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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Double Salary, Ippis And Revenue Generating Agency by FalseProphet1(m): 1:13pm On Nov 19, 2021
Yes it's called divine favour.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Deport Foreign Nationals And Get Our Votes: South Africans Tell Julius Malema by FalseProphet1(m):
If not for the whites and foreigners that gave South Africa the development they're boasting of, that country would have been nothing more than a cave riddled with rapists, robbers and other criminals.

I see apartheid returning back to South Africa.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Ebonyi Driver Bites Off, Swallows Taskforce Member’s Finger by FalseProphet1(m):
If the hunger in the land isn't tackled, Nigerians may soon start eating each other.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: #CreditMyAcctChallenge: If My Post Or Thread Were Useful To U, Credit My AZA ! by FalseProphet1(m): 10:57am On Nov 18, 2021
I see this thread being locked by a moderator, I see the op getting banned by the antispam not.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Teni Demands ₦250k Show Of Love From Tiwa Savage, Tems, Yemi Alade, Ayra Starr by FalseProphet1(m): 9:26am On Nov 18, 2021
I see this begging reducing until it gets to 1k, I see the average Nigerian male and female alike charging their friends so they can continue their friendship.

I see village uncles and aunties making it compulsory if you want them to reply your greetings, I see the vast majority of Nigerians living in solitude.

This I have seen
Romance › Re: I Enter Ashawo Quarter Again So Sad by FalseProphet1(m): 12:05am On Nov 18, 2021
A dark force demon named ogor (the demon in charge of oloshos) is living inside you and has hidden your destiny in-between the legs of an olosho,that's why you can't stop patronizing them cos spiritually you're trying to collect back your destiny.

Solution.

You need serious flogging to be free, you can come to my spiritual center and I promise to flog the demon until your physical body faints after which I will add salt to your wounds and continue flogging you until he (ogor) returns back your destiny and you regain your complete deliverance.

I will give you agbo and paraga to be drinking for the pain which should go in a couple of months but the good thing is that you've been delivered.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: A Storey Building Collapses In Badagry, Lagos, Rescue Operation Ongoing (Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:26pm On Nov 17, 2021
By 2023 there will be no storey buildings left in Nigeria cos they will all have collapsed

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Cameroonian Separatists, Ambazonia, Invade Taraba, Kill Monarch, Burn Houses by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Cameroon taking over taraba state and most of Nigeria's territory on the border, I see Lai Mohammed defending them, I see the chief of army staff stammering on air, I see northerners begging Southerners to save them.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Disqualification Suit: Soludo Learns Fate On November 30 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:10pm On Nov 17, 2021
I see APC trying to nulify Soludo's victory, I see them loosing in the court, I see the court upholding Soludo's victory and canceling the disqualification charges levelled against him.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Lottery Commission Intensifies Campaign Against Under Age Gaming by FalseProphet1(m):
Allow them gamble o, the country is hard. They should rather intensify their campaign against underage voters cos Nigeria is bleeding seriously because of their (underaged) actions.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Working As A Teller In A Bank And Working In An Accounting/audting Firm by FalseProphet1(m): 1:50pm On Nov 17, 2021
Better collect the bank job, most ICAN certified Nigerian youths have become bet9ja addicts due to lack of jobs.

When your president doesn't have SSCE how can he value certificates.

Go for the higher paying job and use it to solve your financial problems or you might regret it.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Invisible Insects Biting Me. What To Do Please? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:31pm On Nov 17, 2021
I see a coven filled to the brim with witches, I see a young girl reporting you to them, I see her telling them how you used and dumped her, I see her placing a material that belongs to you on an alter there.

I see them making incantations on the material, I see strange beings with needle sharp teeth and claws following and piercing you, I see you scratching all over, I see the pains not ending anytime soon.

For remedy go for spiritual cleansing, and stay away from premarital sex till you get married and you'll be fine.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Why Are Nigerians So Successful In America? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:13pm On Nov 17, 2021
Because Nigerians naturally are husslers and hard working people, so if they apply half of the effort they use in Nigeria over there in the USA, they'd become millionaires.

Also, the American system is built in such a way that there's reward for geninue hard work. Over here in Nigeria, no matter how qualifed or how hard you've worked, if your name isn't Abdul, Mohammed, Aisha...and come from a certain section of the country, you're just wasting your time.

By 2023, more than 98% of Nigerian youths would have successfully migrated out of this hell hole.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Five Longest Rivers In Africa (Facts And Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:49am On Nov 17, 2021
Miracood2:
Back then in the days.. nursery School sweet jhoor

Some rivers in Africa are...

9 Niger... Benue... Congo... Orezi... Hippo... Zambezi

Rhymes from my nursery days..

Spell checkers pls do the needful
It's Nile, Niger, Congo, Senegal, Orange, lipompo, Zambezi.

At least that's the way the rhyme was taught to us...

This I have seen.
Food › Re: FG Moves To Reduce Food Prices by FalseProphet1(m): 6:49pm On Nov 16, 2021
sad
Romance › Re: Genotype Test May Crash My World.. by FalseProphet1(m): 4:23pm On Nov 16, 2021
Send me a dm for prayers so that your AS genotype will convert to AA, the earlier you send the message, the better for you.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Go For A Job Of 150k In Epe L.G.A by FalseProphet1(m):
Go for the job, being hungry and broke isn't a pleasant experience, cos everyone will desert you.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Money VS Happiness: How Much Money Do You Need To Be Happy? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:27pm On Nov 16, 2021
Enough to make me travel wherever and whenever I want to.

Enough to make me invest in my dreams.

Enough for me to give my wife and children a comfortable and luxury life.

Enough to help the needy and those around me without expecting anything back in return.

If I can get to this stage, then I'll consider myself rich.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Credit Deduction Theft From Account- Photo by FalseProphet1(m): 10:45am On Nov 16, 2021
Stop using your card to purchase things online, you can use online wallets that accepts transfers like fair money and kuda bank to fund your wallet then use it to pay for your subscription, electricity, data, shopping...etc.

Don't and I repeat don't ever upload your card details on any website, cos once the website gets compromised, your account will as well.

Very soon Nigerians will stop using ATM cards due to fear of theft,

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 117th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by FalseProphet1(m): 8:46am On Nov 16, 2021
This thread was on the home page yesterday na. sad
Celebrities › Re: Akpororo & His Wife, Josephine Celebrate 6th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:33pm On Nov 15, 2021
Wao beautiful wife.

I see her giving him twins.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Bandits Kill 15 In Sokoto, Abduct Women by FalseProphet1(m): 5:45pm On Nov 15, 2021
I see the bandits extending their kidnapping to the elites, I see top northern politicians and their families becoming victims of kidnap, I see a massive protest in the North calling for the impeachment of Buhari.

I see buhari being chased out of aso Rock, I see him getting kidnapped on his way back to daura, I see the kidnappers demanding for $100billion, I see him trying to borrow money from China, I see the Chinese government turning down his request because he's no longer the President.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Chemical Engineering Job Or Filling Station Manager Job? by FalseProphet1(m): 4:33pm On Nov 15, 2021
Going back to the chemical company is like accepting back a cheating partner, I see them sacking you again in future.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Boss Indirectly Refused To Give Me An Offer Letter. What Should I Do? by FalseProphet1(m): 4:27pm On Nov 15, 2021
Your boss is using your glory to progress, if you complete one year in that place, you'll find it very difficult to leave regardless of the peanuts he gives you at the end of the month, cos he would have succeeded in tying you down there spiritually.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Itunnu Babalola: FG Demands Autopsy Of Nigerian Who Died In Ivorian Custody by FalseProphet1(m): 4:11pm On Nov 15, 2021
Useless government. When she was still alive, countless efforts were made for them to intervene but because she wasn't a northerner they didn't lift a finger, now she's dead they're acting as if they care...we Nigerians know better.

I see a plane crash, I see Nigerians top politicians perish in that crash.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Have You Used The E-naira For Any Transaction? by FalseProphet1(m): 3:48pm On Nov 15, 2021
My bank app serves me better, enaira has a transaction limit of 50k per day, my bank gives me 1m transaction limit per day.

I see enaira becoming history before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are We Expected To Exercise Blind Faith? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:47pm On Nov 15, 2021
Blind faith is the key to receiving from God, the sooner you start practicing it, the better for you.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 3:42am On Nov 15, 2021
No matter how lazy your boyfriend is, he will never ask you to pass him his phone especially when it is Ringing.. His ancestors will always give him the strength to stand up and pick it up.
Education › Re: Guess The Subject by FalseProphet1(m): 1:38am On Nov 15, 2021
Nikeruka:
Mr Lovely Coach, he teaches physical education. He is really physical with cane
Did you attend AGS
Events › Re: Woman Who Had 10 Kids With 10 Different Men Buried In Penis-Like Casket (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:38pm On Nov 14, 2021
I see her already servicing 72 male virgins on the other side.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Crystal Akpan: UCTH Doctor Allegedly Commits Suicide by FalseProphet1(m):
Rip to him.

Buhari's days are numbered.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Unusual Occurrence Of Mixed Albino Twins In Nigeria(photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:54pm On Nov 14, 2021
I see Nairalanders suggesting that the father of the twins should run a DNA test on them.

This I have seen.

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