My younger brother is left handed. He once tried to strangle me when we were young.

I'm convinced that my cat is also left handed- she has killed on many an occasion.

No doubt both are evil by nature.

Just as God intended.

No- that is nonsense.

The people on my mother's side of the family are light skinned and they aren't Igbo.

The people on my father's side are Igbo and they aren't light-skinned.

In fact none of the (few, granted) Igbos that I know could be described as light skinned.

Where is this nonsense that only Igbos are light-skinned coming from?

He lives and plays in Israel- that's why he did it.

According to the FIFA rankings Czech Rep. are the second best team in the world.

Of course we all know how little FIFA actually know about football.

We don't need Mcdonald's in Nigeria.

If you're really interested in business look into something that will actually benefit Nigerian society, like medical supplies.

Anything but Mcdonald's, please.

Great result guys.

Against one of the better teams too. << he means Czech Republic >>

Africa salutes you.

masturbation?

God died of AIDS in 1986.

Vote for me and I'll kill you all.

Peace.

Hot angel's been talking a lot of sense in this thread- unfortunately it appears that a lot of people have failed to register what she is saying.

paying your kids to tidy their room gives them sharp business mind indeed! funny how u don't encourage humanity n charity work but supports gettin rich by any means neccessary.

No one's saying 'pay your kid's to tidy their own room'; what we are saying is teach your children to be self-sufficient. That means looking after yourself, taking pride in yourself- taking care of your appearance and your own surroundings would be part of this.

It's just another (probably more efficient) way of teaching responsibility to your children.

I have to say that I like Seun's way of thinking (with regards child-rearing).

Not that I would ever have any myself.

As for this:

Mr. Dad: Chores or Whip?
Kiddo: Chores.
Mr. Dad: Good enough

You may joke about it but no doubt it happens. Either way it's abuse.

If you don't know how to reason with people then you should probably consider having a vasectomy.

Nothing against people with different skin colours dating; that's their business.

But this thread does smack of someone looking for acceptance.

As for the people down talking Nigeria: it's true that there a lot of people who are suffering financially but if you have money it's a place that you can thoroughly enjoy.

Nice warning.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Most sane/rational people question the way that the media depicts the news as well.

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start
sending messages regarding the Lord,  people think twice about sharing.

Yep. That's called embarrassment religion should be a personal thing. If you want to throw your religion around expect to get ridiculed.

Funny how you can be more worried about what other people think of you than what God thinks of you.

No. What's really, really funny is how some people can spend so much time worrying about the well-being/happiness of a creature they cannot see yet turn a blind eye to the suffering going on in front of them.

That, my friend, is hilarious.

In a beautiful, Satanesque (pbuh) kind of way.

p.s.
In case you were wondering the rest of your post was annoyingly crass as well. I just choose to ignore it.

Nothing like a straight talking Xtian to make me want to 'renounce' my scepticism.

I've never understood the obsession with Halle Berry either.

Having said that she does look good when her hair is long.

Gabrielle Union on the other hand is amazing whichever way you look at her.

*ahem*

Do miracles still exist?

A miracle is:
"An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature."

Something which man cannot explain.

A miracle is not a pastor taking advantage of a peoples' trust.

My answer would be Iran.

God evidently hates the Jews and so does Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Clearly they are one and the same.

God is an Iranian.

hmmmmmm- usmasai.jpg

Some Indian girls are pretty but you'll be hardpressed to find one with a decent body.

Whilst holidaying in the States an old man once told me: "The white man is the devil".

As a satanic being myself I do believe it necessary to promote oyinbo language (good English).

As a result I will take the time out to correct your needless errors.
So:

THIS IS RAPTURE- & THIS ARE THE DECENDANTS OF SATAN!

The above should read:

This is the rapture. These are the descendants of Satan!

See how much better that is?

Have a nice day.

Satan be with you.

I love Satan.

He used to make me pancakes as a child.

He is a gentleman .He is confident .He is a provider and protector .He is rich and powerful. He owns everything, there is nothing He wouldn't do for her .He perfects all things concerning her .He anticipates her wants and needs Every day. He tells her and shows her how much He loves her .She doesn't have to perform in order to earn His love .He keeps all of his promises .No one can influence His opinion of her .He is the ultimate intimate partner. He can't "disown" her because she is a part of Him .He prepares a table before her (Selah).

Sounds awfully like a father-daughter incestuous relationship.

Glad I'm not 'Him'.

In fact, facts (sorry about that) show that we are all Ibibio.  It's politics that has resulted in the various dialects claiming to be actual languages/tribes. But I digress  

However, when it comes to the national interest, I am willing to set aside tribalism.  The world is moving at rates faster than the speed of light courtesy of globalization.  The sooner we drop all these internal squabbles, the sooner we hop on the train to wealth.

In particular, I like what is being done with the Central Bank and with our national debt.  It truly shows that regardless of where we are from, if we can just band together, we can go places.

True but whenever you read about Nigeria I guarantee that it will say something similar to :

"progress is being made but the Northern part of the country" etc. etc.

I, and many others would just like to see a nation united by common values and goals.

Akwa Ibom?

I believe they're a slight majority.

I hear that Priests often show their love for the children.

It's no real suprise that the most prosperous country in Africa is Botswana- a nation with sensible borders based on a clear majority ethnic group.

allahu akbar.