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The name Nigeria will become distance memory by 2023.

This I have seen.

Satan has two wives, queen of heaven and queen of the coast.

I can educate you more about them if such topic interests you.

This I have seen.

Place a curse on him and watch him become so miserable that he'll end up taking his own life, if you're interested send me a PM.

I see this app will fading out before 2023, I see the new CBN governor disbanding it, I see Nigerians resorting back to their bank app and other mobile wallets.

This I have seen.

I see this app will fading out before 2023, I see the new CBN governor disbanding it, I see Nigerians resorting back to their bank app and other mobile wallets.

This I have seen.

Oyadorf:
What if you had an intension of marrying her?

Is it easy to carry on with the marriage?

No. break every marital plans with her, cos your younger cousin will still be sleeping with her whether you choose to believe it or not. He has seen her nákedness, she won't deny him access if he chooses to pursure that path.

This I have seen.

Na husband way de fear wife de carry side chick go hotel. Bring her home if you are a man enough.

Meet a dermatologist, if you don't have money for that, you can see me in my spiritual center and I'll apply anointing oil and holy water on it and it will vanish after an hour.

This I have seen.

Cute animals.

By 2023, there won't be any animals left in Nigeria because of hunger, even rats and lizards wouldn't be spared.

Hungry youths will consume anything that walks and upload it on Nairaland.

I see Nairaland becoming an abattoir forum where all kinds of animals, reptiles, birds and insects will be killed and displayed for the whole world to see.

This I have seen.

I see your wife inflecting you with aids if you don't wake up.

This I have seen.

If the colonial masters hadn't invaded African and colonized this continent, and the slave trade didn't happen, by now Africa would have still be living in the stone age, adults both male and female will still be walking naked, we would have been slightly higher than animals.

This I have seen.

I see many girls having unwanted babies because of this, I see guys deceiving them with marriage so they can gain access into their bodies, I see so many of these girls falling for the deceitful promises from the guys, I see them having regrets later.

This I have seen.

I see this boy connecting back to his father when he grows up, I see him hating his mom, I see her unable to control him.

This I have seen.

Military victories gained in the north are mostly audio, no picture evidence, no video evidence. But murders committed in the south, (most especially the South East) will be displayed on social media for the whole world to see.

I see Boko Haram overrunning the Nigerian army, I see a full blown war in the North, I see northerners ordering buhari to resign, I see Buhari's house in katsina being set ablaze.

This I have seen.

If you have a problem with your man, don't come online and shout all men are dogs. Carry your own dog to veterinary clinic.

Those are symptoms of cancer of the breasts, the dark forces are trying to enforce punishment on your health for your sin of fornication, you will need to come for spiritual cleansing or else your breast will have to be chopped off as a result of cancer.

This I have seen.

This is 2021 four years after killing your dad, the boy has finished using and dumping you, your life is very miserable that's why you're having regrets.

I see you contacting lots of STDs, I see you comitting suicide.

This I have seen.

JackDaAlienz:
I went to pick her up from uni then drove her to my house.
We chilled drank wine then bleeped well
After sex I decided to drive her back to school.
On our way my back tire brake just lock
The wheel stopped rotating.
I had to Shell out 10k to repair

2nd time with this same girl yesterday night we had sex
This morning I got a message that the items I planned to ship from Canada was cancelled.

Why do I experience these badluck events after having sex with this girl

She's a blind witch!

Blind witches are people whom their ancestors dedicated to their deity without their consent and most times before they were born.

You can either experience good luck or repeated tragedy during your encounters with them cos there's always a demon attached to them at birth after the rituals to enforce certain covenants in their life.

If you don't back off now, you will experience a higher level of frustration and end up comitting suicide.

This I have seen.

That monkey is a human being, he met with powers in the second heavens and they transformed him into a monkey so as to double his Hussle by making money from people because things are hard.

He will transform back to a human being in the night and get his own share of their geninue Hussle for the day from his business partner.

This I have seen.

I see Tonto dike uploading the fish on Instagram, I see tiwa releasing a statement on how she loves fish pepper soup, I see Nigerians trolling her and reminding her about her sex video, I see obi cubana buying the fish las Las.

This I have seen

Nigerian police are worse than demons, I see a bloody revolution happening in Nigeria, I see it starting at apapa, and spreading to every nook and cranny of this country, I see the bodies of policemen and women littering every state of Nigeria.

This I have seen.

I see her killers dying in their sleep before the end of this week.

This I have seen.

I see kanayo's son going into acting, I see hungry slay queens old enough to be his Aunty opening their legs for him, I see him impregnating some, I see him having lots of baby Mamas, I see them scared of marrying him when he eventually proposes because of his father, I see people gossiping that the first three girls he gets married to will die, I see more and more girls giving him babies.

This I have seen.

I see her turning you down because you're weak and lack confidence, I see her going on a date with a more confident customer, I see you coming to Nairaland to rant angrily and tag all girls hoes, I see some downtrodden teenagers joining your crusade.

This I have seen.

I see Mr obi Kenneth regretting his actions, I see him becoming politically irrelevant in Anambra state, I see APC loosing the elections.

This I have seen.

I see Bello impregnating that female policewoman behind him, I see him marrying her as one of his wives, I see her delivering her child in the newly completed hospital.

This I have seen.

I see many Nairalanders applying for that vacancy.

This I have seen.

Stop complaining that she is hard to get.
My brother she doesn’t like you. If a lady likes you she will be soft like Agege bread

Juanmike:
False prophet, I missed you where have you been.

I've been busy doing my father's work.

I trust all is well with you?

I see the barber who gave him the delivered haircut making waves, I see youths patronizing him saying that the haircut isn't so bad after all, I see him having lots of baby Mamas.

This I have seen.