₦airaland Forum

byvan: @yellowpawpaw,Abeg pregnant woman wey never careless piss probably never stepped out of her house.The feel of a 4.2kg baby pressing against my bladder is something I won't apologize for when I piss anywhere other than my toilet.Nice one op,preg ladies have little control over their bladders, don't count them as dirty when you see them peeing somewhere other than there toilets.

Emylexray: I learnt there is a country where pregnant women are allowed by law to urinate or deficate anywhere they deem fit when pressed. I can't remember the name of the place. Maybe in the U.K #justguessing#

In that case, they probably should be given a visible tag
to mark them out as temporarily not being subject to civility
that shld do the trick

REVOLUTNIS: Do not smoke in the public

shei una don hear!!!

they litter the envioment with butts of cigarettes

olashas: A friend of mine has the habit of picking her nose every minute. I feel like slapping her every time she does this. The last time i told her to desist from the irritating habit, she apologised but continued after some minutes. Maybe if I chop off her nose , she will stop.

great plan
an alternative is to chop off her fingers

Emylexray: i missed no damn point bro. You potrayed Nigeria in a bad light in that post. Do you mean to tell me the whites are not guilty of one or two of those dirty habits you listed?

Again
My concern is with Nigerians (I am not even concerned with other africans. Besides it would take too much writing to articulate a point. You're intelligent, and shld know this)

There is no harm in us being a master race is there?

When you've eaten, and there are bones on your plate
kindly cover with a paper napkin

It looks more decent that way, so u dont look like a canibal

2legit2qwt: It disgusts me when people wet my face with saliva all in the name of talking to me. Sometimes i wonder if that's an habit or a condition

I suspect its a condition caused by the shape of the teeth/jaw

Emylexray: this insinuation of yours is lame. So in orther words, keeping dirty and unkempt lawns are only habitual of Nigerians? It's very easy for you to stay there and utter trash! The whites are gods to you now.

U missed the point
But anyways, learn to speak corteously
It will take you far in life

(meditate on this http://bibleapps.com/proverbs/15-1.htm)

Ishilove: You should try public transport more often

No thanks
I am not a socialist

nyere84: Op, pls i always peep a man & woman 2geda in room. I peep tru the window, keyhole, curtain, door, etc. Just to know if they are digging or not.

Even, when i was a kid, i use to peep my uncle and his wife then.
Rite now, am even peeping my neigbour & her guy.

Pls this na bad habit??

Very bad habit
I heard it is caused by some demons possessing individuals

why not just buy a video recorder and record your sex life
it should give you some more kick

Emylexray: ;DOP. . . Ehm! You try o. But for the last one, e be like say serious hot urine never hold you before. Wer u go just enter corner open ur tap.

Even if you do it
know its not civil, so do it with a lot of shame and not boldness

flames77: *when phcn carry light,stop shoutin "Nepa!!!"

The first time i learnt this was when as a kid, my parents moved from the impoverished area into 'G.R.A'
when they brought light we shouted up NEPA
and my pa asked us if we cld hear any other person shouting -There was none

Lesson: people for Aje area no dey shout NEPA

speedyboi: I don't do any of those.

You are of the chosen generation
all you need to do is to sell your property and follow me

Ishilove: This is incorrect. People fart in public all the time; in church, buses, classrooms, cabs etc. You know, those silent and deadly ones that stink so bad you that you gag and nearly faint from the gaddem godawful stench.

Pardon me
I lack experience in the wild

I have never smelt fart in my church
I even doubt that the attendees can do a poo

Ishilove: Are you insinuating that dirt and unkempt lawns are exclusive to Nigerians? So you mean to say that the citizens yonder do not allow their lawns grow into the Amazon forest?

Colonial mentality

I dont give a hoot about others. I am talking about us
How does the front of your house look?
is it picturesque?

Fussbot: Is dis also a bad habit??cus me dey do am wela..anywia sef
...
Bitting fingers!

Makes u look timid and has health implications
But I have never seen anyone complain about it
and neither do I find it offensive

yuzedo: Op, bro, I hav a bad haBbit. sometim if nepa took lit in Banana Island, I normaly fill lonly. So I rob vaseline on my left hand, rob it on my write hand, pool down my g-string, and I...........................................

Its done in private, so no problems
u can help yourself to the full jar
u could also try using Robb

ArQueBusieR: Do not fart in public. I might shoot you.

People rarely fart in public
the mistake they make is that immediately after farting in private, they show up in public
not understanding that just like 'perfume' the smell sticks for a while

They probably shld dab some body spray before coming out of the loo

manee2: i don't do any of those, am only addicted to opening my mouth and eyes gazing at a booty... I hope dats not bad

Naaaa
not bad at all
we all need a home
even flies too

@carmelion

Behold i am here
the heavens tell me say u dey call me

so, i don show

obadiah, obadiah


I thank God that you were given to christianity and not islam

You sure wont have been a suicide bomber (u too like life)
But u wld have been one of those that pull out stuff from the quaran to radicalise the fickle minded
and turn them to living bombs

(the post is creative sha )

31?
u are young naw

Go do ur masters in a good school abroad
before you select a school
ensure that the school has a huge population of males in postgraduate level
If possible, ensure that there are more than one of such schools in that location + Location has a Nigerian church like redeemed

You go meet better men tire
then play your card well to rope the one you want in
(make sure say dem never marry for 9ja or don do introduction o)

NNa

see dolls everywhere on this thread
e be like king solomons mine
where have I been?

*parks his jeep and pulls off top to reveal his zer0 pack*

yellowpawpaw: Nice @op.thanks for sharing
Hmmmmm....peein in public.most pregnant women r guilty of that.I think I rank 1st here cos when d thing hold me,I just no wan know. And d most annoyin thing is only small thing will come out eventually.may God forgive me cos na only him no all d no go area I hv baptised.

OK you are forgiven
go and sin no more

In the UK, there are some houses that when you drive past
you could almost accurately guess that a Nigeria is living there
Gardens are so unkempt
clutter everywher

Our sitting rooms are tidy, but go beyond this
and you'll see a world of filth

Ok I have this habit of viewing the profile of anly lady that say something extremely intelligent or extreme crap

I viewed yours
It was not of someone wearing a suit NO
It was also at least subtly suggestive (going by your complaint)
So who's making who a sex object?


(I get ur point sha)

I went out yesterday to have a great time,
and could not help noticing the number of fine boys and girls with terrible dirty habits in the public

1) Spitting phlegm in public

Probably people that do this grew up in dirty areas,
and learnt to instinctively roll up phlegm and spit it out with trajectory expertise
But now you are in a posh neighborhood, kindly desist

2) Spitting out bones of fish on the ground into a pile of mess

When you where in in the village with its exposed soil everywhere,
it probably made sense for you to spit out bones on the ground when eating.
You were doing your part to enrich soil nutrients and give bingo a chance to partake of your meals.
But now you are in the city eating out in a tiled or cemented floor environment. So kindly desist

3) scratching your crotch

You are not infested with crab lice, so please stop scratching you stuff in public

4) Digging your nose

And then you want to shake someone with the same hands abi?
why not just dig your nose into a cup and make some tea off it.

5)Pulling at your pant lines to properly set it

Yep, those panties have a way of slipping to the wrong places.
But please put your back against the wall or look for somewhere more private when adjusting them

6) Peeing in public

The feel of nature brushing aganist your totori is awesome when peeing in public alright,
but it looks so ungentlemanly especially when you step out of your landrover looking tooch
just before you amaze the crowd with your dog instinct to mark your territory

I must commend ladies for being more careful in this act. I havent seen more than 10 ladies do this in my lifetime.
The first time I saw a lady do this, I almost collapsed.
She spread her legs, raised her skirts (or wrapper) shifted her panties, and opened her tap

7) Eating with your mouth open

I learnt it was a bad habit, so I've learnt to close my mouth when chewing



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Common guys, lets all develop some civility

parents, also ensure your kids do not pick up these habits,
especially from their friends whose parents have not devoted same effort as you in tooching up their kids

....Stay Blessed

Ishilove: Your mum is a very wise woman

ishilove ishilove
i we go out naw
so that I can look for feeding bottle to suck
my momi say i am a big man now and I shld learn to hold feeding bottle with my 2 hands

We u give me feeding bottle?

Ishilove: Are you willing to undergo deliverance first?

Ishilove, ishilove
my mummy say that if i touch any gel
that the gel belli will become biiiig like this
and that the girl we deliverance
and baby will be crying,
iaaaan, iaaan everywhere

Ishiliove we u be my gefrend?
so that I can be touching u pinpon pi
like I touch my toy car

ehn?

Ishilove: I'm practicing the art of the samurai

Samuru?
Is that a new kind of akamu?

Ishilove: It is on my profile

Ishilove why do u want to knife somebody in ur profile
what did dey do u?

^^^
Is this correct?