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cliqtips:
I dont know how long this game has been around but I remembered playing it then and I got so addicted to it.
It's a game of moves and it requires you thinking ahead to counter your opponent.

The person with the highest number of boxes completed WINS the game.

I saw it on Play STore(Dots and Boxes (2019))

I downloaded it here: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.synicapps

Thank me later!!

You go around typing this trash on every thread yet claiming it's just a random game you came across. Na so you like us reach? What's the difference between you and those bet scammers on NL?

If you want to market something, come straight! Not every hustle demands scamming. Who even knows, maybe the game has ulterior background activities.

izzou:
But if I may ask?

Why did he have to dress that way?

He didn't have to. He chose to. It's a sign of inclusiveness. We've seen outsiders wear our clothes on coming here.

ssogundele:
Oga Mod, na me you compose this thesis for? Please, I kindly believed that alagba akata wole Soyinka never wrote all these for win a Nobel prize. Thanks for the info, though I'm on quora too and I enjoyed going through it for it educative and mind blowing as regards deep research and vast input from professional. Also thanks for bringing to my attention the dark side of that forum. But my complaint as a result of patriotism on my part to see that nairaland gets to the level of quora and surpasses it

Lol... I was just saying......

championship:
pray for him ...and encourage him more about life and his Education... when he gets home take him out and show him around the block ...and when his ask questions about what he sees ,...just tell him its because of their bad behaviour in school made them ended that way

Lol @pray for him. Pray for his stubbornness as if no be person the guy resemble.

Take him around the hood? Did you even see the age? What questions do you think the baby will ask when taken around the hood biko? You think he'd know who is suffering and who isn't? Or he'd rather want to play with the street kids and even wish he was born in the streets. Lol. Let's be practical biko.

@OP
I personally think the baby is very much normal. The mum and teachers only need to study him and find out what works for him. Apparently, they've been trying to get him to "conform". Flogging won't help. There's that thing that'd make him rethink, use it when he misbehaves. Every kid has that thing and mums are expected to know it. As a kid, canes and punishments meant nothing to me but I'd feel very bad the moment I saw a very sad look on my mum's face. Not anger or annoyance but that sorrowful sad look that comes with giving up and not knowing what to do. She mastered this and used it to tame me. So find your son's Achilles' hill!

konja44:
I am thinking of the FSWP

Kindly advise.

I am 34, will be 30 next year.
I have a M.Sc. in Belgium
I have some experience in teaching ESL in Thailand
Restaurant jobs experience in Belgium.
IELTS score: still to write
Married, 1 dota.

My present eligibility was ok( David Cohen, also the eligibility check at the CIC website). Considering this.

Please do i stand a chance to migrate to Canada via the FSWP stream?

I am open to a wide range of suggestion.

Thanks

Wow!

Guys, here you have it, the secret we've all been looking for. Finally, we can all age backwards and get better scores!

Yes, you stand a chance brother. Just read page 1 and you'll see how easy it is.

If you can age backwards, this journey shouldn't be a problem for you at all!

odogwudozilla:
Find below the link to the PDF version of the top posts in Part 7. I have made modifications that make it much more readable. I am posting it for the sake of newbies or anyone who may want to see it all in one document. You may find it useful.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_t0FmDflFJZazavPkmuRSj_hSJOy61UK (Don't worry, it's on Google drive. I am not selling anything)

I could not get to upload it here because of file-size restrictions.

As this particular thread progresses, I will run the same script.

Daalu nu.

PS: If you find a post useful, "like" it. That's the only way I can generate better results for now.

Hey you! I know you. You are the topsmamen of German visa thread. Nice one.

ssogundele:
I honestly think that nairaland is gradually going to the ewu and nkitas! Of what importance is this to we nairazens? Seun needs to layoff all these MK mods. They lack intellectual capacity to help move this forum to a better place like quora!

Oga intellect, I can bet my index finger you have never moderated a forum nor managed any social media platform before.

This is a multi section forum. It's not just a business forum or an academic forum or a religious forum or a sports forum. It's multi section which means it has the social/entertainment section, family section, etc. While you stick to the section that you like, none has the monopoly of front page. Every section has the right to front page except stated otherwise by virtue of adult content. So you only have to open the front page threads that interest you and ignore others instead jumping into a thread to complain about it's contents or trying to force your own preference down the throat of others. How many people complain when the front page is full of football threads? Is this a sports forum? Or you think everyone loves football? You think NL got to where it is today by being all academic, political, savy or whatsoever it is you term important? Who even dictates what's important and what's not?

You people that keep saying this don't know that quora also has sections and only shows you contents based your initial selection while creating your account as well as your system-observed interests over the period. The dirtiest forum content I've ever seen is from quora (something about sharing past incest experience and another about public s.ex experience) and ever since I read them, I've been getting such threads as suggestion. So yes, quora has its dark side.

Happy Sunday.

ladymarshall:
Lmao!!! No vex sir. Awon Association of Quebecers, Montrealer and Ottawaian destined Nigerians

@ChopNCleanMouth French exam is another way. See here page 1 under Sister Threads section https://www.nairaland.com/4672912/all-tef-candidates-canada-immigration

Yes o! Don't marginalize us!

Fshady:
My good people, please is it true that Open University Masters degree is not recognised by WES? Asking for a friend.

Where did you get this from?

Please, read this thread carefully (especially page one) and see for yourself what people have done with NOUN degrees. I, for one, used it.

ChopNCleanMouth:
Is it too late to say congrats again?

Been off here a minute.

Kindly advise.

I am 29, will be 30 next year.
I have a B.Sc.
I have almost 5 years of experience
IELTS score: 9,8,7.5 7
Single.

My present score is 438. considering it's low.

What programme can I start and conclude before the year runs out to improve the odds?

I am open to a wide range of suggestion.

Cheers and merci beaucoup.

@bolded, I can see you're already sounding TEFic. Have you considered sitting for the TEF exam? It's every French speakers' magic wand. If your French is up to B1 already, you can give it a try while looking at other options shared with you above. All eggs must not be in a single basket. You know the kind of basket they make these days! Given the bilingualism of the promise land, the certificate will be useful even if you don't eventually use it for EE. Here's is the link to the sister thread for TEFers:

https://www.nairaland.com/4672912/all-tef-candidates-canada-immigration#70227147

Bonne chance mon patron

ladymarshall:
Read more here https://www.nairaland.com/5031893/canadian-express-entry-federal-skilled/246#77138681

Check page 1 under Frequently Asked Questions https://www.nairaland.com/5187408/canadian-express-entry-federal-skilled#78386492

You forgot to add TEF! Didn't you see he was greeting in French?

Biko, we need more French speaking Nigerians in Canada. Help our ministry nitori olorun.

ayandee:
so how do we prove that we are on B1 level? Are we going to write a test at AF to prove this?

Let me first state that my post is completely my thought and not from any source linked directly to AF and therefore subject to verification.

Now, to answer your question, AF has a placement test they give to new students who aren't so sure which class to join. It's possible same approach would be used to ascertain a prospective candidate's level.

EVILFOREST:
AIM not ACHIEVED at all.
Because the CURSES will definitely go with her.
That’s why most of them remain USELESS for life despite their enlightenment and exposure

Brother, if people cursed you for every bad thing you do, you'll probably be useless too seeing as you believe in curses. Lol.

Don't get me wrong bro, I'm just saying there's no need getting worked up on other people's lives or cursing them for their choices. If you don't like her, leave her thread. If everyone ignored her, she wouldn't have people to pose nude for. The more we stay here talking about her, the more she goes nude to fuel it cause that's what she's always wanted.

We will all start bashing her and she'll be happy. Aim achieved. Lol.

WhizzyG:
WARNING ⚠ A Very long post ahead, I promised to be very detailed when I submit my script cos other people might learn from it. ⚠

Despite my unfaithfulness, my God is ever faithful!!!. I still can’t believe if this is real �� my goodness!!!

Timeline in 2019
ECA 14th Jan
Profile submitted 17th Jan
ITA 23rd Jan
AOR 8th Feb
MEP & BIL 22nd March
Biometrics completed 25th March
ADR 11th May (Education Certificates)
PPR 16th May
VO Ottawa
NOC 1111

Congratulations brother! You forgot to add the part where you eventually killed the dog

DanMisla:
B1 Level required to sit the exam?

Oh yes. It's actual cool if you asked me. Once people hear TEF could boost their score, they quickly run to AF to do the exam hoping they'd luckily pass. This has increased the rate of failure. Asides the fact that candidates waste their money, it'd not be good for the reputation of AF if it's said that they only collect people's cash for the sake of it. Besides, that will no do any good to our statistics when French ministry of education releases the statistics of TEF results by country. Lol.

If one is really preparing for TEF (targeting B2), being tested for B1 shouldn't be a problem. I don't think AF is saying you should have DELF B1 certificate, they are only saying your French should be at B1 level, at least, before you attempt the exam.

Topsmamen:
[s]To my dearest and wonderful e-fam, with great joy in my heart, I pick my golden pen from the basket of happiness to write you this announcement. Hope this meets you in good health? If so doxology.[/s]

It’s Prêt pour Visa guys! Mail came in at 11:22 PM last night. I was about to go to bed when I saw the mail. The speed at which I went from being sleepy to fully wide awake was 0 to 100 real quick.

A special thanks to EVERYONE for the best wishes and prayers . You guys said it. We just started Part 8 and from your mouths to God’s ears, it has happened beautifully.

Express Entry has got us with different stories to tell and it’s been one hell of a ride………a roller coaster ride indeed.

TIMELINE
ITA wait: October 2017-December 2018 (14 months)
ITA: December 19, 2018
AOR: January 15, 2019
Medicals Passed/BIL: February 23, 2019
Biometrics Done: March 7, 2019
Ordered GCMS Notes: April 24, 2019 (Notes are yet to be received)
ADR received: May 11, 2019 (1. Birth Certificates to prove sibling relationship. 2. Proof of sibling residence in Canada)
ADR submitted: May 13, 2019
PPR: May 15, 2019
Visa Office: Ottawa
Single Applicant

I said it! I raised my voice unto high heavens and said,

"father, this thy son is like a great lawyer. He has defended others but no one to defend him! As the hausa man would say, da kura tana da magani'n zawo, da ta yima kanta. I therefore bring his case before your glorious presence. Stretch forth your hand from on high and let PPR locate him as well as those who pray for him!"

.... and as usual, I was answered!

Congratulations sir!

Hello everyone! It's your guy, etrange.

So I've got good news for those sitting for TEF in Lagos. The one month preparatory class is now free for those who can make it to their new headquarters! The slots are limited though and it's on a first-come-first-server bases. Hurry now!

For our fellow francophiles typing in French above, please, remember not to use accents so aunty spam butts will not catch you!


_{Let me go back to my prayers for those awaiting their results and those yet to write.}

Lol... I feel this guy really wants to fight dirty. He just knows he can't beat Tonto to it given her celebrity status and online presence. So he'd rather portray himself as the calm gentle ex who has moved. The strategy is to fight her in secret and let her come online (her comfort zone) to rant thus making her come off as the unforgiving bitter one. He knew the first post here would be fighting a shark in the ocean.

I could be totally wrong.

Sandrazima:
If you are proud of a part of your body, you wouldn't cut it off. You'll showcase it. Black men do the opposite. In Nigeria we even associate keeping hair with being irresponsible. How ridiculous.

I don't quite subscribe to your logic. So why do you cut your finger nails? We cut our hair and line it in conjunction with our beards. To us, our hair type is neater that way. Oyibo does what suits them and we do ours. We must not keep our hair. Let them cut theirs.

The question is, why would a black decide to start growing his hair? Or why don't white men keep low cut?

We all do what suits us and no one has it better than the other. Growing our hairs is not our thing. We mustn't do it cause some other races do. We're all unique in our own ways. These white folks may not look good on low cut given how feeble their hairs are.

Not everything done by the white man is better.

Sirmuel1:
If I be celebrity like Davido or Wizzy, I for don fvck all these Girls tire.

Since them no wan get sense, i go use my preeek show them pepper

So how are you now different from them?

Anyway, you only said the hidden truth. Most people criticise celebs but could do worse if they had the spotlight...

iaatmguy:
why you dey burn the guy cable na .johnnybravo abi na ben10, i sight you

ladymarshall:
Humble yourself and beg. He is all-merciful

I stylishly chipped it in as I was praying this morning.

ladymarshall:
Lmao!! I'm fine sir. Hope you are fine too sir

I'm our fine dear! Happy weekend!

joo2018:
I understand the feeling.

I specifically prayed for and asked people to pray that I get Ottawa. Then when people in Accra started getting en-mass, I experienced the wisdom of the saying, "Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it".

Lol... so true!

Good evening house!

I can see Accra office has woken up. I don't know how to go back and tell God I've changed my mind

Congrats to all who have attained one milestone or the other. A step at a time in the right direction is all it takes.

ladymarshall:
Bro, I replied you o, twice sef. Yeah let's connect.

All the best and speedy PPR to us

Hhmm... Me, I don't trust that johnybravo1990 guy. Why is he saying "our", "our", "our" everywhere while referring to the both of you? Shey it's just PPR nah.

Anyway, it's good as you called him "bro" so everyone will know their zone.

How are you dear?

_{Better don't call me bro.}

passey:
It is cheating if you planned or initiated contact, my brother.
Using the same logic, can we say a woman raped against her wish is also cheating?
If someone touches a girls Bobby without her consent, is it still cheating?
If I want to shock you, you can have sex without necessarily cheating!!!
He did not cheat since there was no intention on his part... Rather, he was "cheated"... If it makes sense...

Lol... brother mi, cheating is not about planning or who initiated the action, it's about consent. The OP consented for a while before coming back to his senses and that's all it takes. The fact that clothes didn't go off is commendable but he goofed even if it was for a while. You get my point now?

Niceone @OP

But all these guys saying the guy didn't cheat, at what point would you consider it cheating? Until the d enters the v? How would you feel if you saw your babe kissing another guy even if it's for a millisecond? OP made it clear he played along for a while before coming back to his senses so what's all this with it being sudden? He kissed another woman! His wife wouldn't like it; he wouldn't want his wife to do it with another man and as such, it's cheating and we all know these that is why we (including myself)believe it is better the story is kept far away from wify. Some even compare him with men who would have falling flat for it; that others do worse does not make his own less cheating. Obviously, some of don't know that s4x may or may not involve an intercourse.

Having said that, Kudos to OP for not going all the way with the lady. I believe next time, you won't even create room for such to happen cause you're smarter now. And like I said, you're not obliged to share this with wify. You know her better and you know how she'd handled it.

Great one.

Abid2019:
first time, i find their trash funny.

You found it funny, you still called it trash...

It wouldn't hurt to say good of people's activities nah.

fatymore:
short something isn't for everyone

Lol... Actually, someone as short and fat as herself would look funny in a toe-level (long) gown. The real problem here is that the gown isn't short enough, it's knee-level and that's also a no-no for short and fat peeps. Makes them look like a ball. I think something above the knee or beyond the knee (but not toe-level) would have been better. Another option would be a long gown with fish-like tail...

She's pretty nevertheless. Just exercising my fashion skills.