it's irritating to people? Cuz lotsa pple get irritated by silly thingz. I'm saying this cuz somethings listed here are jst quirks while others are unavoidable in some situations. Eg If I'm VERY VERY hungry and in a hurry, I will eat while walking. Shoot me![/quote]You are right
For me the habits are less about hygeine, and more about poshness/adorning/carriage/beauty

Eating while walking can be handled in such a way it looks extremely admirable
(I dont think u'll look nice if you're walking fast, chewing on a chicken and spitting out the bones, left right and center and then finally cleaning your hands on your jacket)

Some wolf man might find u exciting sha

topmostg: nah, how bout "scratchin your armpit in public"?
I hate it when i see someone do that ish!

folks do it,
me i no like am
U can always go to the loo and scratch your armpit to ur hearts content

alutacontinua: Dt rule was working for people in 1920, we're in 2013

OK
if u promise to wait for me for 5 yrs
i will ARRIVE and come back for u

I just finished my exams
I will soon get goood job
then buy car, and rent 3 bedroom flat
then furnish the house
then keep some savings aside

then i will have ARRIVED and welcome u with open arms

just wait ehn

topmostg: Nice one o.p.
1 thing i've been tryin to quit is "snoring out loud when sleeping"...
I find it very embarrassin...
God help me..

Not your fault
and besides its done in private
I guess u dont sleep on ur desk at the office or in public transportation do u?

Shugamania: Eeeeeewwww..

Op, what about roaming the house without clothes?

its ur house
roaming it nak.ed is a great idea cos it allows ur jangolavas to breath fresh air

afterall, u do not dress up and then make up to hit the bed do u?
(i dey tok about bed for ya house, not for another person house o)

alutacontinua: I lyk ur sense of humour. How much is in your bank account?

I have small something there
But i have potential

i hear that a good woman will not look at a mans account b4 she falls in love
are u not good?

Orikinla: Not washing your hands well after using the toilet. And then shaking others with your dirty and slimy hands.
Pooh!

[quote author=piano_girl]Not flushing the WC after use..so irritating.[/quote]extremely irritating

if possible, we should carry hand sanitizers and use after stepping out of toilet vicinities too
(at least once in a while)
can u imagine the amount of very aged germs hanging around toilet door handles
some fit even senior u sef

Chibuebem: dont u think thats a little too extreme? I should cover my plate after eating? Nawa o. Is it that much of a norm?

Its extreme sha
but if u manage it well
u will look really posh

babes fit trip for you on top ya empty wallet

REVOLUTNIS: Do not kiss in the public

if you are chewing corn on the street
open ur lovers mouth
then spit the chewed corn into it
and she helps you to complete the chewing before spitting it back into your mouth in public

then it 'might' qualify as a nasty habit

Iykeponti: Wht abt those ladies that r screaming & moving their hips whenever they're sleeping, is it a bad habit? Bcs i knw someone like dat...:/

Ever heard of Synagogue?
this habit might be best addressed there

lillyveezy: tanx @esere...,i love ur Nigerian mindedness.i grew up guilty of nose digging only.but since i came to lagos my ills has increased.God help me with this thread to put me back to shape.tanx once more.

Rceive Gods help in Jesus name
in lagos we do not tolerate nose digging

Iykeponti: IT'S AN IDEA OF TELLING US HE LIVES IN UK..

if u say so
lwkmd

EmmyDe25: I was just about to say this.

This doesnt make spitting a great habit
besides they do it on the field when playing a sweaty exhaustive game

There was once a discussion on if to sanction footballers who spit on the pitch

Happyness, happyness... how many time i call u?

When i see person wen acheeive wetin i go like acheive
what i usually do is to learn from the person
(not what the person says he does, but what he actually does)

babyosisi don talk
the truth is that when i clicked on her profile and saw the topics she was engaged in
i fell in love with her immediately

A friend of mine was engaged to a beautiful girl in nigeria
he met and fell in love with a normal looking but extremely talkatively intelligent girl in the UK
Na God save that girl for Nigeria.. she was on her way out
but the guy got a job in 9ja and had to move back to his 1st love

@pastor kun

Someone once told me that the thing you feel most angry about
is most likely your calling

The ball is in your court
its about time u jump into big time sacrificial ministry
and live us in small nairaland to the love of flashy jet riding and tithe taking pastors

God be with ye

alutacontinua: you're too young for marriage. Go and make money first!

Aunty, Aunty
what of me?

Afam4eva: Is there a school where Nigerians learn to how to spit saliva? Cos Nigerians are experts in it. I've been trying to learn this trade but to no avail. I feel incomplete not knowing how to do it.

it took me a while to learn it
before i finally caught on

I learnt when i immersed myself with street friends
I suggest u get a couple of street friends for a while

The process is like this
Draw=> position => traject

byvan: A woman is not only preg when her tummy is protruding,some start urinating as soon as they are 4weeks along.Op,will you be the officer in charge of checking for the tag or should it be pasted on their foreheads,I mean in a place like Naija?

I wont mind being contracted for this
...But in a place like 9ja without much rules were u can actually poo in front of a gate except the security man chases u away
the idea I am trying to espouse is that we should feel ashamed when performing some acts
when u feel shame, u dont need to be guided by laws

u wld look out for the most appropriate/hidden places to commit ur act

I am yet to see anyone mating in public in nigeria

nneh1: . To the best of my knowledge 90% of men are guilty of this not women. Why? As if the thing is too long or big.

Me thinks its because out arms dangle at our groins area
so you naturally squeeze at anything in that area

Women have nothing to hold on to and so, instead fidget with their handbags
men on the other hand have an object to play with down there

Ishilove: Like goats chewing cud

LOL

Emylexray: ok. i would have appreciatated your answer to my question. #do the whites do them?#

'Many' folks live their gardens unkempt in the UK
But my experience tells me that when I go visiting a Nigerian friend,
his or her 'frontyard' would likely be unkempt
(in order words, if i dey go visit a nigerian for street when i never go before
i might just be able to make an accurate guess which of the blocks is his house)

Like i said I'd rather not expatiate bcause of space
My point was that nigerian idea of tidyness/beauty/maintained is not top notch
at least not to my standards

Go out to the best and most expensive areas in Nigeria
you would see various objects lying around, broken blocks in the wrong places etc

(by the way dude, I am very pro-nigerian. U can check out my threads

2legit2qwt: People stop smacking while eating, it irks me

yep agreed
that brings me to the naughty habit of

eating with your mouth open