₦airaland Forum

Magnoliaa:
A new phone, money, books. A trip or a tour - just a change of environment for a fresh feeling. Laughter and lots and happiness and warm, high-spirited positive feelings.

I see you having them before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

This is best prayer any Nigerian has offered on behalf of Buhari.

Reno will be remembered for this.

This I have seen.

I see him deported back to Nigeria after serving his jail term in the US, I see him starting a church and using his sweet mouth to continue scamming his gullible and desperate congregation, I see him riding in flashy cars and moving with police escort courtesy of his members.

This I have seen.

USA will not go to war with China, I see their differences being resolved.

This I have seen.

David isn't ready to tie down his life to one woman, he's still in his 20s, and want to enjoy every bit of his life, chioma knew this, she knew he has kids for other girls but continued because of money.

As expected, davido grew bored of her and dumped her. It's not about being a good woman, davido isn't ready to settle down, so even if she knelt down to serve him food, he'll eventually get bored and decide to try another girl.

I see chioma getting pregnant for one of David's friends next year.

This I have seen.

Rip to him, this year has swallowed more lives than last year.

2022 will be better.

This I have seen.

I see more fires in Nigeria, I see aso Rock on fire as well and the fire truck arrived empty and wasn't able to quench it cos there wasn't light for them to pump water into the trucks.

I see buhari dissolving fire service Nationwide.

This I have seen.


Watch out for my 100% accurate prophecies for 2022, the prophecy shall be made here on Nairaland on the 31st of this month as the spirit directs.

Nobody Goes Through More Pains Than A Good Man Trying To Prove His Love To The Wrong Woman.

I see buhari instructing relevant bodies to start collecting taxes from Nigerians for walking on the road, the taxes will be calculated per kilometer.

I see Nigerians being taxed for getting married, I see the groom being asked to pay based on the age of the girl, the higher her age, the higher the tax. I see the number of single girls tripple.

I see commerical danfo buses being taxed as well despite the fact that "owo mi da" urchins are already frustrating their lives on a daily basis.

I see severe hunger in the land, I see Nigeria dividing.

This I have seen.

In Lagos your house rent keeps rising like ijebu garri each year, coupled with transportation, feeding and other hidden expenses, if you relocate to Lagos you might most likely regret it.

This I have seen.

Ishi dada has finally reunited with the Satan he loves and respects so much.

I see demons dragging him by his dada I see them scraping the hair with broken bottle, I see the demons casting him into a pit, I hear weak and tired screams.

This I have seen.

I see an air disaster next year, Nigerians need to be more prayerful in order to avert it.

This I have seen.

The average Nigerian boss will select the one from his tribe, if both are from his tribe, then he'll select the one from his state, if both of them are from his state, he'll select the one from his local government area.

If none of the candidates are either from his tribe, then he'll pick the the one he shares the same religion with.

That's how it has always been in UAR.

This I have seen.

Why beat the man when it's obvious he didn't come to attack the bishop but came for prayers?

I see the bishop giving that man financial aid.

This I have seen.

I see kanayo becoming a SAN in the coming years.

This I have seen.

Yul went there for prophecy, he wanted to know if he'll win the presidential election if he chooses to contest.

But he won't win.

This I have seen.

Even mad people have become victims of sexual abuse in Nigeria, very soon the average man will be walking on the streets with a Cutlass for protection.

This I have seen.

I see other celebrities mimicking each other in the coming weeks, I see Nigerian youths mimicking Lai Mohammed, I see DSS arresting them and CBN blocking their accounts.

I see another massive protest as a result of this action, I see a revolution.

This I have seen.

It's a spiritual problem, all Nigerians need spiritual cleansing so that their heads can be filled with innovations and not sex.

This I have seen.

The police has succeeded in making fisayo soyombo very popular, I see his Twitter and Instagram account hitting 1m followers in the coming weeks once he begins to narrate his ordeal during his detention online, I see his topics making front-page on Nairaland as well.

This I have seen.

I see her becoming a born again Christian when she clocks 40 and hungry wedding watcher bloggers have started using her as headlines for their blog.

This I have seen.

Disadvantages of living in a one room face me I slap you.

Upgrade to 1, 2 or 3 bedroom flat and you'll have all the time in the world with your wife to have sex.

This I have seen

I wish you safe journey but I won't tell you what I've seen in this your journey.

I see ceec going into a rumored sex scandal with obsanjo, I see bloggers building houses in banana island, I see the the topic dominating Nairaland front page for over 3weeks, I see Seun cashing out from the story as well.

This I have seen.

Many Africans suffer from low self-esteem whenever they see whites. They need spiritual flogging so that their brains can come back to normal.

This I have seen.

The police baracks was attacked by fulani soldiers then blame it on IPOB after which the will burns houses of innocent Igbos, but luck ran out for them as they were discovered and identified.

I see the army denying that the act was done by soldiers.

This I have seen.

I see many male Nigerians following the path of bobrisky due to hunger, I see girls running out of suitors, I see the few available suitors enjoying cheaper fees including Bonanzas in their various relationships.

This I have seen.

Very soon Nigerians will start kidnapping MDS and forcing them to employ them due to unavailability of credible jobs.

This I have seen.

An English team will lift this champions league trophy.

No Spanish team will reach the semi final.

PSG will be knocked off in the quarter final.

An English team will remove Bayern Munich in the semi finals.

This I have seen.

The only thing I ever won was free drink, and I'll have to wait for their truck to come before redeeming my drink from them, cos shops won't give it to me.

At least people were winning then, now it's just as if the country is on a standstill.

MTN project Fame gone.

Maltina dance hall party...gone

MTN Lagos marathon...gone

MTN who wants to be a millionaire...gone

Star quest...gone.

Gulder ultimate search...gone, was revived recently tho.

And many other talent developing programs as well.

Buhari has truly ruined this country...I see him not completing his tenure.

This I have seen.