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Not only financial institutions, but also business.

FFS I saw an advert today by Mountain of Fire and miracle asking for the donation of 35,000,000,000 (thirty-five billion Naira), for an auditoruim. WTF for??
Peeps are dying of starvation and hunger and diseases and they want to build a monument of 35 billion. for who?? for God?? what a joke. I now consider sundays a sabbath day, for resting at home and preparing for work on monday.

gentledove:
i am praying for you too that you get lucky on the plane one day, mess a cabin crew attendant and get AIDS. whats wrong with our youths nowadays?? chei!!!! God dey o, no forget that

Thats so not not fair. What did I do wrong?? It's not like I raped her or druged her. It was consenting whatever between two adults.

O.k now this is real talk, no games.

I boarded a bus from Port-harcourt to Abuja to go see some of my hommes who were serving. On the bus I was lucky to have been placed near this Lepa, not too tall, not too pretty but strafable babe. At first I had no interest in her (cos I usually dont play like that), but then as the journey continued, the chick kinda initiated the conversation. We talked about everything you could possibly imagine up until she asked bout my girlfriend. I was honest and told her I just started dating my chick for about a few months. Later on in the journey, she fell asleep and sent the first signal by leaning on my shoulder, DAMN!! I'm too street to slack at such an oppurtunity so I adjusted made her comfortable while taking my two cents worth of free smooching (nothing explicit though).

The mad part was when we finally hit Abj at night, the chick started this long narrative about how that was her first time in the capital and how she had no idea where she was going that night. I offered to ride with her to wherever she was going before I stepped but then she said she'll feel safer with me (Second Signal). Omo no dulling, I quickly forked out 6k, found the nearest hotel, and voila, the rest you can imagine. Now I have her on speed dial, whenever I'm in the FCT, shes always on hand to give a brother some love.

Me thinks, that the problem has to do with the ride. It kinds of fcuks their senses up (with the amana chilling freezing their brains), the vibration of the bus sending tingling sensation through their body, and the lonliness of sitting 8-12 hours on a bus, at night with total strangers who could either be serial killers or total gentlemen (like I was). DAMN!! Its worth the gamble.

Although I dont go by road no more, I still pray I get lucky again, but this time on a flight.

To solve this problem of disproportionate boobs, when doing it, always ensure they suck on the big one more than the small one so as to reduce the big on to the size of the small one. Be careful that they dont oversuck otherwise you'll just tip the scale in the other direction. Same applys to the yarsh. The big one should be slapped and squeezed more than the small one.      

This story sounds real, Punch is too serious a paper to publish unconfirmed stories.

The truth is simply that the man is sick (mentally). His daughter is also sick (mentally), but hers has more to do with mind control than any other thing. Daddy say the lord says I should bone you, liltle girls puts up virtually no resistance and succumbs to daddy. Dont forget she has no friends, and his compound serves as a church attended only by him, where he is the priest and member. I'm sure he spends nost services and prayer meeting brain-washing the poor little girl. You really cant blame the girl, she needs a shrink(a very good one), and a priest (for her sins).
Her sister was more mature and wiser, so she resisted and ran for dear life. It's a shame but life is a bitch. I'm happy she terminated the bagger she was carrying, she should now stop the incest before they cause any more damage to their family tree.

@ Jenny

We been dey play small lovey lovey that time. Love wantiti. I no know say the babe dey slack.

@ ruky_ivy

You sure say no be dis children wey ehn been dey target wey make e wan use hurricane and tsunami wipe out asia?? dem no dey know finish.

jennykadry:
lol esss wetin u do for small wey make u think say u be bad guy

I been get babe wen I dey like 8 years that time. I been dey feel like I too much. Meanwhile see dis two small oyinbo children don dey do wetin I no do till I start to shave.

i still dey wonder  wetin sodom and gomorrah do dey we never surpass, even 4yrs old chick now dey give head. And i been think say I been be bad guy wen I small.

@ Jenny

If na me o! I'll try blackmail just to milk my mum. thats all there is to it. It's her life, let her do as she pleases.

@ Prince onx

Omo, I never said it was not evil o?? but she is definitely playing with naked flames near a box of gunpowder and she is only bound to hurt herself.

HMMM!! JENNY!! JENNY!! JENNY!! How many times I call you?? Calm down. You are letting your emotions get the better of your judgement. Tell me what confrinting her mother would achieve?? What if she does and her mum confirms her fears then what next?? If the mum continues doing the uncle then what next?? If she succeeds in breaking up her own home, then what next?? Is she ready to accomodate a new mum (step-mum) in the house?? Can she control the resulting chaos that would result from her running her mouth?? the questions are endless, the problems are equally endless. Why not do the right thing and look the other way. Why is she trying to play a role thats bigger than her??



@ Poster

Be careful what you wish for.

those were the days men. I even remember when i first had sex, (non penetrative sex with my clothes on).

Then micheal jacksons dance steps were so profane. O Jean claude van dammes movies were like Bleep porn, that dude always bangs a chick before the end of his movies. We used to close our eyes when they start kissing in movies and when the kissing is about to lead to sex, our parents would kick us out of the palour. those were the good old days.

Jenny I hope you also have some advice for her when she opens pandoras box and shit blows up in her face.

What do you think will happen?? Her dad will thank her for ratting out her mum to him?? or her dad will love her more?? is she ready for the consequences of what shes doing??

I dont support adultery o, but two wrongs can never make a right.

have you seen it?

I'm confused with the third picture, was the girl giving the boy a Head??

But lets get real sha, at what age did most of you suck face first?? I remember as a kid, when we used to act dramas with the neighbours kids, I had a wife with whom i used to kiss at night (drama night). Damn those were the days when men were boys.

Who can blame those kids?? Even the cartoons these days contain some form of sexual act. They are only trying out what they saw on TV or at home. I just hope they are not brother and sister. Ewww!!

@ Poster

Shey you don hear betta people advice. Mind your business. There is an Igbo saying that "When a little child starts asking about what killed his father, if he is not careful, what killed his father will also kill him".

You are a child no matter how old you are. Too much oyinbo film is what is worring most N'landers and Nigerians alike. You have forgotten the African way of life. Children dont get involved in the matters of adults. You are using your mother to play private eye detective, I'm so sorry for you because what you might find might just blind your eyes.
I really feel your pain, but if you know whats good for you, listen to good advice and mind your own business. Forget you ever saw anything. Be an observer and dont interfere in anyway. Let your father find out (that is if there is anything to find), on his on terms. In the battle between two elephants, it's the grass that receives the most damage.

Take my advice, shut the heck up, look the other way and mind your danmed business.

@ orisebawo

Thank you. You were raised by true african parents. Thats exactly what she should do. Shut the Bleep up, and walk away. Its none of her business.

jennykadry:
wats d big deal in telling her mum,mum i know you're sleeping wt uncle

if she doesnt know how to say it,she should employ me,i will help her out

So what?? Now go to your room. No pocket money for a year. Infact you are grounded till marriage.

What have you achieved??

I still say look the other way. That is how we were raised. You dont open your mouth in the discussion of elders. let them sort out themselves.

We  dont know about the adultery part yet?? what if they are planning a big secret party for the dads next birthday??   _{now I'm just clownin.}

But lets say she finds out they are , you know.

Please tell me what she should say to the mum?? "Mum stop boning uncle", or "Mum why are you doing Uncle". Jeez do you hear how that sounds coming from a kid to a parent??
Or how does she tell her dad?? "Dad, mum is screwing uncle", or "Dad muming and Uncle are boning behind your  back".

This is way beyond her. Let it go. Things will sort themselves out amongst them adults.

It's her mums life, we as kids have no bloody business in grown up affairs.

What if the mum is going through a rough patch with the dad?? I think shes being a nosey kid and should mind her business.

I really don't know the answer to this question, but I'm damn sure what that seth and co. story the bible has to offer on the issue is a load oh horse manure, just like the Noah one.

even if she does find out, what would she do?

Call cheaters P.I

Just kidding.


Shit! I really dont know what to say. Just mind your damned business. What do you want to do?? Even if you find out they are doing grown up stuff, what would you do?? scold your mum?? You are walking in treachrous waters, be careful lest you drown. It's your mama's business let her do as she pleases.

mu opinion

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What does one girl have that the other does not??

ANSWER; Nothing really (talking in terms of human anatomy), but then everything (talking in terms of size, styles, and flavor).

1. There is a saying that person no dey chop the same soup everyday, which means person no dey f.!k the same girl everyday.
2. It's more than just a matter of having the same thing, it is a sport. How many can you bag in a life time.
3. Women are like fowls, the same animal, but different species. Some are broilers while others are old layers. So you must eat all to determine your favorite.
4. It is in our nature to cheat, look at David in the bible who could have boned any chick he wanted from syria to jordan, but he wanted Uriah's wife.
5. It's a sign of manhood. Although I dont agree with this, but it is an assumption amogst most cheating men.
6. It's like a car, although you have perfectly good tyres, you must always have a spare.
7. Its like a football match, Theres the home match (Wife/Girlfriend), and the away match (Concubine).
8. African men are polygamous by culture and tradition. So b'cos of oyinbo we no longer marry plenty so instead we :<.>?"{_(
9. It's a bible command, "Go ye into the world and spread your seed".
10. One girl might be good in missionary, the other in doggy and the other just gives damn good head.


Do you need more reasons??

TOH:
why is she even dating you?

Thats what I'm dying to know, cos if she dosent love me then we shouldnt be togerther at all. I dont have time for such games.

TOH:
I get such a "brute" vibe from you.

BRUTE?? How could I be brute?? I'm pissed yet I'm still hanging in there hoping she would realise just how much she means to me before my patience wears out and you are getting brute vibes. I way too damn nice if you ask me. Her last boyfirend did not do half the things I've done for her and yet she loved him. I'm just getting frustrated, just I love her too much to face the consequences of walking away now. But if I find out she toying with me, God have mercy on me, cos I'll redefine the word hurt.


So there you have it, who's holding back?? I've also been hurt before you know.

NAIJA CHICKS AAAAAA!!!

FFS my girlfriend is yet to say te words "I Love You" to me just because she says shes been hurt too many times to throw her emotions around. Can you magine the bull? If I werent so crazy about her, I would have shown her what hurt really means.

NAIJA CHICKS AAAAAA!!!