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Crime › Re: Monday Olomu Kills His Wife Over ₦80,000 In Edo by FalseProphet1(m):
Poverty can make you become more dangerous than a viper.

Now that his wife is dead, I see him joining her in the coming weeks.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Which Of These Football Records Is Unbreakable? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:00pm On Nov 05, 2021
Pele's record is the hardest to break cos it has to do with the team, no matter how good you are as a player, if your teammates aren't as determined as you are, you can never break that record.

The rest can be broken cos it has to do with the individual and not the team.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Teni Plays Table Tennis On A Local Bench by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Nairalanders telling her to loose weight.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Legit Invite by FalseProphet1(m):
Another GNLD.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Why Do Nigerians Hate Paying Their Debt? by FalseProphet1(m):
Our honourable president Buhari has been borrowing with reckless abandon without any hope of paying back, no one is sanctioning him, not even the senate.

Our politicians and rich men take huge loans from banks and end up not paying them back, this has led to the liquidation of several banks and collapse of businesses in Nigeria.

Friends and families will come crying out their eyes to borrow money from you and once you give them, they would immediately stop picking your calls, if you call them with another number, they will pick once they know you're the one they'll look for an excuse to end the call with the promise of calling you back but they won't.

Conclusion. most Nigerians are dishonest in nature, from the head (Buhari) to the least man on the street is corrupt, that's why I pity loan companies operating in Nigeria cos they'll end up writing more 60% of their loan as bad debt until they eventually fold up.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op):
Steal your girlfriend's phone and text her best friend that you're pregnant, if she replies by asking who is responsible, my brother you're dating a community project.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Visits Survivors Of Ikoyi Building Collapse (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:57pm On Nov 04, 2021
I see sanwo-olu using this incident to campaign for re-election, I see him winning for second term.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: U.S Woman Who Killed Her Mother And Hid Corpse In Suitcase Is Re-Arrested (Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:23pm On Nov 04, 2021
If this happened in Nigeria, our horney policemen will Group Intimacy her and secretly release her back to the public so she can continue her killings.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Anambra Election: ₦400 & A Can Of Malt Shared To Electorates (Video, Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:10pm On Nov 04, 2021
Nigerians aren't ready to move forward, we deserve the kind of leaders we have.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Any One Been Invited By Zeb-web For Interview? by FalseProphet1(m):
The first pic is APC Secretariat

The second pic is the address in question.

My conclusion....the building isn't carrying any sign post of the said company which leaves us to one conclusion that it's a recruiting agency and not the company in question.

You will be asked to pay a certain fee and agree to a certain commission then they'll work towards getting you a job. It's up to you whether or not to go for the interview.

This I have seen.

Education › Re: Mirabel Obi: UNN Releases Statement On Student Who Twerked In Viral Video by FalseProphet1(m):
My prophecy came to pass...the matter has been swept under the carpet by the university management after she sexually satisfied them.

This I have seen.

Sports › Re: Pogba Lookalike Spotted In Nigeria [photos ] by FalseProphet1(m):
I see him opening a YouTube channel to display his Pogba duplication skills, I see Pogba reaching out to him, I see him making it in life.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Dozens Of Bandits Neutralized, Camps Destroyed By Air Strikes In Kaduna by FalseProphet1(m):
Where are the pictures?

If it were to be in the south east they would have displayed the corpses of innocent youths. It will never be well with this government.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Save Me From Lcredict(loan App) Please by FalseProphet1(m): 7:49pm On Nov 03, 2021
CryptoClub2018:
I owe them about 17k too but they have stopped calling and non of my contacts have called me to tell me they got a message from them that I owe them money. I can't even get there app on play store again even if I want to pay
Google removed it, because of the negative reviews it was getting.
Health › Re: Workers Shut Down ABSUTH Indefinitely Over 22 Months Salary Arrears by FalseProphet1(m): 5:42pm On Nov 03, 2021
By 2023 almost all the governors in the 36 states will be owing salaries.

I see a great revolution, I see the masses chasing the leaders out of their offices and setting it ablaze, I see a violent uprising in all the geopolitical zones.

I see Nigerian dividing.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Payhippo Raises $3 Million In Seed Funding To Extend Quick Loans To SMEs by FalseProphet1(m): 4:55pm On Nov 03, 2021
I see Nairaland chronic debtors rushing to Google play store to search for payhippo so that they can download the app and collect loans from them without paying back, I see the company folding up by next year as a result of having so many chronic debtors.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: What's The Advantage Of A Court Wedding To Men? by FalseProphet1(m): 3:55pm On Nov 03, 2021
The advantage is for the woman to know your financial standing, and either kill you and inherit 100% of your sweat as your widow, or divorce you and get 50%. The choice is hers and she has court backing.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Unai Emery Officially Rejects Newcastle's Offer by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Newcastle finishing top 4 in the premier league next season, I see them buying almost all the top players of the fantastic 4, I see Messi going to Newcastle next season, I see him struggling to find his feet there.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: A Loan App Is Threatening To Sue Me To Court And Send My Pictures To TV Stations by FalseProphet1(m): 3:45pm On Nov 03, 2021
Uwanah15:
The name is “BorrowNow"
You can even sue them for forging the signature of the director of NIMC.

The email is fake, NIMC doesn't have business with an unauthorized loan app, they're just threatening you to make payment that's all.

If you have money pay them, if you don't have at the moment, request for more time.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When Last Did You Get Promotion by FalseProphet1(m): 3:43pm On Nov 03, 2021
Aside from the military and other para-military formations, promotion in Nigeria is an allien word.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Massive Gas Leakage In Ikeja, Lagos by FalseProphet1(m): 11:38am On Nov 03, 2021
Nigeria is leaking, very soon it will explode.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Sokoloan Are Very Nasty Set Of People, The Government Should Take Action (photo) by FalseProphet1(m):
abbeylfc:
My loan is now 3weeks overdue..no calls/text message was sent to any of my relevant contacts...a big thanks to Naijaboy,Ekene101 and Moborlarh,,..

I used to be scared of 9credit,Ncash and Lcash bcus they have had access to my contacts several times,,but this time around,,I was able to beat Dem black and blue...

For those apps that have contacted your people before,, and Yu hope to bypass them,,this is what u'll do..
1. Download Google contact from playstore.

2. Create a new email address and move all your contacts from your old email to ur new email address using Google contact app.(note,,, don't "COPY" all your contacts from your old mail to the new email address oh,, instead you "MOVE" all contacts from old email to new email address such that when u are done,,u won't have any contact on ur old email address).

3. Remove the new email from ur phone and login the new email into another phone to be sure all ur contacts are saved into the new email.

4. Start saving dummy contact to ur your current email address with ur phone.

5. Long-press on any of the loan apps,, deny all permissions given to them,,

6. Long-press on any of the loan apps,, go-to "storage",, clear cache and also clear storage..

If Yu do all this perfectly...I'm 100% certain no loan app wud ever call/text any message to any of your relevant contacts..

Tested and trusted method...
Am a living testimony.....no be say Dem say...!!!
What of those that downloaded the app with their previous main contact and gave out main contact as emergency numbers.

If one does this will they still have access to your original contracts that was saved during your first download of the app, and would your emergency contacts still be accessible to them as well?

Cc ekene101
Nairaland General › Re: A Loan App Is Threatening To Sue Me To Court And Send My Pictures To TV Stations by FalseProphet1(m): 11:04am On Nov 03, 2021
Where the name of the app.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:50am On Nov 03, 2021
A girl can leave you if you don't have a job. The same girl can leave you if you're too busy with your job...know this and have peace.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:49am On Nov 03, 2021
How can a Rat start up a family in your house, and you are still single?

This should be a challenge to all our evening newspapers hens out there.
Phones › Re: The Chat Was Going Well Until He/she Said ..... by FalseProphet1(m): 8:20pm On Nov 02, 2021
I see this thread turning into a severe gender Battle.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Nifemi, PA To Owner Of Collapsed Ikoyi Building Found Dead, Osibona Trapped by FalseProphet1(m): 8:16pm On Nov 02, 2021
Why was she naked...or were they doing the unthinkable when the collapse occured?

I see them recovering the MD's naked body soon.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: 'I Would Have Made Love To My Father If Not For Mum'- Lady Sparks Outrage by FalseProphet1(m): 6:56pm On Nov 02, 2021
illicit:
Call me Daddy and knack me instead tongue
I see you sleeping with a marine agent, I things becoming very hard for you, I see you developing a very strange sickness, i will stop here for now...

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: UNIABUJA Staff Quarters Attack: Aftermath Of Gunmen Attack (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:41pm On Nov 02, 2021
I see these bandits invading the defence headquarters, I see military chiefs, running for their lives like common criminals, I see Buhari's handlers planning his next visit, I see lie Mohammed denying the attack.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Osibona: My Ikoyi Building Projects Are Driven By Grace,Peace & Faith(Throwback) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:39pm On Nov 02, 2021
So after all his Bible quotations he died inside his grace, peace and faith building.

My brethren be not deceived, God is not mocked, whatsoever a man soweth, the same shall he reap.

This man simply reaped what he showed.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: IGP Usman Baba At Ikoyi Collapsed Building Site by FalseProphet1(m): 4:39pm On Nov 02, 2021
I see the IGP snapping pictures of the collapsed building and taking it back to Abuja to show buhari, I see buhari expressing shock after seeing the pictures.

I see femi adeshina saying that more buildings collapsed during Jonathan's tenure and heaven didn't fall.

I see MURIC saying that the owner of the building is a Christian and those that died are Muslims,I see lie Mohammed claiming that no one died, I see more buildings collapsing in the coming months.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: BEDC Staff Electrocuted While Reconnecting Power Cables In Delta (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:55am On Nov 02, 2021
I see more disco staffs getting electrocuted in the coming months, I see them running out of staffs to climb poles to disconnect, I see Nigerians celebrating their inadequate staffs, I see the number of those that pay bills drop by 98%.

This I have seen.

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