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The court in USA jails people of different nationality, why should that of Nigeria become news.

We are the ones destroying our own image with our shitty media.

This I have seen.

Bundle002:
My new gf doesn’t want to have sex wit me. How can I make it work when she come to visit me ?

Advice needed pls

Pay her bride price and marry her legally and you'll have all the sex you want without interruption.

This I have seen.

The Lord is your strength, try again next year and you'll have twins.

This I have seen.

Mabpaine:
as much as you are right, does that mean people don't repent?

People repent but the consequences of their actions is what you must be prepared to deal with for the rest of your life if you choose to marry him/her. That's the message she's trying to pass across and I fully agree with her.

This I have seen.

Intersexxsherry:
During this December Christimas period and January New year period, i think its time these evil people (Ritualist, kidnappers, criminals), are moving around looking for ways to celebrate their Christmas and New year so better be careful and prayerful so you don't fall a victim.

This is what happened to my friend last week.

He was inside a moving Keke, when someone seated close to him suddenly coughed and touched him. The next thing he could remember was finding himself standing on the road with all his money and phone gone. He even checked his account balance and all his money has been cleared..

I heard Cases of those criminals using charm to steal from people but i didn't really believe it was still happening.

What do you do to stop the charm incase you are hoaxed?

Will prayers work?

Draw closer to God and their charms wouldn't work on you.

This I have seen.

Stop stealing other people's story.

This story has been posted here on Nairaland before.

https://www.nairaland.com/6284371/sex-mathematics-teacher-18

I see you becoming a victim of jungle justice by and angry mob if you don't change.

This I have seen.

I see buhari creating a special lane for cows on highways just like BRT, I see lie Mohammed saying that since cows supply protein to Nigerians, they should show they respect by creating a lane for them across the country.

I see the supreme Court governor of imo state, allocating almost all the highways in the state for cow transportation, I see Nigerians complaining bitterly, I see various ethnic groups arising to fight the oppression, I see chaos.

This I have seen.

That girl clearly has someone else who is more stable financially than you, the reason why she's trying to keep your proposal pending is because she's been with you for a long time and you're still struggling.

The handwriting is clear on the wall, if you over pressurize her into marrying you, don't expect her to remain faithful in that marriage.

This I have seen.

If you go there you will be lectured by hungry and tattered GNLD people telling you how they have millions of dollars in their foreign bank account even though their appearance is clearly contradicting their sermon.

You will be asked to pay a registration which after paying you'll end up treeking home under the scotching sun, feeling depressed and hungry.

This I have seen.

I see Toyin sending her husband home early so he can do the house chores and prepare food for her when she comes back.

This I have seen.

FIFApresident1:
I've read lots of nasty reviews about Sokoloan, so this morning they sent an unsolicited message.

On the other hand, man needs money....

Should I take the Loan?

For them to send you that offer means that you're a registered customer and your details are on their data base, if you know you have to means to pay them back their money withing 2weeks, kindly delete that message along with their app.

A word they say is enough for the wise.

This I have seen.

Samunique:
If this weather condition was in Nigeria, then it is finished !!!

I doubt it.

Nigerians are known to be survivors, with time we will find a way survive.

crown08:
I don watch am too. E choke

Nigerians should explore this side of the earth, I doubt getting visa to this kind of place would be difficult.

pafra:
Guy , no dull yourself many peeps collect and keep quiet. Go to the website and login and register you don't need connection.

Send me the link to the website...

slimjohn2k5:
Pls share the YouTube link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz4ZMLsPzqM

If this woman was an American female politician, going publicly on bikini alone would have guaranteed her a re-election.

This I have seen.

FG disbursed N56.84b to themselves which will be looted at the expense of the improvised masses.

I see BMC on Nairaland who are yet to receive their October and November stipend claiming that the funds had been received by every household in Nigeria, I see them unable to continue defending Buhari because they're still owing their Network provider for the data they borrowed which they're yet to pay.

This I have seen.

BadRadio:
I have drank cotonou and nassarawa burantashi mixed with alabuku, action bitters and bitter cola— still I cant last for 1 minute.


What do I do guys... tramadol and all the sidnafil tabs ain't working on me.

I even took fresh palmwine mixed with youghurt.... still no result....

Take mkpuru miri and you will be fine.

This I have seen

When you officially go into dating, after various heart breaks from Nigeria girls, your emotional nature will die permanently.

This I have seen.

The enemy is after your life, you have to be very careful with the kind of people you hang out with and you have to be prayerful.

This I have seen

He's an addict of mkpuru miri we're currently working on a spiritual solution for him, I see his case improving slightly by 2050.

This I have seen.

I see manu bouncing back, I see them lifting the champions league with their new coach, I see their fans having cause to smile once again.

This I have seen.

By 2023, Nigerian guys will completely avoid relationships, I see girls spending on guys, I see guys forming hard to get.

This I have seen.

Uba is terrible, if your network is bad don't even bother opening it cos it won't load, it doesn't automatically update your account balance, to successfully complete a transfer is another work of its own cos it would keep telling you unable to complete, you have to keep trying and trying until it goes.

UBA made me download carbon and kuda on my phone cos they were almost frustrating my life with their slow app.

But enaira from CBN is the worse...that one if your money hang and they debit you, just forget about that money cos you can't go to CBN to complain.

This I have seen.

Magnoliaa:
3500 - 1989 = 1511

2021 + 1511 = 3532!

WOW. HE'S MY SOULMATE!

Awww.

So you're 32 years old...

May God continue to bless him.

But I see the orphanages looting the money he donated to them, I see the kids there starving.

This I have seen.

Magnoliaa:
A Vik Industry follow-come hair comb in a Dark and Lovely Hair Kit, LUDE shoe polish and Riska's Shaving Cream.

Chie... after spending millions from January to December, this is what I get?

pocohantas:
Nothing. I read here that all men want is submission. So that is all I can give. My money is strictly for enjoyment.

I have no vision for this your post cos even the gods are tired.

This I have seen.

Whites are tired of being human they're trying to evolve back into animals, by 2023, some of them would become full animals.

This I have seen.