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All friends of your parents, even the next door neighbour and your school teachers are "uncle" and "aunty".

savanaha:


I will go to the market to buy from my customer

Please dont send me on any message

please come in and siddon

What is the time saying

On the Umbrella.

On the light

Off the tap

on the gas (cooker)

Even mugs are called glass

Is this beef still on??

I appologize on both your behalfs to each of you. please stop the cussing

thunder fire you

All bleaching creams are TURA

Maids, cleaners, babysitters, nannys are all Houseboy or House girl

why dont you take leg to the store

A new born baby is always qualified with the adjective bouncing baby  boy/girl

All sodas are called mineral

every thing is biscuit including wafers.

All chocolate drinks are bournvita.

And every type of transparent cooking oil is groundnut oil (be it sunflower oil, olive oil, vegetable oil, e.t.c)

@ topic

Hmm na wah O

I reserve my comments.

Word men. Every student in ghana forks out a large sum of money every year for that shit.

O and the one were someone want to buy a can of insecticde and says "Abeg give me one can of Mobil shelltox".

Or were all noodles are called indomie.

Anoda ghana must go saga. See yawa o!

Anyways, I schooled in ghana and those gays that call themselves customs at the airport charged me import duty on every damned thing (from indomie to garri to my laptop and cellphones.) It's a nice country no doubt, but I have my reservations on alot of things. And they fucking took a large amount of money from me for not having a residents permit.

O and if you must travel to ghana and other ecowas countries, use your ecowas passport, they are not worth wasting the pages of your international passport on.

I think it's a game for homos (my opinion)

Cescky u be ghanaian? why you dey para??

Omo make police gaurd that Catwoman well, well o! And after hospital finish make dem still carry her go vetenary too just to make sure say she dey 100% fit both as cat and as human being. She get matter to answer o! MURDER! attempted murder, assasination and conspiracy to murder, including impersonation.

What if to say na you be the next victim?? Abeg make police lock her for cell still put leash around her neck in case she try to escape in pussy cat mode.

This matter ne real life issue for port-harcourt o! How many years ago na goat turn to human being, now pussy. I don dey suspect our dog for house say E fit be human being, because ehn shit dey large pass dog own. Infact I go kill am this saturday just to caheck if e go change.

GOD FORBID THIS IN JESUS NAME. AMENNNNNNNNNN O!


United state of Gini!!?? Tufiakwa

We and Sudan, Rwanda, liberia, Congo, Burundi, Cote de Ivoire and the rest of all these unstable countries go come be one?? Chukwu ekwe kwa na ka ngwere gba  a'gyi.

Even as we small reach we no fit unite na wen we come add others na ehn we go unite??

We are too diversified in too many different ways to be united. From language, to tradition, to beliefs, to culture, to tolerance, to ideas to you name it. Even the only uniting factor which is the color of our skin sef, no really be the same through out. we still have albinos, fair coloured ones, light brown, brown, dark brown and really black skins.

We werent created to be a united continent.

My opinion.

@ Topic

Then she had better die, because I no fit do all these numerous activities.

Wetin sef?? Woman na God?? Everytime 67 ways to please a woman, 36 ways to show your woman you love her, 101 ways to keep your woma happy, woman dis, woman that. What of we men, abi we get things wey we dey die for?? we deserve happiness?? we no need pleasing?? WTF men!

Infact dis thing don dey reach level wey we men suppose call worldwide assembly discuss these women matter and the way them punish we men. Ogini!?

Let me first of all say thank God say no be only Igbo people dey push drugs for yonder.

That being said, let me also declare my stance on this matter, if I happen to know anyone of those guys on that list, wallahi I no go cast. For wetin na?? Dem kill person?? Their own na ehn bad pass??

Abeg make we talk about better thing.

Look at everybody talking about spoiling our name, spoiling our name. Let me ask all of you saints, which one of una names here be Nigeria?? Shey because God don bless una with papa's and mama's wey fit afford to train una for better schools abroad and for naija, give una better houses for yonder and for lekki and Victoria Islands, Give una not only bread, but even add butter, cheese and margarine on top, with ice cream for dessert una don for get say e get people wey dey hustle day and night to get common 100naira to buy garri and salt wey them and other children go soak for night abi?? You don forget say e get people wey school na elementary five na ehn their papa monay finnish, abi?? una no know say E get people wey no understand say food na 3 times a day dem chop am abi?? or una dey ignorant to the fact say e get people wey dey only see chicken chop on very special occasion abi??

He who God has blessed, dont judge the next man, you hear. Atleast dem no carry gun come rob u for house or for road, no those oyinbo's (wey been come here come carry us go sell for yonder, punnish us like animals) na ehn dem dey sell the drugs give. Everybody is just trying to make a living. I wasnt born into wealth so I know what hard times mean.

Most of these people have a very large families waiting for them back home to support them. I love my Naija O! but just because I drive a car and live a comfortable, dont mean that's the way life actually is.

People are suffering, and thats a fact of life. Drug money is just another form of hustle. Dont fucking throw stones.

@ Topic

First of all, let me state that I believe in polygamy, so I'll take 4 wives namely;

1. Jenifer Lopez (latin flavor)
2. Stephanie Okereke (local)
3. Halie Berry (Black americana)
4. The girl from my Princess Diaries (Whitey)


This is my destiny right here.

if he wasnt abusive and the money and sex was good, then go back, while you keep searching.