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I see him suffering from malaria after that class.

This I have seen.

AngelicBeing:
Calm down jare, no hunger here oo, just kidding with you, your post do crack me up so l was just kidding with you, l wish you all the best in all your plans to relocate, may the celestial forces bless your Hustle

Lol... I knew I was just playing along.

Thanks anyways

And for the records...are you M or F?

AngelicBeing:
, It is not bribe, it is called appreciation offering and once l receive it from you, you will be issued the Visa

Oh really!

Down here in Earth we call it bribe and those that encourage it are said to be followers of the dark force, how to tell will a follower of light be so engrossed in receiving something associated with followers of the dark force.

Or have you changed camp, cos from your post it seem as though the hunger up there is more Notorious than what we're going through down here.

AngelicBeing:
l will not allow your admittance into the US, as An AngelicBeing that operates from the celestial realms, you have to submit your passport and 7million Jupiter dollars to me to transfer it to Jupiter planet to bless your Hustle

Never knew that angels have started collecting bribes, are things so hard for you guys up there?

I see nothing meaningful coming out of this probe, I see the preparators being shilded by the government, I see the matter swept under the carpet.

This I have seen.

Very soon all the countries on this Earth will place a visa ban on Nigerians, but it will happen after I've successfully relocated to the United States of America.

This I have seen.

Covid is a scam in Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Meanwhile Nigerian police are still demanding 5k from desperate clients as fuel money for their rickety Hilux vans.

This I have seen.

Ole lost 5-0 and was defended by his god father Ferguson, Nuno lost 3-0 and was sacked immediately because he had no god father.

Moral lesson: get a god father in anywhere you find yourself and your incompetence will be tolerated.

This I have seen.

Go in peace and call the new prospective employer, you will get the job.

This I have seen.

I see banks running out of cash in the coming months cos the leaders would have looted anything that looks like money away from the surface of the map of Nigeria, I see Nigerians resorting to saving money inside kolo, stockings and inside cooking pot, I see the use of horses and donkeys becoming an option for most people due to hardship.

This I have seen.

Messi has already admitted failure at PSG that's why he wants to return back to Barca, but Barca wouldn't employ him to their technical team cos the president is scared of his influence, I see Messi returning back to Argentina to retire.

This I have seen.

I prophesied when Messi joined Barca that newly that he won't score up to 20 goals in all competition this season, so many of Messi sympathizers came for my head, now reality has done on them, and it's obvious that their hero might not even see 15 goals sef.

I see PSG offloading Messi at the end of the season, cos they can't bear the cost of maintaining him without winning any trophies.

This I have seen.

There's no need to lie, just tell him you need time to concentrate on your goals and you guys can be friends for now.

Telling him you aren't single will only make him see you as a cheat, so if you end up dating him, he'll always have this feeling that since you cheated on your guy with him, you can most likely do the same with another guy.

Nigeria is complicated enough, don't try to complicate your life further by starting what you can't handle. Just be simple and open and he'll respect you for that.

This I have seen.

pocohantas:
Many people suffering from mouth and body odour do not know. Some have terrible hygienes, some might be medical, some just do not know. If the person is willing to pick up some habits that could help, then it can and should be fixed.

Same applies to snoring. Sleeping postures and losing some excess fat via exercise can help.

Nigerians see you with these issues and they don’t tell you. Not an easy thing to address sha.

In all, I can’t manage any because they are things that can be fixed ASAP. I’ll prefer they are fixed than me managing for life.

How do you fix snoring...

Easy win for Liverpool.

This I have seen.

SimplyFacts:
What could she do as a 24-hour VC? I hope she would get better offers.

Congrats to the genius!

@ bolded
Wave students who failed one or more courses in their finals so that they can graduate with their mates, she can minute on a circular, copy the dean of faculty, dean of student affairs and HODs.

This I have seen.

I see her sleeping with the dean and other members of the university senate, I see them sweeping the matter under the carpet, I see her going into full time prostitution on campus, I see her unable to graduate with her mates, I see joining Nollywood, I see her in so many sex scandals, I see her becoming a husband snatcher.

This I have seen.

Lies from the pit of hell, to paint Igbos black so that their killings towards innocent Igbo youths can be justified.

This I have seen.

If your husband or boyfriend is not good on bed tell him to use ground.

I see a statue mounted in memory of him as the first guy to commit suicide over konji.

This I have seen.

He's welcomed, but neither APC not PDP will win the next election.

This I have seen.

I remember this buba marwa during his days as governor of Lagos. The days of operation sweep, this was around 1996-1997, Lagos was so peaceful and crime free then, it's a pity that democracy brought the hoodlums back.

I have so much respect for this man, and if he contests for president even though he's a northerner and I'm a Southerner I'll vote him.

This I have seen.

There won't be war in Nigeria, Biafra will gain Independence but it would be peaceful.

This I have seen.

I see krama catching up with that driver, I see him having an accident with that bus, I see what be fell that child befalling him.

I see you raising another man's child if you continue this relationship.

This I have seen.

I see the twerking barrister's client base increase by 100% of which 99.9% of them will be married males, I see her twerking ministry moving to the permanent site.

This I have seen.

larrixauto2017:
. Nigga you be comedian.... Satan has two wives... Lolzzz


Queen of the heaven and queen of the coast....

But who is the king of the heaven.. I mean.. who is the king of king.. is it not God...so why Queen of the heaven... Fornicating with Satan.. even According too you is like you sound like Queen of the heaven is legally married to Satan.. lolzzz...

Or did you want too tell me that God doesn't have a wive okay fine he doesn't right .. the question is why he do not have..

Start from the top not the downside....

Thank you

Next time ask, this post of yours is a gross display of ignorance.

You claim to be a Christian yet you don't even know your Bible.

If you don't know there are two major powers the principalities and spiritual wickedness in the heavenlies and the power in the waters.

These two powers are beings that report to the fallen angel Lucifer.

I'll stop here for now.

Ask nicely and get more education and see gross ignorance become distant memory.

shogsman:
Wtf this lady has already produced a child now she's expecting another 2 with him again, she's going to have 3 kids with him and still be an ordinary girlfriend.
Now I know why irina shayk dumbed ororo

He's avoiding marriage so that she won't file for divorce on future and demand half of his assets, he's playing the wisdom card.

This I have seen.