₦airaland Forum

Thought Provoking Questions for APC/PDP Senators & The Nigeria Populace.
If a bank top employee was charged with 13 counts of criminal related crimes, if found guilty can serve a time in prison.
1. Would you ask him/her to step down until such a time he is found not guilty? (Presumed innocent)

2. Would you ask him to carry on until he is found guilty.

3- If you are a customer, would you have confidence with such a bank to look after your wealth, if they kept on such a person suspected of criminal offenses?

4. If you are an employee of the bank would you honestly be loyal to such a person's leadership knowing what is hanging on his/her head?

5. If you are a competing bank, would you see the person not resigning as a manna from the heavens as to publicity for your bank being not tainted compared with this other one with a suspected employee or other wise?

6.If he/she is eventually found not guilty on based on evidence or purely on technicalities, if you are the CEO/Board of the bank, would you kept him/her on or relieve him/her of duties fearing a damaged reputation in mind?

National conference and the GEJ's confab or OBJ's confab before it are not the same.
National conference won't have any restricted area for discussion. Every ethnic group should be equally represented and with equal voice and vote, not AGIPS recruited by the government.
Attendees should not be paid. Every group should fashion their agreed method of selecting their representatives.
If Jonathan so much value the out come of his own conference, why did he not set in motion, it's implementation?
But he rather waited to use it as an election campaign promise, when the report sat with him for ages.

Who conducted the head count?

chukwudi44:
You would soon know in the comming days. Buhari was very stupid going after him without yet having ministers

Do you often read you past postings and your boastings and predictions?
If you do, you wouldn't be carrying on with more. As it never comes to fruition.
Only last week you claimed that Saraki will never appear before tribunal, what happened to the cancer medical report or your former signature: GEJ till 2019.
And what now?

ShyBaby:
The bolded is the issue, if you can't afford private universities or foreign schools like their children, you just have to make do the with the washed-down, half-baked and under-education they provide publicly. So the masses are in a lose-lose situation.
So even what you call education is below par.

I agreed with you. Many Nigerian are purely illiterate graduates. A university graduate that doesn't know the difference between lose and loss. How can you deal with that?
Even if all your life is dependent on this politics of Nigeria., for any sane person to actually believed this post says it all about the level of education in Nigeria among many young people.

sonOfLucifer:
https://www.facebook.com/help/185747581553788

He can follow the link for more clues. I honestly don't know but to insinuate that APC is responsible for blocking his facebook account is just mere attention-seeking.
There are more famous and popular "freedom fighters" who maintain a popular presence on Facebook -- especially from China and North Korea. Who is APC? and who is Tonye Barcanista?

It is plausible that some of his 'online' haters might have aggressively used the report button on his account. Facebook would have automatically disabled the account in such situation. Providing his ID, to confirm the account isn't compromised or spam, would have remedied the situation. But this motherfucker believes he deserves the same level of attention the FG is giving Boko Haram. What a joke

I cannot stop laughing. The funniest being that he has supporters as well.
Since early 1998 I signed up for Nairaland, this post is the most ridiculous I had ever come across. Absolutely bonkers.

CyberWolf:
You are too old for this ..Haba!! ...You are gradually becoming an asslicking sycophant..

Thanks for reminding me. You can never be too old to laugh at delusional self importance. If you are lucky enough to be old, you will see that one day. I wished you a long life.

sonOfLucifer:
Lmfao. This thread shows how ignorant and gullible Nigerians can be. A shame.

Am totally lost for words. People cannot differentiate reality and fantasy anymore.
I cannot stop laughing. Lol

Conversation Between Lai Mohammed & Tonye Solomon.
Grrrrrrrrr phone rang.

Secretary: Hello! May I help you please?

Tonye Solomon Barcanista (TB): Yes my name is Barcanista.

Secretary: Barcka what?

TB: Sorry I thought I was on nairaland. My proper name is Tonye Solomon.

Secretary: Ok, how may I be of help?

TB: I want to speak to Alhaji Mohammed your boss.

Secretary: Is he expecting your call today?

TB-: I thinks so, I put it on Nairaland that I will be calling him and I got 1000 likes for it, so he must have known that I will be calling.

Secretary: I don't quite get your story, what do you want to talk to him about?

TB: It's urgent, in fact its a 999 situation.

Secretary: And why didn't you call the emergency services.?

TB: It about APC. They are in trouble with me.

Secretary: Hang on for few minutes, if you can wait.

TB: I can wait all day, as I don't have a job or life right because of you people.

AFTER A MINUTE OF WAIT

Lai Mohammed (LM): Yes this is Lai

TB: Don't lai to me Mr, what have you people done to my Facebook account?

LM: Am sorry, I think you have called a wrong number.

TB: Wrong number my azz! Don't pretend that you don't know who I am or what am talking about?

LM: Listen, whoever you are, I got load of things to do, I don't know who you are and what you are talking about.

TB: Ok, let me spell it out for you Lai or Lair. You APC people blocked my Facebook book account because am a torn in your flesh.

LM: Ok young man, you are not a torn on anyone's skin, that is in your own imagination. If you have problem with your Facebook account, please call Mr Zuckerberg in the U.S. He is not based here in my office.

TB: Who the heck is Mr Zuckerberg?

LM: I was told he founded Facebook, give him a shout, am sure he will sort you out, I can't help you my boy.

TB: You really think that you will talk your way out of this? Am no Olisa Metuh or FFK to you.

LM-: Like I said earlier, I got loads of things to do. Goodbye. (Phone hanged)

Look out for the conversation between TB and Zukerberg.

chukwudi44:
I expect Saraki to set up an adhoc committee where WAEC would be summoned to come and speak out officially on the matter

You should get a life.
It must be a difficult life spending all your energy dedicated only to hating a man that doesn't know that you exist.
That's really tragic and pathetic.

suxkill:
unfortunately PMB knew that immunity will cover him,that was why he presented a fake result. but one thing is certain, karma will catch up with PMB when his tenure is over.



proudly 5%!!!

He presented his certificate when he was an ordinary citizen like you with no immunity.

chukwudi44:
You dont seem to understand the powers of the senate president!!!

Powers like conducting the business of the Senate as to who should speak or hitting the wooden gravel on the table?
Which other powers can you think of?

denko:
Now that is obvious that saraki is being target because he is the senate president against his party choice he should dare Bubu by probing his certificate.

No you are wrong. He was being targeted for being Senate president but because he usually cassava fufu for breakfast instead of bread and cereals.

humblesteve:
whats brave about this now or does taking those who the govs nominated will them perform less?

Brave because governors use to dictate to the president. Especially with Jonathan, PDP governors were controlling him including choosing his cabinet for him because he was more interested in second term than anything else, hence doesn't want to rock the boat with

johnbuck81:
paedophile mothaf*cka

Are sure you know the meaning of the word you are spewing? Did you see a lady or child? Ignorant fuel by petty hatred is not pretty at all.

modestdude:
The more reason why they would want to hit it big and own their own herd. My bottomline is there is no exception to criminality when it comes to tribe. Don't appear defensive like an advocate by saying the fulani herdsmen haven't seen millions before and don't know what it is or cannot be associated with such criminal act.

Shalom

Not everybody had the same mindset of hitting it big like you. Most folks are quite content with just their three square meal a day.

luchy34:
before you quote me again, try and understand my post. I never said they don't know how to operate a laptop or Ipad or any device, I only meant it's awkward seeing them with such devices knowing the kind of people they are. These folks pose a big security threat and people should be mindful about their activities.

What kind of people are they? You asked me to ask you next time.
Stereotyping anyone is dangerous and those engaging in it, people should equally be minded of them.
As an Igbo man, I knew what stereotypical attitude can do to someone. There are thousands of Fulani who could be more peaceful than you and thats a fact of life.
For someone who may have family but lives a nomadic lifestyle, having such a device must be God's sent, as he can skype his family and do basic stuff, watch movies in lonely places. These are basic stuff, many people do today across the world irrespective of their sophistication.
So I don't know why its was awkward for your villager seeing a herdsman with probably a cheap Chinese android device in the 21st century.

Mogidi:
Great comparison, Saraki and Sepp Blatter are both Senate Presidents in their country.

When is TundeFashola.com going to be arraigned in court?

Thats unless you don't know that FIFA is bigger than Nigerian senate. Blatter is as well hundreds of times more important and globally known than Saraki. How many people outside Nigeria have heard of Saraki, let alone knowing him?

ndcide:
Even if James ibori and shina Rambo investigate amaechi, he'll still be guilty of looting.

Amaechi withdrew 19 billion from rivers special savings to fund buhari's campaign.[b] I challenge him to deny it.

And you are?

DrHighchief:
D lion of Ubima, d Jagaban of Ubima, always on point representing naija in every capacity. All hail d best governor Rivers state have ever produced.

Better than Dietti Spiff? I don't think so. Probably far better than Odili.

Adaahjacob:
I don't have a problem with Mr President travelling. My major concern is Hon Rotimi Ameachi, why must he be among d delegates, what is he delegating?
He'd better be prepared to enter d same dock Saraki entered.

If he wasn't in the delegation, you will be the first notice it and then be asking why he wasn't? And how he had been used and dumped.
You guys makes laugh. Honestly.

Oduduwaboy:
The only time the İgbo rose against Hausa -Fulani , it led to the pogrom and the İgbo tribe was worsted & vanquished subsequently ; the two times the Yoruba rose against Hausa-Fulani they handed power over to Yoruba man namely Shonekan & Obasanjo . So who iş afraid of Fulani now? İ just pity the İgbo tribe...always looking to denigrate the Yoruba but never succeeding! We always got öne on you.

When did this your Yoruba uprising happened? Obasanjo got power because Abacha died. Nothing to do with your fictional uprising. What did you do when Abiola and his wife was vanquished? All these ethnic boasting is stupid.

luchy34:
and street intelligence, in my mums village in Abia state some Fulani herdsmen were caught with laptops and ipads in the bush. Now tell me what will a Fulani herdsman be doing with a laptop and IPad. Those people are more than what we think they are

You don't know what people do with laptop?
A herdsman is a human. being like you doing his job. Raising livestock for a living does not mean that the person is less intelligent than you and those of your mum's villagers.

modestdude:
You were actually making sense till you got to the last sentence where you made nonsense of the the sense.

Don't look down or belittle a fulani herdsman, no matter how shabbily or simply dressed he may look with his water bottle. Those herdsmen are millionaires and move about with their millions but woe betide you if try to rob them, they will transform you to one of their cows and make you graze on grass for eternity.

Also if you think they are not intelligent and sophisticated, know it that intelligence doesn't come with education. We have natural intelligence and criminal intelligence.

Moreover, they are well informed than you and i with their world wide receiver hanged over their necks. They listen to news, programmes, and probably know what kidnapping for ransom in Nigeria is, and how effective it can be carried out with arms.

You really think those that you see with the cattles are the real owners of the herd? They are employees.

[quote author=Endi post=38356091]After killing the Afonja and capturing Ilorin, Fulani now kidnaps Yoruba patriarchs for fun.

Cowardice is a curse.[/quote[
So when our own billionaire businessman, Chief Paul Okonkwo popularly known as Pokobros was kidnapped and held for weeks by his abductors, was it because we as a people are weak or because someone is kidnapping Igbo rich men for fun?
And what did you do Mr superman?
But I don't blame you, if the story was the other way round, some Yoruba that reasons like you will equally be spewing the same trash. That's the sad story of one Nigeria unfortunately.

doublewisdom:
4 days keh? I thought he was found two days after his kidnap.
But why are the yorubas quiet about the Fulani part of the story?

Because there are no criminal person called Fulani Herdsmen. What next, Fulani mechanics?
You Nigeria paint every event with tribal colours. Instead of treating it for what it was, ie kidnapping a Man by some criminals.

Rather the tribe of the kidnapper had become the focus, as if there are no kidnappings in other parts of your country.
One of the biggest challenges regarding security in Igboland for example is kidnapping. Was it done by Fulani herdsmen? Nupe meat sellers or Ijebu garri makers?

When a drug mule is caught, no one talks about the crime but the tribe of the person, when millions from that tribe probably do not know what a narcotic looks like.
Instead of this incident to be investigated properly and find the root cause, everybody including the IG, who may not even had any crime investigative experience himself is busy talking trash, And like most crimes, this could easily be an inside job, until another big shot is kidnapped.
Thousands are kidnapped each year and their families are left on their own without the privilege of having the president jumping in to assist.
Former Governor Udenwa' chief of staff was kidnapped and kept in captivity for over a year prior to the 2011 election. His family were left on their own. When he was eventually released after millions were paid in ransom, the man was never the same till this day, both mentally and physically.
Where would a Fulani herdsman put 100 million cash? How many knew what a million looks like?

Lol
Land of the dead? He did not even had a scratch on him?
Mr supermsn, He was such a whooz that he passed out at the impact . Lol
Foreign doctors waiting for clearance from immigration?when there are thousands of unemployed Nigerian doctors and very good one scattered all of the world?

This Akwa Ibom slaves must really be stupid to buy his fairytale stories. So you commissioned a hospital without doctors?

kayode27:
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STALE

what was your opinion during buhari WAEC certificate forgery

When will the duarra dulllard resign for WAEC certificate forgery

I_STAND_WITH_SARAKI

Buhari has no certificate forgery issues, that was my opinion then and that is my opinion today, hence no one including the government then charged him for any crime. If you had contrary evidence apart from Fani Kayode's press jingles then, take it to the appropriate authorities.
You can stand with whoever you wished to stand with. I stand only with my own father, try it sometimes and stop standing with someone else father that doesn't know that you ever existed and lets his own children stand with him.

Atlantian:
God punish you. Akwa Ibom doesnt need to generate anything anything outside oil and gas. They own it.

No they don't, not according to your Abacha's constitution.
Countries that own oil, still generate something outside oil, what do Akpabio/Akwa Ibom generate out the monthly handout from oil? Nothing!
If oil is to fall $5 a barrel today, you and the rest of Nigeria will go bankrupt with two months.

phemsie:
@op for your mind, you will think u are making sense with tbis write up. Sorry to disappoint you, u are not.

Let'say something good about this country for once abeg..

Why not take the lead and say all the zillion good things about this country, as I cannot remember any.

unstableaswater:
Are all Hausa Fulani.

The Fulani born governor of Cross River State

Atlantian:
Akwa Ibom is the richest State in Nigeria and that state was transformed by the greatest uncommon transformer. Lets worship Godswill Akpabio, he is a god amongst gods.

And how much income does he generate each months outside the monthly handout?