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Education › Re: Reaction As Boy Who Moved Many With His Campaign Speech Loses Election (Videos) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:08pm On Dec 08, 2021
The organizers of that election deliberately gave it to the kid with the richest parents so they can rub their palm for a job well done.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:05pm On Dec 08, 2021
tillaman:
what did you foresee for Barca and Bayern ??
Is Barcelona going to win
Nope Bayern will defeat them, lewandoski is very angry with Barca cos even though Messi isn't there any longer, it was his performance there that made them rob him of the title.

I see Barca suffering terribly tonight.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Are The Red Flags You Can't Overlook In A Relationship? by FalseProphet1(m): 6:47pm On Dec 08, 2021
sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Young Boys UCL (1 - 1) On 8th December 2021 by FalseProphet1(m):
Easy win for Manchester United, and congratulations in advance for topping their group.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: When You Learn To Love Yourself, That Is What You Will Receive – Genevieve Nnaji by FalseProphet1(m):
Well said...I really love this lady.

I see her releasing a world class movie next year.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Whitemoney Becomes Tecno Mobile Ambassador (Pictures, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:42pm On Dec 07, 2021
Meanwhile Boma has literally become irrelevant, if he was a girl with pretty face some rich womanizers would still secretly run parols with him, but being a guy who slept with his fellow man's wife, his chapter is closed.

I see Boma going broke by this time next year, I see Twitter and Instagram users uploading hagered pictures of him, I see Nigerians saying he's reaping what he sowed.

This I have seen.
Phones › Re: Mass Internet Outage As Amazon Web Services Crash by FalseProphet1(m): 9:39pm On Dec 07, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Yes he will score...two goals and above.

This I have seen.
My prophecy came to pass.

Messi scored 2 goals.

My God is alive
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel (living Faith) Shiloh 2021 Thread: Everything You Need To Know by FalseProphet1(m):
Shilo is for evening newspapers seeking retirement through marriage.

This I have seen.
Phones › Re: Mass Internet Outage As Amazon Web Services Crash by FalseProphet1(m): 7:39pm On Dec 07, 2021
Juanmike:
Pls do you see the midget scoring tonight in the farmers league?
Yes he will score...two goals and above.

This I have seen.
Phones › Re: Mass Internet Outage As Amazon Web Services Crash by FalseProphet1(m): 6:50pm On Dec 07, 2021
I see the world coming to an end on or before 2023, I see the Antichrist and his cronies making Nigeria their African headquarters despite Nigeria having millions of churches Nationwide.

I see many top Nigerian pastors struggling to collect the number of the beast so they can continue their miracles, preaching and tithe collections.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Three Fresh Omicron Cases Confirmed In Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 4:45pm On Dec 07, 2021
By this time 2019 covid was testing the waters in Africa, by the end of March last year there was a Nationwide lockdown.

I see history repeating itself again, I see a Nationwide lockdown by March next year, I the government looting billions meant for the masses, I see looting of palliatives by the hungry masses.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do Lagos People Get Job Updates/vacancies by FalseProphet1(m):
Through the internet, Church members, friends, former university colleagues, Facebook... etc.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 11:13pm On Dec 06, 2021
My own happened years back when I was still schooling, my toilet window faced another compound, an old bungalow.

So on this faithful day, I came to the toilet around 2am to urinate, as I urinated, I was hearing strange sounds, I looked out of the toilet window into the next compound and saw a man tying wrapper without any shirt talking to a very short creature.

The creature was just making strange sounds, while the man stood and was listening this happened for some minutes then the creature turned and walked into the plantain tree in compound and the man return into his room.

That incident is still fresh in my memory.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-Power Beneficiaries Storm Abuja To Protest Over Unpaid Allowances by FalseProphet1(m): 3:13pm On Dec 06, 2021
sad
Career › Re: A Thread For Pipe Fitters And Structural Fitters by FalseProphet1(m): 3:10pm On Dec 06, 2021
Stop all the grammar and call it what it is, a thread for plumbers, you won't die.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Best Paying Jobs In Nigeria That Don’t Need Your University Degree by FalseProphet1(m): 2:59pm On Dec 06, 2021
Pastor/Prophet will make you richer than all those jobs you listed.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Child At Home, Beast In School? by FalseProphet1(m):
I really feel for that child's parents, it's not easy to loose a child at 12. May God console them.

I see his killers arrested, I see them serving serval jail terms.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Man Accused Of Turning Students To Yams In Ibadan, Set Ablaze (Video, Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:18pm On Dec 03, 2021
Those jobless people have succeeded in mudering an innocent man without proof.

I see the police doing a mass arrest in that community, I see them arresting innocent people.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Don Davis: Deeper Life School Principal, Others Remanded In Prison by FalseProphet1(m): 12:12pm On Dec 03, 2021
I see deeper life calling this woman privately to settle out of court. I see her rejecting their offer, I see the school being shut down.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Isaac Nkole Kicks As Kalu Hosts National Exco, Fuels Defection Rumour by FalseProphet1(m): 10:46am On Dec 03, 2021
I see Kalu and other corrupt politicians becoming irrelevant after 2023.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by FalseProphet1(m): 10:40am On Dec 03, 2021
I see davido sending him 500k as part of his charity program, I see him back on his feet hailing and smiling with davido.

I see other lazy youths going into the bank with rope to attempt suicide hoping for davido to pick their call, I see the bank arresting them.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: 16-Year-Old Arrested With Revolver Pistol In Adamawa (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:38am On Dec 03, 2021
If the government continues to turn a blind eye on insecurity, very soon guns will be so easy to acquire like agage bread, by then politicians will be scared of coming out over their homes.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: John Ekpa: GTB Should Comply With Court Judgement, Pay Innoson Or Risk Takeover by FalseProphet1(m): 10:31am On Dec 03, 2021
I see innoson taking over gtbank, I see massive job loss cos most workers will be retrenched, I see them doing promo this December telling customers to deposit money and win an innoson car.

I see hungry Nigerians depositing every penny they have and starving themselves so that they can win the car and resell it in order to survive.

I see gtbank discontinuing the promo after people have done compulsory 7 days dry fasting to save money just to win their car.

I see people calling them out on social media.

I see innoson boss opening an airline company to rival air peace.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: I Finally Graduated After 9years. by FalseProphet1(m):
Congratulations.

I see you joining politics and telling the masses how you endured hardship in higher institution for nine years because you had a goal to become a graduate.

I see your speech convincing enough to win their support, I see you winning the election, I see you looting your state dry after being sworn in, I see the EFCC coming after you, I see you bribing your way out after joining the ruling party.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Receives Gift From O2 Arena For Selling Out 20k Capacity For Three Nights by FalseProphet1(m): 9:47pm On Dec 02, 2021
I see Wizkid winning the Grammy award, I see him having a sex scandal with a popular white celebrity, I see him gaining more game worldwide because of it.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nigeria: Lady Exchanges Her Life With Iphone 13 As Sakawa Boys Cut Her Into Piec by FalseProphet1(m): 2:18pm On Nov 30, 2021
preshman22:
Elohor has been missing for quite sometime now
Send a pic of her so we can believe you.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2021
If she supports you when you're broke, when you're rich leave her let her support another man untill all men become rich!
Politics › Re: Jachimike Ikpeazu & Thelma Chidimma White Wedding Pictures by FalseProphet1(m): 9:38am On Nov 29, 2021
The topic says pictures of the wedding of the son of Abia state governor, yet you kept showing us Peter Obi and Orji, I wonder who exactly is getting married. sad
Sports › Re: Neymar Injury: PSG Star Stretchered Off Field With Ankle Issue In Ligue 1 by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Neymar leaving PSG at the end of the season cos they won't win anything, not even the French league.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Didi Ekanem's House On Fire In Lagos (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see her getting another bigger and better house, courtesy of her male admirers, I see her posting on social media how God came down personally from heaven and gave it to her, I see Nairalanders attributing her gifts to the power of clitocurrency.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Awoniyi Should Replace Osimhen Not Ighalo – Fans by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Nigeria qualifying for the world cup, I see them making it to the semi finals.

This I have seen.

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