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wiseone28:
Oboy nairaland Falseprophet1 will be jail one hand.

All my prophecies so far have all come to pass.

Nazgul:
This one happened when I was still schooling, she's a nice girl but what separated us was distance. I relocated back to Lagos after my youth service and she was based in one of the south eastern states.

It just couldn't work out.

It can still work out since both of you are graduates, go and meet her parents officially, then marry her and bring her down to Lagos where you both can live happily ever.

9 Don't marry a girl with a high body count.

I saw one topic on the front page where one guy was saying if she's good marry her.

If he made this statement in the 90s and early 2000s I wouldn't have bothered.

But in this era of Yahoo boys and rituals, it's very dangerous. As a Prophet, I've seen a lot, the womb of a woman is a seed that brings life, wealth...etc. many evil people in search of quick riches are after it and the only way to access it is through sex, which they can pay anything to the girl just to have their way to access it.

Many decent girls who fell prey to this evil people in the past and got married later in the future...after marrying a successful young man the financial life of the man became useless.

Further spiritual investigation showed that at a point of her life she dated or had a one night stand with this evil people who used her womb to transfer her glory to himself, so if you join yourself to such girl through marriage, everything you've laboured for will automatically go to the person that used her leaving you wretched and frustrated.

10. Don't marry a stingy girl

I once dated a stingy girl, she's good looking with all the curves and all that, but what broke the camel's back was one day she came visiting, as she was going she told me to buy her dinner, so we branched at an eatery, I told her I don't have cash on me and I left my ATM at home so she told me she'll borrow me money. The food was 2k and she paid for it with her own money, can you believe that this girl got home and started telling me to send her back her 2k which she used to buy food for herself. That incident is what broke us up cos she kept on nagging about the money that I gave it back to her in anger and called it quits.

If you've officially dated a girl for 3 months, and you can't point out one material thing she has given you aside sex, don't marry her.

Many guys believe it's their responsibility to cater for their girlfriends, I'm not against taking care of someone you claim to love, what I'm against is when she's not reciprocating your gestures or using sex as payment for what you're doing for her.

If your girlfriend cannot spend her hard earned money on you and you go ahead to marry her and become broke later on in your marriage, you're doomed cos she'll starve you to death, don't marry such girl.

11 Don't marry a girl who acts cold towards your family.

I once dated a girl who told me clearly that if we get married, my people won't visit her house. This is a house I'm paying the rent for, she referred to as her house.

Girls such as this will ruin you, don't over look red flags in the name of love.

If she dislikes your sister, brother, parents, just let her be for your own good.

12. Don't marry a girl that cheated on you with her ex or male friend.

When I see guys saying they've forgiven their girlfriend for cheating on them and are planning to marry her I laugh.

Girls don't cheat the way guys do, if a girl whom you're dating and even planning to marry cheats on you with someone she claimed to have gotten over, then know that she loves that person as much as she loves you or even more.

If you marry her, get ready to start raising his kids cos she'll definitely continue seeing him even after getting married to you.


Do this and have peace.

This I have seen.

Anyone talking behind you will forever remain behind you.

Ignore them and continue enjoying your peace of mind, engage them and see yourself fighting with losers.

This I have seen.

I use it to meditate and commune with the spirit realm, and during those periods I see so many things which I relate to my followers online (Nairaland inclusive)

I see unfaithful rich married men giving destiny a home and a car as new year's gift.

I see her flaunting it on social media and attributing it to God, I see Nairalanders disagreeing with her.

This I have seen.

Why can't they observe the construction work in front of their gate from akoka to Bariga down to new garage, that road is an eyesore.

But their lecturers took them all they way to badagry so they can loot money from them under the guise of field trip.

This I have seen.

I see bandits installing their own governors in volatile states, I see Lai Mohammed saying as long as they believe in one Nigeria there's nothing wrong in them having a governor after all they're Nigerians, I see buhari paying borrowing billions to pay them.

I see the government increasing VAT and tarrif.

This I have seen.

I see Zulum winning a ministerial appointment in 2023.

This I have seen.

I see Yul Edochie decamping to PDP ahead of 2023, I see him winning state house of reps in Anambra state.

This I have seen.

Abeg they should shut them down, those people are just criminals taking advantage of poor Nigerians.

Imagine loaning a person in need money with over 45% interest for a duration of 6days, then going ahead to tag him a criminal when he can't meet up with the payment date. Aren't they the criminals?

Buhari's clueless leadership just brought suffering to Nigerians.

They should shut them down and leave the reasonable ones to keep running.

I see loan sharks going extinct by next year.

This I have seen.

I see Muslims and christians living in peace in Nigeria.

This I have seen.

saddler:
True Christians dont celebrate Christmas.

Neither Jesus nor his Disciples celebrated their birthdays.


Be wise

Lol. The angels celebrated the birth of Jesus go and read your Bible. The Shepards saw a host of angels celebrating that's the origin of the celebration of Christmas.

That a saviour is born.

AfonjaConehead:
She just couldn't stand my job hehe...my job takes me away for up to 7 months!
That's why I'm knocking on kmcutez door,I hear she understands hehe

What kind of job is that?

With God all things are possible.

This I have seen.

I would post mine tomorrow after my members visit.

This I have seen.

And who will drive the BRT buses of won't the drivers celebrate Christmas with their families?

There won't be any brt buses on lagos roads tomorrow.

This I have seen.

Nigeria will lift the AFCON, qualify for the world cup and lift it also.

This I have seen.

Very soon there wouldn't be any Muslims and mosques left in Nigeria cos their terrorist brethren would have succeeded in totally wiping them out.

This I have seen.

Sacking them wasn't wise, they should have sanctioned them, now customers will be at the receiving end cos there'll be lots and lots of delayed flights, and if care isn't taken, it can affect their company.

This I have seen.

Melst:
Mine was my uni lover. We dated for four years. It wasn't an official engagement kinda thing but there was marriage plans for after our NYSC. He is my first. We were practically an inseparable couple. He has cheated on me severally but I caught him just once, the others were suspicions he later verified after we broke up.

He was a sex addict or should I say he had a very high libido. It was so bad that the days l resist, he forces himself in. I had to accept that he was this way and make myself mentally and emotionally ready for sex when I'm with him otherwise, when forced, I'll have to bear pains for days. To cope with the guilt of fornication, I also had to see him as my husband. The deal breaker for me was during our convocation, I was so sick, yet all he wanted was sex and with me all feverish and running temperature, it didn't stop him, he pushed in and did his thing. I was disgusted but didn't break up.
We went to our respective states after convocation and an issue came up with my younger brother, police case, so I called my supposed boyfriend to help out that I'll cover the cost of transportation and all. Where he stays is an hour away from the police station but I was 5 hours away. He refused, I was mad and finally ended it. He would have rushed to come if it was for sex. The level of selfishness was appalling and since I already had breakup in mind, I utilized the opportunity.

He didn't protest the breakup. Probably because I was now far away. Few months later, we were posted to same states for NYSC, so we met again. He was already in another relationship and they were intimate. He lied about the latter to lure me. He's married now. Before he did, he begged me severally that I'm his choice up to two weeks to the wedding. That he will call if all off if I accept him. I declined and told him to go ahead that he has my blessings. We are still friends till date. Sometimes in his moments of weakness, he regrets and blames me for pushing him to her. I just laugh it off. He also says I'm his only ex that can make him cheat on his wife. I know I'm not the only one.

Okafor's law never happened with us to his own surprise and disappointment. He has a super D that his exes find irresistible.........

The truth is he never genuinely loved you.

Love isn't meant to be selfish, if he sees you as something to relief himself without taking into consideration how you feel, then you should be glad that you're no longer together.

If I'm to advice you, I'll say cut off permanently from him, cos guys like that can ruin your relationship while enjoying his marriage.

Guys like him are dangerously manipulative and can do anything to get what they want.

The vomiters...this ones sit at the back of the bus, and as the driver is bouncing on pot holes, they'll start vomiting.

The over Sabi... This ones know every corner and area from Lagos to Abakaliki, they know the names of every state and local government they will pass.

The ones that will put fear in you....just pray not to enter the same bus with these ones, they will tell you all the accidents and robberies that occurred on any area you reach, they'll tell you how a luxury bus plunged into the river killing everyone on board.

On the average, road traveling is very interesting, aside the insecurity, road travelling is fun.

What did he use the ones he has borrowed to do, insecurity is at its peak, no good roads, no constant electricity, no portable water to homes, poor education infrastructure...and he still wants to borrow more.

Honestly, this man is a curse.

I the police keeps arresting officers extorting Nigerians, before the end of the year, every single police officer will be in cell.

This I have seen.

Latsma will cause more pains for lagosians than good.

This I have seen.

I see the government bringing out another kind of ID card next year, I see patami requesting to borrow $800m to fund it, I see our rubber stamp senate president approving his request, I see Nigerian keyboard worriors ranting on social media.

This I have seen.

Covid is real but it isn't fatal in Africa like it is in Europe and America.

This I have seen.

I see your customer base increase as a result of this thread, I see suitors flooding your inbox with messages, I see some willing to pay you to travel hundreds of kilometers just to see them.

This I have seen.

pocohantas:
You have said that before. Now can you focus on the argument?

Even Jesus repeated a statement to Peter trice so quit trying to sound intelligent...you suck at it.

pocohantas:
Lol. You think say you wise ba? You done see wetin pass you.

See wetin pass me how, you're just a bitter frustrated soul, who I can't waste my precious time on.