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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with
the enemy. - Tommy Lee

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her. - Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two
sides of a coin; they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together. - Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife,
you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll
become a philosopher. - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and
prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been
able to answer.... is, "What does a woman
want? - George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had
some paragraphs with me. - Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I
go Fridays." - George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married
for two years." - Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is
even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage." - Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first
one left me and the second one didn’t.” The
third gave me more children! - Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2.
Whenever you're right, shut up. - Shaquille
O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Kobe
Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything
I wanted to. - David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met. - Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when
she's wrong. - Barack Obama

“First there’s the promise ring, then the
engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon
after.....comes Suffer...ing! - Jay Leno

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine." - Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." -
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?”
Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the
world’s a mess today, because a lady went
first!” - David Letterman

May God help Nigeria.

smh for these "WHITEMAN SLAVES"

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Iaz93: NAH. . .i eat everything/anything

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Errr... I dont wanna talk bout the Low Class wareva...
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But c-riosly... No one is eligibly granted right to refer another as LOW CLASS!!! You being blessed didnt make others your slaves.
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[quote author=سحيميظل]Friends but not best friends.. When you truly love somebody, being around them and communicating with them more offen than not only makes it difficult. It doesn't matter why you guys broke up, once you loved someone, they always have a piece of your heart.[/quote]

Kslib: And yet some people still think pastors are better than them,or have an upper hand.. This same pastor will dress up,eat better food and come to the pulpit to preach "thou shall not steal" and the congregation will shout "halleluyah"
There is no pastor on earth that will make me feel like i have to pass through him before communicating with GOD..
I know somebody on this thread will shout "END TIME"..
Dont be surprised if this pastor says something like "the holy spirit told me to bring the gadgets for configuration"

I liked Newken's comment cos he mentioned my way. I've had wit my girl COUPLE of times and believe me, i still love her like we met yesterday. It depends on the person involved.
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My opinion.

I liked Newken's comment cos he mention my situation. I've had wit my girl COUPLE of times and believe me, i still love her like we met yesterday. It depends on the person involved.
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My opinion.

SOH KAH TOA: Do you blame such men considering what ladies do these days? Every guy wants security and scared of that lady who has washed her fertility away by wreckless living. It takes a guy who has the fear of God and absolute trust in his spouse not to demand a proof of fertility before going to the alter. Some innocent guys are suffering the deceit and wrecklessness of their women and vice versa

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You just said what i wanted to said!!!(abi i gbagaun? no mind me)

I agree with the proof thing sha SOMEHOW!!!

Yeah, this is a Topic i've been xpecting. I love it when i go out with my girl and i see young couple with a baby. I feel like having mine too. Tho we're not done with education (just finished our ND programme)but i usually have that feeling like 'If we could cope with the relationship, why cant we get married now?'But i really want to start my family at a younger age.

I think RIM is just trying to surface... jampacking a higher specs on the new device. Then, the phone would start getting hot when in use. Wish them goodluck in the tech-market sha!

Any JellyBean ROM that has NO bug?

puskin: Got tired of my ICS(IceColdSandwich).....I decided to step up to JellyBean.....so I went flashing.

CyanogenMod10 rocks........really awesome ROM.

Hey bro.. Nice one there. Pls is the ROM working all? i mean"no errors"?

Nice thread. i'm a big HTC/Android fan. i use the Desire S. Lemme see if i could help with some probs. just let em come. Can also reach me ewizard1@yahoo.com

kemoolala: E no go better for all of una wey dey ask govt for compensation for una property wey the angry student burnt down. Who go come compensate the parents for their children wey una pple kill? einfact e no go kool for una 1 million times. abi oloriburuku ni yin ni? which compensation are u talking about? Now ur all claiming dat ur families are not part of those that killed those boys but they are part of those dat were watching while the boys were being dealth wit or are they not? ko ni da fun enu te fi nbere fun compensation yen loruko jesu. Igbo le ma kusi. Na bush una go die infact dem no go find una corpse< shiooooo!!

LMAOOOO...

acidtalk: sone of Jezebel listen and listen good. the Businessman that owns a church, university, media press and fleets of aircraft bribed his way through that case.

The judge is definitely a few million naira richer now.

Day of judgement go tell una. when you see all these fake men being thrown to hell fire.

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YOU SAID IT ALL BRO!!! *thumbs*

How is the Compaq CQ57 2.2ghz Processor, 4gb ram, 500gb HD for programming?

Hello everyone.. I love dis thread! Pls is it possible to know how to do these things with just reading tutorials?

RICHIE BOI: So which network has the lowest tariff for calls? MTN don tire person sef!

If i am right, etislat has the most affordable tarrif plan. Thats the EASYLIFE 2.0 plan...
You can be on dis plan with which ever package u're on (EasyStarter or EasyCliq) and would still enjoi ur benefits.
THE EASYLIFE 2.0
The attractive features are:
1. 20k/sec. to call anyone, anytime on any network in
Nigeria
2. 20k/sec. to call anyone in US, UK (landlines), Canada,
China & India
3. 20 free SMS daily (etisalat to etisalat).
4. Get 1 minute free to call any network for every 3
minutes calls received from other networks.
5. New customers will get 30% of their recharge within
30 days back as bonus airtime to call networks in 9ja (Nigeria).
6. Access fees deducted on days when no call was generated within a calendar month will be cumulated and given back as bonus credit to call networks in Naija

sarutobie:
BIS-blackberry internet service...so how are you using a BIS on a n android fone?

Oh sir!!! Sorry are you from dis world? *scanning you* Ok listen... Your BIS works on non-BB devices. So brawl-less bout your Data size cos i can use it on my nokia fone. The service providers would grant ur request following the activation code u dial. (Dial ur BIS code from a 3310, u'll receive the comfirmation notofication)... Goooday sir!!!

[quote author=12 inches!]BB 1500 MTN.... Unlimited data and download.... Stream has much as u want. Download as much as u want. And what is the use of all the Android apps... If u av to be turnin ur internet on ur fone on and off like Nepa like so all ur MB doesn't get sucked by them. Yep android is a good OS but BB is more economical...Someone is saying I shud pay 8k for 24/7 android internet...Do u knw ow much corper allowee is? U want me to starve.[/quote]What i want the BB users to know is... Your said BIS works on other mobile devices, so guess what, YOU'RE DOOMED!!!
Incase u dont get me... Dis is it..
Take Airtel BIS for example: You get 1gb for N1.2 on ur BB and I get the same plan on my symbian(which is possible incase u dnt know). Lets log on Youtube @ the same time and start streaming movies, once i run out of Data, u too should.
Which i think goes so on other network. So if u do ur BBC for 1.5, i'll do my BBC for 1.5! Remember are both sims would be programmed for unlimited plan from our SP!
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So! Gooday
shoutouts to ma fellow SymbianCrooks. We rock!

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