₦airaland Forum

I'm a Kopite, but in this situation, I'd rather have Man U. lift the cup.

Those Chelsea fans will make too much noise if they succeed.

Go Man United.

Next season is Liverpools year to stun the world.

We are going all out for a treble.

We shall not walk alone next season.

I really cant believe the type of shit that ppl's think about.

On wat grounds do u start comparing Box office hits to 51, 52 Iweka road, abi na 11 ebinpeju lane idumota

Worlds Apart - Be Cool
Staring with Segun arinze against Acting alongside Aerosmith,

Na wah o!!

So ppl still dey live for liberia??

Abef how u use get visa?? and dem even get embassy sef?? na wah o!!

9ja and una bad mouth. even rwanda now na overseas o.

Hope those laptops come with free generators, anti-theft systems and a shortcut key to free- food and medical care.

Mofo lookin for more avenues to embezzle our cheese.

It depends on wat was in it.

If object remains visible after three days please contact your nearest lawyer for advice.

Nairaland id; Esss
Present country of residence; Peoples Republic of Biafra
State; Un-named
City; yet to be named

Na beans to bust 16??

_{Make I siddon look as dis one wan use happen.}

Why "fall" in love, when you can stand in lust.

No tym for love. We just werent created for that mushy crap.

It's not that we are afraid, but why pluck a single fuit when you can have the whole tree.

Ecart:
Hey what's "bushmeat" and "animal meat"?

It's a special kind of delicacy in Nigeria. It is also called Ewu, Azu, Oko-oko, Anu ofia or Okuko.
These are compliments in the streets of Nigeria.

No be God!!

That smally don use under-gee style get Visa/greencard wey people dey line up everyday for embassy for yet no show. Ehn bread don butter be that. This na real testimony wey dem dey give for church. I dey happy for am well well, I just hope say which ever foster care ehn dey under go take care of am well well. Chei no be beans.

Even the pikin mama and papa go reject am.

As for the sandbag abi garribag woman, Na only sorry I fit tell her. As a 9ja woman she try jare. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm quite certain she adopted that child from one of the numerous orphanages littered all over the country where you can adopt a child for less than U.S $50 with or without being qualified to adopt. Who could blame her for what she did.
If she get the house na she and the pikin for dey live inside.

Let us crucify her because shes Nigerian not because of the crime she allegedly committed.


@ Sheniqua

You no see any other name for the whole of Obodo Nigeria to give her na Igbo Name you see abi? wetin do "Aisha, Kemi, Fatima, Bimbo, Efe, Apkos, Oghenekevwe, Odiong, Damilola". Anyhow sha nutin do u, na still 9ja go carry the shame irrespective of her name.

@ Ikamefa

hi

@ Topic

This whole woman beater thing is all over-rated. Men are now being portrayed to be demons, wat about the chicks that beat up their men physically, emotionally and psychologically.

The thing is when a woman is abused by a man, the world hears about it, when a man is being abused by a woman he simply keeps quiet and stomachs all the crap b'cos the world would only laugh at him.

If we could be honest with ourselves, atimes these abused women actually drive their men to the point of hitting them, I'm not trying to justify hitting a woman, I'm just saying it does happen. But any man who cant control his temper especially towards women is a bitch (pardon my french).

Women beaters in my opinion should be bound and the woman given the right to beat the shit out of him to her satisfaction, but what do you to a man beater?? Hmm.

I seriously pray for my sisters not to fall into the hands of a men who would lay their hands on them, b'cos I'll amputate that clowns hands.

As for Identifying a woman beater, I dont think that possible, although if you are very observant, you could pick up tell tale signs of a possible wife beater.

sheniqua:
I hate all this pretences.
when you hear 419 what is the picture you get man or woman?[/color]
and what pronoun is normally used?
Ok [color=#990000]a small number of women abuse their men are you now happy?

when you hear a house was broken into and inhabitants killed who most likely did it?
Say whatever you like.

see the title of the thread

Did you hear urself or rather did u read the crap u just posted??

I'm lost for words.

It's obvious that u are definitely a man hater.

I suppose Men are the demons that plague this world.

sheniqua:
Does your partner:

hit, punch, slap, shove, or bite you?

threaten to hurt you or your children?

threaten to hurt friends or family members?

have sudden outbursts of anger or rage?

behave in an overprotective manner?

become jealous without reason?

prevent you from seeing family or friends?

prevent you from going where you want, when you want?

prevent you from working or attending school?

destroy personal property or sentimental items?

deny you access to family assets, such as bank accounts,
credit cards, or even the car?

control all finances and force you to account for what you spend?

force you to have sex against your will?

force you to engage in sexual acts you do not enjoy?

insult you or call you derogatory names?

use intimidation or manipulation to control you or your children?

humiliate you in front of your children?

turn minor incidents into major arguments?

abuse or threaten to abuse pets?

The author of No Visible Wounds, Mary Susan Miller, adds one more:
withhold conversation, sex, or affection from you?


any man that does any of the above is an abuser and should seek help
Any woman with a man that does the above ought to watch out,you are sleeping with an abuser.

So wen did partner turn into "Men" only??

So I guess if a woman does any of the things on ur list shes just throwing fits huh??

Anoda man hater.

Note; If anybody does any of these to another person that person needs help irrespective of sex.

Nna na wah o!!

I have gone thru all the posts frm chicks on this thread and I'm yet to see one chick who has shown compassion for the guys.

Look at the long list all for you wit others addin more to it, yet no one has said anytin bout the 3 minor and very easy tins u ladies have to do to make us happy.

Ladies are truly insatiable.

We guys are truly mugus. Look at sum "women wrappers" really concuring wit the opinions of dis women sum are already addin dem to messenger list. Na messenger u go become if u no shine ur eyes.


On a more serious note; Ladies do you really, honestly expect all these from us?? If your answer is yes, then my question is how possible is it that a single guy will possess all these skills??

Wake ladies and get real.

Women Beaters, Dem no dey carry sign board waka o!!

Like someone rightly said, Na only God fit save una.

But on the real, I know a family where the wife has a cane. The man flogs the shit out of his wife and the interesting thing is that they have been married for over 12yrs. This man is a classic example of a gentleman to the outside world, smiles alot and is very nice to his wife.

So ladies if you are looking for signs like bruce lee palms, a t-shirt with "wife beater" on it, then I'm sorry.

Just WATCH and PRAY, that's what the bible suggested.

cheers.

Question; What drives someone to suicide??

Answers;

0. P.D.P
1. Life
2. Government
3. N.E.P.A or is it now P.H.C.N
4. Nigerian Traffick
5. Nigerian Police
6. Our Parents
7. Kids
8. Our Partners
9. Nigerian Banks (Savannah Bank)

10. Cowardice (This is the real killer).

Is dis shit really tru?? cos if it is, then I have a couple of targets in mind like

1. Ota farm. (Priority one target).
2. Babangidas crib in Minna, (Priority target one also)
3. Atiku's crib
4. House of reps
5. All state government houses
6. All police stations
7. All state houses of assembly
8. FFS all politicians and their decendants both past and present should be their prime target.


If they succeed, we just might give them asylum in calabar (Tinapa)

No man on earth that is born of a woman or even cloned can be all that.

I guess thats why women are always unhappy.

I just received this,

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy (Indeed). A man only needs to be (a Mugu):

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Valentine's Day
* Arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer (optional)


Can u beleive this crap??

@ Poster

I really feel ur pain, Its not easy at all.
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How can you meet a girl that matches your "intelligent", when your "intelligent" dosent match her intelligence.

I even doubt that you'll find a girl with the kind of "intelligent" you are looking for on Nairaland.

May I suggest you check all those community secondary schools in your area where they hold adult education classes, I heard they have alot of girls/women with "intelligent" there.

Nama!! You no go cut ur coat make e match ur body, Na intelligent babe you dey find, meanwhile you no get sense.

Word of advice, Brids of a feather flock togerther, meaning oil and water no dey mix, meaning Boy with "intelligent" cannot date a girl with "intelligence".

@ all

Please someone told me that if I can hear it on the net, then I can Have it.

I'll love to know how to record a streaming audio, cos the softwares I used had alot of noise interferance after recording the audio.

Someone please help a brotha cos I really need a song by Harri Moradeyo- No more yahooze

@ Shawn 123

Like I said earlier, it's easy to dish out advices especially when you are not the person involved. Being raised in a christian or muslim world has nothing to do with surviving life on a Nigerian University Campus.

Grow up people, So what if I'm a cultist?? _{Not like I said I was}, Love it or hate it, but these folks are "strong", and they will Bleep you up if they ever find you slippin.

These guys rule the campuses, not even the university council or the police can even stop them.

They rule the social circles on campus, chicks dig them, and fear them at the same time, Jews loose their monies and other valuables to them on a regular.

I called them strong men cos thats what they are, that why people join them, to become "strong". Also to be cool, respected, feared, powerful, rich and all worth not. Although some people dont even make beyond initiation night.

We could sit here all year listing out the negative aspects of cultism, but that dosen't eliminate the fact that they are what they are. Powerful. In case you've forgotten, Guns and Knives still kill people.

I came, I saw, I conquered. I guess I was one of the lucky ones cos I used my head, he might not be as lucky, thats why I dissuading him from potentielly throwing away his life.

@ Poster

I suggest you follow the advice of IvanX7, Lay low and stay away from all the cool parties and other popular public places and functions. Or you do the right thing and run to church although it dosent always work. Cos something tells me that you are so jew that even if you join them, you'll just be a toy soldier.

Hey guyz, I just noticed that you can no longer download with esnips, whats up with that??

If anybody knows a way around this please do share, cos I'm really in need of some tracks I saw on the site.

I think this has now turned into a fight club.

I'm glad that the travel distance issue is finally over.

But for what it is worth, I still say those robbers were darn lucky. Not every robber gets to pull such hits in their entire lifes. There is no doubt that I'm against armed robbery, but when a poor robber robs a rich _robber pastor, then who should be the judge.

I still say we should concentrate more on those innocent people who lost their lives in the entire saga.