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Family › Re: *Hilarious Siblings Photos Recreation* by FalseProphet1(m): 12:51am On May 23, 2023

illicit:
Flood don wash most of my childhood pics away

If they're in the water, I can help you recover them.

This I have seen.

Nairaland General › Re: Is High Time State Of Emergency Is Declared On Online Begging. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:26pm On May 22, 2023

Persephone1:
Na economy cause am

So you too use to beg...

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Business › Re: Commissioning Of Dangote Refinery - (Live Video, Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:13pm On May 22, 2023

Would this refinery cushion the effect of the fuel subsidy removal?

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Education › Re: Introducing Samuel Maduka University: A Pioneering Entrepreneurial Institution by FalseProphet1(m): 12:04pm On May 22, 2023

Dear op, where is the school located?

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Politics › Re: 2022 Insecurity: Deaths By Geopolitical Zone (infographic) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:56am On May 22, 2023*

So much deaths, and little or no arrest made. Oh God save Nigeria.

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Nairaland General › Re: Can You Walk Naked For 5million Naira ? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:53am On May 22, 2023

With the high poverty rate in Nigeria, I see a lot of people doing it without a second thought.

This I have seen.

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Crime › Re: Four Killed In Taraba Communal Clash by FalseProphet1(m): 8:37pm On May 21, 2023

NamelessOGBENI:
Idan no dey weep.

What's idan?

Crime › Re: Four Killed In Taraba Communal Clash by FalseProphet1(m): 8:17pm On May 21, 2023

The shortest verse in the Bible is Jesus wept. If Jesus could weep, who am I a mere mortal prophet not to weep for Nigeria?

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Brighton Have Qualified For European Football — It’s The First Time In The Club by FalseProphet1(m): 8:16pm On May 21, 2023

obembet:
Brighton secured qualification for European football for the first time in their history with a 3-1 win over Southampton.

A win, due to their superior goal difference, means they are all but set to finish in the Premier League top six which guarantees Europa League qualification.

Exactly 40 years since their only major final appearance in the FA Cup when defeated by Manchester United, this was a historic day for a football club that avoided relegation from the football league on the final day of the 96/97 season with a 1-1 draw that sent Hereford down on goal difference. Their rise has been astronomical under the ownership of Tony Bloom.

Huge achievement for the club, players and for the coach Roberto de Zerbi.

Source: https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1660300694987874305?t=s1Bs1Yp9ZpdaEPhn3SNeOw&s=19[/quote]I see you becoming a Brighton fan next season.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: How To Reduce Hook-ups In Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 10:28am On May 20, 2023

UyaiIncomparabl:
See as una dey write thesis on top “hook up”. SMH.

Hello beautiful.

Politics › Re: Labour Party: Kano Judge Denies Nullifying Alex Otti's Candidature by FalseProphet1(m): 10:21am On May 20, 2023

mariahAngel:
Why do you guys see that as a crying emoji?
It's for ike gwuru .

Why do you ask onye amuma? 👀

Because you're crying? I don't want my ada to cry.

Your names do confuse me a lot. That's why I was asking if you're the same person.

Politics › Re: Labour Party: Kano Judge Denies Nullifying Alex Otti's Candidature by FalseProphet1(m): 9:51am On May 20, 2023

mariahAngel:
😩😩

Ada why are you crying.

One question. Are you the same person as Mariangeles?

Politics › Re: Labour Party: Kano Judge Denies Nullifying Alex Otti's Candidature by FalseProphet1(m): 5:57pm On May 19, 2023

I see Peter Obi reclaiming back his stolen mandate.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On An Airplane After 7 Years (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:04pm On May 19, 2023*

Very romantic indeed. I'm planning to propose to 20 girls simultaneously inside a ship

This I have seen.

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Business › Re: KPMG: Nigeria May Spend Over 100% Of Its Revenue On Debt Servicing In 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:00pm On May 19, 2023

Expect massive hike in everything once Tinubu steps in.

From Tariff to taxes, import duty, university tuition fee...etc.

Get ready to face reality Nigerians.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Sexually Molested By A Fellow Guy? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:18am On May 19, 2023

pocohantas:
I don't support sexual harrassment of any form, but you don't follow a guy to his house and spend the night if you are not planning to have sex. What were you expecting you both to do all night? Bible study?

You say he was so nice to you? Probably buying you isi ewu and Heineken- you were gulping it down. You didn't know you will pay back?

Watch how you sleep in guys houses and chop their money. There is no free lunch, even in free town.

Sorry about your experience.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Begins Constitution Of Cabinet, Economic Management Team by FalseProphet1(m): 8:48pm On May 18, 2023

AngelicBeing:
Thanks for the correction, let me hazard a guess to your next update, Temi the marine girl will deal with Chisom and will drag you to her mother in the Atlantic Ocean to be flogged with Iron rod of fire 🔥 for violating the covenant done on you, l forsee Temi becoming more harder on you with her powers and Temi will further initiate you to keep you to herself alone

Wrong...the picture is much bigger Chisom. Sit tight and keep enjoying my updates.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Begins Constitution Of Cabinet, Economic Management Team by FalseProphet1(m): 8:40pm On May 18, 2023

AngelicBeing:
And Temi will hypnotize Chioma for taking you away from her, Temi is a seagodess and she has her claws firmly fastened into your medulla oblaganta

Her name is Chisom not Chioma. 😒

Politics › Re: LP: I am Back As National Chairman, Restraining Order Set Aside – Abure by FalseProphet1(m): 6:08pm On May 18, 2023

Hurrrrrrayyyy. Next is to recover our stolen mandate.

This I have seen.

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Nairaland General › Re: Hilda Baci: What Can You Do Nonstop For 90 Hours? by FalseProphet1(m): 6:00pm On May 18, 2023

folake4u:
Nothing. I am a proud lazy girl.

Celebrities › Re: Saint Obi's Family Reacts To Zik Zulu's Allegations Against His Widow by FalseProphet1(m): 5:51pm On May 18, 2023

Useless people.

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Romance › Re: "Single Mom" Epidemic: Who Is To Blame- Men Or Ladies..? by FalseProphet1(m): 4:06pm On May 18, 2023

Poverty is to blame. Cos most of the sex girls have these days are transactional. Money for hand, back for ground. Meaning if we have a working system in Nigeria, most girls wouldn't succumb to sex so easily in order to survive.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu, Kashim Shettima To Be Awarded GCFR, GCON On May 25. by FalseProphet1(m): 2:53pm On May 18, 2023

I'm really surprised that I'm not listed amongst the awardees. 😒

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Romance › Re: Girlfriend" Remanded In Prison For Breaking "Boyfriend's" Television Out Of Ange by FalseProphet1(m): 2:34pm On May 18, 2023

Persephone1:
Let her learn some lessons.

This account has been hacked.

This I have seen.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Begins Constitution Of Cabinet, Economic Management Team by FalseProphet1(m): 2:24pm On May 18, 2023

I see the babalawo Lamidi Apapa getting an appointment in Tinubu's cabinet after loosing out in trying to destabilize LP.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: A Friend Of Mine Died In His Sleep Two Days Ago. by FalseProphet1(m): 7:33am On May 18, 2023

It's called akpeta. His enemies used it to kill him.

This I have seen.

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Crime › Re: Anambra Woman Injures 7-Year-Old Nephew For Failing To Recite English Alphabet by FalseProphet1(m): 10:26pm On May 17, 2023*

The wickedness of this generation is terribly horrifying.

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