₦airaland Forum

It's a spiritual issue.

You need prayers cos I see a curse on your head which is affecting your availability to speak audibly, I see you permanently becoming a stammerer, and progressing to becoming dumb if you don't do something fast.

This I have seen.

Very soon Nigerians will resort to eating jakie.

This I have seen.

This is a very good achievement for ndi Igbo.

I see him contesting in 2023 elections, I see him loosing and complaining like Dr maduka.

Tonto dike is still heartbroken and frustrated, she's seriously carving for attention, I see her releasing a sex tape very soon like toke makinwa.

This I have seen.

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This man won't make first 3 if they decide to re-do the elections. So he should go and rest.

This I have seen.

The last time I went there for prayers I bought one can of Malta Guinness for N400, they told me that it's because of the closed border that they had to smuggle it from Nigeria hence the price.

I see Nigerians populating there after Buhari successfully removes fuel subsidy.

I see hungry BMCs defending Buhari from Cotonu, cos they couldn't cope with the hunger in Nigeria coupled with the delay in their 30k monthly stipend.

This I have seen.

The remaining two buildings will not be demolished, I see it being sold secretly to buyers, I see another tragedy unfolding.

This I have seen.

I see this man's church filled with exam malpractice students.

This I have seen.

The winners of this race have been paid since last week, their pictures will be published after the race, any other winner is simply wasting her time.

This I have seen.

The same government that instructed CBN to ban crypto currency are trading it, the same government that arrested obi cubana for money laundering are also guilty of the same offence.

Kuda bank aren't wise, I see Nigerians deleting their app, I see them unable to pay their staffs, I see them folding up in the coming months.

This I have seen.

He was bathed in the dream by agents of the dark forces, he will need spiritual cleansing in order to be made whole.

This I have seen.

Money is a spirit, if you understand the spiritual principles of money, it will become your slave.

This I have seen.

More than 98% of Nairalanders will not watch that video.

This I have seen.

What is the average salary of state civil servants in ondo state to begin with. So technically what the state government is saying is that only the super rich are entitled to university education.

I don't blame them anyways, Nigerians are slaves who love their chains.

This I have seen.

I see Nigeria will qualifying for the world cup, I see them surviving the group stages, I see them getting knocked out in the second round.

This I have seen.

I see maduka becoming the governor of Anambra state if he joins a strong party.

This I have seen.

He wants to buy Condom or he wants to buy on credit...

This I have seen.

Westham will not carry the league.

This I have seen.

Work hard, get paid, buy beans and egg, eat and mess in the bus let everyone smell your success...

Just be faithful in your tithes, that's all that matters to the pastor in this Buhari era, joing group isn't so important cos if you don't join another person will, but if you don't pay your tithes, the monthly target reduces and the pastor might loose his job.

This I have seen.

I see the government paying less than 30% of participants in this program, I see them embezzling the remaining money of the other participants, I see Nigerians complaining, I see nothing being done to punish those in charge.

This I have seen.

I see garri 4milk cups rice, 4 milk cups, beans 2 milk cups, being shared in parties and weddings.

I see guests struggling for it cos things are hard and it certainly will feed them for a day.

I see people blaming buhari for the hunger in the land, I see lie Mohammed claiming that he eats once a day and he flies his family on first class to the UK to have dinner once a day.

I see hungry Nigerian youths on 30k stipend defending him.

This I have seen.

The reason why that money isn't enough for you is because you spend recklessly on women, drinks and other irrelevant stuffs. Cut your irrelevant spendings and that money will be more than enough for you.

If you resign without securing employment elsewhere, you will understand the true meaning of gossip, cos your neighbors will gossip about how you stay at home all day eating your parents food.

This I have seen.

Driedfish:
Frying my stew and specially adding my driedfish.

Hello dried fish...what happened to your cat?

And I'm impressed with your cooking.

This I have seen.

I see more Chelsea fans getting jailed because of their toutish attitude.

This I have seen.

I see more touts following suit cos bus drivers can no longer afford to give them money because of hardship.

This I have seen.